Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 20 Feb 2011 21:20

Pakistan a future economic power: Chinese envoy

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 20 Feb 2011 22:22

^^^^
Joo kuffar, didnt you know what Ikbal said?

Khud to buland kar itna, Ki dunya pooche, "Abbey, Loan chukayega kaise?"

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Feb 2011 22:43

Joo Doubal Koofar

Ek-ball( the other being undescended) actually said this

Khud ko bana bhikmanga itna, ki har baksheesh ke Pehle, Amirkhan tujhse khud pooche, bata teri minumum bheek kitna?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 20 Feb 2011 22:54

Do mujahids wipe or benetrate musharraf ?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Feb 2011 23:07

jamwal wrote:Do mujahids wipe or benetrate musharraf ?

Depends on who is in front and who is behind

James B · Post by **James B** » 21 Feb 2011 00:28

Two Pakistani universities ranked among world's top 200

Research Growth from Pakistan ranked 1st in 2 areas in January 2011 which are Microbiology and Plant (Grass eating) & Animal Sciences (animal huspandry) . Research output has increased from 815 in 2002 to 4650 in 2010.

James B · Post by **James B** » 21 Feb 2011 00:36

Rana Sana hits back at Dr. Mirza

Punjab Law Minister Rana Sanaullah Sunday came "hard on" Sindh Home Minister Dr. Zulfiqar Mirza for the latter’s statement against Pakistan Muslim League-N, Geo News reported.

Homo minister hits on home minister

hard-on ( ) n. Vulgar Slang An erection of the benis.

James B · Post by **James B** » 21 Feb 2011 00:58

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Feb 2011 01:37

^ Wonder how many Bakistanis are shivering at the thought of " Hang the Bast@rd" . In theory it applies to all of them na?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Feb 2011 03:32

When meat eater's Bum blasts the odour ... long lasts

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Feb 2011 03:50

Bhwat to do, Bakistani youth whose fathers are not behaving themselves now have to face the music of street protests

ManishH · Post by **ManishH** » 21 Feb 2011 07:05

James B wrote:

I bad, U Rehman

Mashallah that's Baki spin to 'me tarzan, you jane'

partha · Post by **partha** » 21 Feb 2011 08:32

Mahendra wrote:

Bhwat to do, Bakistani youth whose fathers are not behaving themselves now have to face the music of street protests

i yam looking phorward to the din when pop haj a placard saying "mullah be-shave yourself"

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 21 Feb 2011 08:56

Mahendra wrote:

There ij a mystery when it comej to sbelling among the bious.

They finally got "condom" sbelled right, but now "bum" and "S.M. Jhota" need to be addressed.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 Feb 2011 09:11

Shabab= meat, yand reel libe one!!

Dheze harrmai kanjars luuk more laik burnt kabab dhan Shabab.

armenon · Post by **armenon** » 21 Feb 2011 19:01

Pakistan has proposed to GCC states the setting up of a formal ‘security bloc' to combat any external or internal threats in the region, said Foreign Minister of Pakistan Shah Mahmoud Quraishi

Wet dreams or looking for new mai-baap

http://gulfnews.com/news/world/pakistan ... d-1.758165

Manu · Post by **Manu** » 21 Feb 2011 19:25

Mahendra wrote:

When meat eater's Bum blasts the odour ... long lasts

This is actually not so funny....

We have the "Bums" Abdul Rehman Antulay and Digvijay Singh to thank for this....

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 21 Feb 2011 20:31

James B wrote:

Mango Abdul painfully discovers that in b'loved TSP ju have to be rearguarding 24/7, and especially on jumma.

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Feb 2011 21:47

Mullah Bike-ullah

What did I tell joo the last taim joo had a peek at photu meant for senior maulanas only?

bhwat do joo think the fine script on the mullahs T shirt .org.pk means?

The bast@rd unable to hide his ecstacy has actually phucked up the real meaning of the banner. If the retard didn't pop his head out, it wouldn't have wedged a gap in the banner which had the following written on it

HANG IBAD UR REHMAN THE B@STARD NEEDS JUSTICE

ip joo still can't see change jour chasma ka numbar

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Feb 2011 22:47

Mahendra wrote: HANG IBAD UR REHMAN
THE B@STARD NEEDS JUSTICE

AoA, bhaat do they mean when they say pelow thij line?

