Terroristan - April 15, 2021

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 20 Mar 2022 14:05

Look like Asmani bla is visiting every din now.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 20 Mar 2022 14:46

wig wrote:https://theprint.in/world/missile-test- ... ls/878270/

‘Missile test’ by Pakistan fails
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The object is a missile, fired by Pakistan.. which was postponed by an hour owing to a fault in the TEL (Transporter Erector Launcher)
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Tauba tauba wigguddin mian, are you saying that Pakistani mijjile erector wasn’t working?

As they say, you can’t make this $hit up if you tried.

Also there are emerging reports that PA has asked Dim to take a long jump from a tall cliff.

https://www.rediff.com/news/report/pak- ... 20320.htmy

Bum blasts, mijjile failures, patwaris versus burgers, Pakfauj flexing its muscles ….I pray that this thread start rocking like the old days

Cyrano · Post by **Cyrano** » 20 Mar 2022 15:03

Massive explosions at an ammunition dump at Sialkot.

wig · Post by **wig** » 20 Mar 2022 15:46

https://www.wionews.com/south-asia/paki ... rts-463978

Pakistan Army asks Imran Khan to resign after OIC conference, say reports
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Pakistani media reports stated that the decision to oust Imran Khan was taken by General Bajwa and three other senior lieutenants generals in a meeting that took place after Bajwa and the country's spymaster, Lieutenant General Nadeem Anjum, met Imran Khan. It was reported that all four military leaders decided not to give any escape routes to Imran Khan.

wig · Post by **wig** » 20 Mar 2022 15:49

https://www.wionews.com/south-asia/shor ... rmy-463936

the Pak army cantt in Bhalan wala, Sialkot is having massive explosions since 6 AM
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Ary News quoted the Inter-Services Public Relations (ISPR) as claiming that an unintentional fire broke out in a munitions shed near Sialkot Garrison owing to short-circuiting.

"Due to an effective and timely response, the damage was immediately contained and the fire has been extinguished. No damage to property or loss of life, "the Pakistan military’s media wing said.

An explosion was heard in the city of Sialkot earlier today.

According to media reports, the sound of the explosion was apparently heard near the cantonment region in Punjab province.

eklavya · Post by **eklavya** » 20 Mar 2022 16:46

Huge explosions and huge fire. Can’t imagine anyone trying to get close to it to control it. The only thing ISPR can half-control is the “narrative”.

Vinu · Post by **Vinu** » 20 Mar 2022 16:58

partha wrote:Since it looks like Imran Khan will lose power and probably will never become PM again ever, he should sack Bajwa and establish civilian supremacy once for all.

Just trying to give Imran Khan some good ideas. I hope he is reading this.

Within few hours Yawn reports this:

There are reports that you are going to make another move, which you must not make,” he said. “You are going to appoint a new army chief. Please don’t do this. I would be the strongest voice against any such move.”

Link:

https://www.dawn.com/news/1680796/aamir ... g-new-coas

If something happens to Im the Dim at lamp post now we knew whom to blame.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 20 Mar 2022 17:35

wig wrote:the Pak army cantt in Bhalan wala, Sialkot

Is this the ammo storage? Lat.: 32°32'0.97"N; Long.: 74°31'37.46"E. This looks like a 35-acre compound with a perimeter wall, rectangular storage buildings, residential barracks, and is located close to a cantonment (euphemistically named "Cantt View Colony").

India should ask, nay, demand, for a joint probe. There could be an errant mortar. Does bakistan have the 7th generation taknalogy to manage a sophisticated ammo dump like this one?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 20 Mar 2022 17:49

Holi celebrated in 'pindi and 'slummabad by kafirs with the requisite statements.

The event started with Durga puja (prayer), which was followed by special prayers for peace in Pakistan.

Special prayers were offered for peace and harmony as well as the prosperity of the country and the people.

“All the Hindus and Sikhs are united to protect our country,” said Sardar Heera, the president of Pakistan Hindu-Sikh Social Welfare Association.

