Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 05 Mar 2010 23:41

Anujan wrote:

Bolis assisted raakit mard launch. Notije the face mask in bolis chacha to brotect against toxic launch gasses.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 05 Mar 2010 23:46

Are the bakis riding pillion wearing soosaide vests??

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Mar 2010 23:49

Dirty Kaffir Hindu god krisna ! bhwat you laafing about after bicchar quoti?
Admin e Danda will soon scorch your musharaff

Also notis in the bicchar the reason for rakkit mard launch failure is amply demonstrated
Rakkit scientist no 1( the one without maask) is still pressure loading rakkit fuel in the musharaff of rakkit mard using danda e proctoscope while Rakkit mard attempts to take off
400% phailure garanteed

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 06 Mar 2010 00:06

Bhy is Raakit Mard trying to reach touch mijjile oph scaintist clojest to heem ? Repheuling ? or is he ujing that mijjile aj an addishnal pooster ??

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 06 Mar 2010 00:10

bliss to see baki kamandu training jihard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQev3UoGp2M

wah wah wah wah,
now kashmir is nat far away

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Mar 2010 00:31

"krisna"]
Anujan wrote:

Bolis assisted raakit mard launch. Notije the face mask in bolis chacha to brotect against toxic launch gasses.
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Alkaddoomullliha!!
Dhiz is 400.01% halal bolis, lukk att da shadowz of bolice(m)hen phalling in arabic skript.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 06 Mar 2010 23:08

Bakisatani Bolicemen studying plloobrints oph latest maadal Raakit Mard.

Bhy ij 4th Bolis maalishing hij mijjile ?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 07 Mar 2010 00:05

Nanha mujahids pringing giphts for see-near mullahs pefore depreifing

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 07 Mar 2010 00:37

Kufr Umreekans still ujing old takniki ghoda-powered Raakit Mards.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Mar 2010 07:49

Biradher Jamwal-uddin,
The koopher are larnerd-ing bakistani martial arts py ~~copying~~ xeroxing bakistani techniques.

In phirst bicchar, koophar angrej tries phlying kick, put horje ij naat opeying. When all hope ij laast, Koophar resorts to hij last trick - the one that he larnerd at Bakistan Military Academy, Kakul.

The Phlying Musharraf.

Thij martial arts technique ij grantid to make any assailant loje hij hosh-o-hawas in just a phew seconds. The great thing about thij teknique ij that it only works on koophar, and bure bakistanis are immune to it. Perhaps it haj to do with the similarity oph bakistan and the fragrances from the musharraf.

Notice how the horse ij bowing hij head in deep rejpekt oph musharraf.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 07 Mar 2010 18:35

Khudi ko kar buland itna ke har Gubo se pehle
Amritraj bande se ye poche bata Vasleen kaha hain

Khudi ko kar buland itna ke har Gubo se pehle
Amritraj bande se ye poche bata Vasleen kaha hai

Senator Kerry se agey customer aur bhi hai aur bhi hai
Pain -e -threshold ke Imtehan aur bhi hai aur bhi hai
Sentaor Kerry se agey customer aur bhi hai aur bhi hai
Senator Lugar ke Jalwe aur bhi hai aur bhi hai

Qureshi naam mera Gubo hai kaam mera
kya kya kya
main condom churaau, main dollar churaau
main credit card churaauun main wine churaau
main chori chori pahale vasleen lagaoo
jo gubo lage to main wallet churaau
Qureshi naam mera ... Gubo hai kaam mera
koi na jaane mera fasaana
log ye samajhe main homo deewana
jo raaton mein gubo, jo bin piye Gubo
jo dollar gine jo kafir ko choome
ye koi na jaane mujh sa deewana
palat de duniya badal de zamaana
Qureshi naam mera ...

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 07 Mar 2010 18:59

wah wah
mongrelij like him are hobe far baki-fauj to re-invent their egonomy .

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 07 Mar 2010 19:25

Meeraji in Tarantoe
Sheeking Kanada Vija.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Mar 2010 19:51

anupmisra wrote:Meeraji in Tarantoe
Sheeking Kanada Vija.

a phew yaars oph phauji rule is veighing heaby on meeraji

didju notij the up and down dekh by kamera at aroud 1:50? like nacchral paquimard cheques out motorhams on mango street... haighly prafessnal kameragiri!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 07 Mar 2010 19:52

anupmisra wrote:Meeraji in Tarantoe
Sheeking Kanada Vija.

