Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Jan 2011 08:25

Dear Aditar janaab,
Aphter laaang time eye yam vijiting jour noojbaber sinje eye yam becoming sarkari mehmaan oph yindoo when eye yam tiraying to wage jeehard in koophar yindoo lands.
Bhaat do eye see when eye read jour noojbaber?

La-whore-via-kuwait!!!
Moojahids are bosting bicchars oph uncovered wimmens. Don't they know that uncovered wimmens are like open meat, and the cat can eat the meat and it ij naat cat's phault hain?
Such open display oph wrist, laang phingers, hair!
And on taap oph thij one nawa moojahid Ph-aliph ij only ispeeking in koophar language and naat knowing even one word oph pingreji! Hain ji bhaat ij happening heiyar? Thij ij koophar ka nizam onree.

PeeAss: Did any one notising that Ghasi Kaadri lookj like 1st piradher oph Injamaam-uloo-haq? Eye yam thinking they got separated in kumbh ka mela.

w/salam

archan · Post by **archan** » 07 Jan 2011 11:15

shravan wrote:

yindoos have a saang in kufr pollywood. It goes "zeher hai ke pyar hai, tera chumma"

pralay · Post by **pralay** » 07 Jan 2011 11:51

krisna wrote:http://i983.photobucket.com/albums/ae31 ... -36-27.jpg

dear birathers, yenliten phis moojahide with jover kamments plizz

watch out the shoes... they have metal horseshoes

just to make tiktok noise

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Jan 2011 14:17

AoA,
Bhaat ij biradher doing looking like that?

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 07 Jan 2011 16:13

archan wrote: Sometimes mullah premullah just rocks my goat.

tauba tauba !

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 07 Jan 2011 17:57

I hab received this khabar on Salman bin Tasveer from NSN news network.

Salman Taseer's mother was British/German Chistian, second wife is kafir, and son Sikh, was protecting Asiya bibi because he was born out of a non-Muslim non-Pakistani mother.

Here are some more tasveer of him with his family. He was almost a Quaid in the making until he was done in by Shahid Ghazi Mumtaz Malik Qadri .

http://www.tafreehmela.com/band-bajao/1 ... dal-2.html

But why so much rona-dhona hain jee? Because he proposed to replace the death penalty with a 10 year prison sentence?

Sherry motorhma raising the "Hum nahin loseyenge, " symbol before Salman sahab was sent to jannat..

http://criticalppp.com/archives/31087

I wonder where is Sherry motorhma now?

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 07 Jan 2011 18:54

Spaat SDRE Raa Agint!

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 07 Jan 2011 18:58

shravan wrote:

Ghazi Malik Mumtaz Qadri gets justice! Gang ~~raped~~ loved by Pawki ~~lawyers~~ liers!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Jan 2011 23:56

re rajeshji's posting
...so some lalchik is having a normal entertaining time and pak-e-mard is having takleef
they're building a case for wajb-ul-kanada-e-vijja
sooner she moves to india the better for her

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Jan 2011 01:23

Eye hurd many aar ready tu sakrifice yand brovide Yindian Beezas beshide Veezas!!

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 08 Jan 2011 01:42

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 08 Jan 2011 01:48

ungri wit groper, now he doz nat hav a chanz with shari

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 08 Jan 2011 02:08

RajeshA wrote: Spaat SDRE Raa Agint!

The kafir with the camera... he is taking the picture so he can initiate 72,786 raw offices to instigate taseer's muhdaah

YYY consbiracy onlee

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 Jan 2011 06:10

[quote="shravan"][/quote]
diyar maulanas,
ij it halal for one pious mard to kiss another pious mard?

archan · Post by **archan** » 08 Jan 2011 22:27

partha wrote: diyar maulanas,
ij it halal for one pious mard to kiss another pious mard?

Indeed it ij. Bhat ij the broplem hain? looks like you hab naat peen attending your madarssa and peen wandering with the goats in an unauthorized manner. Pefore I deklare yu qafir, rebort to lal brafessar's cave numper 420 phor debriefing session.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Jan 2011 10:33

The Quaid's Mausoleum -- tall, phair, wheat-eating and tight musharraf!!

Gandhi Samadhi -- short, dark, small, rice-eating with no mushrraf!!

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 09 Jan 2011 10:40

Anujan wrote:The Quaid's Mausoleum -- tall, phair, wheat-eating and tight musharraf!!

