Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 25 Feb 2011 00:52

Lalmohan wrote:why he ij looking like surprise dilbullah vija attack in rear?

In that case, why is Mullah Ben*h-0dd Ur Rehman clutching his clown jewels?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Feb 2011 02:53

Mahendra wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:why he ij looking like surprise dilbullah vija attack in rear?
In that case, why is Mullah Ben*h-0dd Ur Rehman clutching his clown jewels?

Arr Jew shuure dhey arr oph recepient BC Haramullah's yand naat oph Dilbullah going da hole 10 yaardz phrom back tu Phront .

Kyon durd hota hai, aurrr mukhra khoolta hai
Kanada Viza oph Deebullah, buss aise Milta hai .

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 25 Feb 2011 03:28

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab
Pal me Raymond Davis aayega, Rageboy,Vaseline malega kab?

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 25 Feb 2011 18:11

Mahdi-e-dra,

Joo are so perc-e-ptive. Allow me the Jawaab.

Aaj kare so kaal kar, kaal kare so parson
Gubo ki kyaa jaldi hai, abhi bache hain barson

archan · Post by **archan** » 25 Feb 2011 20:33

^^
Na IMF ka parachute, na 3.5 bottle tel-e-sarso,
Jab unkil vajeline na de, kaise gubo karega parso?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 25 Feb 2011 20:51

archanullah, come come, do naat be modest
in pages of BRF eye yam reading report from lahore about certain service warkars in pichle dins
they are not using any guboline apart from naturally provided materials narmally ujed to greet el prejidente, sinj kallaints are not laiking anything elje
a sea-near mauler of many nights in the madrasah dorms must be knowing this suarly hain-ji?

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 25 Feb 2011 21:38

Q.) What is CISMOA in Baki context?

A.) Certified In Secure Musharraf Oiling Activities.

archan · Post by **archan** » 25 Feb 2011 21:41

Lalmohan wrote:archanullah, come come, do naat be modest
in pages of BRF eye yam reading report from lahore about certain service warkars in pichle dins
they are not using any guboline apart from naturally provided materials narmally ujed to greet el prejidente, sinj kallaints are not laiking anything elje
a sea-near mauler of many nights in the madrasah dorms must be knowing this suarly hain-ji?

^^ suarly. Which ij bhy my sher ended with a sawaliya nishaan (?). It waaj a riddal phor the nanha mullahs. Bhyphor yu answer it hain? now let us see iph a nanha can make a sher apout the natural mat-e-rials.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 25 Feb 2011 22:56

Diyar Maulana Archanullah,

Joo are making lot of galti in juar bosts. It ij naat a sher, naat a tiger, put a Doha, which ij naat in switjer-stan, put a Yindoo boetry.

Sadhe-teen tel ki botal, paanch billion vajeline
kyaa kaam in cheez ka, jab g*nd hui phateen

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Feb 2011 01:00

Ek Pench*d Raymond uda le gaya do Shaheen
Agar IMF ka nal band hua to Pench*d kaha se khareedega Vasleen?

negi · Post by **negi** » 26 Feb 2011 01:05

Dukh mein vajleen sab male , sukh mein male na koy
Jo sukh mein bhi vajleen male use Gubo ka dar na hoy.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 26 Feb 2011 01:26

Bada bhayaa to kyaa bhayaa, jaise benis-e-amtritraj
Gubo ka koi dar nahin, jab lagaa liyaa leen-e-vaj

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Feb 2011 02:18

Aisi vasleen maliye, 3.5 ka aapa khoye
Apna Tan sheetal karein, Amritraj ko sukh hoye

negi · Post by **negi** » 26 Feb 2011 02:32

LMU mein vajeline mat mal nanhe;
Akhri bottle hai, kahin Lalmullah na maang le.

archan · Post by **archan** » 26 Feb 2011 02:40

'archan' bottle vajeline ki, mat todo chitkaaye,
bin iske na gubo bane, jo kare **** phat jaaye

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Feb 2011 02:45

Vasleen import mat karo, khud banao indigenous
Kya pata kab Lalmullah maange entry pindigenous

negi · Post by **negi** » 26 Feb 2011 02:53

It habbened to me during my phresher dayj in LMU

Dilbullah, Lalmullah dono khade kake peeth dikhay ?
Dilbullah ke pass stamp tha, Mullah lal diyo batay .

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 26 Feb 2011 03:29

Space musharraf spotted!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 Feb 2011 05:06

Poaker thaa Ghamandi,
Musharraf ooskee gaandhii
Auctioned it in world Maandi
Liking Big khan ki Daandee,
Lehrai jaldi Haari Zhandee
Salwar gira ke,Vazleen laggake, nangi karr kei bola..

Jubb GUBo kiya tho darna kya

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 26 Feb 2011 06:23

Bhat ij thij?

Poettry compettiion in the kave komplexxx?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 26 Feb 2011 06:25

Ok, here ij poettry phrom me also:

Bhat did Jardari say to Groper bhen he wanted to go to sleep?