Harami link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1680841/rawal ... rates-holi

kit · Post by **kit** » 20 Mar 2022 17:57

eklavya wrote:Huge explosions and huge fire. Can’t imagine anyone trying to get close to it to control it. The only thing ISPR can half-control is the “narrative”.

lots of secondary explosions. Holi celeb paki style.. maybe started by someone having a morning beedi

S_Madhukar · Post by **S_Madhukar** » 20 Mar 2022 19:20

If Oxford 3rd pass Dim and US educated gel hair boy Mo can’t create naya Bstan then to khela has already happened. Now back to old maulanas, zakat collection, selling hijabis, cows, donkeys, land to Cheen and sundry. Lahore aunties will be worried.

sanjaykumar · Post by **sanjaykumar** » 20 Mar 2022 21:03

Are Pakistanis giving moral support to Ukraine?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 20 Mar 2022 23:41

S_Madhukar wrote:Now back to old maulanas, zakat collection, selling hijabis, cows, donkeys, land to Cheen and sundry. Lahore aunties will be worried.

LaWhore aunties are busy buying dollars through proxies before it gets too darn expensive.

1 US Dollar (USD) = 181.5 Pakistan Rupee (PKR)

https://www.forex.pk/currency-usd-to-pk ... dollar.php

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 20 Mar 2022 23:45

Dimmy with the foot in the mouth disease is at it again.

PM Imran warns opposition it would ‘lose this match badly’

"you are going to lose this match badly."

He said he would prefer to lose his government than offer bribes

I curse on the government that requires me to bring back defected leaders using public money

I am like a father who forgives his children and I will pardon you as well.

prime minister asked the "turncoats" to think of their children and their families who he said would not be given respect and honour anywhere

He told the dissident assembly members that it would be difficult for them to go to weddings.

No one will marry your children.

Your children will be ridiculed in schools.

Haram link 1: https://www.dawn.com/news/1680933/no-tr ... atch-badly
Harami link 2: https://irshadgul.com/be-like-the-fathe ... mran-khan/

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 20 Mar 2022 23:51

Imran Khan Has 5 Illegitimate Children, Some In India: Ex-Wife Reham Khan

Semi harami link: https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/imran-k ... an-1882408

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 21 Mar 2022 01:26

Baikul wrote:
wig wrote:https://theprint.in/world/missile-test- ... ls/878270/

‘Missile test’ by Pakistan fails
extracts
….]
Tauba tauba wigguddin mian, are you saying that Pakistani mijjile erector wasn’t working?

As they say, you can’t make this $hit up if you tried.

Also there are emerging reports that PA has asked Dim to take a long jump from a tall cliff.

https://www.rediff.com/news/report/pak- ... 20320.htmy

Bum blasts, mijjile failures, patwaris versus burgers, Pakfauj flexing its muscles ….I pray that this thread start rocking like the old days

Iti sidham QED....Bakistani missiles have erection problems.

Bart S · Post by **Bart S** » 21 Mar 2022 01:42

ISPR really have outdone themselves in terms of shamelessness.

Do any of the explosions in the video below look like they would be caused by 'short circuits'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSQdZvGkqFw

eklavya · Post by **eklavya** » 21 Mar 2022 02:14

You’ve got to laugh at their chutzpah. I wonder who the “electrician” was in this case.

morem · Post by **morem** » 21 Mar 2022 03:47

RAA agint

kit · Post by **kit** » 21 Mar 2022 03:55

eklavya wrote:You’ve got to laugh at their chutzpah. I wonder who the “electrician” was in this case.

Paki generals routinely sell off weapons especially American in the black market and proceeds to Swiss accounts, so when it comes to accounting a nice bonfire helps hide everything

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 21 Mar 2022 04:59

anupmisra wrote:Imran Khan Has 5 Illegitimate Children, Some In India: Ex-Wife Reham Khan

Semi harami link: https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/imran-k ... an-1882408

one heard that many "actresses", high society and page three types pay to have such guys visit them and many such close encounters bloom sometimes

there is at least one such west indian chaap that is floating around in bombay's hep society

even Indian cricketers get paid in lakhs to attend parties

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 21 Mar 2022 05:39

In few hours time Pakiland is about to get a whole lot more interesting, either Imran Khan will survive and Bajwa will retire or Bajwa will prevail and Imran Khan will take a one way ticket to London. Just for the record the khakis have always won against the motheaten civvies in the land of the (un)pure.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 21 Mar 2022 06:09

Ambar wrote:In few hours time Pakiland is about to get a whole lot more interesting, either Imran Khan will survive and Bajwa will retire or Bajwa will prevail and Imran Khan will take a one way ticket to London. Just for the record the khakis have always won against the motheaten civvies in the land of the (un)pure.

Let me take a guess. On one side, Dimran, with his Kirkit bat, a ball and a soda bottle cap to do some ball tampering.

