Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Jan 2011 11:29

jamwal wrote:Methinks this bichar ij not bious enough. Bhere ij the 4th woeman ?

it ij like yindoostan nashnul emblem only. 4th face prejent but not vijible.

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Jan 2011 11:36

reuters bakistan ij saying "US VP JOO BIDEN LANDS IN PAKISTAN TO MEET WITH TOP GOV AND MILITARY OFFICIALS"

spaat the differenje contest -

1) joo biden in bakistan to meet top gov afsars
2) joo biden in bakistan to meet top military afsars
3) joo biden in bakistan to meet top army afsars

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 12 Jan 2011 12:03

Bhutt majaak ij this ..hain jee ?
Ebery mullah knowj Armee=Militaree=Goberment

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Jan 2011 12:05

joo are 400% correct. it waj a trick question

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 12 Jan 2011 23:08

Dear Aiditor Janaab
I hab a pooch that if the sadar-e-pakistan haz the secrets of djinn energy can raa ajints steal it bhen he is in Abu Dhabi to speak hiyar?
http://www.worldfutureenergysummit.com/ ... li-zardari
Pleez to put roshni.
I soch that djinn energy is our crown jools more crowner than anything but less crowner than bums.
Shukirya

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Jan 2011 23:33

Suuun oye Qadir Ghazi , halal symbol oph Paki Khaki
Tujhe dekh kar ho gye hoors bekraaaaar,
Kanadian Visa ka kaaare woh Intjaaaarr!!

partha · Post by **partha** » 13 Jan 2011 00:13

pliss to explain thij.

anandsgh · Post by **anandsgh** » 13 Jan 2011 01:48

Bhat Arejoo thinking.. Hain??

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 13 Jan 2011 02:33

partha wrote:
pliss to explain thij.

Inpred Baki cricketers auditioning for the role of Maharani in Sadak-2

Seriously these pawki cricketers body language is mostly feminine. No wonder Veena Malik wants to marry an Indian

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 13 Jan 2011 05:55

Chumm lene do Ghazi Qadir ko , Pakislam ka pure nishan ha yeh
Murtad ko jo isne marra hai, Sab se barra shubh kaam hai yeh,

Poakers ko daily GUBO karna, Big Khan Kii puaarni aaddat hai,
Betab dhrakkte labbho par , Milk Nahi, Khaas Nishan hai yeh.
Iss maai ( rasmalai) Ko mubarak cheez samajh,
Maana ki bahut badnam ha yeh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i2U2kwHSF4

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 13 Jan 2011 13:26

Deiyar Adittar,
Bhy hain ji, bhy ij bicket-keeper janaap phisting shoe-haib chukter.
Ij thij new djinn hakimi takneek to get rid oph warts?
W/Salam

James B · Post by **James B** » 13 Jan 2011 14:20

Gagan wrote:Deiyar Adittar,
Bhy hain ji, bhy ij bicket-keeper janaap phisting shoe-haib chukter.
Ij thij new djinn hakimi takneek to get rid oph warts?
W/Salam

you kaafir,

that ij not shoaib-e-chucktar, that ij miss-ba-hull-faq.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 13 Jan 2011 14:26

Eye yam naat a kaafir, joo ahmediya.

Joo are so wajib-ul-qatl onree.

Hain ji, bhy ij Miss-by-ullu-haq looking like Sheep-Chukter? Too much Inpreeding?

BTW look at the eggsbression on hij face, Bismilla bhaat pliss!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 13 Jan 2011 20:40

On Taap Mullah Aaf LMU,

Bhat ij the kwalifikshun phaar passing phata-huwa? I see laat many Moolah kalling one second Kaffir and Juice and a-med-diya and Al-Qatal ke kabil and
asking phaar solo drip to Kave#69 that too with virgin goates aanlee.

Pleej to baas juar Phata-huwa?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Jan 2011 02:58

Yo Maulaners

Call a spade a spade

In the bicchar Missed bul*a-haq 's Musharaff is being tickled by pint sized hermaphrodite wikkat keeper wh0re.

Dishonesty reeks from each of those faces

Shame on Neo Cricket for showing the matches between the two minnows live

partha · Post by **partha** » 14 Jan 2011 03:22

joo are all wrong. wikit keeper is "spot fixing".

