Terroristan - April 15, 2021

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 27 Mar 2022 09:43

Political storm brews in Pakistan: PM Imran Khan says he is ready with a trump card.

Dimran Khan Niazi should make up his mind, is he playing kirket or teen patti?
Gautam

partha · Post by **partha** » 27 Mar 2022 09:52

https://www.dawn.com/news/1682021/nerve ... r-showdown

Nerves on edge as capital braces for showdown

Who will win?

1. Selection
2. Opposition
3. Institution
4. Sun roof lever

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Mar 2022 10:19

Imran Khan had 99% solved the cashmere issue, and was hours away from signing the agreement, with India willing to give up all of cashmere to Pakistan, when suddenly a no-confidence motion ousted his administration.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Mar 2022 10:19

Sorry, posted too early

Shaktimaan · Post by **Shaktimaan** » 27 Mar 2022 13:52

Hope you gentlemen have your popcorn ready.

Imran "Taliban" Khan will be starting his big speech in Isloo at 4 PM today, about 2 hours from this post.

Rumors are strong that he will rejjjine only...perhaps a coup might also take place to put in place a "caretaker" military government.

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 27 Mar 2022 14:37

But bit they keep on extending the vote date. It is a disgrace.

SRajesh · Post by **SRajesh** » 27 Mar 2022 15:12

https://youtu.be/JdTJIUMPX5A
Listen to Hajam Seth from 7.27 onwards implying
Only Muslims and that too only good Muslims can be members of National Assembly

Vips · Post by **Vips** » 27 Mar 2022 19:23

I had hoped by now this thread would have been locked after hitting 72 on news of Dimran meeting 72 houris. But instead having a drab sunday so far.

Ola ho uber, i remain positive.

Shaktimaan · Post by **Shaktimaan** » 27 Mar 2022 20:00

I’m watching Im the Dim’s speech live on YouTube. He is making a 100 percent Islamist speech but so far super boring. Even the crowd seems oddly quiet.

I’m almost ready to switch off, hope Immy launches some fireworks soon

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 27 Mar 2022 20:12

Damp squib ! Bakis have become very boring people in general. With thousands of PTI "shers" and lakhs of salwar clad faithful followers of Tableeghi Jamat i was thinking by end of the day Bakistan would have kicked off a beautiful civil war and Im the Dim will be swinging from a lamppost, but other than the usual container speech, plenty of insha allahs and masha allahs, mocking PPP's Rahul Gandhi aka Bilawal Bhutto, the day has been ultra boring. It is quite possible that some consensus may have been reached, Bajwa will retire but will nominate a COAS of his choice, Im the dim will be let to complete his term but will not be allowed a second term and Faiz Hameed may have to wait for another 6 yrs for his turn.

fanne · Post by **fanne** » 27 Mar 2022 20:14

is this start of new phase of west back TSP to teach India a lesson?

Shaktimaan · Post by **Shaktimaan** » 27 Mar 2022 21:05

Yawn...Dimmy is now waving a letter in the air stating it contains "secrets" that he will reveal at the "appropriate time".

vijayk · Post by **vijayk** » 27 Mar 2022 22:11

Shaktimaan wrote:Yawn...Dimmy is now waving a letter in the air stating it contains "secrets" that he will reveal at the "appropriate time".

I think DIMran's advisor is KUJLI

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Mar 2022 23:03

Rsatchi wrote:https://youtu.be/JdTJIUMPX5A
Listen to Hajam Seth from 7.27 onwards implying
Only Muslims and that too only good Muslims can be members of National Assembly

That is actually a requirement of Pakistan constitution. An article there says that anybody who is not ‘Sadiq and Ameen’ (honest, truthful, trustworthy blah vla) can't serve in Parliament.

This is a famous clause used by all and sundry to get their political opponents disqualified. For example Badmash was disqualified based on this clause. Several MNAs of ten percent were disqualified when he picked up fight with the TFTAs. PTI is also arguing that defection disqualifies MNAs because they no longer follow the oath to be faithful to their party and therefore makes them non Sadiq and non Ameen.

So if some random court declares Imran Khan to be non Sadiq and Ameen he is out.

