Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 31 Dec 2010 01:57

Paki idol - Sultan Rahi. Dekho how phair he ij.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 31 Dec 2010 02:30

Poak herrow izz da Baki bertion of Brut James Bond.
Blond, my name iz Poak Blonde !! Licenced tu karry vazleen, exbert en begging "Bowl" mizzions.
BTW , Poak mardz haab been raangphoolly klassified azz TFTA , onlee Poak Awarats arr
real ownerz of Laldeen certified TF/TA.

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 31 Dec 2010 03:48

bliss naat to scayer dinlight out opf mullahs by bosting ugly bikchures

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 31 Dec 2010 04:53

AdityaM wrote:bliss naat to scayer dinlight out opf mullahs by bosting ugly bikchures

He ij Conan da Barbarian'j long losht paki coujin.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 31 Dec 2010 07:11

After 8 taste phor jewers ayyes onlee
barph bagz phree bith da bicture

naren · Post by **naren** » 31 Dec 2010 10:37

anupmisra wrote:Zardari Sahib - khayalon mein!!
Capshun time pleaj.

Kuffar Pikachu - lame

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Bious Bakichu !!! - soobar asssome

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 31 Dec 2010 12:28

Supan allaw. Bakisataniyat ij spreading phaar and wide

niran · Post by **niran** » 01 Jan 2011 18:25

jamwal wrote: Supan allaw. Bakisataniyat ij spreading phaar and wide

no eet eez nat, iph Bakistaniyat was ishpreading then why phor eez he punished, hain.
salam

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 01 Jan 2011 20:05

jamwal wrote:Supan allaw. Bakisataniyat ij spreading phaar and wide

Hainjee Mian jamaluddin bhat if thees habben to your Khuspoo.

hulakuddin urf bious nanha mujahd

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 01 Jan 2011 20:41

Aj we all travel pack in time saat-saat, i wish all LMU maulanas yand mujahids a safe suffer.

James B · Post by **James B** » 01 Jan 2011 21:28

What kind oph GUBO bosition ij this??

James B · Post by **James B** » 01 Jan 2011 21:36

In other newj, World's piggest 'Urea' phactory obened in Bakistan

Engro Starts the Worlds Biggest Urea Plant in Pakistan

The total demand for urea in the country ranges from 6.1 to 6.5 million tonnes

Requesht to all LMU mujahids to bliss to donate 'Urea' to Bakistan in copious amounts.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 01 Jan 2011 21:37

^^^Important lesson: All nava mujahids pliss to note in your madrassa notepook - Ball-e-pak ij naat by-passing mush-e-afraidi and hitting wicket, rather it ij hitting wicket on the way to encountering mush-e-afraidi which ij ready to receive it with open cheeks in GUBO pojition.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 03 Jan 2011 23:54

Mullah Racket, member of parliament

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 04 Jan 2011 00:33

^^^^
Is that a glass of scotland's finest that I spy in front of the honorable MP?

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 04 Jan 2011 00:53

Looks more like Sauvignon blanc

Sadler · Post by **Sadler** » 04 Jan 2011 03:25

ArmenT wrote:^^^^
Is that a glass of scotland's finest that I spy in front of the honorable MP?

That's Virgin Camel Urine, you kaffir!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Jan 2011 04:13

Sadler wrote:
ArmenT wrote:^^^^
That's Virgin Camel Urine, you kaffir!!

Yand Ho duz Kamel remain Butt Virgin phor laang en Moojahidstans ?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Jan 2011 04:33

Gillani Magoo Nawab Bun gya
Musharraf uska aisa .. gya
Bleeze to dekho da mizzle en strategik blace

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 04 Jan 2011 05:08

dear birathers, yenliten phis moojahide with jover kamments plizz

archan · Post by **archan** » 04 Jan 2011 08:35

^^
Tera mera saath amar,
phir kyun dil nuu lagda hai darr,
mere fauji saathi bataa,
susu kar doo kya tang uthaa kar..

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 04 Jan 2011 15:54

Do I dekhos a naal?

