Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 15 Aug 2011 17:07
by rajanb
Lalmohan wrote:he eej naat phlying the bandar ju phool!
he ij taller than TFTA, stiffer than fauji danda mard mounting the head oph bandar!!
notij that bandar eej kabharing aankh due to sharam sharam!
Tobah! eye bhas thunking thay he ij pooting hees hoj eento phuel tankhi. Eyes shood estop thunking. AoA
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 15 Aug 2011 18:13
by Vikas
Belated Happy B'day Bakistan. Pls don't have a blast...
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 15 Aug 2011 18:19
by Lalmohan
uh-oh! now ju are tampting fete!?!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 15 Aug 2011 22:06
by Vikas
Fate ij phaar weak kaffir nashun. We baki keep our fate in our hands never know when ju can juce it....err if ju know what it means.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
With kambined R&D with tallel mountain fliends , we now prejent tallel pilots who fly planes sitting on taap of it!
Massa(is)allah!!! all the TFTA's are stratergykally bositioned phor a pindichaana takeoph, just like phlying karbet oph our arpee incestors.
A sawaal why iz there a khidkey bainted near the bandar's pooch?
That prings up dusraa sawaal: iz our bandar a Hermaphrodite like rest of our fauj, I dekho a pig pig Pindliyon ka Gooda as bell as a eshmall butt erect mizzle at the pooch end oph bandar.
Bliss to clariphy.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 15 Aug 2011 23:41
by AdityaM
Hain Ji!
Bhat do i hear on JooTube!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 Aug 2011 00:54
by Mahendra
[youtube]2dRadk2YAiw&feature=related[/youtube]
Bresenting Ghaznikant
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 Aug 2011 13:03
by Lalmohan
diyar bajuddin-al-khelwali, do ju mean that our brave pak-e-hawaii-fauj-o has perfected JATO takniki by strapping pindi-chana fed abduls to side oph hawaii-jahaz-o? wah wah, bhat a blast-off that will be!!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 Aug 2011 13:10
by partha
happy belated 64th burday to bakistan. on this burday let uj pledge to work towards true ijlam in bakistan. AoA.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 Aug 2011 13:33
by RajeshA
‘Deeper penetration’: Pakistan wants more than raw copulation, US told
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 Aug 2011 23:47
by BajKhedawal
Jee Hajoor, JATO it is. Jou sea as a result oph frequent GUBO our fauj has mastered the articulation oph the so kalled sphincter muscle, and everybon knows our sphincter's are the phinest and tightest eshspecially in the hole duniya. Add to it the most exquisite bhutto diet oph ghaas & pindichaana we habe the most rephined cumbustable phuel, ready phor instant takeoph on peemand.
B.S. unknowing to the kaffir sdre's we imbort their phinest Bhut Jolokia's as a secrete additive to our jet fuel as afterburner, it iz really epphective and signiphicantly increased thrust.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Aug 2011 01:00
by Lalmohan
diyar bajauar-agenci-al-khedi
the thaught oph bhoot jolokia brings ansu to mein eyes...
what dard is there!
it bhill make even ashok-stambha-al-qutubi wilt!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Aug 2011 01:33
by BajKhedawal
Diyar Lalbrafessor,
Sbeaking of ansu aur dard, is it troo that "a choke-stambha-al-qum tum bhi" is so long...thick...dark..and...heavy that even the phinest oph jour phoonk sundrey's have ansu flowing like the great songhua and yangtze?
And sinze jou hang out with it everydin aur raat, iz it alzo troo that tilldate no human is able to emprace the long dark thick heavy one and have their phingers oph left hath meet the phingers of right hath at the other end?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Aug 2011 02:18
by Prem
Jubb bhi jee chahe ,Vazleen ko lagga dette hai log
YYY ho ke bhi, Kanadian Veeza lagga dete hai log.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Aug 2011 11:25
by jamwal
Kafir Jejus walked on watur, our bious mullahs jumb on it using one haath onlee
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Aug 2011 14:53
by Narad
mullah katl-ud-din deflowers mullah do-pyaza by force
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Aug 2011 16:27
by Lalmohan
diyar bajaur-wale-khiladi
that eej eggjackly bhy 3-4 phoonk sundaris are required at any one time to attend to profesorial duties
the load must be shared and equal reward bhill cum
a-o-a
LP
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Aug 2011 16:37
by RajeshA
Narad wrote:mullah katl-ud-din deflowers mullah do-pyaza by force
Eej that a boaster oph Captain India in packgrraund?!!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Aug 2011 16:52
by Lalmohan
shouldn't it be a kanadian flag? (if katal-ud-din eej gibhing vijja by force?)
