Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan (TSP) : 24 July 2012

sanjaykumar · Post by **sanjaykumar** » 15 Aug 2012 03:06

This, of course, is a peculiarly North Indian phenomenon but it continues to shape Indo-Pak diplomacy.

Which is why I have said that India's Pakistan policy should only be shaped by South Indians, preferably darkest skinned wearing a traditional Brahmin mundu and insisting that he not be required to actually touch a Pakistani and of course innocent of Hindi filmi culture. I am serious.

This piece shows perspicacity on the the part of Dasgupta

KJo · Post by **KJo** » 15 Aug 2012 03:16

anupmisra wrote:
Jhujar wrote:
What is the Topic?
Seeta kaun tha?

"tha"??

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 15 Aug 2012 03:26

Sheikh Rasheed has given a speech asking CJP to "kill the ********" (his exact words via a via Zardari). He has also appealed to mullah Omar to let Imran conduct his march to waziristan. News is that some WKKs from abroad opposed to drone strikes will accompany Imran to bolster his international credentials.

partha · Post by **partha** » 15 Aug 2012 03:30

http://tribune.com.pk/story/421986/paki ... ian-model/

MUMBAI: Pakistani cricketer turned umpire Asad Rauf, who was accused of sexually exploiting Indian model Leena Kapoor, admitted that his pictures with her are real, but categorically denied having any relationship with Kapoor.

According to a report by NDTV, a model from Oshiwara, a neighbourhood in Mumbai, had accused Rauf of exploiting her after promising to marry her.

Rauf, talking to Express News, said that Kapoor forced him into recommending her for the TV reality show “Bigg Boss” as he has good relations with people in Bollywood, “But, the show’s organisers said that they do not accept entries via recommendations/references, so I ended contact with her [Kapoor],” he said.

Rauf added that Kapoor was hurling allegations to gain “cheap popularity” and that it was a move to defame Pakistan. He also said that the model had taken pictures with him as a fan.

Calling it a personal matter, Rauf claimed that the International Cricket Council (ICC) had told him it was his personal matter, and added that he will visit India in January for the India-England series.

This Rauf guy wants us to believe that cricket umpires have fans and that fans get into the bedroom of umpires to take intimate fan pictures. You can so easily make out he is bluffing. It is so clear that he used her and later dumped her. I hope she pursues her complaint against him with the police.

partha · Post by **partha** » 15 Aug 2012 03:33

Anujan wrote:Sheikh Rasheed has given a speech asking CJP to "kill the ******** (his exact words via a via Zardari). He has also appealed to mullah Omar to let Imran conduct his march to waziristan. News is that some WKKs from abroad opposed to drone strikes will accompany Imran to bolster his international credentials.

What is the possibility of a "software bug" leading to drones firing indiscriminately on Waziristan when the march is going on?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 15 Aug 2012 03:36

Didn't this Rauf guy get an award or something from the ICC recently as a top umpire? Wait till the pakis claim that this was a honey trap and it was all done to destroy Paki HS&D.

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 15 Aug 2012 03:38

sorry for late reporting
12 hurt in Pakistan bomb blast: police

At least 12 people were wounded when a bomb hidden under a cot exploded near a restaurant where people had gathered to celebrate Pakistan's Independence Day in Baluchistan late Monday, police said.

The explosive device, fitted with a timer, was placed outside the restaurant in the southwestern province's capital Quetta, local police chief Mir Zubair Mehmood said.

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 15 Aug 2012 03:45

Afghanistan unites behind Olympic success - and beating Pakistan

Afghanistan celebrated clinching another bronze medal in Taekwondo, beating out rival Pakistan. Afghanistan’s other Taekwondo athlete missed a medal, but fought through injuries, winning the hearts of Afghans.

finally bakis have found a rival in Afghans and again as usual have been kicked by the new rival in musharraf

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Aug 2012 04:59

Sindh CM dismisses reports about migration of Hindu families
http://dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?pa ... 012_pg12_8

