The Cricket World Cup Thread

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 30 Mar 2011 04:37

Is there a way to hack the stadium screens and show the wives and moms of Pak cricketers in most compromising poses with Kafirs? A photo like that has to appear everytime a ball is being bowled.

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 30 Mar 2011 04:39

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 30 Mar 2011 04:39

Muppalla wrote: Is there a way to hack the stadium screens and show the wives and moms of Pak cricketers in most compromising poses with Kafirs? A photo like that has to appear everytime a ball is being bowled.

Wives and Moms would be in bad taste. The 11 terrorists themselves should be shown in compromising positions. Along with groper and dus percenti.

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 30 Mar 2011 04:43

nachiket wrote: Wives and Moms would be in bad taste.

That is how French lost to Italy in soccer. Everything is fair in war. Indo-Pak match is not cricket. Don't get confused.

negi · Post by **negi** » 30 Mar 2011 04:43

Who is the lady with the Saree in hand ?

amdavadi · Post by **amdavadi** » 30 Mar 2011 04:44

I think we should keep showing Ajmal kasab getting beat up in jail....may be 11 wanted terrorist India is looking for
possibly hiding in mohali....

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 30 Mar 2011 04:45

^^^^
Some crazy fan from Shiela butt article of rediff.

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 30 Mar 2011 04:49

amdavadi wrote:I think we should keep showing Ajmal kasab getting beat up in jail....may be 11 wanted terrorist India is looking for
possibly hiding in mohali....

Simply show our BRF's Bojitiv News thread page by page.

When Gilani watches the match, it may be a good idea to show his great breast pressing youtube video.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 30 Mar 2011 05:12

http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc_cricket ... 08485.html

RP Singh, Sreesanth and Ishant Sharma should currently be much more than they actually are: forgotten, mad and underachieving, respectively.

Yuvraj Singh, Harbhajan Singh, Sreesanth, Gautam Gambhir are a different breed to the well-behaved, mild-mannered Clark Kents that mostly made up India in the 80s. Now there is attitude, aggression and square-ups.

But there doesn't seem the rawness. Somehow it seems manufactured because, the argument goes from Pakistan, if it was real it would naturally lead to a level of crazy only Pakistan have ever attained.

Hari Seldon · Post by **Hari Seldon** » 30 Mar 2011 06:28

Someone on twitter was cribbing abt smt soniaGji's magnanimity in attending the Mohali event. Says SG has enough cash to buy out the entire stadium but will still come on a free pass only. ain't that true always. Just like traveling WT (without ticket) was a point of pride amongst a gutsy rustic section back in moi college days, attending big events on a free pass is a badge of honor (oner?) for our neta class, who knows.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 30 Mar 2011 06:50

jeez! I have all hearts for them to take a free seat in kirikat.. as long as they run the country without any other corruption.

Of the evils, why chase after all these babu seats? Kalmadi & Raja in the grounds could turn the whole crowd away from pakis, towards them. Just imagine., even the match fixers would find it difficult on the betting scandals, as these people will demand things of different order [may be like give me 15 crore per hour of live krikat for Kalmadi, and 25 cores per hour for Raja to attend it all live].

BnChds!

archan · Post by **archan** » 30 Mar 2011 07:26

negi wrote:Who is the lady with the Saree in hand ?

motorham is a brit-paki "model" (more like a bed warming artist). They'd support any country as long as it is god for their business.

KJo · Post by **KJo** » 30 Mar 2011 07:44

She does look paki with her nose and lips. toba toba

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 30 Mar 2011 07:47

woh ek baluch sundari.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 30 Mar 2011 07:47

KJoishy wrote:She does look paki with her nose and lips. toba toba

And here I thought that the goat on her head was the giveaway.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 30 Mar 2011 07:52

pgbhat wrote:
KJoishy wrote:She does look paki with her nose and lips. toba toba
And here I thought that the goat on her head was the giveaway.

looks like octopussy.

Hari Seldon · Post by **Hari Seldon** » 30 Mar 2011 08:02

Could any jingo on location in Mohali pls arrange for distributing Sunny Deol masks for the fans in the stadium? Porki panties will be in manjor twist only...

Vril · Post by **Vril** » 30 Mar 2011 08:39

Following songs to be played through out the match

Maa Tujhe Salam
Vande Mataram
Hindustan from border
chodo kal ki baatein kal ki baat purani

and other jingo songs to freak out pakis and pump up desis in the crowd

somebody contact stadium dj and pass on the request.

bliss to add your songs to the list

negi · Post by **negi** » 30 Mar 2011 08:45

Oye Munnaji ji kahan hai ? How is the weather in Mohali ?

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 30 Mar 2011 09:00

Before I call it a night.....

Anti-Jinx mantra ki jai ho

India will lose onlee

Dhoni will lose the toss onlee

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 30 Mar 2011 09:08

paks are eating lassi, roomali roti and gosht and look at you yindu cowards, soiling your pants 4 hours before the match starts.

if entire india operated this way , the green flag would be flying over Qatl-e-Quilla in Kanyamukari,manipur today!

stand to your post and make every shot count.
desertion will not be tolerated.

asgkhan · Post by **asgkhan** » 30 Mar 2011 09:11

Muppalla wrote:

Bah,,, look at yuvi's inspiration...

