Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

biswas · Post by **biswas** » 15 Mar 2010 20:05

KrishG wrote:Timeline of Pakistani history

Bhy phor Baki history which istarted in 2,000,000 BC ended in 2009 ?? YYY consbiracy onlee !

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Atri · Post by **Atri** » 15 Mar 2010 20:09

biswas wrote:
KrishG wrote:Timeline of Pakistani history

Bhy phor Baki history which istarted in 2,000,000 BC ended in 2009 ?? YYY consbiracy onlee !
Added a line just below the header.

Perfecto...

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 15 Mar 2010 20:35

Bhut habbened here ??

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 15 Mar 2010 22:07

janab jamwal
it seems ju see bnn, a bery tb fast channel.(bnn af bakistan reborts before cnn

)

baki great scientists habe been trying to recreate the klone af benazir bhutto ,far jardari .
but there waj some tech-nikal glichches

hobe they du it in doosra attembt ,..
but she ij peautiful enough far ginanahi ,ijnt it?
bakistan paindabaad

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Mar 2010 22:26

KrishG wrote:Timeline of Pakistani history

Bhy phor Baki history which istarted in 2,000,000 BC ended in 2009 ?? YYY consbiracy onlee !

Holy Musharraf, bhy phor dhey phorgot Baakiz were Bomins bephre Muhamamd and cheeldren of Arabs bephore a single Arab waz born >

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 15 Mar 2010 23:42

all the great scientists af the duniya were children af thoje who studied in taxilla .
the vice-chancelur af taxilla was mulla mash ,
the name musharraf,muzic,multan,mail,manhoos, are all derived fram the root word of indo-youropean zabaan , ie mulla mash

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Mar 2010 00:05

jamwal wrote:

Bhut habbened here ??

Da hooked noze iz klear broof of holey Asshrafi orizin. Any relation bith Madre Qasim oph Paki Hisshtory phame ?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Mar 2010 01:14

I bring you latest RAA kanspeerajy!!

http://www.onlinenews.com.pk/details.php?id=159945

Well placed sources told Online Saturday that Indian intelligence agency RAW has started providing financial assistance to Taliban through alcohol and beetle nut (chalia) under Afghan trade to use them to serve its nefarious designs...Sources told RAW at present was supplying over two hundreds containers of alcohol and beetle nut illegally to anti Pakistan Taliban every month in the name of different companies through Afghan transit. This way billion of rupees are being distributed among Taliban

Idiot RAA doej naat know already many many nuts in Bakistan. A few more ij not going to make a differenje

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Mar 2010 01:17

Chengdu J10 ( Flying GAdha)

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 16 Mar 2010 03:40

Diyar Jamwaluddin

the al-baqr ju habh shown is a very frisky beast. it used to take 10-12 tagRa mujahids to grab him by the ears and hold him down before the great nayakuddin would consider him safe enough to mount. theyearupon he would be let loose and nayakuddin would ride him hard and fast across the arena until he was broken and spent. all that tugging and maalishing made the years eelongate, like many a mujahid in the goat shed after hours

it was in the happy days of the great LMU goat rodeo afcurse, and not what your sharam-sharam deemag is soching!
(CHee CHee shame shame!)
jurs
Lalpraf

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Mar 2010 03:55

IZ dheir korelation bith Mullah, Moolie , Mush and Maulannus in Baaki Hishtorical jurney?

Al baqar ho iman mera,Kushbu meri Jindagi
Paki moojy ki ATM se hai yehi ek bandagi

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 16 Mar 2010 06:32

yaa arrah! onlee in bakistan phresh meat is habby to sea joo, yand wants to sea joo dobaraa.

onlee in bakistan jour kushboo opphers bestest serbice in toun, yand thanks joo phor your daylee noc-e-turnal custom.

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 16 Mar 2010 09:40

Came upon these wonderful photo's from:
Wonders of Pakistan
First Blog on Heritage, Culture and Tourism in Pakistan

Link:Link

Followed by:

niran · Post by **niran** » 16 Mar 2010 10:02

Mulla Amber Gull. wrote:Came upon these wonderful photo's from:
Wonders of Pakistan

But, Mulla, da sekond Bicchor show no sign oph destruction py
Bakistan nashunal Pird droppings, no kala daag, no jala mark,
eet eez due to phorscenic hossing perhaps?