KARACHI: Sindh Chief Minister Syed Qaim Ali Shah on Tuesday reiterating his stance categorically stated that there was no truth in the reports of migration of Hindu families from the province to India and termed it mere a propaganda.
“Sindh government has formed two committees and the third one by President Asif Zardari, who are probing the issue and are in touch with Hindu community in different cities and towns,” he said while talking to media after attending the flag-hoisting ceremony along with Sindh Governor Dr Ishratul Ibad Khan, cabinet members, civil and military officials at the mausoleum of Quaid-e-Azam to mark the 66th Independence Day.
Shah said: “The Hindu community people have been visiting India for pilgrimage or meeting their relatives and are later returning back to home towns.”The chief minister said they had been given maximum facilities here. “Sindh cabinet has three members from Hindu community. We have done legislation for their betterment and many more laws are being framed.”en asked about issue of forced conversion, Shah said only three or four such incidents had occurred so far. “The people belonging to Hindu community used to embrace Islam in the past too on their own. These girls have done it on their own will and the law of the land allows them to marry any one according to their own will. The chief minister said such matters were also taken up in the Supreme Court where the girls clearly stated that they had embraced Islam and married on their own will. In such cases the court also gave verdict in their favour.To a question, he said Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) and its coalition partners would strengthen democracy in the country so that no adventurist dictator could cause harm to it in future.

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 15 Aug 2012 05:29

Brad Goodman wrote:Afghanistan unites behind Olympic success - and beating Pakistan

Afghanistan celebrated clinching another bronze medal in Taekwondo, beating out rival Pakistan. Afghanistan’s other Taekwondo athlete missed a medal, but fought through injuries, winning the hearts of Afghans.
finally bakis have found a rival in Afghans and again as usual have been kicked by the new rival in musharraf

Also:

"Afghanistan's Rohullah Nikpai wins Taekwondo bronze!! That's one more medal than its failed enemy, Pakistan," @Afghanpolicy crowed on twitter.

Suppiah · Post by **Suppiah** » 15 Aug 2012 06:18

Why all this fuss over the umpire? He should simply marry her and then talaq her by sending a SMS...promise fulfilled.

Anyone that questions that is an anti-Muslim Sangh parivar fanatic who is insensitive to minorities if he is Indian. If he is in TSP, he automatically becomes bull-cattle as he questions Allah, PBUH, Hadith, Shariah and so forth..matter ends.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 15 Aug 2012 06:34

anupmisra wrote:So, today is the day when everyone in pakisatan trots out the famous djinnah dreams of paki secularity. Even though that he said those words is debatable, I took another crack at what he actually meant:

“You (meaning all approved tall, fair and tight arsed pakistani muslims) are free (to rob, cheat, rape, and hound others), you (dark skinned kafirs and others who are destined to burn in hell) are free to go to your (small, dark, and musty) temples, you (lucky sunnis) are free to go to your (wide open, pure and clean) mosques or (unless you want to be halaled or wajib-ul-kataled) any other place of (<gasp>) worship in this (one god-given and religiously-rabid) State of Pakistan. You may (think that you) belong to any (accursed and na-pak) religion or cast (that is fit only for cleaning our streets and toilets) or creed (other than those of us whose forefathers came from Turkey and Iran) – that has (so you think) nothing to do with the (singular) business of the State (i.e., of loot, pillage and be a general pain-in-the-ass-to-others).”

Ameen!

Hats off, anupmisra, for the correct interpretation. Now, the Baki mind which got so agitated upon hearing these words from the Quaid's mouth and had these portions of the speech edited out ever since, can now feel relaxed. AoA.

abhishek_sharma · Post by **abhishek_sharma** » 15 Aug 2012 06:58

The quiet rise of the Quetta Shura

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 15 Aug 2012 08:33

India cautious ahead of SM Krishna's visit to Pakistan - Praveen Swami in The Hindu

Last week, a senior military official told The Hindu New Delhi’s concerns had been underlined by a string of low-grade clashes along the Line of Control, as well as renewed infiltration. “We base our assessments on what we know the Pakistan army’s generals are telling each other,” he said, “and it’s not heartening.”

amit · Post by **amit** » 15 Aug 2012 08:34

On a lighter note has anyone caught the action flick Bourne Legacy?

