Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 19 Jan 2012 06:19
by RCase
partha wrote:allah ij anagram of halal. ij it haram?
Birader Partha Mullah, ju are truly a jinn-e-ass! Supanallah, you are so bious that allah haj rebealed this to you. The arabi biraders in bakistan were able to see allah written on the sun too. See thij is broof that allah eggists eberywhere, eben in supanallah, jazzakallah, alhamidullah etc.
But I am aljo conphused. Senior maulaners can clarify - How can halal be equal to allah? Nothing can be equal to allah. Then halal haj to be haram.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 19 Jan 2012 06:32
by RCase
Archanullah,
That taxi is disblaying an ad for Google. Bakis are number one in using google for searches. The ad is disblaying a search rejult for a typical google search done in bakistan. Naw we habe to determine if Arif Hussain Shah ij the name of kamil, gadha, dawg or nanha.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 19 Jan 2012 06:41
by Prem
Taxi is berfect shymbol of TFPA Paakhihhatan, bay da Phare yand enjoi da short ruff ride.
(To Fare Pink/Pure/Paki Ass)
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 19 Jan 2012 21:52
by shiv
Anujan wrote:Pakistan want to mend relations because their economy is in Pakistan
Pakistanis arise from Pakistan
My grate gand-farter Macullay taught me this from his holy book on Pakhanastan
There waj a man from the Makran coast
Hu loved to eat melted shit with gosht
when the gosht saw the shit
it collapsed in a fit
for the shit was it's grandfather's ghost.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 20 Jan 2012 00:53
by Anujan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16641379
Italian goatnapped in Pakistan. This proves Pakistan is a moderate, secular and safe society because less than 10% of foreigners visiting Pakistan get kidnapped.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 20 Jan 2012 00:56
by member_20317
yeh but 100% of Italians get kidnapped. Uska kya?
Lets send Maino Memsaab over there.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 20 Jan 2012 01:04
by Anujan
^^^
Before Italy complains that Italians are kidnapped by Pakistanis, they should realize Pakistanis themselves are victims of being kidnapped by Pakistanis. Why are you blaming them so much? Friendship between all countries is needed to combat the menace of Italians getting kidnapped in South Asia.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 20 Jan 2012 01:18
by Prem
Idda-lian izz onlee kiddnapped , Poaqs arr getting Mushnaapped.
Bhy so much halla gullah, Poaqs arr bictims too. Let IDalian govt bay ransom phor both Poaqs and Iddaalian.
Bakistan izz Mad-rated Asslamic Cuntry knon phor Itz TFPA beeple yand Hospital-anity.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 20 Jan 2012 03:01
by joygoswami
Ha-Laal Toopi Jaahil HamIED..
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 20 Jan 2012 21:08
by Baikul
Anujan wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16641379
Italian goatnapped in Pakistan. This proves Pakistan is a moderate, secular and safe society because less than 10% of foreigners visiting Pakistan get kidnapped.
This story is typical victimization of Pakistan, it's culture and peoples . Clearly the real story is about the hapless victims of the flood, some of whom may have been forced to make temporary guests of the foreigners because they had not been compensated for their losses since 2010. The story clearly says:
The two are believed to be foreign aid workers who were working for a development agency helping victims of the 2010 floods.
In other words, Ju kuffas.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
some jhems bor a beri beri harty laff. dhe bious are salivating bor mor
Mansoor Ijaz has been declared the most envied man in Pakistan according to the latest survey. The poll was conducted among married urban men aged 28-46 and they all agree that Mansoor Ijaz is indeed the luckiest of them all.
onlee bious halaaled abduls.
bhy,
; it is his newfound role as an actor in a dubious music video.
“I thought he was a small-time troublemaker looking for glory, but who needs glory when you get to commentate for a naked female wrestling match,” said a Karachi-based banker, Ali.
sharm sharm
A businessman from Lahore, who wishes to stay anonymous, thinks Mansoor Ijaz’s wife is the coolest woman on the planet. “OMG! There is a woman out there who wants her husband to partake in such activities and was there by his side all the way through. She is definitely a keeper.”
bhat a keeper.buriuosly maalsihing his mijjile.
We always thought that it is the white dudes or the black guys who get to go to places like that, with Mansoor Ijaz in that video, it has given us the courage that we too can do stuff like that in future. All we need is a visa for Europe and some contacts on the other side,” said two high school best friends from an elite Rawalpindi school.
again viza every napaki wonts a viza.