Oye Sheikh Chilli

How can Meeraji be in Tarantoe bithout Kanada vija being ijjued already hain? or waj is also kaamputerized like the bowled bowled scenes in Marder at pharmhous

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Mar 2010 20:45

in tehreek-e-pakistan dhaaga, shivullah al hakimi likhaoed:

Actually the TV ownership rates are higher in India (Except one ref that i saw). It is cellphone penetration that is higher in Pakistan and there is a reason for it

hainji, PENETRATION by cell phone is deeper and harder in Pakistan than elsewhere on al-subkantinunt. hiyar at NSN we have dekohed the tasveers hazaar times no? time to set on vibration mode and call the espesal naambar!!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Mar 2010 20:57

Bismilla Maulana mahendra-ulla,
Pleej accept Hila-Le-Bakistan award.

W/Salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Mar 2010 21:03

Meera Kijjing in bublic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3fgaKVYOvM

Maulanajs pleej pass a fatwa

Salam

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 07 Mar 2010 21:20

Gagan wrote:Bismilla Maulana mahendra-ulla,
Pleej accept Hila-Le-Bakistan award.

W/Salam

Many Shukran

I yam only understudy of the grait Maulana Xerox e Lapatai

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 07 Mar 2010 21:25

Amirkhan cellphones are bulky and cumbersome and therefore have not penetrated deep and hard into the Pakistani market yet, despite huge investment.
Chinese cellphones are small, sleek and easy to operate and enjoy deeper penetration in Pakistan, more bang for the buck.

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 07 Mar 2010 21:28

^^This kuffar haj angered our maulana kamittee ,
the way she brobosed to aur mussharraf ij haram ,
we have never thought of a din when theje kuffar westerners would do this.

I ask new and old maulanas to issue a fatwa ,
der na karen iss baar .

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 08 Mar 2010 02:42

peeloveds,
pesh-e-khidmat hai - the one and only zaid hamid blog - http://hazratzaidhamid.blogspot.com

but is zaidhamid pbuh a joo? http://hazratzaidhamid.blogspot.com/201 ... s-jew.html

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Mar 2010 03:39

="Mahendra"]

Showmyboob Qureshi iz all abot Haath and Lipp.

Yeh lips khule khule, Amritraj ke Gul Ghlae
Qureshi kooooo, Peeeeene dho
Kaffir ki kiski khabar , Diiiiphickult GUBO ki Dagar
Onleeeeee Pacquistan Janne naaaaaaa
Yeh lip Khule Khule ....
Dalo isme gul ghale....
Vasleen ko lagge na nazar, Amir Khan ka big hai Magar ( Crocodile)
Qureshi ko milli yeh Khabar , donno haatho me ,aaannne Na
yeh lubb Khule khule..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVq6wCkZ9_o

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Mar 2010 04:36

Diyar Samayuddin
ju are behind the times. this very tasveer was peshed to the jirga by my own sweaty palms about teen saals ago. since then, many a nanha (oops i almost said nanga!) mujahid has worked himself up into extreme jehadic fervour and expostulated profusely all over the place thanks to this and othar similaar tasveers fram our chuppe kendo styx sista agent visiting taller than ocean friends ki desh
jurs
Lalmullah

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 08 Mar 2010 08:31

x post:
Google for "scope of physics in Pakistan" the top query shows that this question was asked a year ago but has only one reply from Hoodbhyoy..
Checkit out: here ..
("jinn thermodynamics")

niran · Post by **niran** » 08 Mar 2010 09:49

NSN:
Bojitibly Dhamakedar Nooje

NSN: (Lawhore Desk) There has been a felashing nooje oph a vakum bulb plast
niyar FIA ophice pillding kaujing widespread istink and kollaspe oph FIA pillding.

Jarnail Paadnahikiya Ali, later on klariphied dat da said FIA ophice pillding was
build with Aid dollah during Jarnail Jia rule, so when "kurry pickle" Dollah kame
seeniyar authority deemed it prudent to bulid a new ophice.

The torr phood was to be ishtarted tonite, but during taiyari one Cell phone
stashed in mussarraf waiting in da dump truck rang, prematurely,
kaujing massive discharge oph garma garm air which in turn kaujed sympathetic
detonation of vakum pulub. 11 have been dispatched and many more are in waiting.

Jarnail Paadkiyahai Ali(no relashun) ISI ispokeperson did not rule out the haath oph
ebil Bhartiyas ebilier Yehudi Jaasoosi agency. He bromised to get to da bottom oph
istinking matter and klaim more Aid.

Kalls to the above said agencies have not been returns.