Since bhen gadhas started wearing it ? Ij it ze New Ijlamic Phall(us)-Winturr collection ?
I was soching to update my wardrope but me thinks will bostbone it nou.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 04 Jan 2011 16:09

diyar krisnuddin
hiyar ju see phair and tall and tight (like musharraf-e-afridi) pak faujis demon-strating ancient sikander ishtyle greek dancing takniki which is diyar to the hart of all paqui-faujis. note formation-e-tight, note flair-e-shaan, note advanced manouver like JF-17 bandar flight
truly the pak-e-fauj ij saif-ul-islam
urs
lalpraf

partha · Post by **partha** » 04 Jan 2011 23:34

http://afpak.foreignpolicy.com/posts/20 ... tani_state

The Elite Force that Qadri was a member of was established in 1998 to counter, of all things, the wave of extremist violence in the Punjab in the mid and late 1990s. The motto of the Elite Force, according to a Wikipedia entry, is "Kill all the terrorists."

diyar moojahids,
motto of pakjab elite force ij "kill all terrorists". doej it mean salman taseer waj a terrorisht?

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 05 Jan 2011 05:49

http://www.mid-day.com/news/2011/jan/04 ... rriage.htm

Mian Ishaq, a resident of Gujranwala city, was attending a friend's wedding reception with his third wife when his two other wives Mehvish and Uzma gate-crashed with dozens of relatives and beat him up before the guests yesterday.

Plijj to explaining the meaning oph "wife peating", aj hukkumed by the pure maulanas phrom arapia. Ij thij the enlitened emirates of baki invenschun? Other kweschun ij: did mian's kushpoo aljo join the "wife beating" party/meele. Will it be kalled aj 'wife bleating" party, iph phound true.
Shookran.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 05 Jan 2011 10:23

krisna wrote:http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae31 ... -36-27.jpg

dear birathers, yenliten phis moojahide with jover kamments plizz

Right Hand Side Paki: "Havaldar sahab, I need to paad maro urgently but so many spectators around. What to do?!"
Left Hand Side Paki: "Abe Bewakoof Napak! Look at me. You lift your legs like this, close your eyes and let go....."

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Jan 2011 03:55

Zardaria aaj tujhe neend nahi ayege
Sunna hai, tere Bodyguards me Qadri chuppa hai !!
Koi bhee raat ,akhri raat bannn jayeeege
Sunna hai, bed ke neeche another Qadri Chuppa hai.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 06 Jan 2011 04:22

kuffr en lyn far kanadean viza

archan · Post by **archan** » 06 Jan 2011 04:39

Prem wrote:Zardaria aaj tujhe neend nahi ayege
Sunna hai, tere Bodyguards me Qadri chuppa hai !!
Koi bhee raat ,akhri raat bannn jayeeege
Sunna hai, bed ke neeche another Qadri Chuppa hai.

Sometimes mullah premullah just rocks my goat.

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 06 Jan 2011 16:06

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Jan 2011 16:38

birather getting hot n heavy canada vija
now all mujahids know what to do phor akshun!
onlee in bakistan!

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 06 Jan 2011 16:41

In this tasveer, daughter and wife of Taseer (er, who is who? ) are showing kufr behaviour by displaying hair, hands, rings etc while Asiya bibi is fully covered up:

http://www.daylife.com/photo/0cq40Ga2PU3A8

Hain? What gives..

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 06 Jan 2011 16:57

Who ever is that in light blue salvar, look at her fingers

quite long

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Jan 2011 17:34

if they are indeed the family of taseer, given what has happened, they are not safe. hopefully they will be spirited out of the country before tha mardish-mards of packeestan display their usual standards of honor and dignity towards them

may whatever god you believe in keep you safe ladies

Philip · Post by **Philip** » 06 Jan 2011 17:37

Seriously boys,its grim for liberals like pork-eater,alkool imbiber Jinnah in Pak! The ungodly have even coined a new phrase for the dictionary,
"Liberal-Extremist"!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/ja ... er-liberal

A divided Pakistan buries Salmaan Taseer and a liberal dreamLiberals have long been a minority force in Pakistan, reviled for importing 'western' ideas and culture; now they are virtually an endangered species

Declan Walsh in Islamabad
The Guardian, Thursday 6 January 2011

Salmaan Taseer receives a state funeral in Lahore Link to this video Silence gripped the ancient city of Lahore yesterday as Salmaan Taseer, a pugnacious son of the soil who made his name by speaking out, was lowered into an early grave.

Soldiers in fantail turbans snapped to attention around a flag-draped coffin holding the slain Punjab governor; stone-faced relatives looked on. The coffin had been carried by helicopter from his official residence, a few streets away: authorities feared another fanatic, like the one who shot Taseer on Tuesday, might show up.

