Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 18 Jan 2011 12:57

Ebery khushpoo haj a day.

Bakrch*d maulaners peware!!

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 18 Jan 2011 13:10

abhik · Post by **abhik** » 18 Jan 2011 13:45

rsingh wrote:

Breithers, this person is actually a hairy 4000% extra mard Ballchinian alien.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 18 Jan 2011 14:10

rsingh wrote:

bosted without kament

archan · Post by **archan** » 18 Jan 2011 17:39

Narad wrote:Ebery khushpoo haj a day.
Bakrch*d maulaners peware!!
http://img1.imagehousing.com/13/f54f1a7 ... 037db7.jpg

Aj they say, baypack ij a peach. I know eggjaktly how much it hurts. Ju gotta do bhat ju gotta do birather.

TonyMontana wrote:I'm here all week.

Bhaat? our lamba than pahaad and gehra than samundar fliend ij bijiting phor a phull hafta? ij thij hafta vasooli? do the yuniversity have enough stock oph vajjeline? hu all want to gupo the sab-mausam dost?

In doosra newj, mullah Philosophie bosted thij in the bure dhaaga:

Philip wrote: The latest cover feature in India Today on Pak carries Imran Khan's wail that pakistan has descended into a "black hole".

I yam confooje. Bhat ij so naya in thij I ask yu hain? i see that habben every subah...
yand the bicchar oph it ij definitely naat worth butting on a front bage of any mag-e-zine. Even the bicchar would stink.

Al Baqr bin baypack getti.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 19 Jan 2011 06:27

Yeh kaun hai jo Isloo mei aayya
Bottl-e- Vazleen ka packet ley ayya
Lo Khush ho gya , Amir Khan jee
Musharraf ne jo "rung" Dikhaya
Poookiyaaaaaaa!! O'
Gubo subko aaati Nahi hai
Sauvirginity Jo Jaati Nahi
Phut jaye jo Musharraf kisi ki
Samjho ki woh Paaki Nahi Hai !!
Pooakiyaaaaaaa!!!!! O'

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 19 Jan 2011 11:25

archan wrote: hu all want to gupo the sab-mausam dost?

Mullahs and moojahids PEWARE.. methinkj this aal weathel fliend haj Lopsters hidden in hij Moosharraf..
GUPOing him can be quite Bainfool..

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 19 Jan 2011 12:11

archan wrote:
Narad wrote:Ebery khushpoo haj a day.
Bakrch*d maulaners peware!!
http://img1.imagehousing.com/13/f54f1a7 ... 037db7.jpg
Aj they say, baypack ij a peach. I know eggjaktly how much it hurts. Ju gotta do bhat ju gotta do birather.

That should teach juu not to mix zam-zam cola with herps

partha · Post by **partha** » 19 Jan 2011 12:57

moojahids,
i hab a pooch. i see that "pakistan and china" - anagram - "china kidnap satan". ij it good neuj or bad neuj?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 19 Jan 2011 13:29

wack-thu-ally eey ej "satan nap china kid" phor most LMU faculty

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 19 Jan 2011 20:48

Blease to spot RAMA agent

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 20 Jan 2011 08:57

braying for TFTA kushpoo.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Jan 2011 13:37

Deiyar Abduls, Kushboos and Ayeshas.

Grate nooj. Bakistan haj achibed 400% pindigenous teknologi in all type oph mijjile.

SRBM: Sialkot-Rawalpindi Blastic Mijjale
IRBM: Islamapaad-Rawalpindi Blastic Mijjale
ICBM: Islamapaad-Chenab Blastic Mijjale
SLBM: Sargodha-Lawhore Blastic Mijjale
Crooj Mijjale: Raand

(Caapy-right @ Gaganulla)
Salam

niran · Post by **niran** » 21 Jan 2011 17:13

Gagan wrote:(Caapy-right @ Gaganulla)
Salam

AoA
Diyar Aditoor Janab
i hape a sawal, in da apove eet eez "@ Gaganulla"
pray to be enlightening how to be ispeaking
as
- Ga ga Nulla
- Gag on Nulla
-Gag an Nulla
- Gagan ulluwa

Salam

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 21 Jan 2011 17:31

it ij Ladee Ga Ga N(aach)

negi · Post by **negi** » 21 Jan 2011 20:42

Just put a 'sitara-e-jurrat' aphtel hij naam .

