Bharat Rakshak

Last page of previous dhaaga Which has achieved its 72. Before the phorum members complain about the previous dhaaga committing soosai, they should realize the dhaaga itself victim of soosai. BENIS dhaaga is the biggest victim of soosai.

The brevious BENIS dhaga ij enjoying pindayllion ka gooda cloaked in sathar layers of kapada of 72 hooris!

Saffron cultural aggression across the Yellow Sea by Jaa-bhey Nautanki

I know Pakistani women who ask their husbands when they visit India to fetch them sindoor, the vermillion mark worn by married Hindu women in the parting of the hair. Partly this could be the influence of Hindi movies. There are Pakistani women who also want their husbands to give them the mangalsutra, a special necklace that symbolises matrimony for Hindu women.

Jahil HamIED: Dekhiye, yeh RAA kanspiracy ke effect of Saas Bahu serials and Bollywood on the bious wimmens of Bakistan. Naw they want sindhoor. Pretty soon they will be celeprating kadwachauth, instead of IED and sighting the moon. Bhat will happen to the momins right to talaq, if the wimmens show off their mangalsutra? Mens will be applying tilak on their forehead to show their sawab. We will be losing all our Arab traditions.

That ij why Yindia wants MFN status badly, to send tons of vermillion. saffron bands, agarbathis, chandan, dhoop, camphor etc.

There hasnt been an attempted joke in several threads, so here goes a bad one:

A ventriloquist goes to the lawhore joo. Bored with the lonely tiger, and a camel and half a dozen goats, he tries throwing his voice for entertainment.

At first he finds scaring the odd abdul with throwing off the tiger's roar amusing, but they just throw stones at the poor animal, so its not funny anymore. Instead he gets chatting with the proud zookeeper who decides to show him the zoo personally.

As the zookeeper is noting that the other tiger had just died of gangrene, the ventriloquist throws his voice noting, "grrrr the ******** killed him!". Moving on to the camel, he comes up with, "save me, the tiger's going to take it out on me".

The zookeeper is amazed and cuts the tour short. " Dont listen to the goats", he says, "they are lying".

^^^ Martial la in the lawhore zoo. Pissfools enjoy the company of goats. Good one Shreeman - ullah. Ju Kufr, ju imblying that there are goats in the zoo. Even goats need sanctity of zoo in al - Bakistan to save themselves -Hain ji?

^^^ While there is inspiration. Let me stink up the joint good:

Abdul buys a tiket on PIA from karachi to Pishour. His luggage is a heavy metal trunk/suitcase. This wins abdul additional sekurity screening.

Where are you going and why, he is asked. My cousins are going to get married, and i have to drive the grooms car. Whats is the suitcase? Wedding presents.

They open the case and it has just metal plates stacked end to end. They x-ray the plates but it is just thick steel. Other than charging a lot of extra baggage fee, nothing to be done. Abdul can fly. The flight is already delayed and abdul insists on carrying his case in the cabin now.

The plane takes off after this delay and as it approaches pishour, we finbd abdul looking at his watch, crouching on his case instead of his seat. It is not prayer time, yet, surely, ask the passangers and attendents.

The joke's on you, replies abdul. We are flying over my coujins house and it is already time for hij baraat.

Ayesha's Kitab-e-Chehra status:

"Bang Bang Tonight ".. Feeling Excited! - With Kashif and Hameed..

Next Status: What a disappointment..Haidar was better.
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Result of Indian Movies being screened in Pakistan...

So waj Haidar better than Kashif and Hameed in Bang Bang?

The TV serial conspiracy of RAA eij naat work becauj arap has blurred relationships into bious non-caste fog of unjahiliya. It eij naat qanq-panq and nothing is like kufr society. Even goats are now unjahiliya in land of bure.

Eij victory of bious over kufr.

Un-fooled by kooffr,
Fog-in-victory-ullah

STFUP dhaaga becomes BENIS and BENIS becoming standup joke dhaaga.

partha wrote:So waj Haidar better than Kashif and Hameed in Bang Bang?

