Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Mar 2011 03:56

Disciples of new Sunni Saint Baba Reymon Devis Bulle Shah go into mass hysteria when Baba creates an illusion of him being hanged

BS: Sbot the RAA agint

partha · Post by **partha** » 04 Mar 2011 11:27

diyar maulanas,

on behalf of bakistani liberals i hab a sawaal:
phor how many dayj i need to be talking about a qatl in bakistan bephor i can get back to getting outrajed about world issues from palistine to egypt to libya?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 Mar 2011 11:33

Here ij introducshun to Pakistan and the politics that habbens there

archan · Post by **archan** » 05 Mar 2011 03:45

Todin I oben my male-pox and bhat do I see? it haj got its 72!!! AkPhyrr!!

Moojies with sharb eyes can see thru the plur, the e-male have naams like "Raa Agints R every whiyar!" - taap sekrit maal!!!

yourj revealingly
Baqr

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 05 Mar 2011 05:00

interesting inbox list there archan from every possible abdul.

[it took 13 days for you to post that pic?]

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 05 Mar 2011 17:19

Our peeloved Rage-e-poy has been making lot of public appearances theej days, since he was let off from gan-de-namo bay for (ex)creating laat aff rage.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 05 Mar 2011 17:28

archan · Post by **archan** » 05 Mar 2011 17:46

^ the color-e-pox-e-cereal needs to pe halal green!

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 05 Mar 2011 22:41

good kompeeteshun phor raisin brands. The raisins from the ragin' prand are runaway hit eben in janaat. Ple-oldel jour 72 ragin' prand raisins. Loveed by sosai bummers, rekommended by mullahs. Ragin' prand raisins phrom janaat.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 05 Mar 2011 23:05

Mahendra wrote:BS: Sbot the RAA agint

RAA Ajint ij the one in front with saffron-ish (well, more pink than saffron) shirt and beard to match.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 06 Mar 2011 04:40

Shamelessly copied from YouTube

Revised pakistani anthem in english

Blessed be the Pakistani gays

Happy be Pakistani whores

Symbol of high corruption, Land of Porkistan.

Blessed be tho randi bazaars of hira mandi .

The Order of this shit Land

Is the might of the killers of the innocents .

May the nation, the country, and the State

Shine in glory everlasting in blood of innocents

.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Mar 2011 07:55

Kaphir Sanjay en ekonomy dhaagga

Budget 2011-12 has forecast that India’s gross domestic product (GDP) at the end of March 2012 would reach Rs 89,80 860 crore or nearly $2 trillion at an exchange rate of Rs 45 to a dollar. Okay sundry burdenwallahs, keepers of the holy truth and other general a$$holes of the world, here we come.

Poak babua , dont taik to haart, Yindian will "aaribe" onlee bhen dhey "Kum" en Musarraf_E Baakistan. Raight now onlee RFI shent oot iz phor Vazleen,"arribing" izz "phaaar phaarr" abay!!
(Phaaar en Punjabi)

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 06 Mar 2011 08:46

Prasad wrote:Second cousin? Whose second cousin? A few pakjabs are second cousins to how many Indians? A few punjabis on our side maybe. Thats about it.

Stubid Yindoo!! Every Bakistani is the second coujin oph every other Bakistani, including himself. So if one Pakistani is second coujin of one Indian, that makes all Bakistanis second cousin of Indians.

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 06 Mar 2011 10:07

Thoj Rage-e-poy fotus are bhery enter-taining.

Hij mouth is very phlexibul and khulla-khulla. If GUBO leads to wide gulley in the rear, what leads to wide phlexibul mouth???

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 06 Mar 2011 14:56

Spot the RAA Agent in the crowd.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 06 Mar 2011 15:19

^^^
That ij so eajy. Now sbot the Gilani

Shankas · Post by **Shankas** » 06 Mar 2011 21:57

Anujan wrote:^^^
That ij so eajy. Now sbot the Gilani

The dude behind the lady is demonstrating Transcendental Meditation

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 06 Mar 2011 22:17

exchange of blaces and bious abduls
AOA.
all maya onlee

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 06 Mar 2011 22:31

Anujan wrote:^^^
That ij so eajy. Now sbot the Gilani

aaha haah ahah... i think thats how much is left of him.

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 06 Mar 2011 22:40

krisna wrote: AOA.
all maya onlee

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 06 Mar 2011 22:41

partha · Post by **partha** » 07 Mar 2011 11:06

Bakistan kirkiters: from masters of old ball to masters of no ball.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Mar 2011 19:09

Benhua News: Glorious Chinese Nation rescues 700,000 citizens from Burkina Faso
Beijing April 2012: Benhua Agency Reports:

Following unconfirmed reports of bandit miscreant and unlawful disloyal activities in the mining province of the People's Republic known as Burkina Faso, the noble and wise Chinese government, run by the glorious party and astute leadership of the supreme politbureau, immediately and efficiently evacuated 700,000 loyal and utterly grateful Chinese citizens from that country and moved them to ____ (editor please complete), for immediate evacuation to the motherland.

The People's Republic thoroughly condemns this disloyal rebellion in ____ (editor please complete) and stands by President ____ (editor please complete) as he brings law and order back to his people.