Not to mention Peachy bottomed with GUBO slits included.

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Jan 2011 01:44

t-shirt fail

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid= ... 9181156429

Mohammad Aamir turned up at the spot-fixing hearing today wearing a 'Legalise Cannabis' T-shirt.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 10 Jan 2011 01:51

^^^

That ij not Mohammed Aamir, his name ij Amar Singh!! Did you naat notije the band on his hand?!

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Jan 2011 02:08

that ij a good observashun. i got carried away by halal color on his t-shirt.
in one shot he haj answered all his critics who were saying "bhat waj he smoking"

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 10 Jan 2011 02:08

^^Ij it saffron, hain ji? Where is the Zahil Hamid colour test when we need it?!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Jan 2011 02:13

Eye think Bangadeshi ishtyle eyedentity tesht kan klear da konphuzion but dhis luuk laik nu neutral gendered Nany Mcpphe !!

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Jan 2011 08:54

bhat ij that inquilab ayega? ij it same as musharrf coming from london to bakistan paaltics?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 10 Jan 2011 09:06

^^ Berhaps the aptools and motormas are asking phor inquilab in the musharraf?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 10 Jan 2011 09:10

shravan wrote:

Prave Aptool collecting hij heav-e-nly reward of 72 virgins. On earth.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 10 Jan 2011 14:06

Besh e khidmat to all juu tharkee mullahs and peachy pottomed nanhas

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 10 Jan 2011 14:13

Somehow me dont soch that theje are my birgin hoors

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Jan 2011 22:37

Archeologists discover missing Relic Casket, tooth of Buddha in Pakistan
this ij blasphemy. i demand the tooth be dijjolved in zam zam cola.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 11 Jan 2011 11:03

Methinks this bichar ij not bious enough. Bhere ij the 4th woeman ?

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 11 Jan 2011 11:05

Old and broken: Bangalore, Kerala
New Hotness: Delhi, Karnataka.
http://www.indiareport.com/India-usa-uk ... nal/2/71/2

The registration service for the site was provided by VAIOWEB and it was registered by M M K Waqar.

The address given for the registration is Noor Hospital, Delhi, Karnataka, 67890, India obviously a fake ....

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 11 Jan 2011 11:08

Afghan car aphtur remodelling done by AameerKhans in Bakisatan

archan · Post by **archan** » 11 Jan 2011 11:21

jamwal wrote:Methinks this bichar ij not bious enough. Bhere ij the 4th woeman ?

http://acidcow.com/pics/20110111/acid_picdump_28.jpg

Iph yu look kareeb se, the fourth woeman ij not a woeman yet. She ij hiding in the bink purkha, hugging he ammi. The apdul will marry here bhen she pecomes of the right age.

jamwal wrote:http://acidcow.com/pics/20110111/acid_picdump_70.jpg

Afghan car aphtur remodelling done by AameerKhans in Bakisatan

That ij taap sekrit photu oph joint (not aj in smoking a joint of Afghan's pest) venture PackAff sborts car "Bumbastica". Thij ij the taap-e-less verjoin shown in the bicchar - taap-e-less put still some purkha in the pack left on phor ishtyling busboses.

Al Baqr bin analysi.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 11 Jan 2011 11:40

The "bun" in bink purqa could be a nanha mujahid or khushpoo. How can anypody be suar.
So much canphujion. I is emigrating to kufr NewJewland. Atleast they do eberything in oben

partha · Post by **partha** » 11 Jan 2011 14:02

spaat the RAA agints.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 11 Jan 2011 14:17

Too many

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 Jan 2011 17:42

jamwal wrote:Methinks this bichar ij not bious enough. Bhere ij the 4th woeman ?

Dekho carefooly Jamwal-uddin sa'ab. She ij pulling the ghoda gadi. Aj joo can dekho, abdul ij driving a four shylinder ghoda gadi (made in the pa'astan).

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 11 Jan 2011 17:49

Dear janaabs, is a debate on blasphamy law, blasphamy itself ?

http://www.daylife.com/photo/0cRB0FY38s9Qw

If it isn't then why is motorhma Raa agint hiding her face ?

http://www.daylife.com/photo/01xY7784QK2OJ

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 12 Jan 2011 00:58

nanha mujahid Rakit-munna caught in glorious midflight maneouvre

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Jan 2011 05:27

jamwal wrote:Too many

Dhen spot the "Paa" aigints!!

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 12 Jan 2011 11:00

Paa ?