Ebery Paki birather iz now a dus percenti Millionaire !!! AoA !!
Kuffar Aptul Man-is.
Ju do not know Baki Logic where OWES meaning ij 75% same as OWNS meaning peecause 1 letter mismatches and 3 letters match. All Bakis are lakhpatis and deewaliyas (bhen-corrupt) at the same time.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 07 Oct 2015 20:39
by Falijee
Stage 1 of Personality Cult ( Raheel is billed as "saviour" by Army Media)
General Sharif’s face recently appeared on packages of men’s undergarments (brand name: “Captain Men’s Wear”). Stage 2 Of Personality Cult (as popularity increases courtesy ISPR)
General Sharif's "Privates" will appear on packages of men's undergarments (brand name " Captain Men's Wear ") Stage 3 of Personality Cult (Popularity at Peak courtesy ISPR )
General Sharif's "in birthday suit" will appear on packages of men's undergarments ( brand name "Captain Men's Wear") Stage 4 Of Personality Cult Raheel is "retired", "deposed", "replaced", "killed", natural death or just fades away Captain Men's Wear becomes bankrupt/closes business/diversifies into making Burqas /nikabs/ hijabs/other Islamic apparel
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Oct 2015 16:16
by Falijee
Pakistani Actress "uncomfortable" With Shahrukh Khan Mahira Khan gets ‘uncomfortable’ while shooting romantic scenes with Shahrukh Khan
Maybe, she could contact Movlana Tariq Jamil ( of Imran Khan fame) and convince him to accept her as a client
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Oct 2015 16:48
by Gagan
Herrow of Al Bakistan back home in Bakistan, and sitting on comfortable cushion...
His long hair has peen taken away py four fathers too
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Oct 2015 19:05
by Ashok Sarraff
Benis in Texas:
Sharafat Khan has lived in his front yard for six months after wife kicked him to the curb
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Oct 2015 19:15
by rsingh
Gagan wrote:Herrow of Al Bakistan back home in Bakistan, and sitting on comfortable cushion...
His long hair has peen taken away py four fathers too
He is sitting at an angel trying to minimise da contact with cushion. Bahut peeta hei.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Oct 2015 21:18
by Mihaylo
Gagan wrote:Herrow of Al Bakistan back home in Bakistan, and sitting on comfortable cushion...
His long hair has peen taken away py four fathers too
Al Mahdi on his throne. SubhanArrah !!
But the qoostion is; can he ride a horse...cause u know the mahdi comes riding the horse of Arrah
-Mmmmullah
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Oct 2015 21:20
by Mihaylo
Gagan wrote:Herrow of Al Bakistan back home in Bakistan, and sitting on comfortable cushion...
His long hair has peen taken away py four fathers too
Bhy phor eberything is red. Red diwaal, red cushion, red shirt..and possibly red g@@nd. Not phair !!
-Mmmmullah
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Oct 2015 21:25
by member_22733
Gagan wrote:Herrow of Al Bakistan back home in Bakistan, and sitting on comfortable cushion...
His long hair has peen taken away py four fathers too
Is that red thing really a cushion? Or his mush, that might have gotten hit more times than a "Kerala Paratha" in the hands of a dough mixer. Coz it surely looks very even and spread out.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Oct 2015 22:07
by Gagan
YA ARRAH!!! Even cussion ij pecome red naw!
I wonder bhaat ij going on in the Tashreef.
Maype Mahdi in mens-tu-rating phrom hij musharraph after special attension py four father
w/salam
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Oct 2015 22:10
by Gagan
Mihaylo wrote:But the qoostion is; can he ride a horse...cause u know the mahdi comes riding the horse of Arrah
-Mmmmullah
Yaa Biradher,
That ij a diphicult qweschun.
But allah ke fazal se there ij simple sol-u-sion. Pehold, horse with cussion on which Mehdi, lal topi will fly down the grass field from the caucasus to lal quila phor victory !!!
Heh Heh! Baki Science-daan have a sol-u-sion to every problem
w/salam
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Oct 2015 23:42
by vishvak
Hazrat Jahil Hammid the Red Miskeen eij sharing secret plans with roohani djinn. It is for benefit of all miskeens who are lashed as less green in land of moar green.
It is called "How to hide Roohaani==wireless cushion warmer from RAA agints".
With roohaani ehsaas in Arap lands,
miskeen-bin-cushion-ullah
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Oct 2015 03:04
by Falijee
Haz-rat Hamid gets a "complete makeover", sans Lal Topi, after his" Saudia Sojourn "; notice his left wrist in the pic; does not appear normal to me; Saudi arm wrist twisting in action in the dungeon !
