Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 10 Oct 2014 02:44

The Anjuman-e-Goat chief also hit out at “lifafa journalism” which was running an aggressive campaign for extending the massacre from three days to 30.

Shrinivasan · Post by **Shrinivasan** » 10 Oct 2014 18:12

A great day for Sooth Asia, an Yindian and Pakee have won Nobel Peace Prize... Great...we should just call them TWO Sooth Asians

Shrinivasan · Post by **Shrinivasan** » 10 Oct 2014 18:13

Yindians and Thrilled and have vowed ti rescue more kids from Child labor... Pakees are also thrilled and have vowed to shoot more school kids in the head

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Oct 2014 22:37

Malsila Ju-saaf-hai haj won Nobel Piss prije. All maulaners shud brotest. What about our echandee? Piss cumity did not take into consideration Bakistan's sensibilities. Bhat ij the pawint of giving prij to this types of ujeless wimmens? Now all abduls will be seeing her photus on TV, khabars and megajinns and get a khujli in krachi caujing fitna.

She can naat be a bakistani. She ij a raa/cia/mossad ajint and thij is ij a YYY kanspiracy.
Mala (hindoo name) La (amrikhan name, like citi named LA) Ju-saaf-hai (Yahudi)

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 11 Oct 2014 02:41

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gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 11 Oct 2014 02:42

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Oct 2014 03:52

Mullah Kandahari, did SC CJ taek suar-motor action for spot fixing the samosa prise? I think the SC deshadgars are working with RAA ajints. Bhy should a baki samosa be in Yindian rupees, hainji? It could have been in Amriki dollars, Sweeter than honey Riminbi or even Baki dollahs. Yallah, bhat haj become of Bakistan!

Nau we bill have amma samosas instead of abbu sam's-ass.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 11 Oct 2014 07:55

Gentl-e-men,

Aj you knoiw pig mosque haj peen obened at paharia town. On this okasion, we prejent a small lekture in arkitekchure. The great harbban arkitekchure konsists of tu things:

1. mijjiles
2. mounds

Everything must be either a mound or a mijjile. Now we ask a test kuschun. What do mijjiles and mounds rebresant and where did the holy pubah get the insbiration to demand theje tu elemants. 5 boints bhoir kurrekt answer.

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 11 Oct 2014 11:25

A totally legit responsibility for the Baki Supreme Court.. One is to provide an opportunity for brotesters to air their dirty chaddis and langots the other decide food prices for samosas...

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 11 Oct 2014 11:27

Shreeman wrote:Gentl-e-men,

Aj you knoiw pig mosque haj peen obened at paharia town. On this okasion, we prejent a small lekture in arkitekchure. The great harbban arkitekchure konsists of tu things:

1. mijjiles
2. mounds

Everything must be either a mound or a mijjile. Now we ask a test kuschun. What do mijjiles and mounds rebresant and where did the holy pubah get the insbiration to demand theje tu elemants. 5 boints bhoir kurrekt answer.

Haraaam!!!

Bhy o bhy does the maaasq look like it waj konstraacted shaart daark rije eaters, hain? Need prroof? Look at it!! It is daark and haj thin legs!!

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 12 Oct 2014 00:05

After Indian PSF peated the hell out of marital Rangers and Baki Army on porder, RAW agints inside Bakistan have pecomed even polder.

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Oct 2014 02:29

Prolly that's the mother goat whose child this fellow killed and ate on Eid.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 12 Oct 2014 02:33

Edit - not yet ready for its raisins.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Oct 2014 04:00

^^^
That looks more like Know-Bull price winner than Pilly-Gwot.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Oct 2014 04:27

Bhy did the mullah cross the road?
He wanted the see how 'holy-cow' becomes 'holy-shit'!

wig · Post by **wig** » 12 Oct 2014 09:47

Naomi Campbell congratulates 'malaria' on winning 2014 Nobel Peace Prize twice on social media

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... media.html

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Oct 2014 11:10

I soch it ij waqat to update Al-Bakistan passport forms. Along with "Ahmedis are not Muslims" we need "Malala is CIA-RAA-MOSSAD agint" clause which everyone haj to acknowledge to get a passport.