This is Benhua advanced news desk
Taller than Barkha, Deeper than NSN

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 07 Mar 2011 23:47

The baki army motorma looks fit bhor kanadian vija . Bliss to pring her to kave-e-kaamplex naamber 69 bhor she eez naat wearing purka and showing flesh and disturping mijjiles ...

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 07 Mar 2011 23:53

vdutta wrote:Spot the RAA Agent in the crowd.

All I see is 786,072 RAW consulates onlee...

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 07 Mar 2011 23:55

krisna wrote: AOA.
all maya onlee

Aphtar aphekts of e-khan-o-mic brogress onlee... puberty breeds terrorism lajik...

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 08 Mar 2011 03:16

Bliss to visit Dr Phenis in Thong for treatment of daanth ka al Keeda

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 08 Mar 2011 05:15

And bliss to also vijit his 4th cousin Phenis in Butt for treatment of GUBO injuries iph you are a High Bakistan Gobar-ment official recovering after Amritraj vijit:

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 08 Mar 2011 13:39

Airavat wrote:Thoj Rage-e-poy fotus are bhery enter-taining.

Hij mouth is very phlexibul and khulla-khulla. If GUBO leads to wide gulley in the rear, what leads to wide phlexibul mouth???

Lal mullah is busy with Halal moolah and Lal cheeks leading to sawaal like this being un-answered.
Kufr western systems have vending masheen. You put coin in them and they start vibe-e-rating.
Rage-boy mouth is automated b(v)ending machine. On receiving halal funds, he starts jumping oopar neeche.

Plij to see his holee jumpingness with his peti full.

By the bay, he is very soofi onlee and wants to marry kafir weeman. By his naam and six degrees of desperreshun he must be the relative of some famous Butt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakeel_Bhat

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 Mar 2011 13:49

AjayKK wrote:
Airavat wrote:Thoj Rage-e-poy fotus are bhery enter-taining.

Hij mouth is very phlexibul and khulla-khulla. If GUBO leads to wide gulley in the rear, what leads to wide phlexibul mouth???
Lal mullah is busy with Halal moolah and Lal cheeks leading to sawaal like this being un-answered.
Kufr western systems have vending masheen. You put coin in them and they start vibe-e-rating.
Rage-boy mouth is automated b(v)ending machine. On receiving halal funds, he starts jumping oopar neeche.

Plij to see his holee jumpingness with his peti full.

By the bay, he is very soofi onlee and wants to marry kafir weeman. By his naam and six degrees of desperreshun he must be the relative of some famous Butt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakeel_Bhat

next model for colgate ad: sufi sant shakeel bhat. ad releasing during next stone pelting session.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 08 Mar 2011 14:34

Bhatt is he singing

Can ju all see the nazakat in his hand? Any guess?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 08 Mar 2011 16:47

^^ he ij singing phamous nat compojed py phamous boet, Dada Kondke.

Aage ki sochin, peeche kis chorin

In Raga Bhairavi.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 08 Mar 2011 22:31

No back-door solution to Davis case, says Gilani

Did he just refuje to GUPO?

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 Mar 2011 23:32

Anujan wrote:No back-door solution to Davis case, says Gilani

Did he just refuje to GUPO?

all that he ij asking ij that there should be a change in pojishun.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Mar 2011 02:24

partha wrote:
Anujan wrote:No back-door solution to Davis case, says Gilani

Did he just refuje to GUPO?
all that he ij asking ij that there should be a change in pojishun.

Fools! back door solution = Karakorum Yao-Ming Jelly

Give some money= We arrange solution

partha · Post by **partha** » 09 Mar 2011 02:58

PCB blames BCCI and GoI for Pakistan's defeat against NZ

Islamabad: In a predictable statement, Ijaz Butt said that BCCI and Govt of India are to be blamed for Pakistan's defeat against NZ in the world cup. Speaking from his butt in Islamabad at PCB head quarters, Butt said "GoI and BCCI allowed NZ players in the IPL but denied Pakistani players a chance to play in IPL. IPL is the reason why Ross Taylor could smash Pakistan bowlers all over the ground. Not allowing Pakistani players in IPL has led to an asymmetry in batting power". He also added that if Pakistan players are discriminated in IPL again, they could join a terrorist organization.

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 09 Mar 2011 07:33

Baikul wrote:^^ he ij singing phamous nat compojed py phamous boet, Dada Kondke.

Aage ki sochin, peeche kis chorin

In Raga Bhairavi.

I soch that it ij Raag "Miyan ki todi".

It meenj eggjhactly bhut it sayj.

negi · Post by **negi** » 09 Mar 2011 07:39

"Davis ka hashra anjam-e-bayan hoga
Vaseline se na sahi Nitroglycerin se to jaroor hoga"..AoA

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 09 Mar 2011 08:19

Airavat wrote:
Baikul wrote:^^ he ij singing phamous nat compojed py phamous boet, Dada Kondke.

Aage ki sochin, peeche kis chorin

In Raga Bhairavi.
I soch that it ij Raag "Miyan ki todi".

It meenj eggjhactly bhut it sayj.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 09 Mar 2011 20:41

Bliss to help thij man who bhants to egg-sport hand-knotted rugz

Purchase office of AEON of Japan???

AEON, the largest retail chain of Japan is coming on a buying trip to Pakistan. Now I know they have been to India and placed a big order for hand knotted rugs. Being in the hand knotted rug industry myself, does anyone know how I can contact their buyer??? an email address, a name..???

I phound thij rikwejt anline