Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 21 Jan 2010 23:28

"18 year old" afreedee,
Got a big kick on his ech & dee,
With bakis being treated like a lamppost,
On which a dog wud PEE,

So protests erupts in lahore,
On being treated worse than a wh0re,
Their eyes & musharaff were indeed very sore,
With even bangla players getting a crore.

Not able to digest this snub,
with even WKKs will not their shoulder rub,
But who cares,
coming as they are from a terrorist club.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 21 Jan 2010 23:30

Haroon K. Umar pismillah!!

phrom teetar.

majorbuttretd wrote:Bleaje Shut the f-up and dont jinx it RT @thekarachikid Hey tweeples from #karachi, how are things looking? Seems quiet?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 22 Jan 2010 02:06

Byh ij jernail showing danda to Mr. Phathak and ismiling?

James B · Post by **James B** » 22 Jan 2010 02:47

Bakistan celeprating snubbing of IPL py Aphreede and other baki kirkiters

Bakistan MotoGP race.

Bhat ij hi-teck moheterma doing? hain ji?

archan · Post by **archan** » 22 Jan 2010 03:11

The third photu ij so haram. I see wrists! fatwa!
Bhyphor ij the motorham making a chumma face, hain ji?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 22 Jan 2010 03:31

^^^ motor-h-amma combaring the GUBO berformance of Kiya-nahi and Gila-nahi side py side. thousand stribes to this beghairat phor sbying on the delicate and intimate moments of the top martials of bakistan

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 22 Jan 2010 04:11

Byh ij jernail showing danda to Mr. Phathak and ismiling?

Wakat ij bad onlee in thij maumaan. There ij rissicion all ober the globe. Amrikhan haj istriktly bol, plij to bring own parpurnehlia phor the GUBO sessins. Aj prave Baki, jernail ij alwayj ready phor the khel. Bure Amrikhan benevolence, unlike kupphar yindoos who bol to blay with your own balls and pats instid of having courage to phace the Baki mards in Eye Pee Yal.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 22 Jan 2010 05:05

Some words oph wijdom phrom jernail chacha in teetar jeehaard:

Diyar Aphghani Mullaj http://bit.ly/1IZJDL vajectomy (or animal huspand-ry) means never having to say I'm sorry.

Gilani World's 38th Most Powerful Person! I pity poor sherry, it mujt have hurt quite a bit

Thij proves 400% that Hakimullah Mehsud ij Yindoo. He got reincarnated !!!

Ombaba new FakAp strategy, phorjephul inserjion, premature evacuvation, quick bullout and hope democrajy gets born

Swijj pan on minarets ij like Shireen Majari. Both make any scope phor ishrong tall erections imbojjibal

lalbrofessor: Grass may be green on the other side, but it soor ij strong in Pakistan! AoA!

Why ij Pakistani army like Parij Hilton? Becauje everyone agreejs they are bopular nobody knowj what they did or why

Mujahid goej to jannat, gets hij 72, all ugly like Shireen Mazari & askj-why so ugly? voice rebliej-Why do you think they are still virgins?

Hoodbhoy ij definitely a Joo. He ij way too ejjucated to be a bious Pakijtani.

Yindoo kanspeerajy to make them consular staff in 10,000 conjulates in A'stan!! "30k Indian troops might redeploy in A'stan"

timothythompson: Is it common for Pakistani men to require 4 women in the same evening?
Yej yej oph courje. One to cook. One to clean. One to beat. And one to bring the goat phor phreaky times...

Good beepuls in Pakijtan too ! Opher milk, honey & 72 virgins to unembloyed "Dry cleaner offering free cleaning to the unemployed"

Ordinary beepuls heterosexualj, homosexualj or bisexualj. Bious are trisexualj-They try everything. AoA!!

lalbrofessor: Listen biraders, Pakistan ij doing the world a favour by being Pakistan. Would you rather jour country be Pakistan hain? Ulloo ke patthay

Mullah tiger woods should be invited to Jirga. Abbarently there ij another way oph getting 72 which doej not involve wearing a pelt

Pakistanij sad Jardari's opher phor 1000 year war refused and Kapoor wants only 96 hour war

Outrage !!! Bious & hip Pakistani playas dont embraje wimmens, they practice their game by paalishing their hockey ishticks !!

Jeeeehaaaaarrd !! Discrimination !! The policy that may or may not be announced by Europe/US in the next week/month/year ij anti Mujlim !!!

Why ij US phrisking mujlims?Well If you are Saudi Brinje & you shove stick in beepuls backside before meet-are you perv or are you carephul?