VikramS · Post by **VikramS** » 12 Oct 2014 11:11

Arun_J wrote:The complete compilation of BENIS material in one single location. Who from BR is behind this?

Khabaristantimes

https://khabaristantimes.com/category/national/

Goats Swear that they are not shia

https://khabaristantimes.com/national/g ... -not-shia/

The ads url link to someone with id "kkshahid"
http://chitika.com/publishers?refid=kkshahid

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Oct 2014 11:12

He is the Malsi guy.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 12 Oct 2014 11:15

gandharva wrote:

Text of the Bakistani Subreme Court judgement on LexisNexis:

Jab tak rahega samose mein aaloo/

Chini ka mijjile peeche mein daalo

Jab tak rahega samose mein aaloo/

Canaddian vija kaise mein paalon

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 12 Oct 2014 18:21

‏

@DrAQ_Khan
My work was never intended for any prize nor that I need it, But Edhi sahb & Dr Ata ur Rehman were most deserving

Why is the Bother of the Bum so unnaturally modest? Photochor's teetar bio reads

A Muslim, a human being, a Pakistan lover, a person who created balance of power & stopped wars in South Asia, founder of Islamic bomb in eyes of western media

Photochor Khan for the piss price. He should take photochor of Malala's certificate and award it himself.

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 13 Oct 2014 07:25

Arun_J wrote:The complete compilation of BENIS material in one single location. Who from BR is behind this?

Khabaristantimes

https://khabaristantimes.com/category/national/

Goats Swear that they are not shia

https://khabaristantimes.com/national/g ... -not-shia/

bhy phor ujin https with 128 (72 * 16/9) bit encryption for a mere plog of bojitib khabar?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 13 Oct 2014 08:19

gakakkad wrote:
Arun_J wrote:The complete compilation of BENIS material in one single location. Who from BR is behind this?
Goats Swear that they are not shia
https://khabaristantimes.com/national/g ... -not-shia/

What a Goatala, Did the Goats swore on Sau-Viriginity too?

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 13 Oct 2014 10:42

sudhan wrote:
Shreeman wrote:Gentl-e-men,

Aj you knoiw pig mosque haj peen obened at paharia town. On this okasion, we prejent a small lekture in arkitekchure. The great harbban arkitekchure konsists of tu things:

1. mijjiles
2. mounds

Everything must be either a mound or a mijjile. Now we ask a test kuschun. What do mijjiles and mounds rebresant and where did the holy pubah get the insbiration to demand theje tu elemants. 5 boints bhoir kurrekt answer.
Haraaam!!!

Bhy o bhy does the maaasq look like it waj konstraacted shaart daark rije eaters, hain? Need prroof? Look at it!! It is daark and haj thin legs!!

Mijjiles need to be thin, aj djinn thermodynamics demands it. It ij not dark, itvij sand kolored aj in saudi arapia. Now the holi minarets, ehh...sorry, mijjiles have peen modeled upon the orijinal mijjile of the grand pubah also. You may understand why he waj much fond of ayesha at young aje, hain?

However, kuschen haj two parts. You have not fokussed on the importanse of the mound between the mijjiles.

ps -- iph during the war, two mijjiles are erekted at the same time, it bekumes relijious place. harram sekular kufr kan not pomp it. no need for mijjile defense.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 13 Oct 2014 10:44

Jhujar wrote:
gakakkad wrote:The complete compilation of BENIS material in one single location. Who from BR is behind this?
Goats Swear that they are not shia
https://khabaristantimes.com/national/g ... -not-shia/

What a Goatala, Did the Goats swore on Sau-Viriginity too?

This appears to be a domestik TFTA effurt. Recent and aktive. Not likely from this forum. Otherwije, speak up!

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 13 Oct 2014 10:46

saravana wrote:‏
@DrAQ_Khan
My work was never intended for any prize nor that I need it, But Edhi sahb & Dr Ata ur Rehman were most deserving
Why is the Bother of the Bum so unnaturally modest? Photochor's teetar bio reads

A Muslim, a human being, a Pakistan lover, a person who created balance of power & stopped wars in South Asia, founder of Islamic bomb in eyes of western media

Photochor Khan for the piss price. He should take photochor of Malala's certificate and award it himself.

