Bharat Rakshak

Ju hab now seen everything:

https://twitter.com/nailainayat/status/ ... 93127?s=28

Deejay-ullah, joo hab seen it but still not understud that it ij a 7th generation deep penetration stratejic weapon..

As bakistan keeps digging itselph into a deeper and deeper hole, the other end of tis hole will open in Kaneda.. so all bious baki birathers can simply jump in for direkt immi-ka-ration.. no need oph visa aur passport.

deejay wrote:Ju hab now seen everything:

https://twitter.com/nailainayat/status/ ... 93127?s=28

Pakistani Minister inaugurates ICBM* silo. Imran sends his regards by parcel

(Pingrezi to angreji translation: Pakistani ICBM is short for “I See Bowel Movement”)

Manish_P wrote:Deejay-ullah, joo hab seen it but still not understud that it ij a 7th generation deep penetration stratejic weapon..

As bakistan keeps digging itselph into a deeper and deeper hole, the other end of tis hole will open in Kaneda.. so all bious baki birathers can simply jump in for direkt immi-ka-ration.. no need oph visa aur passport.

Mai Deeyar Manish-ullah, ju hab missed the bus again. This is the "worm-hole" to eternal bakistan of the world. This is deep bakistan - the deep state of an emerging supah-bower. It ij the fulfillment of djinn-aah's dream. It is where the future shall be found.

Deejay-ullah, There is no bus neeyar my cave kamplex.. eben the gaddas are in shart supply due to our booming exports (all thanks to see-pack). but Ju are phar-seeing maulaner and i bow to jour 'deepisht' knowledge on all matters bakistani. Hazaar salaams to ju.

stop thij naansense, joo fools.

the pichhar ij naat of gutter inaugurashun but taken on the occashun of 'bakistan day' celebrashuns. health minister waj the chief guest.

partha wrote:stop thij naansense, joo fools.

the pichhar ij naat of gutter inaugurashun but taken on the occashun of 'bakistan day' celebrashuns. health minister waj the chief guest.

Standing over a miniature representation of the cuntry.

there waj also rumor that this waj a search party headed by health minister searching for bakistan economy but i hab confirmed from red jone insiders that this ij indeed bakistan day celebrashun picchar.

Joo Phools, you naat rekognijing that Baki minister ij making duas and mashallahs for Bakistan becoming a sewer-locked state. (Blease refer to Calvin Klein-ullah's video in Terroristani dhaga where Baki anal-yeast talks about earth-e-shatter strait-e-jee).

A-o-A my dear birathers and maulaners

Todin i am so happy i hab tears in my inbred cross eyes.

Aphter many years i am seeing photus of our Raakit mard-e-momeens

AoA! SUPARCO beats ISRO in human spaceflight race of south asia.

Why the mask? Corona in space too?

partha wrote:AoA! SUPARCO beats ISRO in human spaceflight race of south asia.

Yej Part-ha-Hulla, joo are 1000% karrect. Pakhanijtan ij one saal ahead aaf shedoool. The hanarary shineshy minijter had proclaimed 2022 aj the taarget. Butt, aal thij was akomplished by Suarco in 2021. If no yakeen, dekho faar jourself.

Pakistan to send its first astronaut to space in 2022: Minister

Pakistan plans to send its first astronaut to space by 2022 with the help of its close ally China, Minister for Science and Technology has said.

China would collaborate with Pakistan in its space mission.

The selection process for the astronaut would start in 2020, Federal Minister for Science and Technology, Chaudhry Fawad Hussain said on Sunday.

MartialLaw!!

https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-ne ... IrP8H.html

anupmisra wrote: Pakistan to send its first astronaut to space in 2022: Minister

Pakistan plans to send its first astronaut to space by 2022 with the help of its close ally China, Minister for Science and Technology has said.

Diyar Seenear Maulaner Anupmisra-ul-haq, Hazaar salaams. Plijj to klariphy on what Baaki Astronoughts will be kalled? 'Pakaonoughts'?

Manish_P wrote: Diyar Seenear Maulaner Anupmisra-ul-haq, Hazaar salaams. Plijj to klariphy on what Baaki Astronoughts will be kalled? 'Pakaonoughts'?

Pakhana-nauts

Thakur_B wrote:

Manish_P wrote: Diyar Seenear Maulaner Anupmisra-ul-haq, Hazaar salaams. Plijj to klariphy on what Baaki Astronoughts will be kalled? 'Pakaonoughts'?