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Oct 2015 03:13
by member_22733
AoA. I knew that the new poobah Zaid Hamied (Purnol Pee Upon Him), is the smartest man in the world. You know bhy that room is LAAL???? One word: Camouflage.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Oct 2015 03:24
by Gagan
Lal Topi HazRAT Jahil HamIED (BPUH),
haj proclaimed that 'we will naat take any more prijnors'
"Wee will give them 1200 lashes onlee"
AoA
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 09 Oct 2015 04:46
by Hari Seldon
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Oct 2015 02:35
by Gagan
Since HazRAT Jahil HamIED (BPUH) ij a Eye ASS Eye ASSett,
Do we think that hij eye ASS eye handler will de-prief him hain ji?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Oct 2015 09:29
by member_29089
Gagan wrote:Herrow of Al Bakistan back home in Bakistan, and sitting on comfortable cushion...
His long hair has peen taken away py four fathers too
All Jus are misguided and mired in Consbirarcies. He neither was arrested nor was bunished.
What habben was Lollywood is making a series of mobies to compete with Hollywood.
Gand Identity (hiyar the brotagon-east looses his memories due to ISI prain surgery)
Gand Subrimacy (hiyar the brotagon-east discovers ISI rougue unit involved in goat-rabing)
Gand Ultimatum (hiyar the brotagon-east, disbite all odds wears a laal tobi and initiates gazwa-e-gand)
Gand Legacy (hiyar the brotagon-east is blanted by rogue ISI in saudi-arapia and whipped 72 times bhat returns to a heros welcome)
Upcoming movie is the Gand Consbiracy, the blot is secret and will keeb you on the edge oph the mulayam seat
AoA
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 10 Oct 2015 15:08
by abhijitm
GunterH wrote:
All Jus are misguided and mired in Consbirarcies. He neither was arrested nor was bunished.
What habben was Lollywood is making a series of mobies to compete with Hollywood.
Gand Identity (hiyar the brotagon-east looses his memories due to ISI prain surgery)
Gand Subrimacy (hiyar the brotagon-east discovers ISI rougue unit involved in goat-rabing)
Gand Ultimatum (hiyar the brotagon-east, disbite all odds wears a laal tobi and initiates gazwa-e-gand)
Gand Legacy (hiyar the brotagon-east is blanted by rogue ISI in saudi-arapia and whipped 72 times bhat returns to a heros welcome)
Upcoming movie is the Gand Consbiracy, the blot is secret and will keeb you on the edge oph the mulayam seat
AoA
Too good Gunterhullah!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Oct 2015 05:50
by RCase
From the TSP Multimedia Link ...
JazzakGaganullah! Bhat a revelation! Praijes be to Gaganullah.
First they are forced to lie, then they believe their own lie, then they cry that things are not solving themselves, and they are not victorious.
First they are forced to willingly lie - Queendom, Unkil, Soothi Arapia, Cheen etc. needed a tawaif.
They believe their own lie - Strat-e-gic location of Bakistan, per anal-beasts.
Then they cry - Ghazwa-e-behind.
Things are not solving themselves - Couple of billion dollars is peanuts compared to the trillions they could be making.
They are not victorious - that is sazish propogated by Zionists RAA, Mouse-ad and SeeEyeYea.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Oct 2015 20:59
by SBajwa
Top scientific research in Bakistan!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Oct 2015 22:37
by gandharva
SBajwa wrote:Top scientific research in Bakistan!
Don't miss what that Abdul says around 3:35 onwards.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Oct 2015 22:48
by member_22733
GunterH wrote:
All Jus are misguided and mired in Consbirarcies. He neither was arrested nor was bunished.
What habben was Lollywood is making a series of mobies to compete with Hollywood.
Gand Identity (hiyar the brotagon-east looses his memories due to ISI prain surgery)
Gand Subrimacy (hiyar the brotagon-east discovers ISI rougue unit involved in goat-rabing)
Gand Ultimatum (hiyar the brotagon-east, disbite all odds wears a laal tobi and initiates gazwa-e-gand)
Gand Legacy (hiyar the brotagon-east is blanted by rogue ISI in saudi-arapia and whipped 72 times bhat returns to a heros welcome)
Upcoming movie is the Gand Consbiracy, the blot is secret and will keeb you on the edge oph the mulayam seat
AoA
GunterHullah....
