Bharat Rakshak

Supanallah!

Our bious mards depeat our 'tarrel than pikachu' fliends

Bliss to note the bious brayer paarmashun! I brobose we award 10 goats to all the blayers..

But I am getting some takleef..

Im afraiding our briends may take thij bersonelly and stop sending uj unbainted bandars and barburs!!

Salam

Ij dis the femous Radio Bakistan ???

Dekha , Kiyani ne Dekha
Guess karro ki
Kiya Dekha ?

Dekha , Kiyani ne Dekha
Guess karro ki
Kiya Dekha ?


dekha hai un mussarraf ki mahakti khusboo
Haath Se chhu ke ise rishton ka ilzaam na do
Sirf ehsaas hai ye rooh se mehsoos karo
ehsaas ko ehsaas hi rehne do koi naam na do

Jhujar wrote:

Dekha , Kiyani ne Dekha
Guess karro ki
Kiya Dekha ?

Jhujar mian, take 1000 stribes phor bosting such haraam shayari . Hiyar ij correct shayari:

Dekha , Kiya-nahi, par Dekha,
Gola ke Gulabi Musharraf ko dekha.

Dekha , Kiya-nahi, par Dekha,
Amritraj ka Danda, GUBO position se dekha.

Dekha , Kiya-nahi, par Dekha,
Marvi ke Pindaliyon ka Gooda dekha.

Afsos! Kuch Kiya-Hota,
To Mere Chehray pe yeh Kabz ka Kabza na hota!

*Translation: kabz = constipation

bwaah bwaah,
bahoot laanat pesh karta hoon janaab!

suphanallah bhat khoobsoorat shayari, like the beachy ones of the young poy across the river!

yourj abbreciatingly
Baqr

RAA agint spotted

https://twitter.com/#!/RaquelEvita

Rumor waaz dhat Pendulam act doing AmritRaj Danda skared Kayani yand he did hiz Eyez Wide Shut and Mush Wide oben akt fatafat.

Ankhen batta rahi hai ki
Bin Barish Barsaat Bhye hai !!

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Civilised debate

^^^How ij it civilized hain ji? Bhere is AK hawaii phyrr and declaration of motorhama as wajib-ul-katl phor trying to bang table (instead oph either of the Baki na-mards)??

La-whore via Kuwait.

Theej RAW agints be the too much. They steal Bakistani sigrets to make Indian newclear bum.

India Was Khan’s Fourth Customer

Alzo, they be the doing sex-ploitation of Bakistan. They be the put newz in Blaypoy. First Veena mohotorma and now theej

I read in latest issue oph Savita Bhabhi that AQ Khan sold his centriphuge to amreeka!! What is the truth?

oh i thunk savita bhabi was in the centrifuge with xerox-jaan?

I read the Savita Bhabhi artecal and got a centrifuge myself. If joo know what I mean.

i du, but ju shud take that to L&M hainji?

What ij the difference between motorham Lindsay Lohan and Dr. Xerox Khan?

One has prolific center spreads, the other is the central spreader of proliferation.
One gets punished, the other gets pardoned.
One is assigned to provide services to the community, the other is providing services to rogue countries.
One is displaying her jewels clearly in the nude, the other is displaying designs for newclear jewels.
One has a penchant for white maal, the other indulges in yellow maal.
One was charged with shoplifting, the other was charged with copy-lifting.

deer maulanaj,
i hab a seriouj pooch apout thij blaypoy art tickle, where it ij broved jerox khan ij the king chor. Due to inphluenza oph some kafirs, i onlee dekho pickchur and phorget how to reed. Bliss to yelp how to reed thij kitabh. Should the kitabh be held in one haath while reeding right to left and aljo should it pe held upside down to git bitter view?
Salaams,

RCase wrote:What ij the difference between motorham Lindsay Lohan and Dr. Xerox Khan?

One has prolific center spreads, the other is the central spreader of proliferation.
One gets punished, the other gets pardoned.
One is assigned to provide services to the community, the other is providing services to rogue countries.
One is displaying her jewels clearly in the nude, the other is displaying designs for newclear jewels.
One has a penchant for white maal, the other indulges in yellow maal.
One was charged with shoplifting, the other was charged with copy-lifting.

And similarities?

