Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

partha · Post by **partha** » 22 Feb 2013 12:41

duspercenti takes notice

http://zardaritakesnotice.tumblr.com/

partha · Post by **partha** » 22 Feb 2013 13:53

IEDtor janaab,

bhaat ij thij our special kamandoos wearing?

http://pakcommandos.blogspot.com/2009/1 ... p-ssg.html

ij the dejine borrowed phrom takneek used with horses and goats?

Horse manure catcher: http://www.bunbag.com/257296.html

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 22 Feb 2013 14:02

Deeyar Parthanull-a-technikmullah

Eet eej a bhery bhel kaypt sickret dat bheneber the Pa'apistunee meeliterry see yindoo soljhur thay nead a bhun bag. So thay have ujed jinn teknawlagee two adept bhun bag.

Bhat dey hab poot awn deyaar nojes ij two stap dem phrom phainting phrom bhun bag gaj.

Uarj phaith-foolee.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 23 Feb 2013 12:15

Bakis crying about Sunny Deol..

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 23 Feb 2013 18:43

New map of Bakistan

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 23 Feb 2013 20:59

Narad wrote:Bakis crying about Sunny Deol..

LaWhore waale gande naale ki pedaish hain!

I love Sunny!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Feb 2013 21:02

RajeshA wrote:
Narad wrote:Bakis crying about Sunny Deol..
LaWhore waale gande naale ki pedaish hain!
I love Sunny!

Let No Baki Deen-IED it.
Gande Naale ki Pedaish= Paki GNP. May allah inkreeze Paki GNP bi ebery Diin yand Raat.

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 24 Feb 2013 00:05

Narad wrote:Bakis crying about Sunny Deol..

MahaAss Bhatts love phor land of pure can only be compared to deepest ocean and tallest mountains, Bhy, He even deputes hij onlee son to service Paki talented artishts coming to India??
and who ijh that other mongrel Talkin bhad about Sunny Paajee hainjee??

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 24 Feb 2013 14:03

00:40 Onwards

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 25 Feb 2013 00:17

^^ Benis Cammit

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 25 Feb 2013 00:18

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Feb 2013 03:38

joygoswami wrote:^^ Benis Cammit

Kuufa Klaimed an Abble a day , Keeb Da Hakim away
Baki: NO, An Onion A Day, Keeb Da whole Kuffar Away !!
Onion broduce LPG= Lahori Pyaz Gas

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 28 Feb 2013 00:34

Baption Time

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 28 Feb 2013 00:42

joygoswami wrote:Baption Time

Feb 2013 Lawhore : Pee TV News Reports

Occassion :Handover of Birkin Babe to China

Birkin Babe (Thinking ) : Boy, am I gonna get a real mouthful !!!

Dus Percenti (Thinking) : 10% belong to me. 5% for my son and 5% phor me

Standing Cheeni Deeplomat : We can make 100s of clones and sell in Indian Market

Ogling Fauji Afsar : Guess who tried, tasted and recommended her

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 Feb 2013 00:45

joygoswami wrote:Baption Time

strateggkally blaced hands tels dhat its
Linglack Lingcutt Noball Niqahnama Qabooli.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 28 Feb 2013 04:17

Like a true green Baki, Ms. Mr. Khar cobering ~~her~~ his testimonials to prebent misphyr of stickier than honey for sweeter than haney fliend.

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 28 Feb 2013 06:42

RCase saab!! you got it!!!

James B · Post by **James B** » 28 Feb 2013 15:20

From Beers to Berverts.

Who ij thij Beer Poy?

I was 13 when I was molested by my uncle. He was a doctor. That was the last time I complained of any sickness to my parents.

I was 22 when I went on my first internship at a foreign bank in Karachi. My first work experience in the corporate world was of a pervert boss who would pass sexual remarks at me in front of the entire floor. He did get some giggles.

Working for Blue Noodles Communications as a Creative Director was a choice I made based on my recently divorced status and my wish to gain some experience in the development sector. This organization had a good CV with a portfolio of work on multiple gender based issues in Pakistan. Better yet, they 'allowed' me to bring my 6 year old daughter to office after school. Seemed like a good start.

After I joined, I was introduced to the entire team except one person. That person was always around, had no title and no business in the studio. Yet he was always around, shouting incomprehensible orders and taunts at whoever he wishes. With me, however, he was being very sweet. After all, I was the only female employee. On probing I found out from the team that this was the boss's (owner/ceo) 'peer bhai' (brother, not by blood but by a spiritual guide's directive). I was clearly told not to mess with him.