Many lawyers have come forward wanting to represent him thinking it would give them an opportunity to experience his lifestyle. Mansoor Ijaz’s current lawyer has vowed to stay with him through thick and thin for the same reason.
It has been learned through reliable sources that high school kids who showed no interest in English language previously, now want to know the meaning of the words such as ‘tumbling’ and ‘nasty’. One kid even asked his mom if he can name his kitten ‘Double D’. It is not known, yet, if the mother relented.
kache dhem yung.
A local video director is also considering using Mansoor Ijaz to do his music video, however, he does not know if he can afford the rich businessman. He has been told to approach him through his wife, after all, he only relented on his wife’s insistence the first time around.
all excrement bhat bun these days.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 21 Jan 2012 03:02
by anupmisra
Pleaj, see-near maulaners and asshishtant maulaners. Pleaj to egxplain the meaning of thij? Bhy are mard-e-momeen doing pakhani actj in the same paani that they will drink and bathe? Aljo, bhy is injured mard-e-momeen (bith khooni bandages) holding a bandook bith sour face smiley? Bhat ij he sochoing? Hain?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 21 Jan 2012 03:59
by joygoswami
anupmisra wrote:Pleaj, see-near maulaners and asshishtant maulaners. Pleaj to egxplain the meaning of thij?
suarly dis iz wot dey are doin ??
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 21 Jan 2012 07:30
by RCase
It has been learned through reliable sources that high school kids who showed no interest in English language previously, now want to know the meaning of the words such as ‘tumbling’ and ‘nasty’. One kid even asked his mom if he can name his kitten ‘Double D’. It is not known, yet, if the mother relented.
Off course his mother was excited! Her madrassa education taught her that it was for Dawa and Deen!
But questshun is why does nanha mujahid have a kitty and name it? Isn't he supposed to be TFTA and have a mijile and name it Ghori, Hatf, Babur etc.
English language tutorial for the mujahids ... Tumbling and Nasty is like when you downhill ski at full speed and fall flat on your face in a pile of $hit that you put out earlier.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 22 Jan 2012 05:07
by Anujan
PAKISTAN IS HERE TO STAY!!!!*
*the remaining western part of it.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 22 Jan 2012 10:49
by Prem
Philip wrote:Is the houri going to perform the "dance of the seven veils" for Putin and Medvedev?! Russia interacting with Pak will give it a front seat into watching Pak's duplicity and strategy for controlling Afghanistan..
Putin pooche pyar se Yeh mard hai ki Awrat, Kusch Soojhe nahi suun ke iski Boli.
There nutthing behind the Choli, nature kii aise Pholiee.
Khar ko aayye Charr te Tarpi, Kyon Mush meri tuu Pharr
Putin Bolya Pyar se , Tuu pehla kyon nahi Boli
Yeh Nakhre Wakhre kyon, Jaise tuu koi Kumsin Bholie (Fresh and Inncoent)
humm ko Maloom hai ,Tuu nayye tajji Poaqlina Jollie ( Paki Angelina Jolie)
Half izz already gone in , now Let Rest go slowly slowly.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 22 Jan 2012 23:24
by Raja Bose
US State Departments asks Bakistan to conduct Bissfool Chai Biskoot with Blochis - provides Bakistan with Eff Solahs for that purpose
Hiyar ij how the chai biskoot went:
Blochi: Hello Khan sahab. I hiyar joo are hiyar to conduct bissfool dialogue to give us our phreedom? Can I offer you some chai?
Bakistan jernail: Yes yes let me first just step outside to let out...I mean get some air. You know heavy dinner with phorth koujjin's bibi last night in pindi, heh heh.
Bakistan jernail (outside in the open): Falcon 6, clear to strike.
Bakistan fizzle ya pilot (flying Amriki supplied Eff Solah): Jackal 5, this ij Falcon 6. Roger that. Mijjile armed and hot. Mijjile phyrred AoA!
Blochi: Whaaa.....?!
Mijjile hits Blochi meeting house dead on and blows it into smithereens BOOOOM
No more sound coming from meeting house and aal is bhery Bissfool again in Blochistan onlee.
Satisfactory end to bissfool chai biskoot with Blochis. I theenk Blochis are satisfied too with solution to Blochi problem since I not hiyar any sound coming phrom their side (ignore the whistling sound, that waj effect of my heavy dinner last night).
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 22 Jan 2012 23:40
by Raja Bose
Lota hai bhai lota hai, Bakistaniyon ka lota hai, GUPO kar lo!