Opveeously! ayesha waj going 'Hai, Dhere! Hai, Dhere!'
In brevious situation, ayesha waj dissappointed 'kash, if only... humain eid ki chand pe le jatae to bang bang hota!

Pakistani charity figure robbed

The Karachi residence and charity headquarters of Abdul Sattar Edhi, one of Pakistan's leading providers of charity, was robbed on Sunday by armed men who made off with hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash, gold and silver (BBC). Edhi's foundation provides free social services. The 86-year-old Edhi told the BBC: "I am heartbroken. After everything I have done, I never thought I'd be violated like this inside my own home." The robbery sparked outrage from across the political spectrum, as both Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif and opposition leader Bilawal Bhutto Zardari condemned the crime.

http://southasia.foreignpolicy.com/post ... _house_mem

Birader Saheer Amman
Verily joo are is-pee-king the truth!

w/salam

Birader ij grying so loud. Bhy? Bhy?

We ak-phyrr when we are sad, we raakit phyrr when we are mad, there is aalso hell-phyrr when amreekis go mad. But we phyrr naan-stap when happy since that is the fad !

More grying py canadian vijja bakistanij

Todin, when I came to the thread, the the adminullah said this ij not a joke thread. It ij a neuj thread.

So sh......, Mmmmmmm.... is the word, especially for abdul after he has been with his goat. Anyway, theje are not jokes, just the simble wurk of a khudai khidmatgaar. Dont laugh:

Q. How do you separate the bakistani poys from the mards?
A. with a crowbar ( also the hoje wurkjs when the hindoos havent stolen the waater).

also can be told thus:

with company having depleted strength due to downhill skiing and talipaan resbektively, the northern light infasntry and frontier korpse held rekruitmant camp. Crowds were larje, lines running out of the kamp.

Aj aphsar went to hij tent, he thaught, pakistanis might fight among themselves, but when it ij the matter of defense against hanood, yahood, kufr, they have the right stuff. Also, with new recruits, the men wont be asking for home leave. win-win.

Much noije okurred throiught out the day. Training hgawaldaar kame and abologijed for noije to the aphsar many times. They will fall in, once they have been trained thought thwe aphsar. Only have to put up with thius todin.

In the evening, rekruitment list provided by the hawaldar -- embty. How come? asked the aphsar. Well, said the hawaldar, we couldnt separate the mards from the boys after the physikal.

and...

Apdul walks into the tailor's shop with his salwaar in tatters. The darjee is confujed, a new salwar would be a better option at this point but abdul doesnt look like he has the money for it. "Rafoo?", he asks hesitantly. " Yes", says apdul, "but also abbu, and then chachaa jaan".

I will show myself out.

Baki Haab nu slogan tuu addract Tooorists phram arabia;
Bring Vasleen, Come in Pakistan .

Ambar wrote:

We ak-phyrr when we are sad, we raakit phyrr when we are mad, there is aalso hell-phyrr when amreekis go mad. But we phyrr naan-stap when happy since that is the fad !

Bhat? Jew are naat familiar with Bakistan's national sound - the tak-a-tak?

Bhatch this from 02:36 seconds onwards!

Shreeman wrote:Todin, when I came to the thread, the the adminullah said this ij not a joke thread. It ij a neuj thread. ..<snip>.

Are ju accujing this Al-Bakistan nooj to be a joke. Blasphamer, Jour punishment ij to give away 72 goats to Adminullah along with vaseleen (since that seems to be the new slogan of Bakistan).

VikasRaina wrote:

Shreeman wrote:Todin, when I came to the thread, the the adminullah said this ij not a joke thread. It ij a neuj thread. ..<snip>.

Are ju accujing this Al-Bakistan nooj to be a joke. Blasphamer, Jour punishment ij to give away 72 goats to Adminullah along with vaseleen (since that seems to be the new slogan of Bakistan).