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 30 Mar 2011 09:26

Singha wrote:paks are eating lassi, roomali roti and gosht and look at you yindu cowards, soiling your pants 4 hours before the match starts.

if entire india operated this way , the green flag would be flying over Qatl-e-Quilla in Kanyamukari,manipur today!

stand to your post and make every shot count.
desertion will not be tolerated.

Anti-jinx is chankianness only. No desertion here. I will sink with the ship if she ever goes down. But until then AoA and India will lose onlee.

kittoo · Post by **kittoo** » 30 Mar 2011 09:49

An absolutely amazing (and long) article here on US ESPN-

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/ ... 29/Cricket

Everyone must read it. Its an absolute must read. I say put it on the main page of every cricket thread. The end is the best part.

Pratyush · Post by **Pratyush** » 30 Mar 2011 09:51

Muppalla wrote:http://im.rediff.com/news/2011/mar/29sheela6.jpg

Who is this mhoterema ??

Added later; the q has been answered. Now the standard BRF prayer We will loose onree

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 30 Mar 2011 10:05

Pakistan Zindabad!

habal · Post by **habal** » 30 Mar 2011 10:10

to be very frank, pressure on Indian team is too high. A loser is also trying to play his non-starter brand of politics on back of the abduls of the Indian kirket team. It has happened everytime at Mohali & the team has lost in the event. Pakistanis go back with victory and brownie points of being diplomatic and 'almost normal' cuntry. Great Shaitan umrika wins in the process. Ultimate loser India.

Pakistan Payindabad.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 30 Mar 2011 10:38

kittoo wrote:An absolutely amazing (and long) article here on US ESPN-

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/ ... 29/Cricket

Everyone must read it. Its an absolute must read. I say put it on the main page of every cricket thread. The end is the best part.

Its a honest take but also has the typical shades of assuming that being a Khan he sees where India is going becoz India is where Amirkhan was 50 years ago. Actually he doesn't realize that what he is witnessing is what Amirkhan's future will be like since India has already gone 1 full circle and more whereas Amirkhan has not.

rvishwak · Post by **rvishwak** » 30 Mar 2011 10:46

Now the big day is here.No leave granted, have to watch the match at office onlee

SandeepA · Post by **SandeepA** » 30 Mar 2011 10:54

no leave taken lest it jinxes...no TV in office...have to rely on BR onlee and hope India loses onlee

kittoo · Post by **kittoo** » 30 Mar 2011 11:14

Raja Bose wrote:
kittoo wrote:An absolutely amazing (and long) article here on US ESPN-

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/ ... 29/Cricket

Everyone must read it. Its an absolute must read. I say put it on the main page of every cricket thread. The end is the best part.
Its a honest take but also has the typical shades of assuming that being a Khan he sees where India is going becoz India is where Amirkhan was 50 years ago. Actually he doesn't realize that what he is witnessing is what Amirkhan's future will be like since India has already gone 1 full circle and more whereas Amirkhan has not.

Yeah but I didnt take that part into my account. I guess it has become too obvious these days

niran · Post by **niran** » 30 Mar 2011 11:20

have arranged to watch online with 42 inch screen with snack and beer am ready bring it on ye poaks
be proud and say it loud
Bharat Mata Ki Jai!

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 30 Mar 2011 11:21

India will lose onlee

amdavadi · Post by **amdavadi** » 30 Mar 2011 11:28

BR server may crash so dont rely on brf for score....Thread will reach 200 as soon as game starts...

negi · Post by **negi** » 30 Mar 2011 11:32

It wont crash, only the members come to this thread.

niran · Post by **niran** » 30 Mar 2011 11:35

amdavadi wrote:BR server may crash so dont rely on brf for score....Thread will reach 200 as soon as game starts...

ISI agent alert!

SandeepA · Post by **SandeepA** » 30 Mar 2011 11:37

got a lot of sites to rely on..but will keep checking BRF...dhoti shivering is so much fun when u cant watch on TV!

niran · Post by **niran** » 30 Mar 2011 12:02

1 Hour 55 minutes left

Tamang · Post by **Tamang** » 30 Mar 2011 12:08

Vril wrote:Following songs to be played through out the match

Maa Tujhe Salam
Vande Mataram
Hindustan from border
chodo kal ki baatein kal ki baat purani

and other jingo songs to freak out pakis and pump up desis in the crowd

somebody contact stadium dj and pass on the request.

bliss to add your songs to the list

Suno gaur se duniya walo....

James B · Post by **James B** » 30 Mar 2011 12:20

Mullahs who can afford 2 euros (day pass) for this match can watch it at high quality stream on ESPN Player. No wasting time for other streams which can go pacqui anytime.

https://www.espnplayer.com/espnplayer/console