Bosting phor nostalgic value onlee.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 23 Jan 2012 00:30
by joygoswami
Zaheel Hamied bith hiz Baki Arme doin some Gila-ni-giri.
Plz phorgive the bathetic baki kwality af de vidio.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 23 Jan 2012 00:51
by Vipin_Upadhyay
Lalmullah ujing bery newest takniki to brepare houris, akele akele....or ij it "thighing"?
video deleted by moderator
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 23 Jan 2012 05:30
by Shaashtanga
La-whore-via-kuwait.... i am habby to announce that baki liberal motor-hams hab started polizing the barks of karachi to chase away the beghairat mards & aurats who were commiting zina.... pliss to watch -
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
This is not a parody.This is how Inzi aloo looks like... turned into an Arap doing Lahori logic on WC semifinal 2011
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 23 Jan 2012 06:06
by RCase
Where is Taliban tv? They would had so much fun chasing these mohtarmas with their whips. So much uncovered meat, so much pleasure ... Let them show the way to piety.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 24 Jan 2012 02:15
by Lalmohan
[quote="Vipin_Upadhyay"]Lalmullah ujing bery newest takniki to brepare houris, akele akele....or ij it "thighing"?
glad to see that they are lalchix at least!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 Jan 2012 09:41
by Anujan
Ombaba mentioned Pakistan in his state of the union address and didnt mention India at all!! AK Phyrr!!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 Jan 2012 10:13
by Prem
Anujan wrote:Ombaba mentioned Pakistan in his state of the union address and didnt mention India at all!! AK Phyrr!!
Poaqoodars will broduce more gaas doday dhan dhey did en whole lasht week.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Jan 2012 12:15
by Anujan
How come India has a camel regiment and we don't? India should give us their camel regiment since we are the rightful owners of camels in the subcontinent.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Jan 2012 12:31
by rajanb
bye kipping kaamale regeements Yindoos aar tryeeng to phroof thet thay aar deesendunts of Araps beekaus kamels aar deesendunts frum Arapia.
bhut bhee aar ryghtphul deesendunts opf Araps. Hain jee. see near maulanas and see phar mullahs to koment pleej. Hain ji?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Jan 2012 12:33
by Anujan
They should conduct a plebiscite among the camels. camel issue needs to be solved to prevent the extremists from starting a nuclear war in the subcontinent.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Jan 2012 13:55
by niran
AoA
da SDRE Bhindians did not display any hathiyar on deir Parade, matlab ki dey do nat have any hathiyar other than T72. but eye hape a sawal, why phor there eez 72 aphter "T" does eet denotes tatti(pakhana) 72 baar
aphter dushman hiyar its tope firing?
Salam
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Jan 2012 14:02
by Lalmohan
yindoos habh 700,000 camels in cashmere
everydin they give kanada vija to 1m goats
who yearn to be in the bosom of the pakfatherland
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Jan 2012 20:35
by Altair
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Jan 2012 21:28
by Lalmohan
^^ sherri? haj she gone to mujjside?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 27 Jan 2012 00:41
by joygoswami
oh birathers, behold the buture of Baki Napak Army . Suarly they are in gud hands
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 27 Jan 2012 03:46
by Mahendra
Papa kehte hain bada naam karega
Retard hamara aisa kaam karega
Magar yeh to Allah hi Jaane
Inka asli baap Hain kahaan
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 27 Jan 2012 03:47
by Mahendra
Iliyas Kashmiri vermin third from left?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 27 Jan 2012 03:52
by Mahendra
Maulana Muhabbat
Are you on mullah mail? I need jour bijli e khat pataa for fyoochar reference in Djannath!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 27 Jan 2012 04:18
by Prem
Mahendra wrote:Maulana Muhabbat
Are you on mullah mail? I need jour bijli e khat pataa for fyoochar reference in Djannath!
Mullah Mail izz good tu Nail Da Paki Tail.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 27 Jan 2012 04:22
by Multatuli
Narad wrote (on page 24) :
baki mard-e-momin dancing laike namard-e-momeena
Definitely a Paki Gandu. That's not dancing, it's soliciting. But hey, we are talking about Pukejabi's here: The most Gandu Nation on Earth.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 27 Jan 2012 06:44
by Prem
Kaun Kisko Salami De Hai
Yeh tho Aisa Mukaam Hai
Jo Lay hai woh hi Dey hai!!
Can I offer you some chai?
