Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Mar 2013 09:10
by RCase
^^^ Bhy aar these TV Wallahs influenjed by Angreji zuban and kulchar @5.00 and ujing the word fcuker as a puncutation after every few words hainji? Seems like too much of conspiracy has brain fcuked these inbreds.
I guess Punjabi must be a phoren zuban for these guys. Did the Mughals speak Erdoo? I waj conphused that they spoke farsi.
Wajnt TV and entertainment haraam? Shouldn't some bious maulaner pass a fartwa against wimmens letting nanha mujahids to watch TV instead of sending them to Madrassas to learn the holy pook and bum technalji?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Recently, we had heard about the elephant Malsi that waj afraid of sharing the land with the Hindoo Elephant God and wanted its own jungle as a homeland called Jurassic Parkistan. In this jungle, they tried to introduce a tamer elephant Saheli. But the handlers of Malsi, the Ghazis that they were, spotted the blasphemy of Saheli and restored the purity, honor and dignity of Jurassic Parkistan!
This Ayesha has rightly made the case that Jurrasic Parkistan should not accomdate another elephant.
Recently, news broke that the Capital Development Authority (CDA) is to demand an elephant from Sri Lanka and that, too, for free. I couldn’t help but gawk at the headline and read it over to make sure that I hadn’t misread it.
Not even a year after the beautiful elephant Saheli died of neglect at this same zoo, the CDA has the audacity to ask Sri Lanka for another one? It is as incredulous and unapologetic as it sounds.
Saheli died in immense pain due to a wound to the leg after suffering for a month and a half. She was only 22 — a baby when you consider the fact that elephants live between 70 and 114 years of age. Her only fault was that she happened to be in a Pakistani zoo. Saheli wasn’t looked after; we all know it. In fact, news also broke that money for alcohol for the animal had been demanded since 1992. This sum ranged between Rs40,000 to Rs80,000 and it was later confirmed by veterinary doctors that elephants do not consume alcohol.
Yes, you guessed it. The wine was going straight into the filthy mouths of those who were pretending to care for the creature. They were under the influence in more than just the literal sense while an innocent animal — a baby — staggered to its agonising death.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Mar 2013 09:51
by Rohit_K
During the recent carnage in Lahore, a pet parrot died - image
And this received 10 likes on FB
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Mar 2013 10:12
by Anujan
What is the fatwa vis-a-vis killing parrots of Kuffars? Did the mullah conference have to say anything about it?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Mar 2013 10:45
by Comer
This is green on green violence onlee. Parrots don't kill another parrot
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Mar 2013 11:41
by member_23858
I hab a poonch phor maulaners here...Ijh the reshent attakhs on yeshua followers a canspiracee by RAW to inphluence POPE elecshions in BatiiCan City, hainjee?
Aphter all Bakees are piece-full onlee
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Mar 2013 11:49
by RCase
Our mujahids wanted the warld and nazaras to know that the pope has not been selected by lighting phyrs gibing out black smoke onlee. Bhere there ij smoke, there haj to be phyr!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Mar 2013 11:51
by RCase
Deleted duplicate posting.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Mar 2013 12:37
by member_23858
RCase wrote:Our mujahids wanted the warld and nazaras to know that the pope has not been selected by lighting phyrs gibing out black smoke onlee. Bhere there ij smoke, there haj to be phyr!
Caseuddin, it meanj dat phyr phor black smoke ijh produshed by pindichana and kufr paki onlee.....
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Mar 2013 22:56
by Prem
martinbaker wrote:
RCase wrote:Our mujahids wanted the warld and nazaras to know that the pope has not been selected by lighting phyrs gibing out black smoke onlee. Bhere there ij smoke, there haj to be phyr!
Caseuddin, it meanj dat phyr phor black smoke ijh produshed by pindichana and kufr paki onlee.....
Kurious Kase Oph Smoking PoaQ?
Nature's very own Organic LPG=Lahori Paki Gas.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Mar 2013 23:20
by member_22872
This is green on green violence onlee. Parrots don't kill another parrot
But Parrots are greenest of green onlee, because they have green feathers onlee, so must be hardcore islamist of all birds...killing of parrot in TSP is blasphemy because Allah like green, parrot is greenest of green, parrot killed, blasphemy onlee...
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Mar 2013 23:40
by Lalmohan
waj the parrot flying with one wing onlee?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Mar 2013 23:41
by RCase
Recently, there waj a poster with an ayesha and goree nazara kufr with the title:
"# My Jihad is to build bridges through friendship", What is yours? (myjihad.org)
This is very conphusing for all the nanha mujahids of Bakistan and is an attempt to cause them to stray from their holy duties. I brobose the following iedvertisemint:
"# My Jeehard is to bum bridges through IEDs and vests", What is yours? (mine-ji-is-hard-organ)
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 14 Mar 2013 18:54
by johneeG
Anurag wrote:Influence of Hindi language and culture in Pakistan through TV. Oh no TSP! lol
Da ankhor jays dat nanhas are phorgetting da mujlim heroj. Ij he repherring to ghori and gajani, hain ji? Da shame onej who looted the sindh and punjab? Wah re wah...
Dhey are talking aj if persian/arabic culture ij dheir baap ka maal...
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
when we went to war with India, almost half a century ago, we were told (mostly through media) that Indians were shorter and thinner and therefore were unfit for fighting. This proved wrong when our army was met with six feet tall Indians in the battlefields.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Pakistani model and actor Ayesha Omar, who is currently starring in drama serial Zindagi Gulzar Hai, was spotted at the Hum TV Awards in a gorgeous camel coloured outfit. Here are a few tips on how to get her look.