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Aug 2011 18:43
by Sam
President of Pakistan teaching kids the spelling of Assassination
'One ass behind another ass, behind that I, and behind me the whole nation.'
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 18 Aug 2011 10:46
by Lilo
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Lets talk existantialism of Pakistan............
Lets not forget the afghan war.
Lets not pretend the same plan for kashmir was not in works.
And for once in your miserable life, lets face the fact...................... it was him who actually made Pakistan nuclear. till 1977 no research/program existed for weaponizing the nuclear material.
Our air is protected for years and years with the f-16s that zia made a deal for........... you know............. the ones that you have now mlued and what not..........
Your whole freaking satellite program is his gift.......................................
your whole freaking missile program is his gift...................................
your freaking AK tank program was initiated by him............................................
So frankly, you should be thanking by kissing his feet. The reason why Pakistan exist today, is him.
who ij this zia ? hainjee and why i poonch shud we kiss his pheet ?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
NEW DELHI: Taking a cue from Anna Hazare, a 68-year-old Pakistani businessman is set to go on hunger strike in Islamabad from Sep 12 to declare war on endemic corruption in his country.
Expressing his admiration for Hazare, Jehangeeer Akhtar complained that corruption was a far more serious disease in Pakistan.
Activist Akhtar wants the Pakistan parliament to pass an anti-corruption law -- like what India is now planning.
"I demand that an anti-corruption bill be presented in the National Assembly," said Akhtar, who has closely followed the anti-corruption war in India.
He said the Pakistani bill should be on the lines of what gets passed in India's parliament.
"Corruption in Pakistan is more than in India... bahut zyada (much more)," Akhtar told IANS in a telephonic interview from Islamabad where he runs a photography business.
Apart from corruption, another issue he wants to highlight during his hunger strike is Pakistan's soaring defence budget because of "the mindset that the stability of Pakistan is endangered due to India".
"A group of politicians propagate such mindset. The politicians are answerable ... on which front are we in danger?"
Pakistan has hiked defence allocation to Rs.495 billion in a total budget of Rs.2,504 billion (around $30 billion) for 2011-12.
"Is it not true that we started the 1965 war and lost East Pakistan in 1971 due to our follies?," he asked.
That's not all.
He also wants every district in Pakistan to be provided with infrastructure for education from primary to the intermediate levels with hostels.
Akhtar says he is for a stronger Lokpal Bill for India -- a demand being made by Hazare and his team.
"Indian public kah rahi hai tho hona chahiye (Indians are asking, so it should happen)."
He wants the Indian government to listen to the voice of Indians.
After seeing pictures of large numbers of Indians across the country rally in support of Hazare, Akhtar is convinced that the Gandhian has emerged as a hero.
According to him, there is widespread anger in Pakistan against corruption. A Transparency International Pakistan official said corruption was the root cause of poverty, illiteracy, terrorism, shortage of electricity, and poor governance in Pakistan.
1) Kweshchun to sea near maulvis, isnt kuffr bractise of stya-e-graha ijj tawheen-e-azim-ul-ijjlam and ther-e-fore wajib-ul-cutlet??
2) Bliss to suj-jest name faar paki lokpal? My sujjeshun : mohammad-bin-lok-e-pal wald gahzi
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
NEW DELHI: Taking a cue from Anna Hazare, a 68-year-old Pakistani businessman is set to go on hunger strike in Islamabad from Sep 12 to declare war on endemic corruption in his country.
Expressing his admiration for Hazare, Jehangeeer Akhtar complained that corruption was a far more serious disease in Pakistan.