Pakhana-nauts

Thakur-ud-din, pakhana-nauts soundj like a by-pradukt of too much nut-based-beer-yani.

Most Bojitiv noose iz that Phrench prezzident is to be urging Phrench shitizens all to leave the Pukeistan for fear of loosing their lives ! Phrench yembassy is putting the container boxes all around yembassy phor protecshun.Howling mobs of pure Pukeistani jihadis are waiting to feast on Phrenchmen and wimmens in country because Phrench magazine daring to publish bad,bad,kartoons of great Profit!

Manish_P wrote:

anupmisra wrote: Pakistan to send its first astronaut to space in 2022: Minister

Diyar Seenear Maulaner Anupmisra-ul-haq, Hazaar salaams. Plijj to klariphy on what Baaki Astronoughts will be kalled? 'Pakaonoughts'?

AxtroPakiNuts

Philip wrote:Most Bojitiv noose iz that Phrench prezzident is to be urging Phrench shitizens all to leave the Pukeistan for fear of loosing their lives ! Phrench yembassy is putting the container boxes all around yembassy phor protecshun.Howling mobs of pure Pukeistani jihadis are waiting to feast on Phrenchmen and wimmens in country because Phrench magazine daring to publish bad,bad,kartoons of great Profit!

bhat? phrench embassy blocked by container boxes? eye hope they leave a small gap between the containers for mard-e-momins to farm a line to get vijas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXXUxl6-oUU&t=185s

Lal topi thinks the vaccines are a grand conspiracy to merge human DNA with monkey DNA and "machine DNA".

^ RAA Ajint alert - naat using oph korrekt baakistani ishstyle inglees

Senior Maulaners, salaams. Plij to konphirm iph this belaw man ijj wajib-ul-kutlet

Fraam Yawn - Champion Quran reader in full voice

To master the art of Quran recitation, 21-year-old Hassan Ali Kasi had to follow a strict regime of yoga, hours of rehearsing vocal scales — and a total ban on biryani.

For those who missed this gem of a talk.

partha wrote:

Philip wrote:Most Bojitiv noose iz that Phrench prezzident is to be urging Phrench shitizens all to leave the Pukeistan for fear of loosing their lives ! Phrench yembassy is putting the container boxes all around yembassy phor protecshun.Howling mobs of pure Pukeistani jihadis are waiting to feast on Phrenchmen and wimmens in country because Phrench magazine daring to publish bad,bad,kartoons of great Profit!

bhat? phrench embassy blocked by container boxes? eye hope they leave a small gap between the containers for mard-e-momins to farm a line to get vijas.

containers seem to be very popular there..apparently dimran had spent £70-80K gbp on a container for himself..

https://www.timesnownews.com/internatio ... icle-india

meanbhile shupreme korte finds Im da dim incapble of running kuntry

The Supreme Court of Pakistan on Monday slammed the Imran Khan-led government over its failure to convene a meeting of the Council of Common Interests (CCI) for the last two months.

No khushpoo can resist this, neither can you.

End is in sight for TSP's money problems:

Maulaner Suraj-ud-dullah don't phorget ex-biwi oph Jeff Bejosh is also there. Kaptaan Saab shood try balling phrom both ends to see pitch wicket he can get.

Hain jee, bhy phor to go indirectly when Kaptaan saab can go direct? It is impossible phor Bill and Jeff to resist the charms of a troo mard-e-momin like Kaptaan Saab. Aphter all, we have our madarssa teachings and shalwar to uphold

brat wrote:

Manish_P wrote:
Diyar Seenear Maulaner Anupmisra-ul-haq, Hazaar salaams. Plijj to klariphy on what Baaki Astronoughts will be kalled? 'Pakaonoughts'?

AxtroPakiNuts

Baaki's already have Raakit-Mards. Suarly they can send their Raakit Mards to space by 2022 ujing taknawlaji of flying winged dankey (Totally halal and py the pook). Why Chini help, hainji?
Butt more important qweshuns for seenear maulaners:
How many times per orbit does the momeen have to do namaz?
How to ensure raakit mard keeps dire-erection to qibla?
How to do wudu in space?
What happens if raakit mard gets eggscited in space and is naat able to kontrol himself?

https://majorgauravarya.wordpress.com/2 ... ghing-gas/

They elicit a different kind of laughter; it starts from the pit of the stomach and travels all the way up, working its way from my intestines to my lungs and from there to the sternum, finally gushing all the way up to my throat. I apologise if I have got my own anatomy wrong. Now you know why I opted for Humanities after Class X.