Hila-le-Bakistan (the Osgar of Bakistan) is hear-bye prejented to you for making this nanha's week start with a
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Oct 2015 01:26
by Gagan
Jest got thij bhoto from Bakistan's new Dojier about RAA's activities
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Oct 2015 05:58
by gandharva
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Oct 2015 13:02
by deejay
Ij the goat of Beshawar enigmatic as the Girl of Beshawar?
1. Pakistan has more than 2500 registered IT organizations in the country with more than 20,000 kick-ass computer science majors entering the market every year.
3. One of the world’s best payment processing solutions providers i2c resides right here in Pakistan. Convo, the hot favorite social network for work, is based out of Pakistan. Eyedeus Labs, previously featured at CNN, are working on a groundbreaking video based technology to disrupt the way we interact with ads.
9. In Rafay Baloch we have one of the best security researcher in Pakistan. (Certified from Axact)
13. Pakistani Visual Effects Artist, Mir Zafar Ali has received three Oscar awards for his work in The Golden Compass, Life of Pi and Frozen. *
Plus, Namira Salim was the first Pakistani woman to travel to space on the world’s first commercial space flight, Virgin Galactic. (A great achievement in the filed of IT).
Novaira Masood, the software engineer, has provided stunning visual effects in some of the most popular Hollywood movies, Maleficient, A Christmas Carol, Mars needs Moms, Thor, Transformers 3 and Jack the Giant Slayer. **
* From Wiki
He is the first Pakistani to have been connected with an Academy Award winning venture, for Best Visual Effects. (Connected means, he is one of the 100s of employees of the company which worked in movie which won the Oscar, but in Pakistani parlance it means, he went on stage to get 3 academy awards)
Whether you enjoyed the film or not, there is no denying that some groundbreaking animation and visual effects were used in the making of the film – and it was no other than a Pakistani software engineer, Novaira Masood, and her team, who were behind the stunning, innovative production. (notice it's her team as per Dawn)
“I was part of the R&D (Research and Development) software team for Maleficent. I was involved with the team that developed the facial motion capture tools to drive the facial animation of the fairies,” Novaira elucidates. “I also worked on some hair tools that helped generate curly hair for the fairies.” (now from "her team", she has become a part of the team which worked on "some"hair tools)
Novaira also worked on the software that allowed the artists to lay out the feathers on Maleficent’s wings in such a way that they would not intersect with one another. The feather solution, however, was not used on the final character.
“Children's shows are a great way to start. Shows like Burka Avenger ***are really setting a great example of how we can create a market and a following for animated content. Once that takes off, I am sure films will also start using special effects.”
*** Burqa Avengers
Take that Infy, TCS, TechMahindra, Quikr.. $2.5B Paki IT Industry is coming.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 24 Oct 2015 00:16
by Mihaylo
Jhujar wrote:Flying Black Horse During Thunderstorm in Mecca was sent to fetch Brophet Zahil Ham to Jhannat
instead it took the King for Hoor fling
Three beardies having a group orgajm over a life size balloon of a goat.
Subhan Allah
-MMMMulllah
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 28 Oct 2015 08:54
by member_29089
We bakistanis are un-needily doing modi modi doval doval. i hab a pack to pasic queshchun.
Only seriously bious maulaners plis to rebly becaush this is a serious queshchun.
Subbose I wear a green lungi and green sun-grasses and die my hair green.
Then I go to my fabrite madrassa and voluntarily volunteer phor suisai mission.
Ob Coarse I qualiphy for mission and Chief maulaner assine me 72 houries.
Then they give me a pelt with wires, a clock, and, some cushy jel packets to wear around my baist.
I go to market on suisai mission and I see another aptul from same madrassa who got rejected for mission.
I get pity on him and what iph I sell my 72 houries phor 72,000 Rubees and return home and allob other aptul to gain Jannat?
Ijj this Hallaal or Haraam?
Not: I can albays go on another mission.
AoA
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 28 Oct 2015 21:54
by vishvak
viewtopic.php?p=1920949#p1920949
Bakis have soosai Peers and soosai maulas who tell soosai bombers to talk well of their victims:
Q. Are virgins waiting for those as well who are killed at your hands?
A. No. They will be treated there (hereafter) as per their intentions.. If they support government, then they will be answerable accordingly. Our leader has told us that you will not be responsible for the killing of those who are killed other than your target.
Such bious thoughts for those killed in soosai by very baki soosai jihadis! This show that bakistan is totally bious country, with inverted P, as soosai bious want 72 bious hoors in jannat.
AoA.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
for his work in The Golden Compass, Life of Pi and Frozen. *
