Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 22 Oct 2012 10:10

Bakistan should demand royalty for Hollywood movie zero dark thirty. It is based on the real life story of bakistani non state actor who was not in Pakistan. There is no proof he was here. But still there needs to be royalty payment.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 22 Oct 2012 20:22

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 22 Oct 2012 23:34

The bakistan Hijra society leaders?

negi · Post by **negi** » 22 Oct 2012 23:49

joygoswami wrote:

Right to left: 1st one taken by Mullah khullam khullah for 4 dinar (maulvi saheb dupai se utarte hi mandi aye the), 2nd one waj taken by mullah Al-baqr (he aj ujual gave 3 stribes to nanhas next to him before disappearing with hij maal in nearby karner), 3rd one fell for Lalmullah (she waj habby to go all the way for onlee 10% of her ujual rate), Mullah derko ran away with the 4th from the right at speed which bill put mojt of rakitmards to shame. Remaining 2 went with mullah Mahdi (ustaad bole 'ek se mera kya hoga' ?)

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Oct 2012 23:52

SBajwa wrote:The bakistan Hijra society leaders?

No, this izz phrom Paki Kanjar Klub.
Kiyani izz da high briest oph Hijra groop knon phor weering wiimen dress.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 22 Oct 2012 23:58

That ij the roll call of the prave afsars oph Northern Light Infantry aphter Kargil, getting ready to c'lact their Hila-Le-Jurrat.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 23 Oct 2012 02:02

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Oct 2012 02:10

@3:24 does he say "aao mere member par baitho" while pointing at own mijjile

I think this mulla e jannath is committing plasbhemy, he sayj Allah(SAW) will sing

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 23 Oct 2012 02:24

Bhat Maulener Mah-e-ndraullah,

Who ij he saying will sing aphter uske member pe some Aptool baith-ing?

And ij it in Soprano tone onlee?

Tauba, tauba.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 23 Oct 2012 02:25

I soch I will go to kave komplex and dikhao my mijjile to Ayesha. Agar Ayesha mere mijjile pe baith-ing, I will show djannat. Without song. With Crisco.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Oct 2012 02:38

Mahendra wrote:@3:24 does he say "aao mere member par baitho" while pointing at own mijjileI think this mulla e jannath is committing plasbhemy, he sayj Allah(SAW) will sing

NC Retards. Moosic izz Haramm, Blasht him phor Blashphemie. OTOH, Dhiz izz da besht revenge on da relegion Ob Nau Gyarah yand Gyarah Atthais.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Oct 2012 02:39

pe karefool baikulla mehsud, ayesha may chew mijjile along with grass around mijjile

lakshmikanth · Post by **lakshmikanth** » 23 Oct 2012 04:38

Nuujjj reborts say that The new prain eating micrope turned into this after entering porki brain.

One of them known by the name of BakiBhejakhanewalla* wajj reborted saying to the other: "Bhai, andhar ghus tho gaye aur idhar kuch bhi nahi hai! Aab kya hoga mere baal bachom ka? Booo hoooo"

*name changed to brotect brivacy.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Oct 2012 05:54

How Abdus Salam died. New informashun.

Abdus salam invents time masheen. He gets in, presses a button to travel to a better future, gets out in Karachi. Finds a country with refugees, people shooting people, taalipaan running wild, ahmadis getting shot, army and judiciary trying to overthrow government and Bakistan pleading for baksheesh from US.

Seeing that nothing has changed, he is Convinced his masheen didn't work, salam committed soosai due to sadness

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Oct 2012 06:13

Naat a naarmal brain butt A Packteria eeaten Poaq Brain high on illzaam!!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 23 Oct 2012 07:07

Bakistani Youths Love of Flags Day

Around 24,200 students in Punjab set a new record for Pakistan by ~~BURNING~~ making the largest human national flag during the Punjab Youth Festival on Monday. Guinness World Record official verified the record.