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Jan 2011 03:48

Spot frisking using the gloved haand joo mean

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Jan 2011 03:54

How did the F(Fatima)-16 crash?

IT was shot down by its own sooside-winder

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Jan 2011 03:56

What do you call a Pakistani investment banker in China?

Investment Wanker

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Jan 2011 03:57

What do you call a Chinese investment banker in Pakistan?

Investment Spanker

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Jan 2011 03:58

What do you call a Pakistani with integrity?

Ricky Ponting

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 14 Jan 2011 05:12

Mahendra wrote:Spot frisking using the gloved haand joo mean

And aj joo hap mentioned in the bast, wikket kipperj gloves are ribbed phor extra bleasure!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 Jan 2011 09:45

Diyar IED-atar

I came across this shocking video yesterdin.

Where crikit blayer Aphridi calls Mohammed Hafeez a Ch**tiya. I could not sleeb phor 10 dins now. Should aphridi not given his 72 phor blast-phemy?

partha · Post by **partha** » 14 Jan 2011 09:57

joo are mistaken. there ij no evidenje to prove it. ten sports is owned by yindians. could be a yindoo conspiracy. video doej not show apridi saying chu**tiya. could as well be the commentator saying it.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 Jan 2011 10:03

You kuffar Partha!! When did lack oph evidenje brevent batriotic bakistanis phrom giving beepuls their 72 phor blast-phemy?

partha · Post by **partha** » 14 Jan 2011 10:05

hmm..joo are right. that ij a good point. but ij apridi not a true muslim? can true muslims commit blast-phemy?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Jan 2011 13:44

afridi is boom-boom
that ij blast-fame-y
blast-fame-y is halal
blash-phaimi is haram and galat-phaimi; plij to re-phrain onlee
besides in bicchar, bowlar-e-kirketi is leaping up for aerial refueling receiving takniki
whilst wicked-keepa ij getting ready to re-phuel him with probe as taut by unkil in camp dicks-on manuva

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 15 Jan 2011 00:58

Latest imborted rang ka kamal........adhi dadi haram adhi halal

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Jan 2011 02:02

Rsinghpindiwaleh,
Which Ass-troid dheze namoona arr phrom?
CALIMA?
(CA=utionLIve aniMal)

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 15 Jan 2011 03:08

Mango pakis take sooside bums and other daily nesheshitties in stride.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 15 Jan 2011 03:11

Lahore-via-kuwait!

Eye can onree see plonds, prunettes, and readpeards!
Bhaat ij thij - a mardana peauty contest?
And that too in saffron color? Are they all raa agints? Qwickly check theiyar wirsts, maybbe they have saffron pands also.

BTW that two color peard with half white and half red ij the latest istyle. I have to hide my goats arleady.

w/Salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 15 Jan 2011 03:13

anupmisra wrote:Mango pakis take sooside bums and other daily nesheshitties in stride.

AoA biradher look carefooly,
They are reciting the nasanal anthem oph bakistan - along with the sound oph trumpets.

w/salam

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 Jan 2011 03:35

Whateva

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 15 Jan 2011 03:43

Dishko bukhaar Shteerikes aberage paki. So much aag in us.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Jan 2011 04:24

Mahendra wrote:^Skyullah
naanusal gandthem
Pāin in tha hemarrhoid is bād!
Shād bād manzil-e-commode

Log kehte hai ki
Karvan gujarta gya, Pakistan banta gya
Pehle Araps , phir Iranio ka Curd jamta gya.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Jan 2011 11:02

Jannat on Jameen oph DJinna
lukk at dhiz Lukky BARF=Born oph Arab Fu..k Poak
Goats Goats every where Goats, naat One but many to seek.

partha · Post by **partha** » 15 Jan 2011 12:25

diyar moojahids,

what ij it i am suno-ing about certain joonesia? ij it about joos occupying south asia? pliss to remind me to carry a banner "free south asia from joos" during next "free daater of bakistan" rally.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 15 Jan 2011 12:35

rsingh wrote:

Isn't that my fourth coujjin, Mullah Chappal bin Bata Al Tata?!

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 15 Jan 2011 19:07

Ajj they say saije dozent matters, Brejenting Nunni peard

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 15 Jan 2011 20:07

^^^Bhy iij thij mullah dark? Raa agint onleee