Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 28 Jan 2011 21:35

GuruPrabhu wrote:
AjayKK wrote:
All birathers untie, bury Face in Book forever, as four days ( of study) by the cot not enough.
Diyar Mullah Aaj-yeh-kullah,

Joo are not samjho correctly. It ij saying boy on cot not enough - need khushboo aljo.

his astrologger pramijed him Khush and Boy sandwich
although, the praablem with cot is that rope will burn the boy's knees and khushboos legs will slip through

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 29 Jan 2011 04:15

The Paki Law wazir says that they will not bow to external pressure, very very Taqqiya statement bekose Amritraj applies internal pressure only na?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 29 Jan 2011 04:16

Life changing discovery for the Arabs....Petroleum

Life changing invention for the Pakis....Petroleum Jelly

archan · Post by **archan** » 29 Jan 2011 05:15

Mahendra wrote:Life changing discovery for the Arabs....Petroleum

Life changing invention for the Pakis....Petroleum Jelly

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 29 Jan 2011 06:32

Mahendra wrote:Life changing discovery for the Arabs....Petroleum
Life changing invention for the Pakis....Petroleum Jelly

Azz Laang azz et comez phrom Hoily Arapia!!
Both aar jewsed phor temporarily enoji ride.
Duz dhiz maik Poak, Arapian Jelly?

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 29 Jan 2011 09:15

Mahendra wrote:Life changing discovery for the Arabs....Petroleum

Life changing invention for the Pakis....Petroleum Jelly

Life threatening experience for khushboo ... Baki with Petroleum Jelly

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 29 Jan 2011 11:21

GuruPrabhu wrote:
Mahendra wrote:Life changing discovery for the Arabs....Petroleum

Life changing invention for the Pakis....Petroleum Jelly
Life threatening experience for khushboo ... Baki with Petroleum Jelly

Baki with Petroleum Jelly = also shape changing experience for mobile phone.

Four donkeys helping poor Pakistani peast of purdahn to stand up who lost his balance due to overload in Lahore, Pakistan on Wednesday, Dec. 8, 2010.

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Link

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 29 Jan 2011 11:28

The problem with news images from Bakistan is that every one is someone who you have previously seen.

Hiyar Amirkhan con-sullat bin bandook employee is escorted by Kotwaal like Shahid Afridi ?

Link

Hain, that is becauj of six degrees of attachment ??

1. Afridi >> 2. Hij coujin >> 3. Coujin's goat << 4. Goat's doosri coujin << 5. doosri coujin's Uncle who is Kotwaal

Guddu · Post by **Guddu** » 30 Jan 2011 00:11

Most beautiful khusboo in aall of arapia
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 84657.html

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 30 Jan 2011 00:26

::Lightpulp moment::
Betroleum jelly comes from betroleum
Thats bhy Bakistanis like to pee araps
Strategic soch onlee, brotecting their way of liphe

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 30 Jan 2011 10:53

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-12305049

But Punjab Law Minister Rana Sanaullah said.....no external or internal pressure will be tolerated."

Ij he talking about julaab and enema, hain ji? Will vajeline help take the pain-da-butt?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 30 Jan 2011 18:04

Mard Puleesh doing ishtunts
Look ammi, no hands.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 31 Jan 2011 00:44

Eye thenk da kurrent kunditions en Poakland now kwalify dehm tu g"r"andulate azz Benisstan oph South Asia.

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 31 Jan 2011 00:59

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 31 Jan 2011 02:47

^
Acharya forgot to add....... Spat the choti RAW agint

partha · Post by **partha** » 31 Jan 2011 07:58

bhat ij thij "bombay dreams" picchar? ij it about kasab and hij friends? or ij it about baki actors dreaming about bollywood?

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 31 Jan 2011 18:44

BLASPHEMY: ANGER IN THE STREETS

A supporter of a religious party holds a placard during a rally in support of Pakistan's blasphemy laws in Lahore January 30, 2011. REUTERS/Mohsin Raza

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 31 Jan 2011 19:54

Immigration officer put wife on terror list http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkie ... error_list

An immigration officer was so sick of his wife that he put her on a terrorist watch list - so she couldn't get home from Pakistan.