^ "kabhi na kabhi unke wife ne usko bhai bol diya"

Ars@-struck-fir-fizullah biraders & Raa agints....

Dish izz dishkushion op our famash rakit mards doing ahem ahem wid der sistas, hain ji? Lashkar-e-Tosiba! Dish izz blastfamy!

Ho dare ju tak dish way about us - 1 atami takat? Vat far we brot(hell) cheeni replacements for kendostyx behens lost in lal Masjid? Take that you Kuffur on TB! Lahore-via-Kuwait!

https://www.samaa.tv/news/2021/06/natio ... koota-jin/
National Assembly: Marriyum Aurangzeb likens PM Khan to Zakoota Jin
Slams Budget 2021-22
SAMAA | TV - Posted: Jun 24, 2021
Prime Minister Imran Khan has his own Zakoota Jinn who takes all the decisions for him, according to PML-N leader Marriyum Aurangzeb.
"The PM's jinn says mujhay kaam batao main kia karun main kis ko khaun (Give me work, tell me what to do, who to eat)," the leader said in a National Assembly session Thursday. "Main kia karun, main kis ko khaun" is a famous dialogue of Zakoota Jinn, a character in Aainak Wala Jinn.
"I'll tell you what Zakuta ate. It feasted on milk, butter, wheat, and sugar of children and poor people."
Aurangzeb criticised the Budget 2021-2022 released by the PTI government calling it "blood-sucking" and "bone-breaking".
....
Gautam
BRF has always maintained that Peerni Busra Bibi has a fauj of Djinns at her service. Ms. Auranzeb has finally found out the truth.

g.sarkar wrote:https://www.samaa.tv/news/2021/06/natio ... koota-jin/
National Assembly: Marriyum Aurangzeb likens PM Khan to Zakoota Jin
Slams Budget 2021-22
SAMAA | TV - Posted: Jun 24, 2021
Prime Minister Imran Khan has his own Zakoota Jinn who takes all the decisions for him, according to PML-N leader Marriyum Aurangzeb.
"The PM's jinn says mujhay kaam batao main kia karun main kis ko khaun (Give me work, tell me what to do, who to eat)," the leader said in a National Assembly session Thursday. "Main kia karun, main kis ko khaun" is a famous dialogue of Zakoota Jinn, a character in Aainak Wala Jinn.
"I'll tell you what Zakuta ate. It feasted on milk, butter, wheat, and sugar of children and poor people."
Aurangzeb criticised the Budget 2021-2022 released by the PTI government calling it "blood-sucking" and "bone-breaking".
....
Gautam
BRF has always maintained that Peerni Busra Bibi has a fauj of Djinns at her service. Ms. Auranzeb has finally found out the truth.

How does Rakit Momeen resist?

Sindhi Barliamentarianj pring in a charpai (phor legged pholding cot) into the Sindh barliament. Dekho faar jourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou2lN2fGAGs

meanbhile baki hi ess hi and im da dim forge ahead

Good cop, bad cop

Pundits have been scratching their heads wondering why The Great Khan has let rip against the Yanks, while The Boyz are trying their best to “re-pivot” towards the West. Readers will recall The Khan’s “refusal” to give bases to the US and the latter’s statement that they never asked for them in the first place. The answer to this conundrum lies in that age-old technique of the Double Game. A DC think tanker told a visiting Pakistani scholar that they had “deconstructed” the gambit of The Khan “refusing” bases and The Boyz asking for the Yanks’ intercession with the Eye Emm Effed, the Lalas, What the FATF etc. They’re playing their usual Double Game, he said, getting The Khan to play bad cop while they play good cop.

from hiyar
https://www.thefridaytimes.com/such-gup-380/

Axios On HBO: Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan on China (Clip) | HBO

Dens time, bhais and ghouls, phor Nazma ess spotted. All is well in Tokew Olmbix:

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CSKW3zXhVJB

hnair wrote:Dens time, bhais and ghouls, phor Nazma ess spotted. All is well in Tokew Olmbix:

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CSKW3zXhVJB

Martial Law!! Behn Najma waj mosht deshently and besht dressed. Phul marx to najmaji.