Misphortunately, the liberal fascists of kufr Guinness did not let the youth set a better record for burning the largest human national flag. However, Bakistan owns the recard for burning the most number of Amriki and Isryli parchams.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 23 Oct 2012 07:47

Bakistani Youth Lead the World

A weekend of bizarre record attempts in the eastern city of Lahore began on Saturday night when 42,813 people in the national hockey stadium sang the national anthem together, smashing the previous best of 15,243 held by India. {in preparation for ghawa-e-behind, led by Zahil Hamid}

On Sunday, Mohammad Mansha went flat out to set a new record for making chapati breads – mixing, kneading, spinning and cooking three in three minutes and 14 seconds – while 12-year-old Mehek Gul took just 45 seconds to arrange the pieces on a chessboard using only one hand. {Teen waqt ki roti ij better than do waqt ki roti!}

Neither of these feats had been attempted before. But Ahmed Amin Bodla beat a more established record when he landed 616 martial arts kicks on a punchbag in just three minutes, beating the previous best of 612 also set by a Pakistani. {Ju you remember the previous 'kicks' by Baki mard? He wants to live up to hij name of daankey}

The events were held as part of a week-long youth festival in the eastern city of Lahore with the watchful eye of Guinness World Records adjudicator Gareth Deaves ensuring fair play, manager Sher Ali told AFP.

While some people might prefer care over haste when it comes to electrics, Mohammad Nauman lit up the crowd in Lahore as he wired a household plug in a dazzling 35 seconds.{Putt I habe a queshun... How did they test that it worked? Where did he get the bijili from?}

Elsewhere, Daniel Gill and Mohammad Rizwan set a new record for heading a football between them, managing 335 consecutive headers in three minutes 45 seconds.

But there was heartache for one contender, whose bid to claim the record for most t-shirts donned in three minutes was disallowed when officials ruled he had failed to smooth down all of the 59 shirts properly.

Some of other records set by Bakis, but naat with the watchful eyes of Guiness World records were:

1. Baki bum maker Mohammad Bumman waj able to put together an IED in a dazzling 35 seconds.
2. Beoble gathered on the streets of Lahore to destroy 42,813 properties within an hour, including every KFC, McDonalds, theaters, ATMs, bolice van, Kufr buildings.
3. Misphortunately, Djineer Agua Waater had a heartache when his bid for the waater kit was disallowed when officals ruled he had failed to smooth over all of the laaws of thermodynamics properly.
4. Members of the eye-yes-eye special operations wing demonstrated the most bowerful vacuum pulp exploshun.
5. 42,813 beoble gathered in the nashunal hockey stadium and chanted AoA together, smashing the previous best of 15,243 Indians chanting hindoo mantras
6. In Krachi, a drive by shooting recard was set for the most number of kills in a day.
7. Alhamidullah. 42,813 Christians and Hindoo girls gathered in the nashunal hockey stadium and embraced Islam. AoA! This waj proadcast on live TV.
8. In the Sun Roof Lever toss, Baki mards set the recard of caujing the most damage from 100 yards.
9. Bakistani bolice inspector set the fastest time to hose down a crime scene in a dazzling 35 minutes.
10. In the truth challenge kantest, Bakistan did a clean sweep of not letting even a single truth slip by.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Oct 2012 08:06

Joo missed the most important.

Bakistan smashed the rest of the world's beggars put together in baksheesh begging contest.

Also misunfortunately the AoA shouting contest cannot be verified as the people in the stadium all killed each other accusing each other of being kuffars. The rest were arrested for blasphemy for pretending to be Muslim. The case could not be solved as the police inspector went on to set his record for crime scene hosing in the stadium.

Bakistan also won the quickest cricket match in history, when their team dismissed all of Sri Lankan players and umpire and the bus driver and a few bystanders as retired hut in front of the Gaddafi stadium. This feat was achieved by only 3 Pakistani players with nothing but AKs and RPGs.

partha · Post by **partha** » 23 Oct 2012 13:08

Anujan wrote:
Bakistan also won the quickest cricket match in history, when their team dismissed all of Sri Lankan players and umpire and the bus driver and a few bystanders as retired hut in front of the Gaddafi stadium. This feat was achieved by only 3 Pakistani players with nothing but AKs and RPGs.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 23 Oct 2012 13:59

Anujan wrote:............

Bakistan also won the quickest cricket match in history, when their team dismissed all of Sri Lankan players and umpire and the bus driver and a few bystanders as retired hut in front of the Gaddafi stadium. This feat was achieved by only 3 Pakistani players with nothing but AKs and RPGs.

