Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Rony · Post by **Rony** » 30 Mar 2013 06:01

No Kamment

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 30 Mar 2013 19:00

Joo nwoo that dere ijj sumthinK moar to Bak-Cheeni bilatheri when one pheels dat,

1) Dekhoing him shoot ijj moar exjjiting than shooting py onesalf
2) Prejjing aginst each udder ijj moar exjjiting than prejjing the triggar itsalf

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 31 Mar 2013 02:12

Chheniz arr da beerathers yand Baki arr da Bhenas.
Dono Ki Jorri, Mashallah,Kuffar ka Kya Kehna.

RajeevK · Post by **RajeevK** » 31 Mar 2013 05:12

No kament

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 31 Mar 2013 06:51

Zould he naat be doing Brazilian Mush Lifting eggerzises?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 01 Apr 2013 02:58

Lilo wrote:

Ij that the pattlion komandued by Lal topi Zahil HamIED (pissbeuponhim) praktising 5th generation warfare?

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 01 Apr 2013 03:22

dus percenti with xi jinping-all weather friend reaching out for ?

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 01 Apr 2013 03:36

RCase wrote:
Lilo wrote:
Ij that the pattlion komandued by Lal topi Zahil HamIED (pissbeuponhim) praktising 5th generation warfare?

Rcase ullah ,
I soch apfhter having phour generations begot by each opf their glorious TFTA four farthers, the Bakistani Lal topi Fauj led by Zahil HaM'IED (piss be upon him) ijj now angling phor its 5th Generashun to be now begot by Chinese Fathels .

What joo see in the bicchar ijj propably pre-conjugal fraliking by all the farthels involved (the real one (in plue) + the make belief bunch).
Thijj i soch ijj Pindigenous High Tecknawlagy Genatic engineering, Bakistani eSthyle.

PS: Take THAT joo dutty kuffar Hinjews .

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 02 Apr 2013 04:42

http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... 3#p1432753

He said Pakistan is full of natural resources and it can easily become a self-sufficient country. “We don’t need to buy gas from any other country,” the JUI-F chief argued, saying the problem of load-shedding can be resolved through sensible decision making.

1) baster uploads oph bindi chaana leeds 2 baster downloads. djinn 1st law of downlaods
2) controlled uploads with bindi chaana leads to controlled downloads. djinn 2nd law of down laods.
3) ???
broblem solved. djinn physics logic

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 02 Apr 2013 12:07

krisna wrote:

dus percenti with xi jinping-all weather friend reaching out for ?

PSed....

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 04 Apr 2013 00:28

Birathers I waj socho that Bakistan should declare war on Egypt and Saudi Barbaria. They hab stapped Bakistan phorm winning the War On Phornograaphi. I suar yu all know dij.

Google, the world’s most popular Internet search engine, has found in a survey that mostly Muslim states seek access to sex-related websites and Pakistan tops the list

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Pig Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 3)
Donkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Dog Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 3)
Cat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Egypt (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Horse Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Turkey (No. 3)
Cow Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Goat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1)
Animal Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Morocco (No. 2) Iran (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5)
Snake Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Malaysia (No. 3) Indonesia (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5)
Monkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Indonesia (No. 3) Malaysia (No. 4)
Bear Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 2)
Elephant Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 3) United Arab Emirates (No. 4) Malaysia (No. 5)
Fox Sex: Saudi Arabia (No. 1) Turkey (No. 4)[2]

Egypt is currently #1 for “fat sex.”
Pakistan, Morocco, Turkey and Egypt are at the top of the list when it comes to “animal sex.”
For “children sex,” Pakistan is at #1, Egypt #2 and Iran #3. The most common languages used to conduct the search in are Arabic and Turkish.
For “sexy children,” these results are probably the most disturbing. Pakistan, Syria, Iran, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, followed by Turkey at #9.
For “sexy child,” Pakistan is #1, followed by Iran, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and Turkey. Common languages are Persian, Arabic, and Turkish.
For “homo sex,” Indonesia is #1 , Morocco is at 6.
For “rape,” Pakistan is at 1. Malaysia is at 3.
For “bird sex,” Egypt is at 1
For “ass sex,” Saudi Arabia comes first , followed directly by Egypt and Morocco. Most common language is Arabic

How can Al-Bakistan lose to Egypt, Indonesia and Saudi Barbaria. They should declare war.

WIKI

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Apr 2013 02:01

joygoswami wrote:Birathers I waj socho that Bakistan should declare war on Egypt and Saudi Barbaria. They hab stapped Bakistan phorm winning the War On Phornograaphi. I suar yu all know dij.
Google, the world’s most popular Internet search engine, has found in a survey that mostly Muslim states seek access to sex-related websites and Pakistan tops the list

., followed directly by Egypt and Morocco. Most common language is Arabic[/quote]

Yand our Sackoolar shtill shouts Baki arr Da Beer-atherz.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 05 Apr 2013 10:27

The illectshuns in Bakistan are proving to make Al Bakistan move towards pure Ijlam.

Mysterious are the ways in which allah works. The constipation of Bakistan required candidates to have dickrees yand they thought they could faik it. Since these peepuls became MNAs they did not understand to make constipational ameenmints and are now facing the wrath of the qazis of allah.