Nice movie but what really made my day (paisa ushool) was a small bit of the movie. It's all about the US deciding to terminate its super genetically enhanced secret agents. One military type is protesting. He says thanks to the programme they now have a mole deep inside the Pakistani ISI and the North Korean Intelligence agency. Subsequent footage shows the ISI mole dying in Karachi because the medicine these "super agents" were supposed to take on a regular basis was doped. There's another sequence which shows the girl who's a mole in North Korea also dying in Seoul due to the same reason.

So it's nice to note that on the eve of the day of their Independence from the evil Bania-Brahamin combine, our TFTA brothers have joined the mighty North Koreans as the most easily identifiable evil empires for Hollywood masala films.

In fact this is not the first movie where ISI has come up recently. If you notice the trend ISI has replaced the archetypical Middle Eastern terrorist group which the tough US marines used to kick ass in movies of the 1990s and early 2000s. Which is good because even though its a lowest common denominator approach, popular movies (Bourne Legacy was the top grosser over the weekend in the US) shape perceptions in Middle America where folks like everything in Black and White.

Klinton shaheba, Kerry Sir and Ombaba may still worship Kiyanahi but if the voting public gets the perception: ISI=Pakistan=evil then?

Well then all you dhoti shivering, SDREs can do is find a dark corner and then order cartons of popcorn and beer and sit back and enjoy the show.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 15 Aug 2012 08:43

Anujan wrote:Sheikh Rasheed has given a speech asking CJP to "kill the ******** (his exact words via a via Zardari). He has also appealed to mullah Omar to let Imran conduct his march to waziristan. News is that some WKKs from abroad opposed to drone strikes will accompany Imran to bolster his international credentials.

For your entertainment

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 15 Aug 2012 08:52

Kayani Signals Bigger Battle on Terror - Anita Joshua in The Hindu

While making out a case for fighting terrorism, the COAS said: “We realise that the most difficult task for any army is to fight against its own people. But this happens as a last resort.” {Look who is talking}

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 15 Aug 2012 09:35

^^^ From strategic depth to the bull$hit of supposedly clipping the wings of "terrorism as an instrument of state policy!" A policy which has gone viral sans borders!

Just imagine, if they had secured their "strategic depth" they could have pranced around with an Olympic medal. At least one!

Time for the Afghans to look at Bakistan as strategic depth to give them free access to the Arabian sea.

James B · Post by **James B** » 15 Aug 2012 14:56

Clinton reviewing blacklisting Pakistan-based Haqqani network

Secretary Clinton is "considering right now and reviewing the issue," she said when asked about a law signed on Friday by President Barack Obama that gave 30 days to Clinton to determine if the Haqqani network meets the criteria of a terrorist group.

Any predictions from BRF mullahs whether Kilngon madam will declare Haqqani network as terrorist organisation.

arun · Post by **arun** » 15 Aug 2012 16:14

Hindustan Times – C Fore survey.

Our Congress Party led UPA administration of Prime Minister Manmohan Singh is clearly out of step with the views of Indians when it comes to relations with the Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

69% of Indians view the Islamic Republic of Pakistan as “Inmical”. In the 18-35 age group that number goes up to 73%.

38% of Indian’s belives that the best policy to follow with regard to the Islamic Republic of Pakistan is “Ignoring it completely”. A scant 2% believe in a policy of “Making concessions to buy peace”.

Majority of Indian's Are Liberal

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 15 Aug 2012 16:33

In June 2010, BBC reports Clinton 'finally' is considering naming Haqqani network haram:
http://moneyjihad.wordpress.com/2010/07 ... anization/
In July 2010 again Clinton during her trip to TSP:

Mrs. Clinton offered guarded support for negotiations with Pakistan-based insurgent groups, like the Haqqani network.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/20/world ... diplo.html

On 19th Sep Clinton wanted munna TSP to take 'strong action' against Haqqani:
http://m.rediff.com/news/report/take-st ... 110919.htm#

That changed on 11th Oct 2011, now Clinton wanted friendship and a role for Haqqani in Afgh:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb ... 23999.html

So not an expert by any means, but my opinion is that in that past, nothing happened, nothing might happen even now, as long as TSP remains Amarica's bitch and plays along, nothing will happen.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 15 Aug 2012 18:07

^^^^^^

So not an expert by any means, but my opinion is that in that past, nothing happened, nothing might happen even now, as long as TSP remains Amarica's bitch and plays along, nothing will happen.