She having haraam thought about Ojama. I hear from amreeki tobacco company -kuffars aphter sex, enjoy a camel. Ij it true?

Some beepuls wine, coffee connoisseur. Bakistanij are taalipaan connoisseur. Can distinguij "Good, Bad, Pak, Afghan" taalipaan. We very angry iph you say "all taalipaan same" we love our taalipaan & they come in different phlavorj. Bleaje tweet what taalipaan you like. I like the "Al Quaida no 3" phlavor oph taalipaan. Everytime we catch one, we get money. So we catch him 17 times

AoA! WAPDA working very hard! Will jolve winter bower shortage in 4 month! Only summer bower shortage aphterwards!

Amreeka training to snatch & grab our bums? hee hee-miss my madrassa dayj-Loving Mullah exbert in snatch & grab our bums!!

In Yindia "641 babus squat on prime property http://bit.ly/5H5Wir " Bijness Obbortunity phor Pakijtan! Boom-time phor Lota Indujtry!

Yindia conphujing country. Makes me want to do jeehaard againjt kuffars off season, play cricket & make money during seajon.
Yindia conphujing country-Makes me want to do relentless jeehaard on kuffars. But take breaks to see saas-bahu serialj & bollywood moviej
Yindia conphujing country. I feel like doing jeehaard when called Yindian on road, but feel habby when called Yindian in airbort.

Pak blayers needed in IPL-Pakijtan itself ij a victim oph cricket fever & a stable, brosperous Pak blayer ij in the best interests oph world

Riddal: Which animal ij large, angry, eajily brovoked, insane and phound living amongst the mujlim ummah? A: Hippo-crajy.

Jeehaard! Beepul of teetar, IPL snub ! boy-caught everything Indian!! As phirst step, I am rewriting hijtory to make uj all Araps!
Bleaje help me make list oph broducts oph Yindian origin to Boycott !! 1. Pakijtan 2. Yindus River 3. Mathematics 4. Cajinos in Las Vegaj

James B · Post by **James B** » 22 Jan 2010 05:12

Phellow biraders I prejent you dancing horse (haseena?) of bakistan for your viweing bleasure. Bliss to enjaay.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Jan 2010 05:14

Kuffarrlogs
Danda iz Kiyanahi 's Dhaandha and shymbol oph Musharraf'z Stategic Deapth mezured in bertical demention. Da mimimum GUBO rkquirement to kwalify phor Baki standard eksklusive dezignation iz phor dunda to reech at leest tiil Dhuunni.

Phatak iz shmiling singing
Accha jee mai harra , jarra Demooooo dikhayion naa.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 22 Jan 2010 05:17

Bakijtan to get drone technawlaji phrom kuffars. But ijnt our pindigenous drone takeeni 400% better ?

James B · Post by **James B** » 22 Jan 2010 05:36

Ideological indigestion

Posted by Nadeem F. Paracha in Satire on 01 21st, 2010

The La La Land Internal Jihad Movement of Pakistan (also called LLIMP) is a hybrid vegetable/fruit that is becoming popular among middle-class health food fanatics. The medical benefits of LLIMP have been known since ancient times. The Neanderthals are known to have used it to treat everything from general boredom to ideological indigestion.

In his book, ‘LLIMP: the Natural Secret for a Vigorous Jaw & a Full Fat Moustache,’ Hakeem Shahid Masood states that LLIMP has been used as a medicine in Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Babylon, Gujranwala and Planet Zion for at least 14 million years. His proof? Harun Yea Yea. And Harun Yea Yea’s proof? Star Wars III: Return of the Jedia.

Today, scientific research in Pakistan is providing hard evidence for the health benefits long associated with LLIMP. For example, in 2007 the Journal of the National Institute of Manic-Depression published the results of an epidemiological study indicating that LLIMP reduced the risk of sensibility in men and women by nearly 80 per cent.

Also, researchers at the University of Chakwal in Switzerland recently concluded that LLIMP inhibits and impedes the growth of brain cells, thus greatly reducing the chances of rational thought that might lead to deadly diseases such as Common Sense. They warn that this grave disease may make you start looking and sounding like a navel-gazing intellectual, when, instead, one should always look like mardana taqat ka shahkaar, Atlas-e-Hind, Gen. (Rtd.) Hamid Bull. Yea, baby.

LLIMP is also reputed to be helpful in regulating the levels of good cholesterol (HDL-[N]) – also called Atlas-e-Punjab, Pa Nawaz, Pa Nawaz – and bad cholesterol (LDL-[Q]).

