Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan (TSP): May 30, 2011

Aditya_V · Post by **Aditya_V** » 31 May 2011 15:44

Gagan wrote:Uneven Cohen's Farticle:
Kashmir conflict will last for 100 years, says Cohen
Stephen P. Cohen, author of 'The Idea of Pakistan' and a senior Fellow at the Brookings Institute in Washington, told the Pakistani newspaper Dawn: 'My prediction is that the India-Pakistan conflict, which includes Kashmir besides many other problems, will last for 100 years or even more.'

'I am very pessimistic about a solution between the two countries. They should cooperate over trade, for instance. Kashmir will eventually find its way (to a solution).

'The US should have only a silent role which should be limited to providing ideas and suggestions as we often do in the Middle East peace process.'

Cohen said he was writing a book about the India-Pakistan rivalry and that he would call it a 'hundred year old war'.
Cohen also felt that the Pakistani Army was more anti-American than anti-India.

In a way he is right, Kashmir Problem will last as long as TSP exists in its present form. I see the CHinese and US also proping it up for next 10-15 years. Beyond that it is anyone's guess.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 31 May 2011 15:53

rajanb wrote:By keeping up a pretence of talks, a jolly good time can be had. It is time we stepped out of our mould. Having talks means we are serious and weak? NO!

Carry on talking. What do we lose, unles you have another perspective to it?

Like the Pakis have been "fighting" terror, we can claim we are "talking and serious about sincerely resolving differences."

If we want to have a pretense of talks, something that I do not subscribe to but that doesn't matter here, by all means let's have talks on something that is within the realms of achievability and to our advantage, like trade or Sir Creek or Tulbul Navigation lock or 26/11 or terrorism or the 'Most Wanted List' or MFN or fake currency or transit trade with Afghanistan or SAFTA or TAPI or IPI. There are many topics to keep the two sides engaged while consuming kilo litres of tea and tonnes of biscuits. But, not Siachen and most definitely not now.

niran · Post by **niran** » 31 May 2011 16:02

JE Menon wrote:Pls someone translate that Urdu speaking mullah's description of the benefits of the 72. Much appreciated. The value if someone can transcribe that for youtube is immense.

my humble try:

it begins with
the lowest grade hoors will be, pay attention, over here you all forgets Allah fornicating for dirty unhealthy women,
you all profess love and say i love you to these rotten women, listen carfully what Allah has prepared for you, you all waste your time watching Prostitutes, Khusara(Kinar in Hindi) and (3 different words for Prostitutes) and dirty films: and forgets Allah, look at what your master has prepared for Musalmans Nabi(must be some other mulla)
has described it in detail so that you are not influenced by these evils, only show attachment till your needs are fullfilled, always prepare to attain the Jannat(Heaven):

rasols of Allah says that over there the lowest grade hoors will have eye like Gilaf(i onlee know Gilaf== hand gloves, blanket / blanket cover and no i dunnu how a glove like eye look like or how can it be erotic)
whoever is your wife over there will have 70 layered cloths yes it is 70 layers not 17 layers, she will be sitting on
gau pillow(dunnu wot that is) waiting for you, what special about those clothes? you can even see the area around vagina through them, soo hasin(beautufull) so khubsoorat(again beautufull) are those vaginas and you can see them through those layers, now you will ask how is it possible, how can one see through all those layers,
see you lay on x-ray table with all the clothes and they can take pictures of your bone, if man can build such things then Allah the almighty has better takneek, now you belive it or not,

Rasul of Allah furthur farmatey(says) your hoor/wife' heart will be a mirror for you and your heart will be a mirror for her both of you will sajo savro(getting ready putting on make up etc) looking at each other bizness oppertunity selling mirrors in jannat, no?
whenever you turns away your face and relook you will find your hoor's beauty 70 fold, what have you all musalmans doing here? all these hoors you get will it be for kissing and sitting besides you? no, you can copulate
and have many more pleasures, it mucho pleasureable than here, over here you are pharig(ejaculate) within 1 minute(onlee

i minute) over there alla kay rasul says that each mard( man) will get kuvat(power/endurance) equivalent to 100 mards, hain, be happy, Allah will give us all those, birders! when you throw away your blankets in cold weather and rush for your namaz Allah is fakra(proud) and tell his numaind(servents)
look, he is forsaking his comforts for me so Alla forgives all your sins, over there with kuvat of 100 mards you can
do what ever you want with your hoor, then after sometime another will place her hand on your shoulder the one underneath you will praise her beauty and advise you to copulate with the new hoor, AoA, this is Jannat, yes, this is jannat, my musalmans, do not waste these hoors for Earthly dirty Women, our Nadeem has seen it all by his eyes
it his description which i am repeating, prepare for it prepare for it.
video ends.