Taseer's three sons, men with black shirts and red eyes, flung rose petals into the grave. A bugle sounded; graveyard workers shovelled sticky winter clay on to the fearless politician's coffin. And across Pakistan, people wondered what was disappearing into the grave with him.

Liberals have long been a minority force in Pakistan, reviled for importing "western" ideas and culture; now they are virtually an endangered species.

As Taseer was laid to rest in Lahore, his assassin, 26-year-old policeman Mumtaz Qadri, was also being showered with rose petals, in Islamabad. Cheering supporters clapped Qadri as he was bundled into court. "Death is acceptable for Muhammad's slave," they chanted.

Qadri says he killed Taseer, the man he was supposed to protect, because he advocated reform of Pakistan's controversial blasphemy law. Few other politicians have dared to speak out against the law; those who have now live in fear.

Sherry Rehman, a female MP from Karachi who tabled a parliamentary bill advocating reform of the blasphemy law, has disappeared from public view. Supporters urged her to flee the country; sources close to her say she is determined to stay. Rehman has not requested extra police protection. "She isn't even sure what that means any more," said one source.

Taseer's death has met with cold-hearted intolerance from rightwing religious leaders, several of whom said he got what he deserved. Others called him a "liberal extremist". In a country like Pakistan, that was unsurprising. More striking, though, is the lack of leadership from the country's political class.

Senior leaders from the Pakistan Muslim League-N party avoided the Lahore funeral, perhaps mindful of a decree by Barelvi mullahs that those condoling with Taseer also risked death.

But the spirit of capitulation has also infected the ruling Pakistan People's party, of which Taseer was a staunch member.

Since his death, supporters have burned tyres on the street and chanted the old party slogans; the leadership has painted his killing as part of an unnamed conspiracy.

"We need to find out if this is an attempt to destabilise Pakistan," said law minister Babar Awan, announcing the inevitable judicial enquiry.

But the tired rhetoric masked a less palatable truth: Taseer had been abandoned by his own party.

After Aasia Bibi, a Christian woman, was sentenced to death under the blasphemy laws on 8 November, Taseer visited her in jail with his wife and daughter to show his support. Shortly after, an Islamic mob rioted outside the governor's house in Lahore, burning his effigy and calling for his death. On television, prominent media commentators joined the chorus of criticism.

Senior figures in his own party turned tail. Awan, the law minister, said there was no question of reforming the blasphemy law. "As long as I am law minister no one should think of finishing this law," he said on 26 November. Another minister confirmed that position one week ago.

The U-turn was the product of a huge miscalculation. At the start of the Aasia Bibi affair, President Asif Ali Zardari suggested he might pardon the Christian woman if she was convicted. But he stalled, apparently hoping to extract political mileage from the affair.

Two weeks later the Lahore high court, which had a history of antagonism with Zardari, issued an order forbidding him from issuing a pardon.

The issue became a political football, a struggle between the government, the courts and the mullahs. Zardari was powerless to act.

And the Punjab governor was left swinging in a lonely wind.

In his last television interview, on 1 January, Taseer said it had been his "personal decision" to support Bibi. "I went to see her with my wife and daughter. Some have supported me; other are against me […] But if I do not stand by my conscience, then who will?"

The answer, he knew, was simple: not many. Taseer's politics and lifestyle were controversial in a country gripped by growing conservatism. The son of a Pakistani poet and an English mother, he rose from poor circumstances to become a business tycoon thanks to hard-nosed ambition.

Entering politics, his personal life came under scrutiny. Leaked Facebook photographs showed his family drinking wine, enjoying European holidays, swimming and dancing – common activities among the westernised Pakistani elite, but used in his case to denigrate his Islamic credentials.

Taseer was unafraid of striking back. He had a brusque political style, could be rude in private, and ridiculed his enemies on Twitter, a medium he relished for its ability to deliver barbed jabs. The difference between two of his rivals was that one had "transplanted hair, whereas the psycho has a mouldy wig", he tweeted.

This brought him into conflict with populist media figures. Last month Meher Bokhari, a prominent female television anchor, asked Taseer if he wasn't following a "pro-western agenda" by supporting the Christian woman. Taseer replied: "If you are asking me if I am a liberal, I am."

For many, the debacle shows how the heroes of yesteryear have fallen in Pakistan. Journalists, judges and lawyers came together to help oust the military leader, Pervez Musharraf in 2007; today all three groups face growing criticism for their role in the blasphemy debacle.

Ayaz Amir, a progressive commentator, noted yesterday: "The religious parties will always do what they do. You can't blame them. It is up to the other sections of Pakistani society to stop the rot and reverse the tide. But they did nothing."