Farticles 62 and 63 and supporting the IEDoloji of Al Bakistan will ensure only bious SadDick and Meanie momeens are illected. If a mullah or talipan ij a candidate, can a RO reject hij nomomeenation papers for naat answering religious questshuns correctly?

Ij it permissible by Doctrine of Necessity for candidate to qadrify the RO for being less bious? Will there be a requiremint of praktical demonstrashun of IEDoloji of Al Bakistan?

All praije be to allah as Bakistanese can welcome shariah rule of the talipan shortly. AoA!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 Apr 2013 10:48

Paki IED-In-"O"-Lo- Ji !
"O" like dark deep place in between two half moons.
Ebery Paki shouub be kalled O ji .

James B · Post by **James B** » 08 Apr 2013 05:01

Bhat ij the link between the two

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 Apr 2013 05:10

^^^ are these photus of the aktaars from the phillum 'Peauty and the Peast'?

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 08 Apr 2013 06:05

^^ Did that titlee butterphly (bottom) metamorphoje into that caterpillar (top)? Thij ij a Sufi miracle.
In Arabic "tawbah" meanj "turn around and return". So in Bakistan titlees re-enter cult cocoon and metamorphoje into caterpillars.

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 08 Apr 2013 06:07

Didnt see Carl ji's komment...self IEDed.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 08 Apr 2013 06:44

I phollow latter's teetar's profile while the other phollows me in my Nightmares ?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Apr 2013 07:38

Lukkchuppoqapigiaagarbagarjayyere.

Paki-Taliban Luvfest 69-72?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Apr 2013 07:43

Know joor naybor gaim
Arre Indiano isse pehchanno,kanha sey aaya kaun yeh bhondh?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 08 Apr 2013 09:59

Maulaners I am soching to start my lashkar phor d-e-fending the faithfools phrom bredators and other drone-e-charyas. Bhat name should I give my army?

- Lashkare-e-Lahori-Islamiyat

-Jaanbaaz Hurriyat Al Alami Nishan-e -Tharak

- Lashkar Ul Nifaaz Deobandi

Pliss to give your sugg-e-stions?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Apr 2013 12:26

Gumhurriyat-al-nishan-dum-a-dum-ul-mazhab-i-akbar

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 08 Apr 2013 12:40

Lashkare-Ansarul-Waris-e-Deen

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Apr 2013 14:17

Khilafat-Hazarat-ul-Shahadat-Hurriyat-Binori-Orakzai-Orangi

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 08 Apr 2013 18:52

Bhat sugg-e-stions. Wah Wah. My lashkar ij 401% inspir-e-d onlee.

Bahaar e-Hina-e-Nawab - Chichora Hudood Ul Deoband Wa' Assalam

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Apr 2013 19:02

baikullah - deoband ij yindian onlee... phaibe ishtrypes to ju!!

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 08 Apr 2013 20:02

Lalbrofessor- it ij the in-e-vitable raa agint in my naam-e-lashkar.

I do not mind fibe or even tan stribes if my Ayesha can console-e me aphterwards.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Apr 2013 20:07

du ju mean - riyasat-al-watan anjuman-jaish-i-nizam-tawaifi? hain ji?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 08 Apr 2013 20:15

Eggjactly!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Apr 2013 20:22

jaish-e-rahim-kayamat-o-firangi-farishte

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Apr 2013 21:15

James B wrote:Bhat ij the link between the two

Ij the link between the two called "Fotushopping"? I hiyar it doej wonderj for motormamaj who do not dekho like hoorij. It shavej off a few poundj.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 08 Apr 2013 21:28

The sekund motorma ij bhat ju are bromised as part of your 72.

The phust motorma ij bhat ju actually get.....

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 08 Apr 2013 21:45

Are you sure both are motorhamas? the first one seems to be a clean shaven Hamid Gul

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Apr 2013 21:55

Yany One ritting Baki Verion of Laif Oph Bie behre Poaqjahid get stuck bith genteel animaalz en da middle oph Kave Komblex?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Apr 2013 23:08

bhen ju say "stuck with animal" - bhat ju are boling eggjackly?

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 08 Apr 2013 23:58

James B wrote:Bhat ij the link between the two

Jamesuddin ijnt the link betbeen tha two heeramandi hoors tha shame link bheetbeen PAKHANSTAN AND BANGALDES

I eej meenin, second come out oph phirst onlee

It eej like lucas-mulla says, jabba gibing beirth to wookie in (moon&)STARWARS:Return oph Jeehardee/DRONE WARS/The pathan menace/A new Election/Attack of drones/Ummah Strikes back/Revenge for the shirk

James B · Post by **James B** » 09 Apr 2013 00:06

martinbaker wrote:
Jamesuddin ijnt the link betbeen tha two heeramandi hoors tha shame link bheetbeen PAKHANSTAN AND BANGALDES

I eej meenin, second come out oph phirst onlee

It eej like lucas-mulla says, jabba gibing beirth to wookie in (moon&)STARWARS:Return oph Jeehardee/DRONE WARS/The pathan menace/A new Election/Attack of drones/Ummah Strikes back/Revenge for the shirk

Martin Al-Bakeri, joo are right.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Apr 2013 00:29

Lalmohan wrote:bhen ju say "stuck with animal" - bhat ju are boling eggjackly?

Joo take stuck laik haben in ..uck?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 09 Apr 2013 09:29

Baptions plzz