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Ju habe to realeyes ijlamic science's constipation to the world. Ijlam contributed to the invenshun of the railway. That ij the world's first ijlamic enveeronmental phriendly, high sbeed pull-it train of Bakistan. It haj seerius horse powered generated by ghas feed internal compulshen injin (of course there ij no compulsion in reelijun of peas).
Ju habe to realeyes ijlamic science's constipation to the world. Ijlam contributed to the invenshun of the railway. That ij the world's first ijlamic enveeronmental phriendly, high sbeed pull-it train of Bakistan. It haj seerius horse powered generated by ghas feed internal compulshen injin (of course there ij no compulsion in reelijun of peas).
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Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: Did he though? I mean, were there four mask edukated, bious witnesses? You kould just be kufr RAA ajent.
Or wurse, a jew. Still we will take it aj a fakht iph nawaii-wakt haj reported it:
Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: Pekauje he was in a race with the national bird. And 72 suarvirgins were waiting for him on the other side.
And all the chikin could do waj to drop tripe.
Ansar: Did he though? I mean, were there four mask edukated, bious witnesses? You kould just be kufr RAA ajent.
Or wurse, a jew. Still we will take it aj a fakht iph nawaii-wakt haj reported it:
Your ansar ij right there.Bakistani preaks the wurld rekord, krosses the road ahead of chikin.
Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: Pekauje he was in a race with the national bird. And 72 suarvirgins were waiting for him on the other side.
And all the chikin could do waj to drop tripe.
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Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: (Zimble onlee). Peecauj thefood ghass waj greener on the other side.
Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: (Zimble onlee). Peecauj the
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TV host realizes Pakistan is really Porkistan. Requests Govt to give dog food to starving kids.
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Harami Gul comedy show and Geostrategic diss-cuss-ion for the mental aptitude of Goats
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Bak issues nukaleer threat to yindia. Pak will uje its atim bumaa againest yindia, pak is an atami taakat with atami salahiyat
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Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: Don't you try to deny the two nashun theory. Qaid-e-ajam rejerved the other side for nakistanis.
Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: To slow down the coal truck. (too soon?)
Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: To get away from the polio workers.
Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: The brain eating amoeba waj driving (him).
Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: Squirrel!
Ansar: Don't you try to deny the two nashun theory. Qaid-e-ajam rejerved the other side for nakistanis.
Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: To slow down the coal truck. (too soon?)
Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: To get away from the polio workers.
Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: The brain eating amoeba waj driving (him).
Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: Squirrel!
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The answer is the road was more bious
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Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: Becauje bakistan has atim bum.
Ansar: Becauje bakistan has atim bum.
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Oh sorry let me try again
Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: becauje Bakistan is itself the bhictim of kross, no sorry road, no sorry bakistan.
Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: becauje Bakistan is itself the bhictim of kross, no sorry road, no sorry bakistan.
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Haz-rat Jahil Ham-IED (Piss be upon him) does anal-ISIS on kufar India
India planning to Pitwao Pakistan from Maghrabi taakatein
India planning to Pitwao Pakistan from Maghrabi taakatein
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Biradhers iph joo hap time, and don't have anything to do, like mee.
Plij to see thij bideo oph Jahil Ham-IED (PBUH) saying the solu-son oph kashmeer issue.
Biradher sayj that Qaid-e-ajam sent the pathans in 47, but the otherj don't agree, kyon ji?
Plij to see thij bideo oph Jahil Ham-IED (PBUH) saying the solu-son oph kashmeer issue.
Biradher sayj that Qaid-e-ajam sent the pathans in 47, but the otherj don't agree, kyon ji?
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all the Al-Bakistan's Masails in one bideo.
Notice the bremature mijjile Phyrr at 0:35 seconds - AOA
Notice the bremature mijjile Phyrr at 0:35 seconds - AOA
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Pakistan successfully Fires Hybrid Armed Cruise Stealth Missile
Rawalpindi Nov 12: Pakistan scientists from the Pakistan Institute of Technology (PIT) in SUPARCO and the islamic scientists from the International Institute of Islamic Science (IIIS) were jubilant earlier today as they cheered the successful firing of its first hybrid missile. Dr. Pervez Hoodboy, independent commentator said "Based on earlier designs Pakistan acquired from North Korea in the last decade, the newer 200% indigenous pakistani missiles can attack land based, air based, or underwater target with great accuracy and at blinding speed. Land based targets are easy but Pakistan is a poor country and we cannot afford 3 different types of missiles [ed: for land, air, and sea, presumably] and so Pakistani scientists have been working in secret for more than 5 years. As always, Islamic science was key to making this technology work". Today's successful journey of test missile "Ghazni VII" validates that the missile could be used on targets underwater, as it can on air and land targets.
