Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

[sudhan]

Bhy phor theej kuffars buplicizing the tactics of our suar-phyrr baki army, hain ji?

Decisive shalwar wetting and effective pant browning were conceived and perphected by the baki army.. beriod!!

(and ahem.. also surgical downhill skiing)

[anupmisra]

"Heyyyy!!!! From hiyar, I can see my.....(look Ma, no handj)"

[krishnan]

thats some GUBO position

[RamaY]

bhy is that khaki-jihadi practicing yoga? isnt yoga unislamic?

[Lalmohan]

no, he ej head obhar heels in labh bhith taller than mountain dost and amreeki deeper penetrating than moab jarnail

[anupmisra]

SUARco's next moon mission: ApolloPak-1. Wait till you see ApolloPak-2 (to infinity and beyooonnnd!!). (Developed with generous funding from selling Canadian Vijas).

[Lalmohan]

hajj the ghoDa been eating pindi chana?

[RCase]

Thin ij the model that runs on paani that was invented by birader who made a limo to run on water .... (as seen on TV). Well this model runs on 60% water and the rest on the staple food of Bakistan (ghaas). Mark II of this model will run on 100% water (after Kashmir is fatahed). Prablem ij that the evil yindoo banias keep stealing our water and give us only 60% instead of 100%.

[Prem]

hajj the ghoDa been eating pindi chana?

Powlfs haab imbroved noww. Massa Komblained abowd PindiChanna sboiling Gubo bleausress.
Now gaas iss broudced att da phurst sign of Indian Army abboraching PAA.

[anupmisra]

Mark II of this model will run on 100% water (after Kashmir is fatahed). Prablem ij that the evil yindoo banias keep stealing our water and give us only 60% instead of 100%.

Case-em-ullah, joo are so correkt. Yindooj even ishteal bijli from that paani before releajing it into our mulk. That paani ij ujeless far our uje.

[negi]

Mullah Miss-Raw that ghoda ij powered by the berbetual machine built by Azam-e-Suarco Sultan Bashiruddin who haj built an engine to extract energy from Djinns.

[Mahendra]

After living for a few weeks in Bakistan, that Ghoda will become Gadha. Just like a few trips to Bakistan made a Gadha out of the Monkey Shanker Aiyar. The Bakis dont believe in evolution but do believe that the Gadha is the last step in their evolutionary cycle.

[Sudip]

AoA i post my 300th post with piss b on his face ayatollah SHZ

[Anujan]

Indeed. The pleasure of gupo are many .....

[member_20617]

This ij brilliant! 2 goats to u!

[Lalmohan]

are yindoos extracting hydrogen and theyarphour hydrogen-atim-bum fraam the paani that they are ishtealing fraam us?

[anupmisra]

are yindoos extracting hydrogen and theyarphour hydrogen-atim-bum fraam the paani that they are ishtealing fraam us?

Jee hanh!! Evil Yindooj ishteal bijli and hydra-gin fram paani and only releaj ox-e-gin for us pakij. Pleaj to advije us, Lalmullah-e-khullamkhullah, bhat to do with all free thij liquid ox-e-gin.

[Lalmohan]

ju say the djinn has taken the form of an ox!
i phear this is anathar yindoo plaat with theyar kaffir shiva and his nandi-bull
on the athar haath, iph the djinn is taking faarm oph the hydra, then the greek kaffirs are also behind us...
with so many peepal behind us, unkil and taller birather better dekho out faar more action to the rear!!
now only the multi-headed bull djinn can bachao us!!

[Dilbu]

Don't make the bakis releaje the Jf-17 bandaar.

[partha]

daaDi ki kasam i yam outrajed. our ghaji army haj become so ineffective that it cannot stop a mere beardless kufr bureaucrat from leaving the country.

[Prem]

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quote="anupmisraJee hanh!! Evil Yindooj ishteal bijli and hydra-gin fram paani and only releaj ox-e-gin for us pakij. Pleaj to advije us, Lalmullah-e-khullamkhullah, bhat to do with all free thij liquid ox-e-gin.

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Poaqhanoo drink= Ox-dispensed Liquid Dginn .
Drunk Nati-anally?

[RCase]

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This ij brilliant! 2 goats to u!

Shan-ka-raa-mullah, my birdader mujahid, many thanks! While-you-cum-salam!

[Anujan]

Now Amreeka will understand not to bother us about the bad Haqqani. If they press us too much about the bad Haqqani, the good Haqqani gets it!!