I used to reach the office early, two hours before anybody else so I could leave by 5pm. The office would be empty, except for the peer bhai, who lived there. The guy would sit around me and chat for hours whether or not he was getting a response. I ignored him. One day he asked me if I mind that he wears shorts in the mornings. When I said it was none of my business, he turned and bent saying 'No my underwear shows when I bend, I hope you don't mind that'. I was speechless. My lunch box started getting surprise additions to my bland and boring meals. One day, I opened my lunch box and found a beautifully cooked kebab on top of my daal. I thanked the peer bhai in the presence of others and told him to be so kind to others as well, not just me. 'Are you doing this because I am a woman?' I asked him. He did not answer. Later he called me on the office phone and screamed at me for making such 'inappropriate' remarks in front of others. From that day, I was the target of his tantrums, taunts and occasional passing angry bumps in the doorways.

Until the day I finally confronted him and told him that I have no patience for his tantrums. The peer bhai in shorts got up from his chair, ready to attack me shouting and cursing in utter rage, frothing at the mouth. One of the guys intervened to stop him from attacking me.

I was asked to work from home from the next day. I insisted on resolving the issue. I discovered that a similar incident had happened between the peer bhai and another female employee in the past. It was beyond apology now. It was time for the boss to take notice and action. That is the least you can expect from an organization that works so passionately on gender issues and harassment at the workplace. With a clientele comprising of many local and foreign NGOs, the organization failed to take any action, except getting me a lame apology and asking me to apologize for instigating this incident. The previous inappropriate actions on the part of the peer bhai were ignored.

I do not handle fools very well. I resigned. As of today, I have been asked to serve my notice period working from home so that the matter can stay hushed and no one finds out about it. I am being portrayed as the culprit while the peer bhai roams the office like a twisted godfather in shorts and exposing underwear.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 01 Mar 2013 04:12

Fauck Digris and Illictions

There is a row gathering strength regarding a large number of allegedly fake degree-holders in parliament, who wish to contest the next elections.

Maulaners, I habe a questshun. The Gobermint ij negotiating with the Talipan to get them to share paawer. So, if when the Talipan gets to paawer, will madrassa sirteefeecates kwalify as original degrees or will there even be the need to habe sirteefeecates?

This Atta ur Rajma Khan ij insisting on the bious faithfools to satisfy the HEC. Doej he naat know that the Talipan were the mai baap of HEC (High Eggsblosive Car pomps).

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 01 Mar 2013 05:19

L**nd pay charay

Please excuse me but could some kind soul explain the meaning of the underlined word in the above phrase?

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 01 Mar 2013 05:48

venug-ullah, ju hab bhery kanningly asked phar the least signiphikant bit. It meanj that joo are an enlitened moojahid but are pojing kwerij to nanhaj to teach them indirectly. I say masha'allah to that. Jour knalege ij naat chara-ed on jour head and joo are a humble talib phor lyphe.
So, to anjwer jour kweshchun and pobhide the phull meaning of the phrajet:
Ride on my **** phor all I kare.
So, charay = rides but a simple tranjlashun doej naat conbhey the phull pheeling aj ju can understand.
I hope ju know bhere to send the prije phar the kwij.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 01 Mar 2013 06:15

Kenopullah, ju habe naat realijed the trick questshun. Ju have to aljo look at it from an Angrej POV:

Pay Char-hAy : Like to Pay rejpects to Phour phathers.
Pay Char-Aye!: By the pook, ju can habe four legal ones! Butt, ju have to pay for it!
Pey Chara-Hai: The squeals that emnate when Unkil squeezes the testimonials

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 01 Mar 2013 06:26

Pakistan=shitland the country
ka =
matlab=means
kya=what
Lund = Penis
pe=
charay = Ride
hamara =ours
kya = nothing

We will not enjoy/entertain/support/agree/etc Pakistan even when it takes a/the ride on our penises!!

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 01 Mar 2013 06:50

James B wrote:From Beers to Berverts.

Who ij thij Beer Poy?

....
One day he asked me if I mind that he wears shorts in the mornings. When I said it was none of my business, he turned and bent saying 'No my underwear shows when I bend, I hope you don't mind that'. I was speechless. My lunch box started getting surprise additions to my bland and boring meals. One day, I opened my lunch box and found a beautifully cooked kebab on top of my daal. I thanked the peer bhai in the presence of others and told him to be so kind to others as well, not just me. 'Are you doing this because I am a woman?' I asked him. He did not answer. Later he called me on the office phone and screamed at me for making such 'inappropriate' remarks in front of others. From that day, I was the target of his tantrums, taunts and occasional passing angry bumps in the doorways.

Until the day I finally confronted him and told him that I have no patience for his tantrums. The peer bhai in shorts got up from his chair, ready to attack me shouting and cursing in utter rage, frothing at the mouth. One of the guys intervened to stop him from attacking me.
....