Saar, not only they retired the players, umpire, drivers and bystanders, they also retired the fellow the stadium was named after.

If that is not a world record, what is, hain ji?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 23 Oct 2012 18:09

Kool-aid for Mard-e-Momins of Bakistan

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 24 Oct 2012 08:04

Diyar Maulaners, I am conphujed. Pleej to eggshplain how TFTA "Peshawar Wolfpak" got aloo-anda iscore (0-27) againesht SDRE "Delhi Dephendaar" team?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 24 Oct 2012 08:40

Becauj our prave Mujahids are soching that pall ij a bum for soossai attack.

Thyarphore they are going to middle of field, clojing eyes tightly and shouting "Arrahhu...!!", and waiting for bum to axeplode.

And cunning kuffa are stealing pall from prave close eyed mujahids to score tichdowne.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 Oct 2012 10:02

Izz et peekoze In Paki speek Toouchdown haaz different meening ? En Bakistan , Touhdown iz only done by Abbu and unkils at home yand by JooSA at nationanal level. Baki go down yand touch tu blow da Ball yand JaamAl.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 24 Oct 2012 10:05

Also, dron-e-charya does such 400% non-state- supported tichdowne, everyone in the area goes up.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 24 Oct 2012 10:49

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 24 Oct 2012 11:51

Charlie wrote:Journalist Amir Mateen travelled to India to cover the India-Pakistan parliamentary dialogue hosted jointly by the Federation of Indian Chambers of Commerce and Industry and the Jinnah Institute.

bheeeeektoryyyyy bheeektoryyyyyy. Bee hab conquer India once again. Abor biradars hab done bhat abor mard-e-momin army failed to achieve.

now juu kaffir are my ishalves. Dance on my tunes...NOW

AoA

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 24 Oct 2012 11:58

Chinmayanand wrote:

Dear biradar you owe an apology to all dogs in the world.

Ashley Kravitz · Post by **Ashley Kravitz** » 24 Oct 2012 19:03

Sad newj. Five Bakistani aashiq-e-Khushboo dead

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 Oct 2012 19:18

ijnt sleebhelejj motorham commiting fitna?
perhaps to make suar, she should report to LMU kavekamplex phor debriefing?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 24 Oct 2012 19:44

Dear Maulearners,

Wil juu plj bexplain me bhat ijj dis Mango Abdul trying to say ???

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 24 Oct 2012 21:32

All maulaners saying "mine ijj istraight like thijj"
abdul in front saying "bhat mine ijj like thijj !"

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 24 Oct 2012 22:01

joygoswami wrote:Dear Maulearners,

Wil juu plj bexplain me bhat ijj dis Mango Abdul trying to say ???

Theej beepals are so blakk. They must be kafir Indianj. Naat my Pakhani biraderj

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 Oct 2012 22:11

shiv wrote:
joygoswami wrote:Dear Maulearners,
Wil juu plj bexplain me bhat ijj dis Mango Abdul trying to say ???

He izz exblaing hiz AoA= Aulaad Oph Arab .

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 Oct 2012 22:47

Capphir Baai Khul said in TSP Larri

And a foreign hand job? Not when all Pakistan is giving domestic hand jobs to Amir Khan.

Janab Baai Khul al Deen
Bakistan izz enter-natio-analy known phor hand job and blow job beside GUPO. Blleeze tuu learn respekt phor the Desh of DLPs. Dhey need no ootsider help en theezze phields bhere dhay enjoi monopoly.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 24 Oct 2012 23:25

He is saying "Pliss to take my photo and put it on facepook" abduls behind him are saying "me too!! " "me too!! "

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 25 Oct 2012 00:10

He iz abaut to join hiz yindex fingerz and the McD pehind bill go poom.
Ebhen hiz phingerj bhen joyined together make an M az joo can see.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Oct 2012 00:18

No MC Do anal'd izz rezerved phor RAPES . Da Miskeens brefer KFC, Ka....wa Frukked C..ten.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 25 Oct 2012 11:08

Birathers, I am not suar bhat to kamment. But bhat ij dij Gora afshar doing bith dij ........... ???

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 25 Oct 2012 11:46

Pulis affsar is demonstrating to the arrested illegal paki what will happen to him in big tanveer's chambers in jail