[partha]

http://tribune.com.pk/story/329687/haqq ... -pakistan/

Former Ambassador will return to Pakistan on four days’ notice to join the proceedings, if and when required to do so by the commission

[Sriman]

Now Amreeka will understand not to bother us about the bad Haqqani. If they press us too much about the bad Haqqani, the good Haqqani gets it!!

I think you have the good and the bad Haqqanis mixed up, Birader.

[rajanb]

"Heyyyy!!!! From hiyar, I can see my.....(look Ma, no handj)"

Thet eej Gernail Basha's, the Pasha oph eye ess eye's reeplaicemunt, shoing uj thet he eej kapabel oph takeeng the gubonatural pojishun oph the hed of eye ess eye. Bhee awr in saphe moothis birathers.

[partha]

http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/10016 ... -feminist/

Who says I can’t be a Muslim feminist?

hab joo tried asking the mullah at the local masjid hain?

[Lalmohan]

the mullah thunk that being a feminist meant doing ahem to females (instead of the usual...)

[niran]

Diyar aditoor Janab,

eye hape a pooch, dis infedal akhbaar sayej

Pakistani siblings married to get Bartania citizenship

pliss to be aquiring propar fatghaw before reading

Ali has been given a 12-month sentence, suspended for two years; Awan was given a ten month sentence suspended for two years, and ordered to carry out 200 hours’ unpaid work; Usman Ali Khan was given a ten month sentence; Rizwan Khan was jailed for 15 months; and Shazadi was given a 12 month sentence, suspended for two years, and ordered to carry out 200 hours’ unpaid work.

pliss to be eggsplanning wat in the name of namakool wahiyat badbudaar mushraff eez Sapended sentence? eet sound intriguing.

Salam.

[archan]

I think the momeen will pe susbended phrom some (lambbost type) thing phor 2 saal. I think thij ij a gross biol-e-shun of pyooman rights.

[Lalmohan]

in paqui jannat, the mujahid is strapped to a wagon wheel which is suspended from the cieling. the mujahid is then swung to and fro and rotated between gubo masters around a large dark room as he remains strapped to the wheel

[Anujan]

Pakistan has innovated on the cousin-marrij technology and has taken it to the next logical step and londonistan is jealous.

It is all western propaganda by the RAW, CIA, Mossad, Zionist and Freemason controlled western press.

[partha]

egjiting match going on in south asia. i cant sleep. shah rukh khan vs shirish kunder. of course i support shah rukh KHAN.

[Lalmohan]

curiously half the bradford paquis when interviewed by media about rioting/race relations/benefit fraud/incest usually give their names as shah rukh khan...

[Anujan]

I along with 13,000 brothers, sisters, first cousins and uncles (in other words, my close family) are going to the moon and from there applying for amreeki citizenship!! Newt-e-Gingrich promised to make us citizens!!

[Angre]

Biraders, AoA
A kweshun for the senrio maulaners.
Bhat is a farce-multiplier?

[archan]

^ Diyar mullah gussa,
I pelieve it ij a case of tybographikal mistake. I think bakistan ij the phart multiblier phor cheena. Cheena ij known to have bhery bhery sobhestikated stink factories (anyone hu has lived close to their abartment can attest) and are master at counter-feiting intellegence. Bakistanese have also broven to pe masters at conter-feiting yindoo currency over the years. Hence bakistan can pe the phart multiblier phor cheena, strengthening cheena's stink.

[Prem]

Pharce multifirer izz kommonaly undershtood azz back thurst en Gubo Sexxion. Baki Brezident ZarBinDarri izz bromizing phull Brazilian bleazures as Bride of Chuky

[rsharma]

Biraders,

Bhaat ij thij newj I am hearing all over the blace ?

That "Katrina" aka"Chikni Chameli" is going to join the Air Force of Yindoos acrass the border?
How much sach ij there in this khabar?
IF true, it ij aaf grave concern to us, pecauje if "Katrina" ij joining their Air Force, She will suarly distract the atten-shun aaf our TFTA Thundar-Bandar, by do-o-fying her latke-jhatke, in the event they meet up in the ishky.

Bhery grave sit-oo-ashion i say.

Cant we kantakt our birader Salamander Khan and ishtop Katrina from joining the yevil enemee's air force?

Jours concern-unglee,

Mullah R

[partha]

biradher mullah r,

naat to worry. we hab our haseena atim bum.