For embattled liberals, Taseer's brutal death has exposed an ugly vein in society, similar to the equivocal public reaction after gunmen massacred minority Ahmadis in a Lahore mosque last May.

"There is no 'silent majority' any more, only a frightened and confused flock hemmed in by the darkness," wrote columnist Khurram Husain.

Taseer's death has left even the most powerful figures feeling vulnerable. Two years ago, extremists attacked the headquarters of Punjab's elite commando force. This week, a member of the same force, Qadri, has killed the governor of the most populous and wealthy province.

The face of the bearded 26-year-old from Islamabad, smiling beatifically as he was led away by police after killing Taseer, perhaps dreaming of his rewards in heaven, has become the image of Pakistan's national agony. His act of violence is a manifestation of the oldest debate in Pakistan, about the place of Islam in society. With the death of Taseer, the battleground for that ideological debate has shifted firmly to the controversy surrounding the blasphemy law. There's little doubt who is winning.

Written by British colonists in the 19th century, the blasphemy law grew teeth in the 1980s when the dictator Zia-ul-Haq decreed that insulting the prophet Muhammad was a crime punishable by death.

Since then, it has become widely abused as a tool to settle personal scores and discriminate against minorities. Abuse is easy because no proof is needed – an alleged blasphemer can be locked up, and even executed, on the say-so of witnesses. But the alleged slander can never be uttered – to do so would compound the crime.

Bibi, the woman at the heart of the blasphemy furore, faces death by hanging if her court appeal fails. But even if she is freed, she will have to flee Pakistan immediately – staying would be too dangerous. Canada has already offered asylum.

But in the present climate it seems unlikely that Bibi will be freed. Senior human rights campaigners fear she could be killed by zealots in jail or on the steps of the court, as has happened in other blasphemy cases.

Now that Taseer is gone, the question now is who will speak up for her. One possibility is the Islamic preacher Javaid Ghamidi. "If we don't speak up now, tomorrow we will not be able to say even the few things that we can today," he said on Dunya TV. But Ghamidi has long fled into exile, having received his own threats.

Yesterday on Twitter, the medium beloved of Taseer, liberal Pakistanis bemoaned the disappearance of "Jinnah's Pakistan" – the tolerant, pluralistic country envisioned by its founder, the lawyer Muhammad Ali Jinnah, in 1947. Still others struggled to remember when it truly existed.

And on the streets outside the celebrated silent majority – moderate Pakistanis who shun extremism and violence, and only want their society to thrive – were saying nothing. But in Pakistan, that is no longer good enough. Silence kills.

PS:I know of one Paki "liberal',pork-eater,wine biber,who will now shudder at the thought of visiting his "country" and prefer to live in dissolute and debauched life in his countries of residence!

James B · Post by **James B** » 06 Jan 2011 19:13

AOA, BENIS pinglish has reached to all korner of the world. Here ij a teet by op-ed editar of daily times pakistan, Mehmal.

@iBalochi besides, you look so ugly in this pic. Plisss to change it to some bootiphool one

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 06 Jan 2011 19:48

^

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Jan 2011 02:13

Bhen i waaz en Pawkistan dhiz morning , Eye saw Jiinah phloating all ober and dhen kame da loud robolbing rebelation ober Pawkistan ass a rezult oph Jiina'z blanned Barfeatinig plan.

O Aissa jhatka 4 7 me lagg, oye lagga
JInna, Churchil ko 69 ka Majja , oye majja
Poakland ban gya oomar QAID ki sajja, hai sajja
Jinnah ne kaisse ye ki Khawtta, oye Khaatta
Bhool gya wo aski Aukat ka Patta , oye Patta
Oye chakk diyo isda jaldi hun phatta , hai Phatta
Musharaff Phatt gaye, GUBO fass gaye
3.5 Auliyas ka maal bhi Chakkha , oye Chakkha
Dekh ke Poakey,Indian Soacheey
Bhonk rahaa, Kaun yeh Gaddha , oye Gaddha!!

Chandragupta · Post by **Chandragupta** » 07 Jan 2011 02:26

My mijjile ij raring to blast oph aphter seeing TFLFHA mohtarma in blue dress..

James B · Post by **James B** » 07 Jan 2011 03:13

Chandragupta wrote:My mijjile ij raring to blast oph aphter seeing TFLFHA mohtarma in blue dress..

Lite bloo or darak bloo