Salam

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 16 Mar 2010 12:39

I knew there waj a deep ebil jooish kans-pee-racy in the anal-ls oph LMU jirga. One bicture of a goatette with long *ahem* ears, prings out Lalbrof out oph hiding and exbose himself.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 17 Mar 2010 03:04

exbosing myself infrequently is one of the last pleajures abhailable to semi-retired prafesars when there are soo many young maulaners romping around...

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Mar 2010 03:22

BNB=Baki NatioAnal Bird in da abuv bicture
Bhich side iz bhich ?

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 17 Mar 2010 03:53

Prem wrote:BNB=Baki NatioAnal Bird in da abuv bicture
Bhich side iz bhich ?

The bropeller is in the musharaff and the bredator has a beard as it shd have at the chin, except that the beard is wise and can see!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Mar 2010 04:22

tsriram wrote:
Prem wrote:BNB=Baki NatioAnal Bird in da abuv bicture
Bhich side iz bhich ?
The bropeller is in the musharaff and the bredator has a beard as it shd have at the chin, except that the beard is wise and can see!

Braise the lawd, BNB iz Sharia comliant bhile phlying over phaithfools. No surbrize, jannat iz gagagaranteed.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 17 Mar 2010 04:43

A certain major bosted this in teetar:

Investigativ Jernailijam by yours truly: Top 4 things about top 4 wimmens bolitician in Pakistan (from googal)

archan · Post by **archan** » 17 Mar 2010 05:19

Anujan wrote:A certain major bosted this in teetar:

Investigativ Jernailijam by yours truly: Top 4 things about top 4 wimmens bolitician in Pakistan (from googal)

^^ No bicchar.

KarthikSan · Post by **KarthikSan** » 17 Mar 2010 05:47

A painted donkey, used by a Pakistani man to pull his cart, is seen in Rawalpindi. Photo: AP

Bliss to capshun.

I aljo habe a kojtin? Bhy phor ij The kufr newjpaper Yindoo buplijing our raakit gaadis?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Mar 2010 05:54

I see this Donkee haz Zardari's ears and Gillani's nose and Musharraf wali wide oben legz. Kwestion to Maulaanz bhy phor onlee one leg in da phront? Iz 3 legged gadha Bakki shpeciality.

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 17 Mar 2010 06:28

Speshul bersion of the the eye yess eye agint. amrikhan haj ipone, ibad and iwhateber.
Bakistan haj Ineck eshpotted estribbed eye yes eye agint. (yej with kapital I on the neck, eat your harts out kuppars) plending non-chalnitly with the krowd.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 17 Mar 2010 06:52

That ij the kamo-phlaajed Chengdu J-10 with one chakka mijjing in front lunding gear.

When will the J-10 Khacchar and JF-17 Bandar do a jwoint saarty? I yam suar men will have mijjile phyrr and wimmen will have pirth pangs at that majestic sight.

Maybe maybe bakistan fizzle-ya will mount JF-17 Bandar on J-10 Khacchar, but what if bakistan innovative tek-naalgy makes J-10 Khacchar mount the JF-17 bandar hain ji?

That day ij naat far I tell joo.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 17 Mar 2010 06:54

archan wrote:^^ No bicchar.

Sorry archanullah, here ij link

http://www.twitpic.com/190rii

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 17 Mar 2010 06:57

Deiyar aditar,

Eye hap one qweschun.
Eye am seeing bhoto oph JF-17 bandar phyter phor long yand eye am seeing singil engin with one eggjaujht onree.

But eye am understanding that Chengdu J-10 Khacchar ij having two two engin. Put on the musharraf side oph the J-10 in the bhoto above eye yam seeing only one eggjaujht. Haw ij thij bossibull.

Ij there a halaal explanation phor thij phenomenon hain ji? Can the maulanar aditar janaab qwote the brober hadit phor the same plij?

jours conphoojed-ly
Mulla Gagan-ulla

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 17 Mar 2010 07:01

Anujan wrote:http://www.twitpic.com/190rii

Bismilla,
Eye yam looking at the bicchar and it ij showing same same thing phor all wimmens
wimmen husbaand
wimmen scandal
wimmen piography
wimmen marrige.

