Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 22 Dec 2011 01:53

Supanallah!

Our bious mards depeat our 'tarrel than pikachu' fliends

Bliss to note the bious brayer paarmashun! I brobose we award 10 goats to all the blayers..

But I am getting some takleef..

Im afraiding our briends may take thij bersonelly and stop sending uj unbainted bandars and barburs!!

Salam

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 22 Dec 2011 02:01

Ij dis the femous Radio Bakistan ???

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Dec 2011 04:19

Dekha , Kiyani ne Dekha
Guess karro ki
Kiya Dekha ?

niran · Post by **niran** » 22 Dec 2011 07:58

Dekha , Kiyani ne Dekha
Guess karro ki
Kiya Dekha ?

dekha hai un mussarraf ki mahakti khusboo
Haath Se chhu ke ise rishton ka ilzaam na do
Sirf ehsaas hai ye rooh se mehsoos karo
ehsaas ko ehsaas hi rehne do koi naam na do

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 22 Dec 2011 09:20

Jhujar wrote:

Dekha , Kiyani ne Dekha
Guess karro ki
Kiya Dekha ?

Jhujar mian, take 1000 stribes phor bosting such haraam shayari

. Hiyar ij correct shayari:

Dekha , Kiya-nahi, par Dekha,
Gola ke Gulabi Musharraf ko dekha.

Dekha , Kiya-nahi, par Dekha,
Amritraj ka Danda, GUBO position se dekha.

Dekha , Kiya-nahi, par Dekha,
Marvi ke Pindaliyon ka Gooda dekha.

Afsos! Kuch Kiya-Hota,
To Mere Chehray pe yeh Kabz ka Kabza na hota!

*Translation: kabz = constipation

archan · Post by **archan** » 22 Dec 2011 09:36

bwaah bwaah,
bahoot laanat pesh karta hoon janaab!

suphanallah bhat khoobsoorat shayari, like the beachy ones of the young poy across the river!

yourj abbreciatingly
Baqr

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 22 Dec 2011 09:59

RAA agint spotted

https://twitter.com/#!/RaquelEvita

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Dec 2011 10:09

Rumor waaz dhat Pendulam act doing AmritRaj Danda skared Kayani yand he did hiz Eyez Wide Shut and Mush Wide oben akt fatafat.

Ankhen batta rahi hai ki
Bin Barish Barsaat Bhye hai !!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Dec 2011 03:36

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Civilised debate

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 23 Dec 2011 04:35

^^^How ij it civilized hain ji? Bhere is AK hawaii phyrr and declaration of motorhama as wajib-ul-katl phor trying to bang table (instead oph either of the Baki na-mards)??

Mukesh.Kumar · Post by **Mukesh.Kumar** » 23 Dec 2011 14:15

La-whore via Kuwait.

Theej RAW agints be the too much. They steal Bakistani sigrets to make Indian newclear bum.

India Was Khan’s Fourth Customer

Alzo, they be the doing sex-ploitation of Bakistan. They be the put newz in Blaypoy. First Veena mohotorma and now theej

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Dec 2011 14:42

I read in latest issue oph Savita Bhabhi that AQ Khan sold his centriphuge to amreeka!! What is the truth?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 Dec 2011 14:48

oh i thunk savita bhabi was in the centrifuge with xerox-jaan?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Dec 2011 14:53

I read the Savita Bhabhi artecal and got a centrifuge myself. If joo know what I mean.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 Dec 2011 14:54

i du, but ju shud take that to L&M hainji?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 23 Dec 2011 22:38

What ij the difference between motorham Lindsay Lohan and Dr. Xerox Khan?

One has prolific center spreads, the other is the central spreader of proliferation.
One gets punished, the other gets pardoned.
One is assigned to provide services to the community, the other is providing services to rogue countries.
One is displaying her jewels clearly in the nude, the other is displaying designs for newclear jewels.
One has a penchant for white maal, the other indulges in yellow maal.
One was charged with shoplifting, the other was charged with copy-lifting.

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 23 Dec 2011 23:31

deer maulanaj,
i hab a seriouj pooch apout thij blaypoy art tickle, where it ij broved jerox khan ij the king chor. Due to inphluenza oph some kafirs, i onlee dekho pickchur and phorget how to reed. Bliss to yelp how to reed thij kitabh. Should the kitabh be held in one haath while reeding right to left and aljo should it pe held upside down to git bitter view?
Salaams,

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Dec 2011 23:45

RCase wrote:What ij the difference between motorham Lindsay Lohan and Dr. Xerox Khan?

One has prolific center spreads, the other is the central spreader of proliferation.
One gets punished, the other gets pardoned.
One is assigned to provide services to the community, the other is providing services to rogue countries.
One is displaying her jewels clearly in the nude, the other is displaying designs for newclear jewels.
One has a penchant for white maal, the other indulges in yellow maal.
One was charged with shoplifting, the other was charged with copy-lifting.

And similarities?