Pakistan constitution also says only Muslims can be prime minister or president. Also asks everyone to sign a declaration that ahmadis are not Muslims if they want to run for election. That's a different story.

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 27 Mar 2022 23:17

Bahaaa. No lamppost hanging,no peaceful bloodletting and brotherly kidnapping of police walas? Booooooooring.

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 27 Mar 2022 23:55

One gets the impression that the new paki govt in waiting is already in place per some reports on youtube news channels.

Just waiting for niazi to move on. the cheeni blessed khakis that chose him have now unchosen him per desire of the middle kingdom

the sheriff family seems to be in pole position with PM and HM gaddis reportedly in the bag, along with the oddly accented bhutto brat of the he/she gender fluidity, as the newly minted foreign minister.

perhaps he may connect with some vilayati bum chums to save the paki pretzel

finance, as usual, seems to be in ola o uber's hands onlee

niazi may well retire hurt and limp away into oblivion, sooner rather than later, always assuming that he knows what's good for him

his departure will, of course, be a great shock to many a willing lootyen's matron, in dilli and in bombay, all of whom niazi shot twixt wind and water, well maybe more wind than water, per his ex wife reham khan's revelations, on niazi's preferences while partaking of horizontal refreshments

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 28 Mar 2022 08:25

Rsatchi wrote:https://youtu.be/JdTJIUMPX5A
Listen to Hajam Seth from 7.27 onwards implying
Only Muslims and that too only good Muslims can be members of National Assembly

While pre-Ayub Prime Ministers were dismissed by the Governor Generals, the post-Ayub Prime Ministers were dismissed for incurring the displeasure of the Army or for not being ‘Sadiq and Ameen’ (that is honest and righteous).

Under Articles 62 & 63 of the latest Pakistani Constitution, these are prerequisites for holding the public office of a member of Majlis-e-Shoora (Parliament). Besides, the person must have “adequate knowledge of Islamic teachings {Jinnah instantly disqualified} and practices obligatory duties prescribed by Islam as well as abstains from major sins {Everyone else equally instantly disqualified}”

In July 2017, Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif was dismissed for the third time from his office and this time for not being ‘Sadiq and Ameen’ after an investigation by a JIT (Joint Investigation Team) into the leaks following what was known as ‘Panamagate’. Nawaz Sharif was not found to be ‘ameen and sadiq’ by the Supreme Court and was removed from power by the Supreme Court even before any court, including itself, had formally convicted him after the due process of law! He was barred for life from holding any post either in the government or in his own party! After announcing this verdict, the SC ordered the National Accountability Bureau (the anti-corruption agency) to investigate the corruption charges against Nawaz Sharif, his three children including daughter Maryam, the political heir, and his son-in-law.

Thus , up until July 2017, no Prime Minister of Pakistan could serve his or her full term. TSP has every intention of maintaining this exemplary record, it appears.

Vips · Post by **Vips** » 28 Mar 2022 19:28

Dimran has Made Parvez Elahi the CM of Punjab to secure 5 votes of the PML - Q group. Will he now be able to strike some deal to get the other two groups (Baloch and MQM) on his side to survive the no confidence motion?

Not sure which way the Army/ISI is on as PML-Q and MQM groups were used by the Army to shore up support for Imran to get past the half way mark when he came to power 3.5 years ago.

Bart S · Post by **Bart S** » 28 Mar 2022 19:40

Vips wrote:Dimran has Made Parvez Elahi the CM of Punjab to secure 5 votes of the PML - Q group. Will he now be able to strike some deal to get the other two groups (Baloch and MQM) on his side to survive the no confidence motion?

Not sure which way the Army/ISI is on as PML-Q and MQM groups were used by the Army to shore up support for Imran to get past the half way mark when he came to power 3.5 years ago.

None of these groups have any significance as independent actors. They are just establishment proxies and will vote based on instructions from GHQ. So it is basically the Army who decides, the rest is just a mirage.

Removing Buzdar as Punjab CM though was a long-standing demand of the Army, so there might be some last-minute patch up going on.