Both are Lezbians

JwalaMukhi wrote:deer maulanaj,
i hab a seriouj pooch apout thij blaypoy art tickle, where it ij broved jerox khan ij the king chor. Due to inphluenza oph some kafirs, i onlee dekho pickchur and phorget how to reed. Bliss to yelp how to reed thij kitabh. Should the kitabh be held in one haath while reeding right to left and aljo should it pe held upside down to git bitter view?
Salaams,

I hiyar ju my piradher. I am bhery pareshaan myself! I see phrekles hiyar, phrekles there. Phrekles on the face, phrekles on the bayaN ahem, phrekles on the dayaN ahem, phrekles on the musharraf. lahaul pila quvvat, my peard wags daya-bayaN, dayan-bayaN..

Mahendra wrote:[Both are Lezbians

No Lizardians?

our mulk is facing grave crisis. i suno jernailists are getting threats, coo is in the air? anyways i have my copy of 1947 jinnah speech ready.

partha wrote: coo is in the air?

Joo mean Bakistan awaam ij trying to overthrow the democratically chosen Baki army by electing a civilian government?? That ij grave noose indeed (phor the civilian government i.e. *snicker*)

Baht iz dis? haram haram..bhere is our honour? hum pakistani sab chor hai! jumairat bazar will be full of chairs onleee!!

aphter thij incidant, the newj ijj that most searched thing on google by us ijj now 'chair sex'. Kasur rally chairs were ispecial chairs bith ispecial holes. Bhat joo hab to do is, sit facing back of the chair, push your mijjile in hole, hold the chair and hop takdook-takdook takdook-takdook.

i yaam tell you, this ijj new phenomenon in our bakistan. joo naat tried yet??

Spot the differences to win, dekho next bost for rewards: (no burchase necessory, butt broof of four fathers required)

Since Dilbuuall's vija has been stamped his lactating kushboo harem is now up for grab's Gila-nihee style.

Good nooj, diyar maulaners and mulanettes. Our great nashun alsho haj formula bun racing now. And, bhee are green (energy effishient). See who ij better now, joo evil yindoo empire.

The tried and tested paki ishtrategy. Works all the time.

anupmisra wrote:Good nooj, diyar maulaners and mulanettes. Our great nashun alsho haj formula bun racing now. And, bhee are green (energy effishient). See who ij better now, joo evil yindoo empire.

Ebery Poaq en da bicture izz TFTA , shtraight phrom Shikhandirabia, Somalonavia yand Poakstswana.

anupmisra wrote:Good nooj, diyar maulaners and mulanettes. Our great nashun alsho haj formula bun racing now. And, bhee are green (energy effishient). See who ij better now, joo evil yindoo empire.

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Diyar Anup-al-Misre-e-my-name-is-khan-al-new-yorke-tharkee,

How do you drive jour phormulla gaddi, do jou handle it's stick shift?

Yaa does it eshtart automatic iph jou stick jour danda in it? iph so, what is jour flight time? do jou achive GO like phamed mulla mortuddin achives CO & VO?

Interrested mulla's want to know.

All bay resbeckts to "scrotum e bakistan" monument minus the minar

BajKhedawal wrote:Spot the differences to win, dekho next bost for rewards: (no burchase necessory, butt broof of four fathers required)

They changed the girl.

BajKhedawal wrote:Since Dilbuuall's vija has been stamped his lactating kushboo harem is now up for grab's Gila-nihee style.

That many Kushboos to manage 1 Baki.

What will the Baki nation require.

Mahendra wrote:

All bay resbeckts to "scrotum e bakistan" monument minus the minar

Bhy phor a khanjjar on musharrafs, hain ji??

Khanjar is for ahle-sunnath of Chini Gubomaster after awarding hilale bakistan, the latest recipients being Moo Mie Lei Lee and Ban ki Lun

Gilanahi reaching for the grope test, Kiyanahi threatening with a tamacha.

Hain, jee! what broduction will she learn? None of the apduls are interested in her, they are eyeing the kushboo, the camera man, or eachother.

What is JaluHaqquChacha bointing to, Al-Qeda # 2 locasion?

Looks like cartoon of pink suar to me

JaluHaqquChacha asking the moojahid "Is that a talwar in your shalwar or are you just happy to see me?"