Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 31 Oct 2011 20:45

I abologize iph this bosted bephor..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiGuU31ogHg

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » 31 Oct 2011 22:49

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH2CABcffAo

Ij this man also TFTA, accsent aljo the same?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Nov 2011 00:14

shiv wrote:I abologize iph this bosted bephor..
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Pakistani arr yall IT grra-doo-ate.
I phor Inbreeding and T phor Terrorism.
Did he kommit blashmphemy by shaying ,
Dhank Jew phor eberything?

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 01 Nov 2011 07:25

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 01 Nov 2011 09:57

@Shiv
Thank you veerie mach. I asph shree ate eet. Thanks four veerie thanks.

Purrfect

Awer Baki souljhur is pheepth janerashun. Lyiek awer chinni bhais J20.

anmol · Post by **anmol** » 02 Nov 2011 02:26

Human face of Jamaat e Islami: Attracting Abduls with khushboo (starts at 03:41)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VpswNDI ... age#t=221s

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 02 Nov 2011 16:01

Altair · Post by **Altair** » 02 Nov 2011 19:04

Kasab's pain

partha · Post by **partha** » 02 Nov 2011 20:49

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/busi ... 582749.cms

what doej triple trade mean hain ji? will we send 3 kasabs instead of 1? will indian jails have to triple their biryani output? so many questions onlee.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 03 Nov 2011 21:47

Lalmohan wrote:all of the accused paquis have just been handed UK Visas - all get to stay at her Majesty's pleasure in various locations for periods from 6 months to 2 and a half years, plus pay legal costs

Again, why did these Mujhahid travel to London? Why is bakistan not being provided dossiers first on fixing. This is a kansphiracy by white man to keep TSP down.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Nov 2011 21:51

last time white man gave dossier to ummah leader there was no wmd onlee and look what happened next...

partha · Post by **partha** » 04 Nov 2011 02:26

if i waj pcb chairmard, i would naat hab chosen salman butt in the first place. hij name souds like "sell ma butt".. i would hab become cautious.

partha · Post by **partha** » 04 Nov 2011 02:35

several ideas to restore h&d:

butt, asif and aamer should announce retirement. then it will be retired bakistani players involved in spot fixing. they can always come out of retirement aphter they come out of jail.

claim that spotfixing ij a comblex pasthun tradition which the west doej naat understand.

brush it under the carbet by saying: yaaawn..so what ij new.

usej thij to get more aid by claiming thij will only lead to more spot fixing. bromise to fight spot fixing with aid. request for drones and f solahs.

iph above doesj naat work check the world map for any flotillas moving towards joo land. start outraje.

archan · Post by **archan** » 04 Nov 2011 06:31

I like the retardment idea. How doej the baki come out of retardment hain ji?

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 04 Nov 2011 10:45

Actual screen capture from cricinfo.

Too bad they changed the headline shortly after.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 04 Nov 2011 17:10

^^ Rest assured that Butt will be thoroughly fingered in the prison.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 04 Nov 2011 17:44

and so will majeed

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 05 Nov 2011 23:24

Phor the bast phew dins I am dekhoing that our nasional akhbar oph londanistan pee-pee-chee has hallaled our region. There is no longer a "South Asia" sexsion in the pee, pee, and chee duniya.

I ask the jirga why

why

why.......

?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 06 Nov 2011 07:29

partha wrote:several ideas to restore h&d:

....
usej thij to get more aid by claiming thij will only lead to more spot fixing. bromise to fight spot fixing with aid. request for drones and f solahs.

iph above doesj naat work check the world map for any flotillas moving towards joo land. start outraje.

Just like all other problems.... claim Bakistan is also victim of spot fixing. International community needs to be patient and more understanding. Bakistan has already sacrificed more than three people in spot fixing. IPL is raping and killing 1000s of budding Baki players. Core issue of IPL needs to be solved. The world needs to give more aid to Bakistan to fight spot fixing.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 06 Nov 2011 07:50

Daktar sab, let us teach you the fine art of groping practiced in Bakistan ... In such situations it is important to deal with a firm upper hand, like this... Waisa nahi pakadthe, Aisa pakadthe hain!

niran · Post by **niran** » 06 Nov 2011 11:00

Diyar Aditor Janab,
eye bring grave tidings
Mulla-e-alla janab dusnumbri hape in his infinite wisdom delegated kalacoats
in defense oph 3 istoogies in Bartania, this will delay the free lodging at Greybar hatil
oph the istooges in Bartania, may eye humbly saggest a jirga be formed and issue required
fartgwa.

Salam

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 06 Nov 2011 17:23

Maulaners. Eggzactly bhat ij praaplem hiyar? Girls bere 11 years no?

Paedophile imam jailed after girls he abused 27 years ago come forward to nail him

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 06 Nov 2011 21:39

shiv wrote:Maulaners. Eggzactly bhat ij praaplem hiyar? Girls bere 11 years no?

Paedophile imam jailed after girls he abused 27 years ago come forward to nail him

If he had married them, as per sunnah it would have been okay. It is discriminashun and a conspiracy against pious maulaners. That is why Shariah law is needed in Bartannia. If he were in Bakistan, judge sahib would have looked at his pious face and exonerated him of all the charges.