Alas, Now all my goat are belong to you!

Woe ij....

Shreeman wrote: So sh......, Mmmmmmm.... is the word, especially for abdul after he has been with his goat. Anyway, theje are not jokes, just the simble wurk of a khudai khidmatgaar. Dont laugh:

Q. How do you separate the bakistani poys from the mards?
A. with a crowbar ( also the hoje wurkjs when the hindoos havent stolen the waater).

joo need 1000 stribes phor telling bakistani culture in joke type.

pHIRRSSST!!!

shiv wrote:

Shreeman wrote: So sh......, Mmmmmmm.... is the word, especially for abdul after he has been with his goat. Anyway, theje are not jokes, just the simble wurk of a khudai khidmatgaar. Dont laugh:

Q. How do you separate the bakistani poys from the mards?
A. with a crowbar ( also the hoje wurkjs when the hindoos havent stolen the waater).

joo need 1000 stribes phor telling bakistani culture in joke type.

Yes, and stoning afhterward. Such haraam thots! Kindlee pee mersiphul, the mujraa will rejume aphter the kurrent vijit to breet pharara's neighpors bujinessej.

These "Shreeman" type whiskey drinking, pork eating peardless Kaffirs have made Pakistan related nooz as butt source of jokes otherwise Pakistan waj serious bujiness..You can not start jour day without Pakistan. Even 10000000000000 million billion Muslim killing PM could not resist talking about Pakistan from Red fort in encrypted code.

No mole tall Ayesha! All becauj oph Pindi chana!

Mountain Goats Are Shrinking—A Lot—Because of Global Warming

VikasRaina wrote:These "Shreeman" type whiskey drinking, pork eating peardless Kaffirs have made Pakistan related nooz as butt source of jokes otherwise Pakistan waj serious bujiness..You can not start jour day without Pakistan. Even 10000000000000 million billion Muslim killing PM could not resist talking about Pakistan from Red fort in encrypted code.

while whiskey may or may not have been involved (there are not four witnesses) in preparing of the pakistan above, we have it on high authority, with four witnesses, the existence of a peard has been confirmed and can not be denied.

A strong protest haj been registered with laal embassy (next to massage parlor, chouk) regarding the quality of sweet and sour. It ij assumed that said quality will improve in the interest of sweeter thgan honey and tarrel than mountain relations (especially at the massage palror, if not the emnbassy).

Also it is putt, thank you. Only in skotland do they hit small stones small distances for butts.

Jihadi Goat

So, aphter the latest IED muparaak at the maske, the new insbektor took pilaawal phutto's sbeech to hart.

Sunroof lever theoriej were diskarded out of hand. No, the water tanker waj not called. The sweepers were told to stay in church. The aria was marked with yello tabe. Bichhars were taken of krime scene and buplished in neujbabers like down's, alzheimers, and coujin's py pirth magajine and shitijens asked for tibs.

Finally, with the halp of tarrel than mountain fliend DNA technolojy peard and plood samples were also taken and anar-riced. Teeth were hard to find since they are a skarse kommodity in namaaj aje males.

Brime minister sharrif wanted to make this a showkase teknolowjy event. So he asked for the rejults to be prought to him.

A konfused inspektor arrived in rawalpindi karrying a sealed suitkase and rekvested a brivate meating. The brime minister konvinsed that modern broof of phoreign dirty hand in bakistan's problems (aka lack of soap and water) hand been found brombtly met him.

The boor insbektor sat right nekst to the BM and whisbered in hij year -- we think the mujrim ij town of muridke, aj the DNA and peard matches everyone in town, men aj well aj wimmens.

Also, aj the insidant happened to a hajj barty in maske most of the beeble had few or no teeth, and nor do most beeble with peards. There are no dantists in muridke anyway. Also some of the wimmens who had been DNA anar-riced were then honored py their bhamiliej due to meeting the chineje teknisians.

