BTW, to understand the kind of fellow Indians we are dealing with, thanks to 50 odd years of the Congress-Commie combine:
http://jagadguru.in/2007/12/24/offer-to ... president/
These are our oh so secular, holier than thou Indians. I see useless idiots like these debating on various fora on the web and elsewhere, tut tutting Gujarat and Gujaratis.Dear Mr. Musharaff,
As a person of Indian origin, I want to make this offer to you. I know that your intelligence agency is trying to prick India by supporting violence in Kashmir. I also know that they will not rest until Kashmir cedes from India. I have a better proposal to you. If your country’s intelligence agencies give up any claim on Kashmir and stop supporting violent activities in Kashmir, I will do my best to convince the central government to offer you a state which has more money and reserves than Kashmir. If your intelligence agencies accept this proposal, I will try my best to persuade Indian government and people of India to give up on their claims on the state of Gujarat. I will make sure that Indians consider Gujarat to be part of Pakistani territory. You get a richer state than Kashmir and we will be left without a shame called Gujarat. It will then become your headache and Indians can recapture their pride in this world. Mr. Musharaff, please understand us. We don’t want to live with Cannibals and Neanderthals. Period. We tried to sanitize them through democratic means. But they are beyond repair by democracy. It seems Cannibals and Neanderthals are not affected by democracy. Under such a scenario, the only non violent way to get rid of Gandhiji’s birth place is by offering it as a part of a peace treaty with your country. If you want, please take the ownership rights for Gandhiji’s legacy too. We don’t mind it as long as you take the buffoons of Gujarat out of India. If only I had the ears of George Bush, I would have convinced him to send all the people in Gujarat to moon as a part of his NASA initiative. Unfortunately, I don’t have that privilege. So, I am just hoping that you will take Gujarat in lieu of the Kashmir. Even though this won’t send all the Cannibals and Neanderthals out of the planet earth altogether, it will, at least, save India from the shame of having to live along with these cannibals. Cannibals and Neanderthals aren’t totally unfamiliar to your country. Your intelligence agencies had supported them in Pakistan viz a viz Kashmir and Afghanistan issues. I hope you don’t mind managing some more of these characters in your country. I do know that you don’t respect the wishes of Pakistani people favorably and don’t offer them a chance to have democracy. At least, please consider the wishes of millions of Indians who want to export the fruits of democracy to your nation. It will give some legitimacy to your presidency while saving India from the lowly evolved species.
Jagadguru
Jai Ho, modern day Jaichands.