Raymond Devii Plood for
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Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Feb 2011 04:22

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162- ... 04083.html

Poaker Joakers yand Joakries ?

partha · Post by **partha** » 22 Feb 2011 11:42

birathers, AoA!
we hab phinally found the third haath - http://tribune.com.pk/story/122105/cia- ... militants/
Inshallah we will soon phind yindoo and joo haath aljo.

partha · Post by **partha** » 22 Feb 2011 13:10

partha wrote: how can Bakistan be left out of evolution process, hain ji?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 22 Feb 2011 14:40

^^ you are missing a little girl/boy or a goat in the above pious picture.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 22 Feb 2011 16:13

Mullah partha ul evolutionary al visionary , how cum joo miss khusboo in da evolution obh bakistan ....
bakistani ovulation without khusboo is akin to plasphemy ...
joo are argently needed to rektify da evoltuinary bicture ...

btw, bicture is haram in izlamic re-pubic ...

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 22 Feb 2011 19:25

Chinmayanand wrote:..........
bakistani ovulation without khusboo is akin to plasphemy ...

And all learned maulaners can go phrom ululation to ovulation in pachas seconds.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 22 Feb 2011 21:25

Mahendra wrote:Mullah Bike-ullah

The bast@rd unable to hide his ecstacy has actually phucked up the real meaning of the banner. If the retard didn't pop his head out, it wouldn't have wedged a gap in the banner which had the following written on it

HANG IBAD UR REHMAN THE B@STARD NEEDS JUSTICE

..........

Maulener Mahendra-ul-haq, axcellent anal-ysis. But ju should be reading from raight to laft, no? Like this:

REHMAN, U R BAD, I HANG, JUSTICE NEEDS B@STARD(S)

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 22 Feb 2011 22:21

baikullah mahsud haj shpoken truly!

gowda · Post by **gowda** » 23 Feb 2011 04:26

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 23 Feb 2011 08:57

take that you stupid kuffars

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 23 Feb 2011 10:16

^ Is that great Baki Plane emerging out of Pindi Chana gas ka gola ?

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 23 Feb 2011 14:37

The jinn of Woolmer...

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow ... 5ddaba2bb/

After WC, bhat will happen to Waqar Younis?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 Feb 2011 17:30

^^^ who ij the phoonk sundar in the shadows, who kneels before al Waqr?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Feb 2011 22:00

Why are beepuls angry when air hostess motorma speaks the truth?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6WSAKHL0ac

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 24 Feb 2011 01:07

Mauleners, the prave Bakistani army is making phillums phor the educashun of the peoples.

Good khabar: They will make onlee one phillum which will be raight phor all situations.

The one movie ij called: Gaan In Phiphty Seconds

Movie I: Bhat did the prave warriors of the Pakjabi army do when faced with the dushman?

(I'm) Gaan In Phiphty Seconds

Movie II Bhat do Canadian officer say to prave mujahids and motormas searching for Canadian vija?

(Can ju show jure) Gaan In Phiphty Seconds?

Movie III Bhat does our foreign minister say bhen asking phor loans one more taime from Unkil and Tarrel?

(I can give ju my) Gaan In Phiphty Seconds!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 Feb 2011 04:00

I wuld lub tuu see shum shpecial shots oph Valzleen abblying tekniciat yand 3.5 "Lubers"( naat luvers) vying phor turn and Poak shinging shong tu subrerss pain.
Naam oph da Philum.
Uncle ki Godh Mei
Vazleen lagga ke bajayya, Unkil jub kamre mei ayya
Armitaaaj tu barra "WOH" hai, A... tu Barra Woh hai.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLdmV5R1ztA
Yand
Vaaizleen bin Mushhrraf Bajta Nahi, Unkil kya karre
Amirkhan peeche se huttta nahi, abb kya karre.

Bin vazleen kei Musharraf to Tarpana nahi Achha
Yeh Kuffar Indoos hasne pei rooookta nahi,
Abb kya karee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZxgPMOSjpM

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 24 Feb 2011 08:58

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 24 Feb 2011 13:28

Our peeloved rage-e-boy izz back.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 Feb 2011 14:56

why he ij looking like surprise dilbullah vija attack in rear?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 Feb 2011 18:51

J-20 Renamed from Jasmine Thunder to Red Fury

Benhua News Agency Report: 24 Feb 0900+0008 mins Beijing

After strong agitation from right minded patriotic people who reject the splittist and counter revolutionary running dog tactics of other more foolish and misled people in un-named countries in West Asia, the great people's stealth aircraft has henceforth been renamed from the mis-chosen and innappropriate name given by some politically motivated people against the wishes of the real people.

Henceforth, patriotic aviation enthusiasts are urged to enter the right names into the Baidu search engine when preparing case studies to counter the propaganda of certain less developed nations. The old name of Jasmine Thunder is deemed unsuitable for a strong warrior aviation device and the name Red Fury better encapsulates the wishes and desires of the party, the people and the politbureau.

The Vigilence Division of the Glorious People's Liberation Army would like to remind you that should you encounter any difficulties with the name change, they are on hand to help you.

Benhua, taller than Barkha, deeper than NSN