After a smooth take off and a swift movement away from visual range, the rocket dived underwater and shortly afterwards was reported to have obliterated the underwater target with great accuracy. Dr. Bakr al-fakhr, a visiting islamic scholar from Saudi Arabia was excited to share his view of the test: "normally missile tests are rote and boring affairs involving engineers, but this missile was powered by science and faith working in harmony."
NSN journalists report that three hundred imams chanted in unison in an underground bunker near the launch site for the final hours before the launch. Special islamic sensors in the rocker picked up on the islamic radiation from the chanting and gave it the final kick required for proper functioning of on board computers". A unnamed source from ISPR sneered as he sipped his Glenfiddich: "the Indian dogs can make fake claims of going to mars, but they should know that they cannot run or hide from Pakistan given today's glorious achievement." (Staff Reporter: NSN)
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A philosopher wondered: In bakistan, does bakistan float or sink?
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Depends if the Pakistan is 'garam hawa' numa or 'aabdoz numa'.
One would float, the other would sink...
One would float, the other would sink...
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Thot oph the din: If allah turned out to be a woman .... counting to 72 is going to be really hard.
edit: there ij a race on, and nobody told us. ginnej kitaap of rekords, are you counting?
edit: there ij a race on, and nobody told us. ginnej kitaap of rekords, are you counting?
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link please.Tuvaluan wrote:Pakistan successfully Fires Hybrid Armed Cruise Stealth Missile
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"link please."
Err..you need links for positive paki news in BENIS? Let me just respond with a straight face that this is direct from NSN and access cannot be gained from outside pakistan. Please do read the article carefully..I know it is hard to separate fact from fiction in Pakistan these days but...
Err..you need links for positive paki news in BENIS? Let me just respond with a straight face that this is direct from NSN and access cannot be gained from outside pakistan. Please do read the article carefully..I know it is hard to separate fact from fiction in Pakistan these days but...
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nice to see NSN make a come back
long may the palm fronds sway on the sunny shores of tuvalu
long may the palm fronds sway on the sunny shores of tuvalu
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Glad to see the leading voice of the lal masjid revolution providing comfort to lost mujahids in these dark days -- may the wielders of kendostyx continue to assault soft body parts with great force.
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the problem with the wielding of kendostyx is that the soft body parts do not remain soft for long...
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Sit down children, and I will tell you some Hokes (Jay is pronounced aj Hech in pingreji, it ij still written as a jay).
No, not the
No, not the
kind of cheap joke. Or evenKuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: Pekauje he hurd the clock timer in Apdul's jacket.
Theje are cheep shots. I will not try to tell you;Kuschen: Why did the bakistani kross the road?
Ansar: Pekauj the dokaits were on a hunger strike on this side of the road.
pekauj that would be under the pelt (without a mopile remote!). I will only tell you good Hokes. Not like some beeble who sayKnock, knock...
Who ij there?
IED...
Edhi?
No, IED mubarak. Edhi comej aphterward.
pekauje thats not remotely funny in a land of bieces. I will tell you good Hokes. LikeKnock, nock..
....
Hide under the ped Rinkle!
So, sit down children and listen karefully. I will tell you some Hokes.What did Apdul say to the maulvi?
Not tonight, I have a bulbuddin ghusaomatyar situation.
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Deer peelivers,
Do joo think thish alignment is right? No, not the alignment oph the starr, joo kufr. I meant alignment of suupa pawah with ijlamic cunt'ries like saudi barbaria & quarter.
Do joo think thish alignment is right? No, not the alignment oph the starr, joo kufr. I meant alignment of suupa pawah with ijlamic cunt'ries like saudi barbaria & quarter.
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Peregrine wrote:Investors keen to come to Pakistan: PM
Really?Cheers
Investors keen to come in Pakistan. Rear Entry Permit Department oben.
Korrected .
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Investors keen in Pakistan means Dawood Ibrahim eij in Bakistan and will open more mujra ilakas all over bakistan.
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bhy eej french pooch pooching aphtar al-saud bin musharraff?