New evidence is emerging that LLIMP can also help dieters. The Punjab Journal of Nutrition & Schizophrenia published the results of a study at Lahore’s prestigious National University of Managerial & Botanical Sciences (NUMBS), in which researchers suggest that men who were given a combined extract of caffeinated rhetoric mixed with LLIMP burned more brain cells and calories than those who were given a mild diet amphetamine called Democraffeine.

The study said that Democraffeine led to an unhealthy medical condition called Khapay-ache, a hyper compulsive-obsessive disorder in which the patient keeps saying ‘Khapay, khapay, khapay’ over and over again, and whose remedy is only available in select hospitals of the Peoples Democratic Republic of Dubai; whereas the consumption of LLIMP led to a more healthier and energetic condition called Jamaat-e-Slimy.

Jamaat-e-Slimy is a robust state of mind and body that can be enjoyed during ‘Go America Go’ hairy-male-only marathons from the Tableegh Republic of Raiwind to the city of Lal-Masjidabad that replaced Islamabad as Pakistan’s capital when Islamabad was destroyed in an earthquake due to the wrath of God brought upon by sin and debauchery in Kashmir, Karachi and Toba Tek Singh.

What’s more, a small bacterial compound in LLIMP, Imran-Khanium , can help slow down ageing and lead to an accelerated growth of facial hair (under the skin), and better prostrate performance. This compound can also kill the harmful bacteria that cause lethargic medical illnesses like Patience and Logic.

Approximately two-thirds of the fat in LLIMP is saturated. These fats play a number of key roles in our bodies, providing protective padding for explosive meaty body parts such as holy-mountain-men-rumps and assorted heaven-bound limbs.

LLIMP also contains a naturally-produced laxative called Shireen-Mazaryme. Shireen-Mazaryme guarantees long, fast-flowing tirades and regular on-screen flatulence, breaking the wind out of an airy-fairy neurotic state called Liberalism.

LLIMP also cures constitutional constipation usually brought upon by assorted Zardari-vascular ailments, especially in the seventeenth amended artery.

Chemicals like Zaid-phosphate in LLIMP break down useless tissue such as NFP thus making hearty reactionary glands more digestible. Furthermore, Zaid-phosphate along with enzymes like Geo-zymes help protect these glands from unwanted bacterial infections such as Objectivity and Sanity.

These are but only a few medicinal benefits of LLIMP. For a more expert and detailed list of these benefits, I recommend the famous book, Better Bowel Movement through LLIMP by the renowned Greek homeopath, Sansar Abbasi (MBBS/LLB/DDT).

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 22 Jan 2010 06:18

Bhat ij hi-teck moheterma doing? hain ji?

Chell phones are pad!! It ij haraam phor chell phones to be with mohetermaas. The englitened shaudi's havbe alredi bassed fatwa on that... Pliss to ensure chell phones do not violate thij fatwa, as it can be bery grave even in Bakis as bakis catch up to the level of enlitenment of saudi's...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... chool.html

amdavadi · Post by **amdavadi** » 22 Jan 2010 06:35

aarbeeeee ophering ghalduate cartification to LMU mullah anytime soon?.

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 22 Jan 2010 07:30

Punjab Assembly Parliamentarians Sleeping in Pildat Seminar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5r74CIqYz0

niran · Post by **niran** » 22 Jan 2010 13:41

The embers of anger,
Of ruthless exploitation,
The impotent anger arising
Of perennial nashunal bird dropping
Of crimes and commissions
Of the political masters
Is simmering slow
As the mussarraf is aglow
With Cricket's IPL-3 Show

The burns really hurt
After the last bid was over,
When the pangs of hunger
Returns with as vengeance,
And the moojahids surrenders
To the silence of terror
And life limps on
Without even the leftovers
Of the bountiful IPL-3 oppressors.