It ij learnt that a mismached shoe ij now the definitive evidanse and bolise waj going door to door fitting it for a susbekt. However aj legs were also mismached at the sene, the insbektor rekvested that the water tankers be called and christians told to sweep the area pefour nekst jumaa namaaj and to prevant further damaje to baskistani imaje.

It ij a small sample sije, but -- what goej up, must also kum down?

budding track 2 deeplomat sends blastic Trojan baraking dog as geeft to dear leadel blahwell


http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/indi ... 929362.cms

Goa leader sends barking dog to Bilawal over Kashmir rant
Miffed over Pakistan People's Party (PPP) chairperson Bilawal Bhutto's continuous bombast about wresting Kashmir from India, a Congress politician from Goa Friday sent him a "barking dog" as a gift.

Congress organising secretary Durgadas Kamat claimed the barking dog was a perfect gift for Bhutto because he was continuously barking up the wrong tree as far as Kashmir is concerned.

"Bhutto should not start his political career by training guns on Kashmir and India, rather he should work for welfare of people of Pakistan," Kamat told IANS.

"Saying that Kashmir is a part of Pakistan, he is literally barking up the wrong tree," Kamat said after dispatching the parcel containing a plastic toy dog to PPP's headquarters at Parliament Lodges in Islamabad.

Gagan wrote:Birader ij grying so loud. Bhy? Bhy?

still believes that pak army can rebuild their land of pure.

Just to make it a bit believable, this stand up comic went to lahore (I am not talking peshour). At the pearl continental, packed, he started his act.

So, I read in the neuj -- the pope goes to pakistan,and...

wait a minute, that's not it. It was,

Two pakistanis walk into a bar, and...

No, no, wait a minute here,

So this boy meets this pretty blonde..

Was it his sister? ask the audience.

So this jew is talking, and uhm.... what have you got there in your hand?.

Long story short, pearl continental or not, they stoned him.

There ij ladiej debating in the TSP thread. Oy, sharm, sharm. And here we go bosting all sort of goat bichhars. How long have there oeen ladiej in PRF? Subboje they reed BENIS too!

Shreeman wrote:There ij ladiej debating in the TSP thread. Oy, sharm, sharm. And here we go bosting all sort of goat bichhars. How long have there oeen ladiej in PRF? Subboje they reed BENIS too!

Onlee ladiej naams.

shiv wrote:

Shreeman wrote:There ij ladiej debating in the TSP thread. Oy, sharm, sharm. And here we go bosting all sort of goat bichhars. How long have there oeen ladiej in PRF? Subboje they reed BENIS too!

Onlee ladiej naams.

A very lahori way of keeping SDRE mards on pest behavior, I must say. Although I suppoje we mustnt totally discount TSJ.

Unrelated, I came akross USAID doing all sorts of projekts in khyber pakhtoonkhawa. Courtesy of America, not just Imran Khan put many Abduls will be able to new wives, and also actually see who they are having relations with. The bobulation of FATA is set for a nbew eggsplojion I am afraid.

Yindoo Mangal-yaan stole GOAT-ZILLA fraam MARS and let GOAT-ZILLA lose on the bious

GOAT-ZILLA stolen from mars
Mangal-yaan has small heart like yindooj

Senti abdul in love
Link

AoA onlee

Haha, Billo Bhutto welcomed with eggs, tomatoes and bottles at London's Million March. Once again, Pakis have managed to outdo themselves in stupidity.

[url=ttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x28obel_go-bi ... s?start=74]DailyMotion video of happenings[/url]

Haha this is amazing. Look at 1:08. All the while the organizers on the stage were frantically pacifying the people. But then one politician type dude on stage is hit with a water bottle and amazingly, he picks the bottle and throws back to the crowd. The look on nearby organizer's face is priceless!

Edit: Also: 03:40, when a Nawaz supporter grabs the mic and shouts Jiye Sharif 4-5 times before the organizers realize and push him off the stage! haha