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While Nirindr Modi of Yindia ij attending G20 summit, Bakistan will be attending the G420 summit. A rock star welcome is scheduled at the Al-Bones arena for the Baki PM. Baki PM will demand beg imdad from the rest of the world, as it ij the sole malsic atimi takat of the world. He will also be making the case to celebrate World IED mubarak day as a gift from Bakistan to the rest of the world.
Tight sikurity has been made as theje leaders are the biggest 420s of the world.
Tight sikurity has been made as theje leaders are the biggest 420s of the world.
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China assures completion of 13 energy projects by 2017
Who wlote thij?Lily LunChus • a day ago
Oul deepel then gutter and wettel then fountain fiends in bakistan nevel undelstand thet Polk eatin makes eyes small so vision is mol focussed. Pakis should undelstand thet Polk meat not give polio. It Ij veli safe to eat. If eat then we rebored you with mol nucleur ready to phyre bums and tell nolth kolea to send mol unpainted dong-no-cum II mijjiles - thank yu veli much
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A pikchure ij ....
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Bhat iph Al bakistani soljers got inpheriority complix aphter all the lunn watching?
No wonder they surrendered to koophar yindoos without phyrring mutch pullets
No wonder they surrendered to koophar yindoos without phyrring mutch pullets
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Thij open clothj to see cut tech-no-lodgy with gun in hand eij eggsplained by bakis due to many baki sintifk rijjun. But thij apply only to baki mardj and not khuddar donkey mardj. Thij show baki hab soo-pee-rear djinn taknik (only in presence of guns) unlike donkeys.
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^^^ It ij sort of sad. The jenerails forced this gay training on entire bakistani fauj (the piggest institution) and now they kan do nuthing put look for d1cks and d1ck-tators.
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Evary thread should hgave a verjion obh this Holi hoke. Todin, we schip kotton brodukts instead of rice (which we will ship to china another din).
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Der Schipfment
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Hans Gruber,
Wischelmatrasse,
Munchen, Germany.
Der last schipuent uf kotten ve get from you on der Schip vas mit die einwandererin und schidt mixt. Der kotton tovel vas gut enuff to throw but der einwanderer schpoils der trade. Ve did not see der Abdul in der sample vich you sent us before.
It takes too much money to pick der Abdul and siene durds from der kottern tovels. Ve order Kleen kotten, und you schip einwanderer mitt der kotten.
Ve could ship you der kotten in vun sak, and der Abdul und die schidt in anoder sack. Please inform if ve should schip back der Abdul und keep kotten, or schip back der whole schitten verks.
Ye vant to do ride in diss matter, budt ve do not diss einwanderer schidt buisiness like.
Mitt much respect,
Hans Gruber.
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Hans Gruber,
Wischelmatrasse,
Munchen, Germany.
Der last schipuent uf kotten ve get from you on der Schip vas mit die einwandererin und schidt mixt. Der kotton tovel vas gut enuff to throw but der einwanderer schpoils der trade. Ve did not see der Abdul in der sample vich you sent us before.
It takes too much money to pick der Abdul and siene durds from der kottern tovels. Ve order Kleen kotten, und you schip einwanderer mitt der kotten.
Ve could ship you der kotten in vun sak, and der Abdul und die schidt in anoder sack. Please inform if ve should schip back der Abdul und keep kotten, or schip back der whole schitten verks.
Ye vant to do ride in diss matter, budt ve do not diss einwanderer schidt buisiness like.
Mitt much respect,
Hans Gruber.
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Germans resbct us. py naat habing German in iskools - kafir India wil loje out to us.
Germans resbct us. py naat habing German in iskools - kafir India wil loje out to us.
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Baki fauji ij doing lungi dance with SDRE birader with a demonstrashun of cutting edge take-no-logy.
Baki fauji ij doing lungi dance with SDRE birader with a demonstrashun of cutting edge take-no-logy.
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If Yindians do naat learn German, then they bill naat no haw to write letter to Germans. Means, Bakistan can increase exports of rice mit schit and schidt und kotten tovel.
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und einwanderen Abdul can spread biss in kafir Germany before peeing rebatriated mit dankeschon in ein bodybagen.RCase wrote:If Yindians do naat learn German, then they bill naat no haw to write letter to Germans. Means, Bakistan can increase exports of rice mit schit and schidt und kotten tovel.