JE Menon · Post by **JE Menon** » 31 May 2011 16:13

Thanks niran.

Damn these guys are something!!!

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 31 May 2011 16:17

and have many more pleasures, it mucho pleasureable than here, over here you are pharig(ejaculate) within 1 minute(onlee i minute)

Are they really one minute noodles?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 31 May 2011 16:17

Nabi(must be some other mulla)

Prophet Mohammad

JE Menon · Post by **JE Menon** » 31 May 2011 16:19

So is "Rasool" by the way.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 31 May 2011 16:22

if women on earth are "dirty", then that explains the whole goat thing

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 31 May 2011 16:35

This maulana should preach to the arabs specially the tinpots .

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 31 May 2011 16:48

JE Menon wrote:So is "Rasool" by the way.

Rhymes with Nazgul. Just saying.
I know, OT. Will show myself out and head to BENIS!

Tamang · Post by **Tamang** » 31 May 2011 16:53

From rediff

17:17 PM Shehzad's wife says he expected to be abducted:

More on the missing Pakistani journalist.

This is what Time magazine online has on Syed Saleem Shehzad.

Ali Dayan Hasan, a senior researcher at Human Rights Watch, received a call from Shahzad's wife. "He had told her that I was one of the people that should be called in case anything happens to him," says Hasan.

"He had feared for sometime that something like this would happen to him." Later, Human Rights Watch says it was able to establish that Shahzad was being held by the ISI. "We were informed through reliable interlocutors that he was detained by the ISI," says Hasan. T

hose interlocutors, he adds, had received direct confirmation from the agency that it was detaining Shahzad. In any case, Hasan says, "in a high-security zone like Islamabad, it is only the ISI that can effect the disappearance of man and his car without a trace.

Read more
17:09 PM

This is the reportin Asia Times Online that may have led to Syed Saleem Shahzad's abduction. Hopefully, the body in the car is not his.

Incidentally, Syed Saleem Shahzad is Asia Times Online's Pakistan Bureau Chief and author of Inside al-Qaeda and the Taliban: Beyond Bin Laden and 9/11.
17:02 PM Pak journo's car, unidentfied body found:

Just in: Pakistan journalist Syed Saleem Shahzad's car has with an unidentified body has been found. Fears have been growing for his safety, since he went missing on Sunday andaccording to an international advocacy group, is believed to be in the custody of Pakistan's ISI.

Read our 11:16 am and 12:03 pm posts.

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 31 May 2011 16:55

Acharya wrote:
Neela wrote:
Since the last few years we at BRF have been expecting a breakup of TSP.
A stable and a prosperous Pakistan is in the interest of the entire world.

acharya drone aapka satire samaj mein nahin aaya. current kaancept ij "no bakistan stable or unstable ij in intrest of world"

Hari Seldon · Post by **Hari Seldon** » 31 May 2011 17:15

From @najamsethi on twitter. TIFWIW

The unidentified body is one hours drive from where Saleem Shehzad's car and IDcard have been found.

Dang. So SSS was Daniel Pearl harbored only.

I used to think for long that SSS was a 3 man team (named Syed, Salim & shahzad) who worked for ISPR only. Writing for shady outlets like asia times, no less. Uh-oh. Turns out not only is the guy real, he managed to itch high up TFTA ISI musharrafs only.

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 31 May 2011 17:19

amdavadi wrote:Can we keep benis lingo to that dhaga? It is kinda hard to read TSP thread with benis lingo.

sorry baas. i replied to drone achaarya b4 reading ur request in benis mode.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 31 May 2011 17:27

rajanb wrote:
and have many more pleasures, it mucho pleasureable than here, over here you are pharig(ejaculate) within 1 minute(onlee i minute)
Are they really one minute noodles?

Well, you know what they say...the bigger they are the harder they fall.

sum · Post by **sum** » 31 May 2011 17:28

^^ Why is the body called "unidentified" when it it is lying in SSS car?
Has it been mutilated that it remains"unidentified"? Else should be easy to make out going by SSS physique, IMHO...

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 31 May 2011 17:42

Musharraf declared 'proclaimed offender' http://www.hindustantimes.com/Musharraf ... 03645.aspx

A Pakistani anti-terrorism court on Monday declared former President Pervez Musharraf a "proclaimed offender" or fugitive for failing to cooperate with investigators probing the 2007 assassination of former premier Benazir Bhutto. Judge Rana Nisar Ahmed of the Rawalpindi-based court declared Musharraf, currently living in self-exile outside Pakistan, a fugitive on the request of the Federal Investigation Agency.

Prosecutors told the judge during proceedings held in Adiala Jail for security reasons that they had been unable to serve an arrest warrant issued by the court for Musharraf.