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 06 Nov 2011 22:41

Pakistani Kabaddi Team in Des

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... arena.html

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 07 Nov 2011 00:28

^^ Thats an old old pic.
Telegraph should know better

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 07 Nov 2011 11:58

^^^ that is a YYY conspiracy to show the Bakis in bad light. This is a doctored photo. This is showing that 1 SDRE mard == 5 TFTA mard. That is not possible. Everyone knows that 1TFTA mard == 10 SDRE mard.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Nov 2011 13:53

shiv wrote:Maulaners. Eggzactly bhat ij praaplem hiyar? Girls bere 11 years no?

Paedophile imam jailed after girls he abused 27 years ago come forward to nail him

the real prablem is that even aphtear 27 yeayars an intarpratar ij rekvired - that meanj mauler did naat manage to kanvart al-bartannia to ishpeaking the zabaan oph the pee-leavers

Nick_S · Post by **Nick_S** » 07 Nov 2011 14:11

OMG.... zionists haaf built new jeadly veapans.

Zionist mosquitoes and infidel viruses amongst us

http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/8526/ ... mongst-us/

(Caution adhvizd to mah fallow SDREs - You might lose some brain cells reading that)

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 07 Nov 2011 19:51

Asif would get drunk and thrash me: Veena Malik

On Asif being physically violent He has physically attacked me, and that too not once, but several times. If he can do it to me, I'm sure he can do it to anyone. He would get drunk and thrash me. There have been occasions when the next morning, oblivious of everything, he would ask, 'Maine lagaya kya yeh zakhm?' You should speak to my makeup artiste and he will tell you how he would conceal all the bruises and scratches. I remember seeing him once thrashing the girl he was dating, before he met me. Usne baalon se uss ladki ko pakda aur maara. He even called her a prostitute. He told me, the girl was blackmailing him for using her. He has slapped me for no reason in front of his friends. Once, I asked him why he did it, he told me, 'I slapped you because you were speaking to another guy. How dare you do that?' On another occasion, he hit me hard when the food that I had prepared for his friends wasn't sufficient. I told him, 'Sirf aadha ghanta do, main aur khaana bana deti hoon'. He didn't listen to what I said and slapped me instead.

http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes ... -malik-bhi

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 07 Nov 2011 20:02

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jtl3s8geMw

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 08 Nov 2011 00:38

The TFTA Mard team of Pakistan was defeated in Kabaddi by the team of USA., by the score of 43 to 39.

Norway defeat Spain by 49-35.
Italy defeat Argentina by 68-8.
USA defeat Pakistan by 43-39.

Faridkot, Nov 2: Kabaddi World Cup Results:
Australia defeat Nepal by 59-23 in first match.
Canada beat Afghanistan by 63-15 in second match.
India defeat Germany by 70-18 in third match.

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 08 Nov 2011 00:40

And today Pakistan almost lost to Italy 50-37 .

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Nov 2011 00:44

SBajwa wrote:And today Pakistan almost lost to Italy 50-37 .

Bakistan izz a Lostland oph Sooth Aazia . Zeck da L&M patni patang wala dore, eye asked a kewstion.

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 08 Nov 2011 02:49

Nick_S wrote:OMG.... zionists haaf built new jeadly veapans.

Zionist mosquitoes and infidel viruses amongst us
http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/8526/ ... mongst-us/

(Caution adhvizd to mah fallow SDREs - You might lose some brain cells reading that)

This ij blaspheamy. Ju kaphir. Be dont need prain sells. Be hap the pook.
Bhy uje prain bhen ebherything ij in the pook?

Eye declair joo "Waaj ee bull qatl" phor thiz.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Nov 2011 03:02

A nu kategory oph Poak koming oot now, Yindian kalls dhem Waaz-i-full PILF.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 Nov 2011 07:28

Lalmohan wrote:
shiv wrote:Maulaners. Eggzactly bhat ij praaplem hiyar? Girls bere 11 years no?

Paedophile imam jailed after girls he abused 27 years ago come forward to nail him
the real prablem is that even aphtear 27 yeayars an intarpratar ij rekvired - that meanj mauler did naat manage to kanvart al-bartannia to ishpeaking the zabaan oph the pee-leavers

Ummm.... bhat to do. Maulana waj looking in the mirror and felt he waj so close to 72. Bhy bather?

Pattom · Post by **Pattom** » 09 Nov 2011 03:11

Sex with animals linked to penis cancer

Oh dear, Pakis, now your tall, fair, erect, tight-assed penises are going to fall off. The streets will be strewn with Abdul appendages. Whatever will the Ayeshas do?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Nov 2011 08:50

[quote="Pattom"]Sex with animals linked to penis cancer
Bechara Mujahid kya karrega !!

Yeh Jannat bhi lai lo,
Yeh hoorenn bhi lay lo
Bhalle cheen lo meri ,
Keemat,
Khotti Chavani ,
Magar mujh ko lowta dho oh lajjat roohani,
Woh Khusbu ki Poonchal , owrr Paki Jawani .

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 09 Nov 2011 16:16

Kindly gibe sum capusn pleaze.

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 09 Nov 2011 16:17

bhy cant aie post imaze of our birathers.. Iz this a sazish of raa???