Activist Akhtar wants the Pakistan parliament to pass an anti-corruption law -- like what India is now planning.
"I demand that an anti-corruption bill be presented in the National Assembly," said Akhtar, who has closely followed the anti-corruption war in India.
He said the Pakistani bill should be on the lines of what gets passed in India's parliament.
"Corruption in Pakistan is more than in India... bahut zyada (much more)," Akhtar told IANS in a telephonic interview from Islamabad where he runs a photography business.
Apart from corruption, another issue he wants to highlight during his hunger strike is Pakistan's soaring defence budget because of "the mindset that the stability of Pakistan is endangered due to India".
"A group of politicians propagate such mindset. The politicians are answerable ... on which front are we in danger?"
Pakistan has hiked defence allocation to Rs.495 billion in a total budget of Rs.2,504 billion (around $30 billion) for 2011-12.
"Is it not true that we started the 1965 war and lost East Pakistan in 1971 due to our follies?," he asked.
That's not all.
He also wants every district in Pakistan to be provided with infrastructure for education from primary to the intermediate levels with hostels.
Akhtar says he is for a stronger Lokpal Bill for India -- a demand being made by Hazare and his team.
"Indian public kah rahi hai tho hona chahiye (Indians are asking, so it should happen)."
He wants the Indian government to listen to the voice of Indians.
After seeing pictures of large numbers of Indians across the country rally in support of Hazare, Akhtar is convinced that the Gandhian has emerged as a hero.
According to him, there is widespread anger in Pakistan against corruption. A Transparency International Pakistan official said corruption was the root cause of poverty, illiteracy, terrorism, shortage of electricity, and poor governance in Pakistan.
1) Kweshchun to sea near maulvis, isnt kuffr bractise of stya-e-graha ijj tawheen-e-azim-ul-ijjlam and ther-e-fore wajib-ul-cutlet??
2) Bliss to suj-jest name faar paki lokpal? My sujjeshun : mohammad-bin-lok-e-pal wald gahzi
Bhee aar deescundead phrom Yindoos only
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 18 Aug 2011 15:14
by rsharma
Narad wrote:
2) Bliss to suj-jest name faar paki lokpal? My sujjeshun : mohammad-bin-lok-e-pal wald gahzi
Bhaunkpaal aj in bhau-bhau of a Daag..
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
shiv wrote:Kraachi is also murder capital. Karachi is also automoblie capital - the Habib motor co of Kraachi is just like Ford. Produced a Model-T style car called the Sitara. Model T produced in 1904. Sitara in 2004. 2004 is more than 1904. Kraachi is situated next to a water body, just like Detroit.
All same same onlee. International community must get involved in Kraachi.
Ford Model T
Habib Sitara of Kraachi
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 19 Aug 2011 09:09
by chilarai
no roof option in model T !
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 19 Aug 2011 09:30
by rajanb
chilarai wrote:no roof option in model T !
aarey Chilamullah. bhy phor ju phorget that we Bakis are more intelyjunt than bhite kaffirs. Aphtar oll the cheenis came to uj to build the phlying thandar bandar, no?
Seence these ij yuar phurst transgression ju mast du 100 baithaks bhile holding jour iars.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 19 Aug 2011 17:27
by anupmisra
chilarai wrote:no roof option in model T !
But, bhere ij the fifth bheel in our beloved shitara? Aljo, bhere ij the front windshield? Hain? Eye do not bhant to eat insectj bhen I derive? I socho that by ebolution, shitara will dekho like ford madel tee, bery bery soon.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 19 Aug 2011 17:29
by anupmisra
Bhy such gloom and doom on our mard-e-momeen's chehraas? Bhat happened? Ij it kirkit? Ij it bijness? Ij it ayesha? Ij it fashting in Ramzan?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 19 Aug 2011 17:48
by anupmisra
Early habits created in formative years die hard.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 19 Aug 2011 18:05
by anupmisra
First day in the life of pa'astan. The great invite and nobody came.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 19 Aug 2011 21:01
by archan
bhyphor nopody haj a peard in the apove bicchar
Jawap obtion ek: they are all nanhas
Jawap obtion do: they are all qafirs