The authorities in Britain, where Musharraf has been living since 2009, had not provided help in serving the warrant as that country has no extradition treaty with Pakistan, the prosecutors told the judge.

The prosecutors then asked the judge to declare Musharraf a "proclaimed offender".

Advertisements about the declaration will be published in newspapers, the judge said. Authorities could also impound Musharraf's movable and immovable property, reports said.

The trial of five suspects, including a would-be suicide bomber, suspected of involvement in Bhutto's killing has been held up for several months due to Musharraf's refusal to cooperate with investigators.

The prosecutors today provided information to the judge, including an interview given by Musharraf, which showed he was aware of the trial underway in Pakistan.

The anti-terrorism court issued an arrest warrant for Musharraf in February after investigators declared him an "absconder" and told the judge that the former military ruler was not cooperating in the probe into the assassination.

Investigators have alleged that Musharraf's regime had failed to provide adequate security to Bhutto after she returned to Pakistan from self-exile in 2007.

Bhutto was killed by a suicide bomber after she had addressed an election rally in Rawalpindi in December that year.

harbans · Post by **harbans** » 31 May 2011 17:46

This may sound silly, but the video of the maulana enticing people to Islamic jannat is exactly the doctrine, what we are fighting for the last 1400 years and now in Kashmir, over Siachen, terrorism, etc. This is the ideology that destroyed Nalada, Taxila beheaded the monks, massacred the entire Delhi population twice under Hafiz e Koran Timur and the motivation behind the Ghazi's, India has been facing for centuries and presently the mantle bearers the Paki's. Delegitimization of this islamist ideology should be the goal. Specially so after a nuclear 2611 type thing. It should not have any iota of legacy and legality in India if that were to happen. India also should then work to delegitimize this from Indic lands and carry the campaign right up diplomatically, economically and where possible militarily. This rubbish comes not from not God but clearly from the Devil and Satan. And it should be made amply clear.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 31 May 2011 17:54

Gagan wrote:Uneven Cohen's Farticle:
Kashmir conflict will last for 100 years, says Cohen

Indirectly, what he is saying is that the US will ensure the survival of Pakistan for another 100 years. Whatever be the help from the 'sweeter than the sweetest' friends, it is largely the American oxygen that sustains Pakistan. The PA is largely an American Army. The economy mostly runs on American dollars. Suck that American oxygen out, TSP will gasp for breath in spite of the remaining two-and-a-half.

niran · Post by **niran** » 31 May 2011 17:56

harbans wrote: It should not have any iota of legacy and legality in India if that were to happen. India also should then work to delegitimize this from Indic lands and carry the campaign right up diplomatically, economically and where possible militarily.

+100 just as the Nazis were hounded out of the civilized world.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 31 May 2011 17:56

*Warning*

gakakkad wrote:
amdavadi wrote:Can we keep benis lingo to that dhaga? It is kinda hard to read TSP thread with benis lingo.
sorry baas. i replied to drone achaarya b4 reading ur request in benis mode.

Neither BENIS-type language, nor SMS-type language. This is not only for you.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 31 May 2011 18:11

The good maulana says

uske kapdon me se uski pindaliyon ka gooda tak nazar ayega

Someone really well versed in punjabi / urdu please explain the words:
Pindaliyon & Gooda.

Gooda I think == mound.
Or is Gooda in urdu ~ Gode in hindi, meaning uterus.

The mulla is even more descriptive here, downright poetic description of the female anatomy. AND he attributes this description to the Prophet.
I don't think that this maulana made all this up, this is something that has been passed down from generations.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 31 May 2011 18:12

One of JUI-Fazl-ur-Rehman's clerics gunned down
The JUI Deobandis are no longer high church for the TTP.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 31 May 2011 18:17

The maulana seems to putting the old adage "Make Love, Not War" on its head, and seems to be saying "Make War and then Make Love"!

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 31 May 2011 18:22

Journalist Saleem Shahzad found dead near Islamabad

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 31 May 2011 18:24

niranullah

have many more pleasures, it mucho pleasureable than here, over here you are pharig(ejaculate) within 1 minute(onlee i minute) over there alla kay rasul says that each mard( man) will get kuvat(power/endurance) equivalent to 100 mards

1 mard in jennat == 100 mards here. Even then, with 72 houris there they would pharig in 1.38 minutes... no wonder the dissatisfied houris tell the mard to copulate with other houries

No wonder rasool's jennat is filled with unsatisfied houries

By the way, what happens to mardanis when they go to jennat?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 31 May 2011 18:27

The mullah also says the following:

And here you watch movies and stare at pictures of prostitutes, dirty women(khujron), eunuchs(Khusron), dancing girls (Tawaif) and waste your time.

Why is he including eunuchs one may ask?