Lun pe thun
Kacheri bun,
Mukadma kal ladenge..

partha · Post by **partha** » 26 Feb 2011 11:20

http://tribune.com.pk/story/124157/ener ... om-kuwait/

Energy crisis: Pakistan to seek free oil from Kuwait

FREE AAFIYA, FREE FAISAL SHEHZAD, FREE OIL.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 26 Feb 2011 11:37

Top secret video footage smuggled out oph kave kamplex 420

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 26 Feb 2011 15:50

yedited py see niyar...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 26 Feb 2011 20:13

anujanullah, ju habh phound phootage oph lasht rack gig in LMU campus!
sho much head banging! i didnt realije that grad ishtoodants bhere so fervent with the mood of jeehard
shee hau they fall at simple hand signal phram me!?!

James B · Post by **James B** » 26 Feb 2011 20:52

Anujan wrote:Top secret video footage smuggled out oph kave kamplex 420

put I see a raw agint at 0:26 in saphron shirt. Bliss to eliminate that raw agint phrom LMU to maintain so-virginity of LMU.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 26 Feb 2011 22:58

James B wrote: put I see a raw agint at 0:26 in saphron shirt. Bliss to eliminate that raw agint phrom LMU to maintain so-virginity of LMU.

Also very susbicious of the Tai-Chi moojahid at 0:50

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 26 Feb 2011 23:57

Anujan wrote:Also very susbicious of the Tai-Chi moojahid at 0:50

Saar ji, that gent is actually playing air-guitar. He haj been infujed by the spirit of one mullah Pete Townshend and is doing the Windmill.

Blijj to see here and here for details.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Feb 2011 02:11

ArmenT wrote:
Anujan wrote:Also very susbicious of the Tai-Chi moojahid at 0:50
Saar ji, that gent is actually playing air-guitar. He haj been infujed by the spirit of one mullah Pete Townshend and is doing the Windmill.

Aigent jassoos Anoos bin Khassoos haaz rebealed dhiz Poak National Poakurty shekret, any taap seekh-erect inphormation phrom Kave 69, Tent 72.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 27 Feb 2011 04:42

majorlyprofound: Let me put it this way. If the ball is taalipaan, Shoiab Akthar is NATO, Kamran Akmal is the FC on the other side.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Feb 2011 10:45

Somebody has stolen the fruits of see-near maulaner's animal huspandry

http://tribune.com.pk/story/124564/parc ... altry-sum/

A recently relieved minister from central Punjab sold off as many as 63 Azakhaili bulls, buffaloes, Achai cows and other valuable animals which had been rescued from war zones in Swat and Bajaur for an unusually low price of Rs 1.8 million. These rare breeds were the result of research conducted by the Pakistan Agricultural Research Council (Parc)

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 27 Feb 2011 10:52

Anujan wrote:These rare breeds were the result of research conducted by the Pakistan Agricultural Research Council (PARC)

AoA! See Bakistan has Xerox Khan memorial Pakistan Agricultural Research Council (Xerox PARC) too - take that you amirkhan kuffrs! Now we know that GUI (Graphical Ulema Interaction) is 400% pindigineous technology onlee!

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 27 Feb 2011 19:25

Anujan wrote:Top secret video footage smuggled out oph kave kamplex 420

Mullah Ben Hi Hinn !!!

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 28 Feb 2011 03:22

^

Thij must be wat lipyan leadel qadaphi must be warried and warned apout. peepal on high kwality apghan hashish trying to take over the lipya. baki jernail kiyani must be a warried due to peepal like thij. Thij is stuff that revolutions are made oph.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 28 Feb 2011 04:26

edited

archan · Post by **archan** » 01 Mar 2011 08:34

Brad Goodman wrote:Pakistan: Muslim scholars continue to insist Islam is a religion of pece

Speaking on the occasion, Maulana Tahir Ashrafi said, “Although the minorities enjoy more freedom in Pakistan as compared to other countries of the world, however, we all need to review our attitudes towards the people of other religions.”

Suphanallah! bhat a sach!
Bakistani beoble take care of minnaritiej bhery eajily. They get their phreedom in a flash, in a pang. The ahmediyas, the yindoos, the Isais all are phreed oph the bains oph life py the bure bakistani momeenj.

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 01 Mar 2011 09:56

Leddij and gentlemards, i'm brinigng you a takneeki for downhill skiing without showing those brown marks on your shalwar. Bliss to uje when joo are accused of being a qadiani or an ahmeddiya. Begging for mercy without shaming yourself eej made easier. Featuring rakkitmard:

PeeEss: Credit to Ajay Bin Khullam Khulla phor the idea.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 01 Mar 2011 10:34

^^^

In recognition oph jour halal-e-pak efforts, I have forwarded the above photu to the guy who had actually yelled out "Don't Tase Me Bro" and thereafter promptly adorned Khaki kamandu pants.

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 01 Mar 2011 11:52

^^
Shukriyas. But the bhrase was invented by Mullah Ajay whilst under influence of some high quality herps. Me doing a photochor onlee.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 01 Mar 2011 12:46

Bhy phor I aam dekhoing only a phrog?