We are not giving due credit to the Bakis. They have the Khans where it hurts. So it is anybody's guess if Clinton will go ahead and declare the haqqanis as a terrorist outfit. The squeeze from the Bakis maybe painful.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 15 Aug 2012 19:07

James B wrote:Clinton reviewing blacklisting Pakistan-based Haqqani network

Secretary Clinton is "considering right now and reviewing the issue," she said when asked about a law signed on Friday by President Barack Obama that gave 30 days to Clinton to determine if the Haqqani network meets the criteria of a terrorist group.
Any predictions from BRF mullahs whether Kilngon madam will declare Haqqani network as terrorist organisation.

I predict a strat-e-gically worded mumbo jumbo statement to warn pukis that aid may be reduced, how much klingon madam personally values paki contribution to terror err.. fight against terror etc and in the end more smoke and noise but nothing much concrete about blacklisting Haqqanis. I hope I will be proved wrong.

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 15 Aug 2012 21:10

Telenor Pakistan
http://www.teradata.com/case-studies/Te ... -Analytics

Anindya · Post by **Anindya** » 15 Aug 2012 21:40

After exchanging sweets on border, Pakistan fires at Indian post

NGOs of India, Pakistan hold candle light vigil along border

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 15 Aug 2012 21:59

anupmisra wrote:Mortgaging the family jewels
Apparently "allah does not insha" with the pakis anymore.

Earlier, the World Bank (WB) had also brazenly refused to fund the project....

Now the beggar accuses the donor of being brazen.

Every time you think they cannot plunge any further, there's an Aptul busily digging an even deeper hole.

partha · Post by **partha** » 15 Aug 2012 22:59

Shame on me for championing Veena Malik

VEENA MALIK MINI-EXORCIST EPISODE SCRIPT

Veena Malik receives a call-in on her show ‘Astaghfaar’ on Hero TV (a call that is about as authentic as the show is classy). The caller is a young woman calling from Karachi who says she is living alone. What a terrible thing, says Veena, who asks for the woman’s age and marital status.

“I’m 24” says the audibly distraught woman.

“And you haven’t married yet?” asks Veena.

The caller goes on to describe a broken home, while Veena nods knowingly until it is revealed that black magic is the cause of the woman’s current distress.

*Cue fake gasp and cross-over to token maulvi*

What we have next is just outrageous. We viewers are moved from fairly run-of-the-mill religious filler by the maulvi to the caller freaking out, screaming and “being possessed by a demon” as the maulvi informs us.

(Controlled) pandemonium breaks loose, with Veena standing up, freaking out and calling on her team to “check” if the caller is okay (rather than say, dropping the call immediately – or say, editing out the entire call so it never airs).

Next we get a mini-episode of The Exorcist, with brave maulvi sahib engaging with the ‘demon’ with such enlightened remarks as:

“Who are you? Are you Muslim or Hindu?”

(To which the demon replies “I’m not Muslim”)

“Leave now, or we will burn you” (burn who? The possessed woman?)

“How dare you as a non-Muslim Hindu try to enter our Muslim sister? Aren’t you ashamed”

“I’ll just call for a stick and break your bones (Whose bones? The woman’s?)

The call drops. Veena sighs – a mixture of relief and fear.

“We’ll be back after the commercial, friends” she says…

Veena, I get it.

You’re in show business, and this is your job. Read the script, play out the role and give it your best. It’s really my fault for assuming you actually stood for things above and beyond your role as an actor.

Forgive me, some of your previous interviews and actions had me fooled.

I assumed you actually found religious dogma that tries to keep women in bondage, nay, beat them under the guise of superstitious nonsense something that is foul and condemnable.