AOA and Salam.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 22 Jan 2010 22:29

What doej Kalri bolis mean by thij ?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Jan 2010 02:45

Diyar See Near Mullaj

I suno that pigs are learning to phly !! http://ibnlive.in.com/news/air-terror-l ... ml?from=tn

Doej this mean that Bakijtan is on the way to becoming a suberbower and conquer Yindia and blant phlag on redfort ? My chacha said that will habben when pigs fly.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Jan 2010 03:14

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quote="JwalaMukhi"]
Bhat ij hi-teck moheterma doing? hain ji
Chell phones are pad!! It ij haraam phor chell phones to be with mohetermaas. The englitened shaudi's havbe alredi bassed fatwa on that... Pliss to ensure chell phones do not violate thij fatwa,

Chellphoon arr not paad and not phooly harram. Chell Phoon ringig Musharrafs are berry kommon in Bakkistan. It iz da sign of most biousness among the most bious. Pesh Hai

Zuban pei dard barri dastan challi ayye
IPL Moola aane se pehle,Bhukhmarri challi ayye.
Jakat ki chahh me Gubo Kaaraye Tough barre
Hai Kismat aaaaisee ki ,Auliyas Rough Barre
Phir bhi Cheekho ki awaaz, ATM tuk nahi ayyeee.

Uddas raat hai , veeran mooji mehfil hai
Na Khushboo , Na whoor , na koi Camel hai
Phir bhi cellphone ki awaz, Musharraf sei challi ayee
Zuban pei Paki dastan challi ayee...

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Jan 2010 07:41

Ahem.
Pes-e-khidmat hai:

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Jan 2010 07:41

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 23 Jan 2010 08:10

mashhalah

Gagan ullah
what origin-anality and creatinvity you have shown!!!!
keep ub the gud work.

archan · Post by **archan** » 23 Jan 2010 08:19

LMU ij bhery much alive and kicking some baki musharraf.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 23 Jan 2010 08:50

Mashallah Asmaan-ullah,
Todin ij a laal-daak din at LMU, Baki Ass-Ass-Gee aasman-borne wing ne LMU ko tashreef kiya.
AoA!!!
AK Phyrr RPG Phyrr.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Jan 2010 10:24

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 23 Jan 2010 10:25

Asmaan-ullah ij on aag todin.

Babu Bihari · Post by **Babu Bihari** » 23 Jan 2010 10:49

Gagan ullah, by gawd...joo are tooo much.

today ij a nize day for kuffars of Bharat...phirst the intel-khaja newj from columbo and now thij cartoos......maar daala Gagan ullah.

ey phery humbly suggest...use of thij cartoons in a Channel Phor short documentary...cud be a smaaashing hit...

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Jan 2010 10:52

Asmanullah, Subahnaalah, Dont eber go to Baak, all the Khsuboos arr gonna go krazie.
How Kum Phlying Abdul iz bithout discharge phrom Mushharaf. Dheyr Brime Minster Geelani iz know to leek phrom both endz bhenever hu utter da word India.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 23 Jan 2010 14:41

Gaganullah...

Pliss to aksept my salaams.

Btw someone pliss to explain this photu.

Bhy for is exit 72 saying Swine road, hainji? I thought it was raasta to jannat. Ij it a YYY konspiracy as usual?

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 23 Jan 2010 17:20

The pride of baki air fauj, cheeni supplied JF-17 'Bandar' prepares for takeoff, strking terror into the hearts of SDRE Indian kafirs across the border.

niran · Post by **niran** » 23 Jan 2010 18:33

wah! wah! Mulla G pliss to aksept Hillal-e- Jurrat.

negi · Post by **negi** » 23 Jan 2010 19:15

Gagan ullah jo have taken my adbhice on dil bhat imaginashun . I think LMU should have one such stribe har din on impotent ebhents.

Guddu · Post by **Guddu** » 23 Jan 2010 21:12

AdityaM wrote:fill in the kapshun:

shit-heads

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 23 Jan 2010 21:59

no kament

Bakistani discover free jin energy.
"energy can be destroyed and created"

Ahh good old times

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 Jan 2010 00:24

Bhaat!

Exell da danish ambassadur from baki land?

Bhaat will happen to the AIDS he ij giving the natun hain?

w/salam

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 Jan 2010 00:49

it is nice of the good taliban to grade the capabilities of foreign diplomats, good to know that the danish one is exelling at his job. joo see kaffirs, the GT's are totally wired

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 Jan 2010 01:39

James B · Post by **James B** » 24 Jan 2010 02:14

Gagan wrote: http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/153/p04a.jpg

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/394/p04b.jpg

Gaganullah, bliss to accept 72 kushpoos phor your ephort.

Put, I have pooch. In the first image apove, ij the kapootar shitting on baki ij bart of Aman ki Tamasha's brogramme?. Bliss to klariphy my doupts.

negi · Post by **negi** » 24 Jan 2010 02:19

Bhow... 'Death py pijjon' .

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 Jan 2010 02:34

James B wrote:Bliss to klariphy my doupts.

negi wrote:Bhow... 'Death py pijjon' .

Piss full Pijjon onlee