So does Ayesha, a citijen of the toe nation have a nice kamil toe?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
when we went to war with India, almost half a century ago, we were told (mostly through media) that Indians were shorter and thinner and therefore were unfit for fighting. This proved wrong when our army was met with six feet tall Indians in the battlefields.
They most probably received Captain Ghuman's personal attention in Faridkot. One good man told me Paki used to pee in the Salwar at the very first sight of his gentle appearance.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 15 Mar 2013 03:19
by Mukesh.Kumar
Spat the RAA agint/s
@ Venugubbudin
Nanha soch. Barrots maybe all green, butt, their be some barrots who are hidden RAA agints. In bicture above you can see that two of them are RAA agints who are doing sharm-sharm theengs to the motorhama.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Pakistani model and actor Ayesha Omar, who is currently starring in drama serial Zindagi Gulzar Hai, was spotted at the Hum TV Awards in a gorgeous camel coloured outfit. Here are a few tips on how to get her look.
So does Ayesha, a citijen of the toe nation have a nice kamil toe?
rcasuddin - du ju habh tasveer of said cameltoe? enquiring mullahs want to knoe (the toe)
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 15 Mar 2013 22:57
by Prem
RCase wrote:So does Ayesha, a citijen of the toe nation have a nice kamil toe?
Pooche Joe Koi ki Camel Toe Kaisee Hotti Hai
PakiChingerr pesh karddoon, ke Toe nation aisse hotti Hai 11
Thoze hu dant Kknou Kaamel Toe Nation TheeOree!! Watch For 30 seconds
NSfw
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 15 Mar 2013 23:12
by kenop
I am suar that the estaff at the zoo hab debeloped debiant behabeor. They are asking phar elephantz phrom kaffir Sri Lanka.It should be kamels they should ask from abar arapian phor pharderz. The phtojus posted hiyar are so insfiring.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 Mar 2013 03:03
by Lilo
^^ Joo mean like the old bicchar of Kammandu "going commando" on the chinese bilather ?
Mean-e-while,
NSN news reborts of a susbicious aurat/mard caught loitering near a PIA ailclaft in Al-Dubai airbort.
Hijj/her intentions are naat cliyar yet.
Eye besonally soch that like all honorople bakistani mard, a burkha ober a soiled salwar whould hape peen more abbropriate instad of the plouse and the cheap 2 bit makeup ....
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 Mar 2013 14:12
by rajanb
Deeyar Maulanerj,
Een the abov piktur eye maid awbservshun. Eberytyme he raijes hij hands he goas kommandoo (hij benis attenshuns). Eye belief bekauj he haj poot hij hands up sow manee tymijes and gaan Kommandoo he haj gawt so maney medalj. Iph ju tarn heem a round you kann cee the doo. Lyke bhen he had at Kargil. Lawt oph doo-doo that lotta kud nawt doo.
Yourj awbsarvashunally
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 Mar 2013 16:22
by anupmisra
RCase wrote:
Pakistani model and actor Ayesha Omar, who is currently starring in drama serial Zindagi Gulzar Hai...
Jindagee guljaar hai. Wow. Life ij like a fool. Fool me onje, ishame on joo, fool me twije ishame on joo all.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Mar 2013 00:50
by member_23858
CAPSHION TYME
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Mar 2013 14:06
by Narad
Ijlaam khatray main...
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Mar 2013 14:15
by Narad
Pindigenously developed single seater, Twin Engine Pindi chana powered multi role combat aircraft.
when we went to war with India, almost half a century ago, we were told (mostly through media) that Indians were shorter and thinner and therefore were unfit for fighting. This proved wrong when our army was met with six feet tall Indians in the battlefields.
Where ij the burld come to?
Eben border security force can be tall?
YAAAAAAAAA ARRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAH!! thij ij konjpirassi! Abbar konspirassi djinns are konbused!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Mar 2013 16:34
by Baikul
martinbaker wrote:CAPSHION TYME
Mr Bhutto: Sun, bhadwe
Loin of Punjab: Kya, g@@ndu?
Mr Bhutto: Yesterdin pindi chana khaya tha kya? Is serious mauke per, Pancho, doosri taraf phyrr kar
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Mar 2013 17:07
by anupmisra
martinbaker wrote:CAPSHION TYME
Ek:
"Aadha tera, aadha mera"
D'oh:
"Hiyar keelub for men?" " Haan ji, Hiyar keelub for paki men"
Teen:
"Joo and I are like peej in a pad. Handjum and looking"
Chaar:
"...and then bilawal asked "papa, main kab prime minijter banoonga?"
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 Mar 2013 22:26
by anupmisra
So, I hiyar that it waj difficult to tell bhich green team waj winning in kirkit match between us momeenj and that kufr mulk south afreeka. Thij time the south afreekanj wore a different color. But pleaj tell me bhy o'allah they wore pink? Waj it to mock uj mardj? Dekho for jourself:
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 18 Mar 2013 03:17
by RCase
martinbaker wrote:CAPSHION TYME
AAZ: Abe Lawhori G@@ndu, zyada sher muth bun! Agar tu true TFTA Baki hai to mijjile cover kar! Don't you see the motormamas at 8 o'clock? Missphyr ho sakta hai.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
ISLAMABAD, March 17: Reports from officials at the International Islamic University Islamabad (IIUI) suggest that the presidency of Dr Ahmed Yousif Al-Draiweesh, who can speak neither Urdu nor English, has been marked by language problems, cultural differences, and irregularities that have increased mistrust and suspicion between the university management and faculty.
Biraders and wimmens,
IIUI sounds very much like SDRE 'Ayyaiyo'. I soch IIUI ij a RAA conspiracy to create differences between uj and arabs.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 18 Mar 2013 16:30
by anupmisra
Biratherj, bhy ij birather ehsanullah giving away hij family sheekretj?