Both are Lezbians

archan · Post by **archan** » 24 Dec 2011 01:00

JwalaMukhi wrote:deer maulanaj,
i hab a seriouj pooch apout thij blaypoy art tickle, where it ij broved jerox khan ij the king chor. Due to inphluenza oph some kafirs, i onlee dekho pickchur and phorget how to reed. Bliss to yelp how to reed thij kitabh. Should the kitabh be held in one haath while reeding right to left and aljo should it pe held upside down to git bitter view?
Salaams,

I hiyar ju my piradher. I am bhery pareshaan myself! I see phrekles hiyar, phrekles there. Phrekles on the face, phrekles on the bayaN ahem, phrekles on the dayaN ahem, phrekles on the musharraf. lahaul pila quvvat, my peard wags daya-bayaN, dayan-bayaN..

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 Dec 2011 02:27

Mahendra wrote:[Both are Lezbians

No Lizardians?

partha · Post by **partha** » 24 Dec 2011 18:09

our mulk is facing grave crisis. i suno jernailists are getting threats, coo is in the air? anyways i have my copy of 1947 jinnah speech ready.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 24 Dec 2011 20:51

partha wrote: coo is in the air?

Joo mean Bakistan awaam ij trying to overthrow the democratically chosen Baki army by electing a civilian government?? That ij grave noose indeed (phor the civilian government i.e. *snicker*)

Altair · Post by **Altair** » 25 Dec 2011 09:14

Baht iz dis? haram haram..bhere is our honour? hum pakistani sab chor hai! jumairat bazar will be full of chairs onleee!!

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 25 Dec 2011 15:05

aphter thij incidant, the newj ijj that most searched thing on google by us ijj now 'chair sex'. Kasur rally chairs were ispecial chairs bith ispecial holes. Bhat joo hab to do is, sit facing back of the chair, push your mijjile in hole, hold the chair and hop takdook-takdook takdook-takdook.

i yaam tell you, this ijj new phenomenon in our bakistan. joo naat tried yet??

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 26 Dec 2011 02:12

Spot the differences to win, dekho next bost for rewards: (no burchase necessory, butt broof of four fathers required)

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 26 Dec 2011 02:13

Since Dilbuuall's vija has been stamped his lactating kushboo harem is now up for grab's Gila-nihee style.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Dec 2011 03:20

Good nooj, diyar maulaners and mulanettes. Our great nashun alsho haj formula bun racing now. And, bhee are green (energy effishient). See who ij better now, joo evil yindoo empire.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Dec 2011 03:28

The tried and tested paki ishtrategy. Works all the time.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 Dec 2011 03:37

anupmisra wrote:Good nooj, diyar maulaners and mulanettes. Our great nashun alsho haj formula bun racing now. And, bhee are green (energy effishient). See who ij better now, joo evil yindoo empire.

Ebery Poaq en da bicture izz TFTA , shtraight phrom Shikhandirabia, Somalonavia yand Poakstswana.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 26 Dec 2011 04:29

anupmisra wrote:Good nooj, diyar maulaners and mulanettes. Our great nashun alsho haj formula bun racing now. And, bhee are green (energy effishient). See who ij better now, joo evil yindoo empire.

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/4118/landofpure3.jpg

Diyar Anup-al-Misre-e-my-name-is-khan-al-new-yorke-tharkee,

How do you drive jour phormulla gaddi, do jou handle it's stick shift?

Yaa does it eshtart automatic iph jou stick jour danda in it? iph so, what is jour flight time? do jou achive GO like phamed mulla mortuddin achives CO & VO?

Interrested mulla's want to know.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Dec 2011 15:10

All bay resbeckts to "scrotum e bakistan" monument minus the minar

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 26 Dec 2011 15:19

BajKhedawal wrote:Spot the differences to win, dekho next bost for rewards: (no burchase necessory, butt broof of four fathers required)

They changed the girl.

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 26 Dec 2011 15:20

BajKhedawal wrote:Since Dilbuuall's vija has been stamped his lactating kushboo harem is now up for grab's Gila-nihee style.

That many Kushboos to manage 1 Baki.

What will the Baki nation require.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 26 Dec 2011 16:15

Mahendra wrote:

All bay resbeckts to "scrotum e bakistan" monument minus the minar

Bhy phor a khanjjar on musharrafs, hain ji??

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Dec 2011 17:00

Khanjar is for ahle-sunnath of Chini Gubomaster after awarding hilale bakistan, the latest recipients being Moo Mie Lei Lee and Ban ki Lun

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 27 Dec 2011 02:34

Gilanahi reaching for the grope test, Kiyanahi threatening with a tamacha.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 27 Dec 2011 02:35

Hain, jee! what broduction will she learn? None of the apduls are interested in her, they are eyeing the kushboo, the camera man, or eachother.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 27 Dec 2011 02:37

What is JaluHaqquChacha bointing to, Al-Qeda # 2 locasion?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Dec 2011 04:32

Looks like cartoon of pink suar to me

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Dec 2011 04:43

JaluHaqquChacha asking the moojahid "Is that a talwar in your shalwar or are you just happy to see me?"