Vips · Post by **Vips** » 28 Mar 2022 21:17

Army's differences with Imran are way past just Buzder. Dimran has shown to much of an independent streak which Army does not like. He has rubbed Bajwa the wrong way. It will be interesting to see what diktat Army gives to the MQM and the Baloch group. News is that Cheema one of the PML-Q MNA is not in the mood to support Dimran and has resigned even after Elahi's name was given as the CM of Punjab.

Want to see Lampost in action. Nothing less will do.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 28 Mar 2022 21:27

In other comedy news

Journalist asks Khalid Magsi "Why did you topple Badmash's government 4 years ago, who asked you to do it"
Khalid Magsi reples "We did it on behalf of Pakistan Army! We didnt do it on behalf of the Indian army!! Why cant you be open about it?

Such brave patriots!!!

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 28 Mar 2022 21:33

Vips wrote:Army's differences with Imran are way past just Buzder. Dimran has shown to much of an independent streak which Army does not like. He has rubbed Bajwa the wrong way. It will be interesting to see what diktat Army gives to the MQM and the Baloch group. News is that Cheema one of the PML-Q MNA is not in the mood to support Dimran and has resigned even after Elahi's name was given as the CM of Punjab.

Want to see Lampost in action. Nothing less will do.

niazi was nor the greatest supporter of the cheenis and their CPEC scam when he first came on board and his animosity towards the hans continued for a long time.

so the cheenis and bajwa, both have niazi in their crosshairs.

Final score, with both goals being scored well before half time.

niazi -0

cheenis and bajwa -2

and dumb niazi still thinks that he is playing kirket onlee

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 28 Mar 2022 21:38

Anujan wrote:In other comedy news

Journalist asks Khalid Magsi "Why did you topple Badmash's government 4 years ago, who asked you to do it"
Khalid Magsi reples "We did it on behalf of Pakistan Army! We didnt do it on behalf of the Indian army!! Why cant you be open about it?

Such brave patriots!!!

very soon, Modi, Hindutwa, and the RSS will get dragged in willy nilly.

India is always responsible for anything that goes wrong in pukestan....

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 28 Mar 2022 21:47

When is the actual no-confidence vote going to be taken up in their parliament? This current drama seems like a never-ending soap opera.

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 28 Mar 2022 21:57

nachiket wrote:When is the actual no-confidence vote going to be taken up in their parliament? This current drama seems like a never-ending soap opera.

now, they are saying 30th/31st

dates are getting extended as more people are getting paid off

where is peerni, hasn't she already decamped with the takings onlee

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 28 Mar 2022 21:58

nachiket wrote:When is the actual no-confidence vote going to be taken up in their parliament? This current drama seems like a never-ending soap opera.

Bajwa is a busy man, he has other high priority items to take care of, he will address this in due time

On a serious note: The Parliament is adjurned till 4pm on March 31

Their constipation states that No confidence motion should be passed or constipated within 7 days.

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 28 Mar 2022 22:58

Twitter has several videos of the mysterious "meteor" in the skies from last Friday that sent ambulances and resulted in internet and power cut off from the valley. Here is one such video - https://twitter.com/OsintUpdates/status ... _&ref_url=

Looks like a missile or a fighter jet throwing flares. Last heard Neelum valley is still without internet .

Vadivel · Post by **Vadivel** » 29 Mar 2022 08:00

I failed to understand why Niazi is getting little support here.

He was very good for India, was spewing only rhetoric, was confronting China, distanced himself from US by his actions and rhetoric, joins hands with ergoden (a pariah no one respects), tied his ego with IMF loan pushing PLR to 181 ( and still going). He had made many good decisions for India,

Fasicst Modi should try to do something on border which will help Imran retain power and continue to doing all above things.

CalvinH · Post by **CalvinH** » 29 Mar 2022 08:39

Imran serves one other purpose for India. If he comes back out of this fiasco than he will emerge as a strong leader with backing of the people. Something that establishment didn’t allowed all these years.

The previous emerging ones were shot at a public rally, hanged and hit Sun roof levers.

vimal · Post by **vimal** » 29 Mar 2022 08:45

We should all order t-shirts with " I love Imran " logo on them.

Atmavik · Post by **Atmavik** » 29 Mar 2022 09:14

vimal wrote:We should all order t-shirts with " I love Imran " logo on them.

