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Poseeteev News from Happy Pee Arr Cee

Posted: 03 Sep 2017 02:42
by UlanBatori
Many Eendians are seening more than seven times by saying bad things about the Great Pee pills Republic of Ceena. It is high time there was a thread here to correct these seens and allow Seekhs and other Eeendians to be Re-Educated and atone for their bad ways. In this thread All the News That ees Feet to Preent will be posted, and that means strictly Positeev News. Please learn to be respectful. Didn't you momma teach you not to do the seven seens (#8: :rotfl: ), hain?

Let me give you a few examples where ppl can find the news and post appropriately.
1. New discovery: Ku Lum Bo ("Call me Chrees") was Chinese Admiral who discovered Bo So Ton and brought Green Tea to America.
2. Chinese student shows that Chinese have Freedom of Speech outside China

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Posted: 03 Sep 2017 02:43
by UlanBatori

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Posted: 03 Sep 2017 02:51
by UlanBatori
China captures Top 1 & 3 University Rankings in Marine Engineering

Spratly Islands Project is best-funded Marine Engineering project, followed by Gwadar Tell-o-list harbor.

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Posted: 03 Sep 2017 02:53
by UlanBatori
Chinese universities #2 and #6 in Transportation Engineering

Major achievements included OBOR, Gobi Desert Transportation Engineering Re-Education School, Doklam Road, and Doklam to Beijing High-Speed Road. (Actually China is #1, but Chinese are very humble people).

Wu Han University World #1 in Remote Sensing.
Alumnus recognized for Remotely Sensing Robotics Technology in Bo So Ton (see above)

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Posted: 03 Sep 2017 07:49
by UlanBatori
Chinese Proteges Develop Amazing Hydrogen Bomb in North Korea
North Korea Says It Has Developed Hydrogen Bomb For ICBM

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Posted: 03 Sep 2017 18:29
by UlanBatori
Chinese Hydrogen Bomb Explodes Perfectly In North Korean Test!
By Jack Kim and Soyoung Kim

SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea conducted its sixth and most powerful nuclear test on Sunday, which it said was an advanced hydrogen bomb for a long-range missile, marking a dramatic escalation of the regime's stand-off with the United States and its allies.

The announcement from Pyongyang came a few hours after international seismic agencies detected a manmade earthquake near the North's test site, which Japanese and South Korean officials said was around 10 times more powerful than the tremor picked up after its last nuclear test a year ago.
OK, So NoKo has conducted its next test, and calls it a hydrogen bomb already weaponized and ready to mount on its already-tested ICBM. What are the Running Dogs and Paper Tigers of Imperialists going to do about it? Hardly a peep or a mousy squeal in the US media!

China has won the war and become the world's #1 superpower. US has itself and its poodle UK as nuclear-armed flunky, and China has itself, Pakistan and NoKo. If NoKo survives this, and every indication is that the US can't do diddly about it except get another of its destroyers to run into a big ship or a rocky shore or bridge, Iran will become the next Chinese proxy with nuclear weapons. Iran with H-bum: nice!

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Posted: 03 Sep 2017 19:35
by symontk
UlanBatori wrote:If NoKo survives this, and every indication is that the US can't do diddly about it except get another of its destroyers to run into a big ship or a rocky shore or bridge, Iran will become the next Chinese proxy with nuclear weapons. Iran with H-bum: nice!
:rotfl: totally agree

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Posted: 04 Sep 2017 02:17
by UlanBatori
Is this WTP with NaMO? Looks different..
Very impressive marchpast, like they did from Doklam towards Beijing. But the band did a super job of the JGM.

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Posted: 04 Sep 2017 02:29
by UlanBatori
Airport Welcome

Actually a FANTASTIC welcome! Very gracious, relaxed but energetic. Loved the colorful dancers. The little girl raising her hand in salute and Modi responding in kind, to spontaneous laughter. Modi immediately put the whole crowd at ease. Far better than a gauntlet of stiff TFTA stuffed shirts.

This is what India-China relations should be like!

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Posted: 04 Sep 2017 02:35
by chola
UlanBatori wrote:Chinese Hydrogen Bomb Explodes Perfectly In North Korean Test!
By Jack Kim and Soyoung Kim

SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea conducted its sixth and most powerful nuclear test on Sunday, which it said was an advanced hydrogen bomb for a long-range missile, marking a dramatic escalation of the regime's stand-off with the United States and its allies.

The announcement from Pyongyang came a few hours after international seismic agencies detected a manmade earthquake near the North's test site, which Japanese and South Korean officials said was around 10 times more powerful than the tremor picked up after its last nuclear test a year ago.
OK, So NoKo has conducted its next test, and calls it a hydrogen bomb already weaponized and ready to mount on its already-tested ICBM. What are the Running Dogs and Paper Tigers of Imperialists going to do about it? Hardly a peep or a mousy squeal in the US media!

China has won the war and become the world's #1 superpower. US has itself and its poodle UK as nuclear-armed flunky, and China has itself, Pakistan and NoKo. If NoKo survives this, and every indication is that the US can't do diddly about it except get another of its destroyers to run into a big ship or a rocky shore or bridge, Iran will become the next Chinese proxy with nuclear weapons. Iran with H-bum: nice!
SoKo and Nippon with H-Bum next. Taiwan afterwards. Perhaps Vietnam soon after that. H-Bums for everyone in Asia!

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Posted: 04 Sep 2017 03:27
by Guddu
So Modi got the best welcome, is China trying to make up or butter up ?

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Posted: 04 Sep 2017 04:14
by UlanBatori
I really liked the welcome. What one should note is that the PLA with guns and bayonets was totally absent from the airport welcome, but later they had to line up and give a parade and guard of honor and marchpast in front of the building.

The atmosphere conveyed was of welcoming a friendly neighbor with great happiness. Kudos to the desi embassy types for organizing this.

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Posted: 05 Sep 2017 17:48
by kancha
Botched Boob Job Leaves Woman With Only One Breast

(But all they removed was the implant!) :rotfl:

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Posted: 05 Sep 2017 17:55
by kancha
Why drivers in China intentionally kill the pedestrians they hit
It seems like a crazy urban legend: In China, drivers who have injured pedestrians will sometimes then try to kill them. And yet not only is it true, it’s fairly common; security cameras have regularly captured drivers driving back and forth on top of victims to make sure that they are dead. The Chinese language even has an adage for the phenomenon: “It is better to hit to kill than to hit and injure.”
Incredibly, Zhao was found not guilty of intentional homicide. Accepting Zhao’s claim that he thought he was driving over a trash bag, the court of Taizhou in Zhejiang province sentenced him to just three years in prison for “negligence.”

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Posted: 05 Sep 2017 18:44
by kancha