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Jan 2011 01:08

Phrom agge orr peeche, uppar orr neeche , Khabbe or Sajje
Mullah rhyymez well with .. ...(Big PP=Panjabi Pakistan)

partha · Post by **partha** » 22 Jan 2011 07:13

Govt readies plan to win over IMF

scaling down revenue target by more than five per cent and two weekly holidays

bositive neuj thij. more time for jeeeeehaaard and outraje.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Jan 2011 07:48

Ahem!

Bhaat ij thij hain?

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 22 Jan 2011 09:06

Gagan wrote:Ahem!

Bhaat ij thij hain?

bhat are joo doing in amrika hain?

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=146452415384182

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 22 Jan 2011 14:50

Bakistanis giving friendly masaj

gowda · Post by **gowda** » 22 Jan 2011 21:59

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 22 Jan 2011 23:26

Who are theej POPs? Are theej Cheeni Abus auf theej Motorhamas? Pleej kraliphy!

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 23 Jan 2011 00:07

Pop's mean tall fair Araps onlee. hu can be the pop? They can only be tallel than mountain, but deepel than ocean, but they are naat TFTA like araps. It ij a phamily fight between motorohams and their pops. Naat sure who ij purer oph the two.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Jan 2011 00:11

I thought they were meant to pop pills and not condoms

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Jan 2011 00:20

No piils, dhey aar talking bout Pop"ing"noices en kondom taim.
Bliss tu taik a urgent Noat
Kondemn tu be Kondom
None, but Onllee A/A Poak.
(AA=Abdool/Aee-sha)
Dhiz iz nothing butt da Truth
Yand, NO, itz naat a Joak!
On Poak .

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 23 Jan 2011 01:07

I think Kondom Pops on hearing auf Phemouj Blas Act (German phor phookkaam)!

Motorhamas are doing mar-kating onlee!

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 23 Jan 2011 05:41

NSN has to step up to next level of news dissemination. I suggest create a youtube etc. NSN channel and start assembling small 1 min clips that are topical and hard hitting an convey the reality of TSP.

For example have a video of some of these pics to convey the message.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Jan 2011 11:03

Mullah Maha_indriya seems tu be biggphan oph Veena Maalish.
Bhaat izz da bious obinion oph Jirga, izz da Poakri wazibul "b"enis?

James B · Post by **James B** » 23 Jan 2011 22:49

I-scream barty in La-whore bedding. See how our see-near LMU maulanas combeting phor I-scream

James B · Post by **James B** » 23 Jan 2011 22:51

Bhat ij thij?

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 23 Jan 2011 22:55

James B wrote:I-scream barty in La-whore bedding. See how our see-near LMU maulanas combeting phor I-scream

ij that hara batli eye ispot zam-zam cola or hein-e-ken?

partha · Post by **partha** » 23 Jan 2011 23:00

James B wrote:I-scream barty in La-whore bedding. See how our see-near LMU maulanas combeting phor I-scream

ij it becauje there ij only one dish in the bedding? ij one dish not a rule imposed by pakjab goberment?

ManjaM · Post by **ManjaM** » 23 Jan 2011 23:01

James B wrote:I-scream barty in La-whore bedding. See how our see-near LMU maulanas combeting phor I-scream

Hain ji, jahil persons. maulana hai ya piranha?

James B · Post by **James B** » 23 Jan 2011 23:01

Ij thij motorhama waji-bull-cattle?? highly NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1aefr66fCA

James B · Post by **James B** » 23 Jan 2011 23:23

With love to Arap Biraders

Phrom Bakistani pastards (of araps).

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 Jan 2011 02:55

James B wrote:Ij thij motorhama waji-bull-cattle?? highly NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1aefr66fCA

that eej highly klajjiphied phootage oph jarnail kayani whilst at kakul being ragged by mushy and other seniors... unmistakable pheatrues...

partha · Post by **partha** » 24 Jan 2011 02:58

http://pakteahouse.net/2011/01/23/stand ... -blasphemy

Can we find one Jinnah among 180 million souls?

i soch bakistan should lift the ban on pork and whiskey

partha · Post by **partha** » 24 Jan 2011 09:28

earth-e-shatter in bakistan.
epicentre in tajikstan and yindia was planning an air base there. ij it a coincidenje? i think not.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 25 Jan 2011 08:01

Farzana becomes Faizan after surgery
TFTA Motorhama becomes mard