Hajam Sethi on rNDTV was saying that if Immy stays then India pak relations will not improve. more power to Immy. the T shirt should have Large pic of Immy in foreground and a smaller pic of Sidhu in background.

vimal · Post by **vimal** » 29 Mar 2022 12:18

Dil dil Pakistan, Dil dil Imran!

partha · Post by **partha** » 29 Mar 2022 13:52

https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/94558 ... fghanistan

FM Qureshi embarks on China trip to attend meeting on Afghanistan

Qureshi is going to China as FM (foreign minister) but will he return as an FM (former minister)?

What's umpire doing? Why is it taking so long for the umpire to engineer a govt change which should be a routine matter in Pakistan. There was a time when umpires would drive straight from airport to PM house to dismiss PM and take oath. This Bajwa is really a waste body. Not only he lost grip on IJKLMNOP but is also losing grip on Isloo.

I agree with all the posters above. This is such a boring time in Pakistan. Three protest rallies converged in Isloo and then... everyone went home. What?

Vadivel · Post by **Vadivel** » 29 Mar 2022 15:19

Forget about im the dm.

Check out this Karachi Documentary on water crisis, abduls stealing water, heat stokes and general decay.

SRajesh · Post by **SRajesh** » 29 Mar 2022 17:24

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/wor ... 517770.cms
Why is the Chief Jernail taking sooo much time???
Effect of Eleven Peg or Danda not greased!!
Either way boring until Sunday

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 29 Mar 2022 18:20

Vadivel wrote:...

Check out this Karachi Documentary on water crisis, abduls stealing water, heat stokes and general decay

Maybe you would be surprised to know a similar thing, at a lower scale, happens in mumbai.

There is a large peaceful colony which illegally squats on both sides of the main water pipeline which supplies water to Mumbai. Barely 500 mtrs from my work place...

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 29 Mar 2022 19:59

This is quite extraordinary, even for Pakistan

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2350130/re ... ainst-pm-1

Pakistan's relevant authorities have seen no evidence yet that there is an international conspiracy to topple Prime Minister Imran Khan through a vote of no-confidence motion moved by the opposition parties, two sources who deal with the subject have told The Express Tribune.

One source, whose department deals with external threats, said if there had been an imminent threat, certain actions would have been taken by now.

Wonder which department that is?

The prime minister, under oath, is not allowed to divulge details in public that have been shared with him as the country's chief executive. Some say his effort to raise the issue in public is tantamount to violating his oath of office.

Someone says Dimran is not Sadiq or Ameen

Wonder who that is?

Every time some Pakistani politico says "RAA-CIA-Mossad with a Jewish conspiracy" all abdul, TV anchors and army nod their head and say "yes yes"

This is the first time "relevant authorities"* came out and said "no this is not foreign funded"

By the way I find the usage "relevant authorities" quite amusing. It is the typical language of CHICOMs.

Shaktimaan · Post by **Shaktimaan** » 30 Mar 2022 09:28

The media is reporting that Imran Khan is now almost sure to lose the No Confidence vote tomorrow, since the MQM has defected.

This is surely a Blow to Mudi™ moment, since Im the Dim has been so good for India so far. He has been running their economy into the ground, alienating their allies, and sat quietly while we abrogated Article 370.

bharathp · Post by **bharathp** » 30 Mar 2022 09:51

Shaktimaan wrote:The media is reporting that Imran Khan is now almost sure to lose the No Confidence vote tomorrow, since the MQM has defected.

This is surely a Blow to Mudi™ moment, since Im the Dim has been so good for India so far. He has been running their economy into the ground, alienating their allies, and sat quietly while we abrogated Article 370.

am not so sure, the inflection point for TSP was reached when CPEC was signed. Immy was against CPEC and slowed it down. anyone expediting CPEC will see the SL level ekanamy for TSP.
it will also drain the free petro $$ (billions on deferred payments) into sugar land.

question is, who will replace immy? which abbu's son will it be - massa or cheeni

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 30 Mar 2022 11:21

Imran Khan loses majority as MQM strikes deal with opposition ahead of no-confidence motion