Asslam alay kum Maulana!Gagan wrote: The only phinal figure according to the teachings at jeehardi madarsa ij 72 - their ij nothing peyond that - finis-final.
I suggest to biradherj to laanch jeehard against ebil adminullas immediately.
Salam
Bhere izz my soosai jaakit??It is claimed that first anthem of Pakistan was written my Jagannath Azad, a Hindu poet
Mukesh.Kumar wrote:Hey actually found something bozitib apout our dear neignbours.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/ar ... a115d8.791
Now the whole of duniya bill dekho how bootiful ij our nashun and itj fair fair people in color eben when under bloo bloo paani.Pakistan, a nuclear-armed conservative Muslim country of 167 million people, is in deep recession, exacerbated by years of Al-Qaeda-linked bombings, an energy crisis, poor foreign investment and this year by catastrophic flooding.
"Pressing", "tying up" and other halal pdsm is alwajs a bleasure to our sea near mullahs.Ashley Kravitz wrote:Habe Benis Mullahs tied up with the Eye-ranian Press (?) TV ?
It looks like Bakistan not only haj many constitution but also many anthems. one for every military ruler.Narad wrote:http://pakistaniat.com/2009/06/05/jagannath-azad/
Bhere izz my soosai jaakit??It is claimed that first anthem of Pakistan was written my Jagannath Azad, a Hindu poet
Jeeeharrrrrddddddd........
A writer, playwright, a policy planner and a versatile genius Mr. Taj Haider was born on 8 March, 1942 at Kotah in Raihastan. Hailing from an enlightened family, young Taj Haider was admitted to G.B.S.S. Ranchore Lines, Karachi for his early education whereafter he studied at Khairpur for his higher secondary education. He earned B. Sc. degree -7 (Hons) from the Karachi University in 1962 and studied to get the M. Sc. degree during the year 1962-63 at the same University. He also got a certificate course in exports in 1980.
http://www.senate.gov.pk/ShowMemberDeta ... 0&CatName=Mr. Taj Haider's political career is also imbued with the same urge for reformation and open minded approach towards the solution of the problems of the people particularly those living below the poverty line. He is a founder member of the Pakistan Peoples Party and was a committed supporter of change oriented philosophy of late Mr. Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto. He continued to advance and promote the cause of the down trodden through his writings and wrote memorable plays for the Pakistan Television very actively between 1978 to 1985.
AoA onlee. The minaret of Taj must be having solid foundashun.James B wrote:Bliss to see the virility of Bakistani momeen who can take fourth young wife even at the tender age of 68
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The Bakistani momeen in Kweschun is Taj Haider -a BBB Bolitician and young wife ij News one TV anchor. AoA onleee.
Source: http://tribune.com.pk/story/93807/10-th ... at-people/1. They think being fat is the sole reason for all their miseries in life — from acne to rejection from graduate school.
2. You can never go shopping with them because they won’t stop asking you questions like: “Does this shirt make me look fat?” “Do these shoes make me look fat?” “Does this room make me look fat?”
3. They always have their eyes on your food. There’s a reason why we give you leftovers. It’s not because we’re done eating; it’s because you stare us down until we choke on it or fear that we will.
4. They think they’re doing mankind a favour by going to the gym and walking on the treadmill — at minimum speed, mind you.
5. They whine about being fat but will unleash their wrath on you if you ever say the same to their face.
6. It’s perfectly okay for them to tease and bully the skinny kids, but if someone calls them by the ‘f’ word, it’s immoral and inhumane.
7. Since when did ‘fat’ become a dirty word?
8. They eat when they’re sad, they eat when they’re happy, they eat when they’re hungry, they eat because, why not? They take their breakfast, lunch and dinner and they still have room to binge because, hey! You’ve got to have a decent snack…right?
9. They ruin sleepovers because they snore like nobody’s business and the whole blanket rolls around their circumference, leaving the skinny ones shivering. But nobody should complain because Yokozuna there might feel left out.
10. They sweat profusely — all year round. Yeah, we all get hot flashes once in a while, but expecting people to turn on the air conditioner when its -1 degree Celsius outside is a little inconvenient.
Published in The Express Tribune, December 26th, 2010.
Update: December 27, 2010
The editors recognise that ’10 things I hate about fat people’ may have caused offence and would like to apologise to all those whose feelings have been hurt. The ‘I hate’ lists are politically incorrect by their very nature, but are meant as humorous pieces and are not intended to single out or stigmatise any segment of society.
Readers are welcome to send us their own ’10 things I hate about I hate lists’ to [email protected] and we promise we’ll publish the best one.
doej thij mean paki motor-mamas are ishmaller than Aastralian hooris?Prem wrote:19 Girls 1 Car - Karachi Pakistan Sets New Guinness World Record
Kan Kuffar LMU ( LonleyMen U) Moojahidz berify dhey bere true girls yand naat wimmen yet? Jew kan see da benefit oph GUBO pozition uelping the Skqweezw yand bassing da Honor test.
Mullah Laaldeen haab taikan da measurement jewzing hiz precision tool.[quote="anupmisra
doej thij mean paki motor-mamas are ishmaller than Aastralian hooris?
"Gloom and Doom" more likely.Ambar wrote:I love the sponsor logo on Paki cricket apparel! Says 'BOOM BOOM'! How very apt!
Bakistan provided most of the takenologics for chino-pak 5th gen stealth aircraft 'black eagle', except engine.- BTV