Surely, you mean a photocopy of the indian's certificate. He ij not taking a ladiej size. There are some standards for true mards.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 13 Oct 2014 11:59

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 13 Oct 2014 12:49

Wow! Birather,

Bakistan has so much progress. Baki nucklear powered navel submarine, in the background, has reached Mangla dam en route to Cheena. It will cruise under the Himalayas and into the warm embrace of the tallel than mountains and sweatier than honey ching friend.

See our Baki Birather, Gaptain of the Navel Submarine enjoying a brief stopover at the scenic Mangala dam before he meets his honey ching.

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 13 Oct 2014 21:45

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 13 Oct 2014 21:50

Errrr.... how can you be sitting and give birth to a child?

... thinking.....
...thinking......

Ohh got it, the child is a "Pakistan"i and Oiropeans have invented a new kind of Pakistan depositing system that allows one to go "sitting"

RajeshG · Post by **RajeshG** » 13 Oct 2014 23:10

bhy phor ij SC setting brice phor samosa ?

Triangles are infidels.

bakistani bassbort needs to be changed to say "I am not ahmedi and I don't eat samosa".

AoA

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... stern.html

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 14 Oct 2014 11:42

Bresenting Ghazwa e infront.

Klick

partha · Post by **partha** » 14 Oct 2014 12:37

Brithers,

there are reports that carry logger funds will be stopped from next sitamber. we should pilaan our reacshun.

Iph Amreeka continues to give money, let uj burn KFC alleging joo kanspiracy to keep Bakistan dependent on Amreeki money.
Iph Amreeka stops giving money, let uj burn NATO tankers alleging joo kanspiracy to keep Bakistan poor.

AoA!
Abu-Bartha-al-Beshawari

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 Oct 2014 13:26

Diyar Abu-Bartha-al-Beshawari

Senator carry-logger gave funds under the condition there should not be any coop. Does it mean that Bakistan can threaten to have a coop and get carry-logger renewed? Can Bakistan appeal to internashunal court to compel amreeka to give money? Phoren office should play geo bolitical card that if Amreeka does not give money to Bakistan, bakistan will take money from China. Bakistan should also repay amreeka in the same coin. If Carry-logger witholds funds from bakistan, Bakistan should withhold funds from IMF and not pay.

partha · Post by **partha** » 14 Oct 2014 13:39

Diyar Anujanullah,

i soch, iph carry logger stops funding Bakistan, the beast opshun ij to tell IMF to collect billions of dollars that Bakistan owes to IMF from carry and logger who owe billions of dollars to Bakistan.

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 14 Oct 2014 18:30

Yendia used expired dated asla

Pindi-NSN. Cheif acting ofiser as ISPR (ISe Pahle Roko) Janab hilale Bakistan Aurmatmar has akused Yendia of using expired ammunition during taza taza pitayi-e-Bakistan. This is aginst geneva konvention and it will affekt adversly an wildlife of the area and global warming. Out af date bums release 7.9% extra black smoke which will melt da siachin glacier at faster rate. Brigadier Aurmatmar explained that due to poisnous smoke polio dakters are nat able to go to area affected which can result in a major outbreak ogf polio in South asia and had demanded WHO for extra fund of 50 Billion to eradicate polio.

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 14 Oct 2014 22:59

Only Pakis can do this!

Nikhil T · Post by **Nikhil T** » 15 Oct 2014 01:44

Bakistan's heir apparent Bakwas Bhutto's speech. This boy is seriously funny - he doesn't know Urdu and his public speaking skills are so poor. He's clearly out of place and yet in the video he's is to dispel the notion that he's PPP chairman because a Bhutto.

If you don't have much time, just watch from 15:00 to 16:00, 23:00 to 24:00.

Vimeo Speech

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 15 Oct 2014 16:56

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Oct 2014 00:02

^^^
Dogs of ~~waar~~ jihad!