All thij Kolaveri just pecause the peer poy offered the motorma Kepaps instead of her daal...

Iam now suar that the motorma ijj either showing a tendecy to pecome a crypto yindu bania dal khor and ijj targetting the peerpoy pecause afh hijj biousness and peard or more simbly pecause thij motorma gaat tempted py the short wearing peerpoy

Eye say send thij MILF immediately to my LMU cape far religious instruction and education while taking care to keep har far away phrom the prying eyes of Lalmullah .

Juars PeardandPall Scrachingly ,
Lilo-bin-Oil Mullah.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Mar 2013 08:13

So bhat izz bakistan kalled nou a daiz?
Faukland or Fauk-aap? Hurd 97% bersent bakistan izz Shuunya Mow-Slime .
!!

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 01 Mar 2013 09:29

venug wrote:
L**nd pay charay
Please excuse me but could some kind soul explain the meaning of the underlined word in the above phrase?

Diphicult to tranjlate "lund pe chaday". Lund means "penis". "pe chaday" means to climb or to ride.

I think the general meaning of

"Pakistan ka matlab kya
Lund pe chaday to hamara kya?

is

"What does Pakistan mean?
Who da fuk gives a damn"

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 01 Mar 2013 09:38

thank you all, no I knew the first word

, didn't have a clue regarding charay...couldn't guess that charay means chaday onlee.

PratikDas · Post by **PratikDas** » 01 Mar 2013 12:28

Nice to see shiv ji contribute to BENIS with an academic point of view

wig · Post by **wig** » 01 Mar 2013 12:31

http://www.thefridaytimes.com/beta3/tft ... 01&page=14

errorist mistakes nurses for Hoors

Nawa-e-Waqt reports that a young suicide bomber blew himself up at the shrine of Hazrat Sakhi Sarwar. He was admitted to Nishtar Hospital Multan in critical condition. When he came to his senses, he saw nurses around him and shouted: ‘I got the hoors, I got the hoors

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Mar 2013 13:28

liluddin - eye yam lalmullah the thousand ankh
how then bhill ju escape my wrath?
(ans - plij to send affronted motorham first to my cave kamplex for debriefing)

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Mar 2013 14:53

Terrorist mistakes nurses for Hoors
Nawa-e-Waqt reports that a young suicide bomber blew himself up at the shrine of Hazrat Sakhi Sarwar. He was admitted to Nishtar Hospital Multan in critical condition. When he came to his senses, he saw nurses around him and shouted: ‘I got the hoors, I got the hoors!’

eye dont understand bhat ij so fannie?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 01 Mar 2013 17:54

Did our jingos make this ???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghazwatul_Hind

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 01 Mar 2013 18:06

joygoswami wrote:Did our jingos make this ???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghazwatul_Hind

pralay · Post by **pralay** » 01 Mar 2013 19:44

joygoswami wrote:Did our jingos make this ???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghazwatul_Hind

^^^ +72

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 01 Mar 2013 19:54

Actually the real slogan is

Leading person says "Pakistan ka Matlab kya" What does pakistan means
Crowd replies "La ila e llaaah" There is no God but Allah.

in this case leader says "Pakistan ka matlab kya"
Crowd replies "Land pe chare hamara kya"

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 01 Mar 2013 20:01

sameer_shelavale wrote:
joygoswami wrote:Did our jingos make this ???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghazwatul_Hind
^^^ +72

I request all mullahs to rate the article as trustworthy.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 01 Mar 2013 20:06

venug wrote:
L**nd pay charay
Please excuse me but could some kind soul explain the meaning of the underlined word in the above phrase?

"lund" means "pakistan"
"pe chaday" means "is fcuked"
"to hamara kya" mean "So why should we bother?"

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 01 Mar 2013 20:14

^^^^

Ju are bery bery bolite mullah. Juar tranzlation is rong.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 01 Mar 2013 20:18

abhijitm wrote:
L**nd pay charay
venug wrote:Please excuse me but could some kind soul explain the meaning of the underlined word in the above phrase?
"lund" means "pakistan"
"pe chaday" means "is fcuked"
"to hamara kya" mean "So why should we bother?"

Bakeestaan can neyber bee "lund"! Phor GUBO joo dont need "lund"!

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 01 Mar 2013 20:40

joygoswami wrote:Did our jingos make this ???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghazwatul_Hind

Looks like our jingos are doing overtime

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaid_Hamid

A number of noted Pakistani journalists, writers and Islamic scholars[5] have criticized Hamid as Lal Topi and have described his views on politics and security as conspiracy theories.[6][7][8][9]