NSN

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 08 Mar 2010 22:15

On Pak Technology front:
Ban on import of used computers under study

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 09 Mar 2010 07:15

Bakistan conducts New-clear test in lawhore. Here ij broof:

Look at all the bakistani science-daan checking all the parameters around the test site. Wah wah, what a perphectly round crater that is.
Pee Ass: Notis how water pirablem ij also saalved. Two pirds with one bum.

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 10 Mar 2010 08:43

deer mujahids pliss to dissection thij newj. Iph baki mard go pehind kushpoo ij it wrong and nat doing duty. Pliss to advije on banking and serbice providing.
http://publication.samachar.com/pub_art ... id=8198050

Veena, who was speculated to be seeing the Pakistani pace bowler until recently when he got married to another girl chosen by his family, has demanded Rs 300,000 she claims to have given him.
When he was banned from cricket and when no one was willing to support or help him I stood by his side and I gave him 300,000 which he said he would pay me back when things improved," Veena said.
"Now that his situation is better he is trying to avoid meeting his commitment but I want my money back, it is my hard earned money," Veena said.

archan · Post by **archan** » 10 Mar 2010 09:25

Veena, Meera... bhyphor theje munafiq burqaless actress also keep kafir naams?

Uday B · Post by **Uday B** » 10 Mar 2010 13:04

Salam ale kum piradhers!

lukj elike pakish kiriket board has retired 2 senior mullahs par the soosai activity and 3 other mujahids from the line of duty..

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/spor ... 666768.cms

Also Pee Chee Bee has sucked some paki roopees from the "ball" sucker Apridi

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 10 Mar 2010 22:31

Chasing Khuspoos is so much fun when the mujahid is nanha

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 10 Mar 2010 22:34

archan wrote:Veena, Meera... bhyphor theje munafiq burqaless actress also keep kafir naams?

Assif punished Veena phor her Kufar name by taking 300000 rupees as jaziyaa onlee.

archan · Post by **archan** » 11 Mar 2010 09:59

jamwal wrote:http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20100310/aci ... mp_160.jpg

Chasing Khuspoos is so much fun when the mujahid is nanha

Bhat joo mean? hain? ij it naat fun when you grow ub? I have peen chasing mine all evening, almost preathless now....put kambakht simbly likes the grass more than my peard. humph..

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 11 Mar 2010 13:40

jamwal wrote:Assif punished Veena phor her Kufar name by taking 300000 rupees as jaziyaa onlee.

Korrect.
That ij jazia tax onlyy. No way she ij gonna gat it back.
Beside, he haj not yet claimed what waj hij from hij right hand, and lept all that ij within hij lept hand.

salam

Akshut · Post by **Akshut** » 11 Mar 2010 23:07

A 101-year-old woman in China has baffled doctors after growing a huge goat-like horn on her forehead.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/102504 ... n-forehead

Mashallah, bhat a saa-een phrom Allah to obur dear tallel and deepel phrends!!

And bhat happend to the oder bun?

archan · Post by **archan** » 11 Mar 2010 23:16

Maulana Aankh-shoot,
It took 100 saal to grow one, done you think it will take another 100 saal to grow the other? did you attend any of the math-e-matik classes in LMU at all?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 12 Mar 2010 00:01

Akshut wrote:

A 101-year-old woman in China has baffled doctors after growing a huge goat-like horn on her forehead.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/102504 ... n-forehead

Mashallah, bhat a saa-een phrom Allah to obur dear tallel and deepel phrends!!

And bhat happend to the oder bun?

China woman old

Old woman grow horn, her name Hor-Ni

When old woman with horn die, we cook old woman
if she refuse to die, we kill her and blame Uighur for riot

We then sell old woman meat as goat meat
India people poor, no money to buy meat
Pakistan brother country, we sell Hor Ni meat to them with Horn as proof

Akshut · Post by **Akshut** » 12 Mar 2010 00:11

archan wrote:Maulana Aankh-shoot,
It took 100 saal to grow one, done you think it will take another 100 saal to grow the other? did you attend any of the math-e-matik classes in LMU at all?

Huzur-e-aallah, aai baas sent to tallel and deepel flend to phaaeend inbestment, so I deed not. Maafi pleez!!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 12 Mar 2010 03:27

archan wrote:Maulana Aankh-shoot,
It took 100 saal to grow one, done you think it will take another 100 saal to grow the other? did you attend any of the math-e-matik classes in LMU at all?

Archan-al-predatori al proposi,, Aao kan ju pharget that she ij phraam tallel than tall monten kuntre. They bill get another bun in lass than 10 jears aj they hab been doing bith all other broducts including their GDP. Thij ij kalled kappe (naat kafe that ju brebare in the maarning before vijiting pakistan) by cheeni tekneek.