I assumed you were in India as part of a larger gesture to show that you had no beef with a nation’s creed – that ‘Hindu’ was not a foul, demonic, evil thing.

I assumed you were, at some level, keeping an eye on what you would or would not be willing to do in the name of fame and fortune i.e. drop a show, drop a script, or even the much smaller, drop a segment you disagreed with at some fundamental level.

I assumed you would never be sitting across from a jaahil maulvi play-acting to the lowest common denominator in our already befuddled and fearful society. I expect such a display from Baba Welfare (exorcist extraordinaire) or Alim Junaib Bengali, but I guess I can expect the same from you too.

I’d say shame on you, but really, shame on me.

My only request would be: in the future, when a woman is crippled, maimed, raped or murdered in an exorcism ritual (and that happens often) think about the impact of the show you ran. The next time you hear of a violent act against a Hindu family in Pakistan, or that entire families are migrating to India seeking refuge from a nation filled with hate – think about this segment you were a part of, and the message it sent out.

Don't know why we give visas to such intolerant idiots like Veena Malik. See how she has payed back.

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 15 Aug 2012 23:08

Maybe honorable maulvi(pun intended)* was really speaking about ms Malik and her supposed romps in desh?

maulvi = one who mauls!

Cosmo_R · Post by **Cosmo_R** » 16 Aug 2012 03:52

@Partha. Any chance of putting that Veena episode on youtube? and disseminating it via Twitter? say to Burkha Dutt's et al tweets?

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Aug 2012 03:58

Cosmo_R wrote:@Partha. Any chance of putting that Veena episode on youtube? and disseminating it via Twitter? say to Burkha Dutt's et al tweets?

It is already on Youtube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpIi1iSpU8s

Nandu · Post by **Nandu** » 16 Aug 2012 04:44

Breaking news on twitter. PAF Kamra Air Base is under attack by bunnies.

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 16 Aug 2012 04:45

Good or bad bunnies?

saip · Post by **saip** » 16 Aug 2012 04:47

Kamra Airbase under attack. Must be by good bunnies

http://www.thenews.com.pk/article-63565 ... ra-Airbase

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 16 Aug 2012 04:49

http://www.thenewstribe.com/2012/08/16/ ... -air-base/

7 minutes ago!

Attock: Some unidentified militants on Thursday night attacked Kamra Airbase, an important base of Pakistan Air Force.
According to sources, the militants tried to take hostages and destroy warplanes standing at the Kamra Airbase.

According to sources, the militants attacked the base at almost at 2:30 PST and the fighting is still going on between the militants and army troops.

Militants are using heavy weaponry including hand grenades and IED’s.

Chief of Army Staff Gen Ashfaq Pervez Kayani and Air Chief Marshal Tahir Rafique Butt were also informed about the deadly attack.

JF-17 Thunder are also assembled at Kamra airbase while Pakistan Aeronautical Complex is also situated near the airbase.

Note: More to come.

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Aug 2012 04:50

Wasn't there a report a few days back about bunnies planning an attack on a major air base?

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 16 Aug 2012 04:51

Its a repeat of the Mehran attack.

Note Kamra also assembles the maal. Not first time such an attack happened.

saip · Post by **saip** » 16 Aug 2012 04:53

Def and Dumb forum says they destroyed Sab 2000. Will the Swedes send us replacement, please!

They are also talking of an attack on Minhas airbase too. What do they have at this airbase?

saip · Post by **saip** » 16 Aug 2012 04:56

Here is a link of Dunya TV. It is in Pakistani hindi which I do not understand/

Link:
"http://dunyanews.tv/livehd/"

Rohit_K · Post by **Rohit_K** » 16 Aug 2012 04:59

some dude on twitter:

RT @Ali_Abbas_Zaidi Unconfirmed: My sources tell me AWACS aircrafts were fumed / damaged. They report atleast 02 aircrafts on fire #Kamra

member_23367 · Post by **member_23367** » 16 Aug 2012 05:03

The majority of tweet with #kamra reads as,

" May Allah Have Mercy on Us"

,but my question is from whome? Aren't talibunnies Allah ke bande??