File Photo: Dimran in his younger days, with Kirkit bat on couch, and sitting on a bed where he has done a lot of ball tampering.

On the other side, Bajwa, with his AK, a Chinese grenade and his danda that he uses to "discipline" errant Politicians.

File photo: Bajwa after his stick has given expected results with an errant Politician

Tough fight indeed

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 21 Mar 2022 06:23

https://www.businesstoday.in/latest/wor ... 2022-03-20
Pakistan: Accidental fire triggers powerful explosions at Sialkot military depot
The accidental fire broke out in ammunition shed near Sialkot garrison, some 100 kms from Lahore.
Mar 20, 2022
An accidental fire caused by shot-circuit triggered a series of powerful explosions at a military depot in Pakistan's Punjab province on Sunday morning, sparking rumours that the key army installation was targeted by terrorists.
The accidental fire broke out in ammunition shed near Sialkot garrison, some 100 kms from Lahore.
Pakistan Army's media wing - the Inter Services Public Relations (ISPR) - issued a statement, saying "due to short circuiting, accidental fire broke out in an ammunition shed near Sialkot Garrison. No loss of life. Effective and timely response contained damages and fire has been extinguished."
No further details were shared by the army.
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Gautam
It is shart sirkit, not RAA.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Mar 2022 20:00

Anujan wrote:On one side, Dimran, with his Kirkit bat, a ball and a soda bottle cap to do some ball tampering.

Don't miss the tiger motifs and torn shoes.

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 21 Mar 2022 20:06

Tacky tigers aside the torn shoes is quite common even today among fast bowlers, they intentionally cut the shoes to protect their toes from stress injuries.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Mar 2022 20:09

And, now this. People of the book do what is required by the book.

Police raid on musical concert in Peshawar brings censure from netizens

The city police violently disrupted a private concert of Peshawar’s leading singer, Karan Khan, over the weekend, triggering a storm of protest and remonstration on the social media on part of some, while others supporting the police action.

On Friday night, police raided a music party in the neighbourhood of Nazirabad that fell in the Pishtakhara police dominion, saying it took action after the locals complained that a musical concert was held on Shab-i-Barat.

the police also received complaints from a seminary in the neighbourhood of the house, where the concert was held.

However, the organisers said the police broke into the party, smashing musical instruments and arresting people. They said a bag full of money was also lost in the melee that ensued in wake of the police raid.

the musicians were taken carefully to the police station under custody to protect them from the angry seminary students and for fear of confrontation

Some of the Twitterati found parallels for the police raid in the Taliban intolerance for music in Afghanistan.

“find out who used the police as a Taliban force”

The Pishtakhara Islahi Committee, a local social welfare organisation, lauded the police raid, saying it was taken against song and dance on Shab-i-Barat.

Harami link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1681041/polic ... m-netizens

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Mar 2022 20:11

AoA!

1 US Dollar (USD) = 182.5 Pakistan Rupee (PKR)

Harami link: https://www.forex.pk/currency-usd-to-pk ... dollar.php

partha · Post by **partha** » 22 Mar 2022 11:34

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2349076/la ... rsy-at-bay

He said that according to Article 95(ii) of the Constitution

process under Article 95 of the Constitution

in view of Article 54 of the Constitution

under Article 17 of the constitution

matter related to Article 63 (A)

Article 186 of the Constitution highlights

Article 186 is required to be raised to ensure

arey yaar.. bloody civilians are all acting like articles of Pakistani constitution matter when the umpire can suspend the constitution itself.

Meanwhile Bajwa and crore commanders at GHQ:

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 22 Mar 2022 13:04

CNN India breaking that Im- the-Dim preparing to announce Faiz Hameed as new Army chief immediately after OIC conference.

Get ready with the popcorn/pakodas Folks

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 22 Mar 2022 19:11

1 US Dollar (USD) = 182.8 Pakistan Rupee (PKR)

Haram link: https://www.forex.pk/currency-usd-to-pk ... dollar.php

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 22 Mar 2022 19:22

I am running out of beer and popcorn here, when is the baki no-confidence vote ? Looks like there's yet another political jalsa in islamabad on the 27th, this time organized by the supporters of PTI.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 22 Mar 2022 20:38

Ambar wrote:I am running out of beer and popcorn here, when is the baki no-confidence vote ? Looks like there's yet another political jalsa in islamabad on the 27th, this time organized by the supporters of PTI.