Because homosexuality is very common in Pakistan and all throught the muslim world.
These are sexually repressed societies, where interaction between male and female is non-existant. Whereas men have access to - other men.
Eunuchs, as I've said so before, therefore provide valuable 'service' to the people in such societies. They dress like women, and are 'available' and accessible to people.

This homosexuality thing is also one of the reasons why the pig is such a hated figure in islam. The pig is allegedly homosexual.

This entire homosexual thing is something that Islam is very anti- about, and is said to be a horrendus social evil. It seems to be very common though in these societies.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 31 May 2011 18:28

Journalist Saleem Shahzad found dead near Islamabad

ISLAMABAD: Journalist Syed Saleem Shahzad’s body was found in Sarai Alamgir, nearly 200 kilometres from Islamabad on Tuesday.

Shahzad was the Pakistan bureau chief of Asia Times Online. He went missing from Islamabad on Sunday evening.

Reports claim that it has been confirmed that his body has been identified and showed signs of torture.

Earlier it had been reported that Shahzad’s car had been found in Sarai Alamgir and a body had also been discovered nearby. However, it had not been identified at the time.

Days before his disappearance, Shahzad had authored an article that alleged links between navy officials and al Qaeda.

Dipanker · Post by **Dipanker** » 31 May 2011 18:30

Narad wrote:Journalist Saleem Shahzad found dead near Islamabad

It should be obvious that CIA/RAW/MOSSAD/MI6 have killed SSS to show Pakistan/Islam/ISI/Taleban/Alqaeda in a bad light!

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 31 May 2011 18:31

Narad wrote:Journalist Saleem Shahzad found dead near Islamabad

Actually I have found his articles extremely informative. His articles had neither the breast-beating nor the chest-beating speeches most Pakistani journalists indulge in.

So for all the insights on Pakistan you provided to the rest of the world, RIP!

Philip · Post by **Philip** » 31 May 2011 18:31

Pakistan will not last 100 years,so what he worry?!

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 31 May 2011 18:37

Next inline could be Kamran Shafi. But then again, Kamran just blogs on Dawn, the angst of ISI is against the 'non-ISI friendly' folks in urdu press.

Suppiah · Post by **Suppiah** » 31 May 2011 18:37

Excellent effort mullah Niranji...onlee spot one blasphemy...where you say rassols of allah. That is a wajib-ul-qatl offense, dozens have been killed in TSP and Indonesia for just that offense...There can be one and only one rasool...and thank allah for that...

The facts that come out quite clearly from this pious servant of rasool is that Paki women are ugly, TSP is full of so many whores there are a dozen words to describe them, they are all smelly and dark and perhaps because of that most Paki males ejaculate within 1 minute..

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 31 May 2011 18:38

So SSS meets Daniel Pearl.

I wonder who will be the fall guy for this one. Because this is going to become as big as the Daniel Pearl thing. The western newspapers know he was in ISI custody.

Omar Saeed Sheikh convicted for killing Pearl is eating sarkari biriyani in his cell on death row for the past several years.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 31 May 2011 18:40

Next in line could be Imtiaz Gul too. Asma Jahangir's outburst at the army was also shocking and truthful.

But all these guys will downhill ski for now. The press was really going after the Pakistan Army these last few weeks.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 31 May 2011 18:42

Err,
Wouldn't Syed Saleem Shahzad be Shia?

Aren't Sayyeds (Sayyed Salauddin) different from Sayeeds (like Hafiz Sayeed = Sunni)

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 31 May 2011 18:45

Narad wrote:Journalist Saleem Shahzad found dead near Islamabad

wow, just yesterday someone was saying SSS is probably going to meet his end like pearl. sad news, this was one of the few guys who had the courage to say the unpopular ~~things~~ truths.

Suppiah · Post by **Suppiah** » 31 May 2011 18:49

What did i tell ya...the boss now has to hug the dead body onlee....AOA...TSPs name goes further down into the depths of mud...

This is not some unknown journal or even an Indian journal...

TIME boldly declares ISI as culprit...must do wonders to Pakabaric sewage rats image in the human world.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 31 May 2011 18:51

Suppiah wrote:The facts that come out quite clearly from this pious servant of rasool is that Paki women are ugly, TSP is full of so many whores there are a dozen words to describe them, they are all smelly and dark and perhaps because of that most Paki males ejaculate within 1 minute..

Takes about as much time as spitting on the ugliness!

Basically the Maulana is calling the Begums of all Pakistanis as ugly, dark and smelly!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 31 May 2011 18:51

Rahul M wrote:
Narad wrote:Journalist Saleem Shahzad found dead near Islamabad
wow, just yesterday someone was saying SSS is probably going to meet his end like pearl. sad news, this was one of the few guys who had the courage to say the unpopular ~~things~~ truths.

I think I said that.
Black tongue sometimes.