Misphortunately eye yam naat understanding why husbaand ij coming phirst and marrige coming aphterthat?
Aljo why scandal ij coming phirst and bronography coming aphter?

Py naw eye pm phool-ly con-foojed onree.

Some wije maulana plij to klariphy.

Salam

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 17 Mar 2010 08:15

jamwal wrote:http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20100315/acid_picdump_49.jpg

Bhut habbened here ??

there ij nothing petter for the inside oph a mujahid than the outside oph a kushpoo.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 17 Mar 2010 11:20

Rebeat aphter me

1 Skin
2 Skin
3 Skin
...

Caught you, you Yindoo RAA agint!! No 4 Skin in Bious beepuls!!

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 19 Mar 2010 09:29

Bhat ees thij I pooch

Dubai: Two Pakistani men are facing charges at the Dubai Court of First Instance for violating the sanctity of a graveyard and having consensual sex there, according to an official source.

The men - A.A., 23, and H.A., 21 - were caught in the act after a man in a building overlooking the graveyard in Naif area spotted them having sex and reported it to police.

The men confessed to the act and said that they met by coincidence after not having seen each other for a while and decided to climb the cemetery wall and commit the act.

http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/crime ... y-1.599548

negi · Post by **negi** » 19 Mar 2010 09:32

hajjar stribes to the guy who dekhoed the hole kuffr act and reborted it to bolice.

Hiten · Post by **Hiten** » 19 Mar 2010 11:17

plijj to googel vibrant pakistan aur dekho whaat ijj phirst link

http://www.google.com/search?q=vibrant+pakistan

bakijtan ijj trooly vibrant

Fidel Guevara · Post by **Fidel Guevara** » 19 Mar 2010 23:00

Objervashuns on my latest def n dumb vijit :

1) One Baki nanha mujahid posted a "news" article about how Mukti Bahini dressed up in TSPA uniforms and killed civilians in 1971. Now all DnDer's are convinced that Baki fauj are clean aj the morning dewdrops on a rose petal. India did this massacre so that we could get 10 million refugees from BD

2) The Economy dhaga only haj a Morning Call update on the KSE, posted by a pump-n-dump fraudster mujahid. And about tarrel fliends investing $50 million billion trillion in Baki infrastructure.

Bhutto say V Vill Eet Ghaas! Bakis have no ghaas left due to drot (TM), so raakit mards and nanhas have decided to eet gobar and imagine it ij ghaas.

Ameet · Post by **Ameet** » 19 Mar 2010 23:10

For the Pak lurks - Have a good weekend

Success on the subcontinent - http://washingtontimes.com/news/2010/ma ... continent/

India's two Ambani brothers could buy 100 percent of every company listed on Pakistan's Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and still be left with $30 billion to spare. This was one of many comparative conclusions about the two countries by Farrukh Saleem, a Pakistani writer focused, with a twinge of envy, on the giant next door.

The four richest Indians, he writes, could buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. That the four richest Indians are wealthier than the 40 richest Chinese is another conclusion.

As the U.S. Stock Exchange was bottom-fishing, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries became a $100 billion company (dwarfing the entire KSE, which is capitalized at $65 billion).

............Mr. Saleem, indirectly chastising his country, Pakistan, writes that Azim Premji - India's Bill Gates - is the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the face of the planet. Forbes lists him among the world's top 50. Chairman of Wipro, one of the world's largest software companies, he's worth about $20 billion.

Mr. Saleem thinks he understands why Indians do better than Pakistanis. "We have the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker (M124); the same DNA molecule; the same DNA sequence; our culture, our traditions and our cuisine are all the same; we watch the same movies and sing the same songs; so what is it that Indians have and we don't?" Mr. Saleem's answer: "Indians elect their leaders; they don't focus on religion; neither do they spend time and money devising ways to kill their own and everyone else over religion."

negi · Post by **negi** » 19 Mar 2010 23:16

^ Thij ij a RAW agent needs to be taken into a kona , debriefed and giben hajaar stribes .