Ambaruddin mian, buy more buttered popcorn, beer, and pork chops. Keep the remote ready. There are six major events that are happening or scheduled to happen concurrently in 'slummabad:

1. Oh.I.See annual feel good jamboree
2. Jalsas 1 & 2 by the bhooki nangi awaam
3. al-bakistan day (with p'rades) and fizzleyas
4. Baki Supreme court judgement and announcement
5. Announcement of Waist Bajwa's replacement
6. And, of course, the much-awaited no-confidence vote which may lead to a seventh event:

Brigade 111's annual "jumping over the iron gates" exercise. Please give peace a chance.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 22 Mar 2022 20:45

Pakistan air force plane crashes in NW, killing 2 pilots

A Pakistani air force plane crashed during a routine training mission in an open area near the northwestern city of Peshawar, killing the pilot and co-pilot, the air force said Tuesday.

the air force said no damage was caused on the ground

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/pa ... story.html

Pakistan Air Force trainee plane crashes in Peshawar

https://www.aninews.in/news/world/asia/ ... 322185008/

Unconfirmed reports suggested that the training aircraft that crashed was a PAF MFI-17 Super Mushak trainer.

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 22 Mar 2022 21:11

anupmisra wrote:....

Ambaruddin mian, buy more buttered popcorn, beer, and pork chops. Keep the remote ready. There are six major events that are happening or scheduled to happen concurrently in 'slummabad:

...

Anup ji, CNN reporting that events immediately post the 1st event will trigger things might lead to the program jumping directly to event 7.

CNN-IBN says Im-the-Dim going to announce his favored khaki as the new Army chief immediately after the OIC... and Republic TV reporting that Bajwa has asked Imran to put in his resignation immediately after the OIC..

As an aside which amongst the two channels was the more accurate with the recently concluded election exit polls

CalvinH · Post by **CalvinH** » 22 Mar 2022 21:34

Manish_P wrote:CNN India breaking that Im- the-Dim preparing to announce Faiz Hameed as new Army chief immediately after OIC conference.

Get ready with the popcorn/pakodas Folks

He can't. The guy doesn't have 1 year experience as a core commander, yet. He will have this experience by Oct 2022.

Vips · Post by **Vips** » 22 Mar 2022 22:24

Nothing less then a Lamp Post or Porki Jawans vaulting over PTV gates will do.

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 22 Mar 2022 23:08

g.sarkar wrote:https://www.businesstoday.in/latest/wor ... 2022-03-20
Pakistan: Accidental fire triggers powerful explosions at Sialkot military depot
The accidental fire broke out in ammunition shed near Sialkot garrison, some 100 kms from Lahore.
Mar 20, 2022
An accidental fire caused by shot-circuit triggered a series of powerful explosions at a military depot in Pakistan's Punjab province on Sunday morning, sparking rumours that the key army installation was targeted by terrorists.
The accidental fire broke out in ammunition shed near Sialkot garrison, some 100 kms from Lahore.
Pakistan Army's media wing - the Inter Services Public Relations (ISPR) - issued a statement, saying "due to short circuiting, accidental fire broke out in an ammunition shed near Sialkot Garrison. No loss of life. Effective and timely response contained damages and fire has been extinguished."
No further details were shared by the army.
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Gautam
It is shart sirkit, not RAA.

there are special regulations, special equipment including flash proofed, flame proofed machinery, switchgear, and wiring conduits.

meticulously recorded monthly/weekly/daily checks, and inspections, with specially trained personnel,who are the only ones allowed inside the ammo dumps

such regulations have been written by the britshits, passed down the years and over seen rigidly

Similarly, the regulations, procedures, and precautions including operations manuals used at all of India's fuel refineries, oil terminals, and tank farms, including petrol stations are derived from ameriki oil companies. They are, in large part, ditto and word to word copies of ameriki documentation

so for the pakis to claim short circuit is extremely far fetched

However, decades old rusted, corroding, and leaking artillery shells, mines et all neglected over the years inside unopened boxes may likely go off and start a conflagration.

sabotage is the most likely explanation

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 23 Mar 2022 00:46

chetak wrote:sabotage is the most likely explanation

"Shaart sirkit" is pakjabi euphemism for sabotage.

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 23 Mar 2022 01:02

anupmisra wrote:
chetak wrote:sabotage is the most likely explanation
"Shaart sirkit" is pakjabi euphemism for sabotage.

Apologies.

Pardon my ignorance.