Fidel Guevara · Post by **Fidel Guevara** » 20 Mar 2010 00:02

Ameet wrote:For the Pak lurks - Have a good weekend

Success on the subcontinent - http://washingtontimes.com/news/2010/ma ... continent/

India's two Ambani brothers could buy 100 percent of every company listed on Pakistan's Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and still be left with $30 billion to spare. This was one of many comparative conclusions about the two countries by Farrukh Saleem, a Pakistani writer focused, with a twinge of envy, on the giant next door.

The four richest Indians, he writes, could buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. That the four richest Indians are wealthier than the 40 richest Chinese is another conclusion.

As the U.S. Stock Exchange was bottom-fishing, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries became a $100 billion company (dwarfing the entire KSE, which is capitalized at $65 billion).

Mr. Saleem writes that Azim Premji - India's Bill Gates - is the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the face of the planet. Forbes lists him among the world's top 50. Chairman of Wipro, one of the world's largest software companies, he's worth about $20 billion.

Azim Premji is also the second richest Muslim in the world...richer than all but one Saudi sheik. So even by OWNING the world's largest oil fields, you still can't come close to Mr. Premji.

There are 25 Indians in the top 500, and not a single Paki.

On Mukesh Ambani (whose personal wealth is about 50% of the total market cap of KSE) :

And Mukesh (is) now building, for $1 billion, the planet's most expensive new home.

At 500 feet tall, the Ambanis' new family home will be a 30-story Mumbai skyscraper (first seven floors for parking and auto maintenance, the eighth for theater, health club and swimming pool, two floors for Ambani family guests, followed by four floors for the Ambani family, with superb views of the Arabian Sea. To top it all, not one, but three helipads. The new Ambani home will be staffed by 600 employees.

And this is old info, but still worth repeating if it demoralizes Paki lurks :

Mr. Saleem then marvels at India's penetration of America's domestic scene. Imagine, he says, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin, 38 percent of doctors, 36 percent of NASA scientists, 34 percent of Microsoft employees, 28 percent of IBM. And there's much more to come, he says.

Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail; Vinod Khosla, Sun Microsystems; Vinod Dham fathered the Intel Pentium processor that runs 90 percent of all computers;

Paki lurks, have a great weekend! Pliss come back later!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Mar 2010 00:36

[quote="Paki lurks :

Mr. Saleem then marvels at India's penetration of America's domestic scene. Imagine, he says, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin, 38 percent of doctors, 36 percent of NASA scientists, 34 percent of Microsoft employees, 28 percent of IBM. And there's much more to come, he says.Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail; Vinod Khosla, Sun Microsystems; Vinod Dham fathered the Intel Pentium processor that runs 90 percent of all computers;
Paki lurks, have a great weekend! Pliss come back later!

Well well Well,
100 % Paki arr retard inbreeder and no indian dare tu kompete bith thiz Baki phact!!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Mar 2010 01:04

He He

Hindu cowards have to go to Amrika to become slaves!
Pakistanis make Amrikans come to Pakistan so that they can enslave the Pakistanis!

Isn't there seven seas worth of difference between Yindoos and Pacquistanis

Amrikan planes have to converse with Indian ATC and decipher their ugly accent to fly into Indian airspace whereas Pacquistani airspace is free for all and predator friendly, take that you kuffar

99% of all cases of honour killings and Karo -Kari in US are committed by Pacquistnis
92% of balaatkars on Goats in the US are committed by Pacquistanis
33% of Jail inmates in the US are Pacquistanis, this figure rises to 67% if one includes the holiday home in Gitmo, Cuba
64% of All Pacquistanis arriving in the US are received warmly by security staff and subjected to body cavity search
78% of all Pakistani believe that all NASA launches should fail because the Indians work for NASA
99% of Pacquistanis are computer illiterate because Indians work for Microsoft
100% of Pacquistanis in the US carry Sh1t in their pocket to sniff it when they feel homesick

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 20 Mar 2010 01:22

Diyar see-niyar mullahs, maulanas, moojahids and IED-tar,

I hab a bhery phunda-mental pooch onlee. Baki bolis find out if soosai-vest wearer is yindoo raa ajint by dekhing

*sharm-sharm*

. But there are also yindoos in bakistan no? Then haw do baki bolis know hu is raa ajint and hu is baki yindoo?

yuwars confuscedly,
xxx