The officer added her name to the register of people banned from flights into the UK while she was visiting family overseas, reports The Mirror.

When she went to the airport to get her return flight back, officials told her she could not board the plane and did not explain why.

She called her husband, who promised to look into it - but left her stuck in Pakistan for three years while he had the "time of his life".

An immigration source said: "A lot of people may dislike their other halves but to do this takes it to the next level.

"Needless to say she was confused when she got to the airport as she had never been involved in anything criminal or terrorist related.

"She obviously thought her husband, being an immigration officer, would be able to find out what was going on.

"Little did she know it was him who had put her on the list. By all accounts he then had the time of his life."

The officer was caught out when bosses vetted him after he went for a promotion that required him to have a higher level of security clearance.

They realised his wife was on the watch list and asked him for an explanation. He had no choice but to confess what he had done - and was fired.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 31 Jan 2011 19:55

you should post this in the L&M dhaga!!

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 01 Feb 2011 19:47

Jirga,
Qweschun: boster by the name "Rape khan " has written:

#
R. Khan
Jan 30, 2011 - 11:22PM
Reply
Shameful even eunuchs are not left! Next would be animals if not already practiced in rural areas.

Here: http://tribune.com.pk/story/111164/sexu ... ng-guests/

Why blural in the bolded part?
Bliss to explain.

Tamang · Post by **Tamang** » 01 Feb 2011 20:17

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Feb 2011 20:55

neeluddin, dont ju know? it costs 20 goats to buy 1 wife, therefore, ju are entaightled to 20 goats at any one time and 80 if you follow a rotation policy. and even more if you follow the rules

amdavadi · Post by **amdavadi** » 01 Feb 2011 20:58

paki badnaam hua kanadian vija ke liye

negi · Post by **negi** » 01 Feb 2011 22:21

Neela wrote: Why blural in the bolded part?
Bliss to explain.

Diyar Neeluddin Lalpraf ij peeing modest onlee, aktually there ij a kahani behind the 'blural'. Dus saal ago bhen I waj a nava entrant to LMU I had taken a khuspoo to LMU aj nazrana phor good Brofessor instead he scowled at yours sachly and yelled 'Ek se mera kya hoga' !

Some stoodents say 3 ij the minimum .

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Feb 2011 22:29

well in those dins i was more mard (before predator ishtrikes brought anxiety to mijjile force) and three khushboos was mandatory per experiment

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Feb 2011 22:37

Taaja Rebelation , phlying bith da stink from Poakside oph Wagha devoiding 2 nations baised en releegon .

Shoofee En Delhi get exshited bith klaim oph Anhal Haaqe
Shoofee en Lahore get Exshited bith klaim of Aaa..al Phaque

Yand Poaks arr proud phlowers oph Shoofee Shaukkens.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 01 Feb 2011 22:51

NSFW NSFHhttp://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1069 ... saflag.jpg

Bakistan bee on American Flag Day.
The kid was taken home by the mullah later for some more training

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 02 Feb 2011 09:34

ramana wrote:Have they linked Raymond Davies to yehudis and Hindus yet?

Take 1000 Stribes!!

http://twitter.com/#!/majorlyprofound/s ... 9459201024

partha · Post by **partha** » 02 Feb 2011 09:52

Anujan wrote:
ramana wrote:Have they linked Raymond Davies to yehudis and Hindus yet?
Take 1000 Stribes!!

http://twitter.com/#!/majorlyprofound/s ... 9459201024

Anujanullah,

better lawhori logic would be - davies ij derived from yehudi david and raymonds ij a yindoo kampany.

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 02 Feb 2011 23:30

bhere ij the kirket baal?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 02 Feb 2011 23:34

mard-e-momin showing his jawani
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=652ETYrHKIQ

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 03 Feb 2011 02:16

Bakistan Constitutional reforms yr 2020
1. All men/women ,animals , to be covered in burqa from head to toe.
2. Absolute ban on hindi/english songs, no music, only azaan
3. Punishment for rape of women: The convicted has to cut the cutables and to adopt a goat .
punishment for the rape of a man or eunuch: Become a soosie bomber
4. Had to protest against west,yindoos twice every month as a social obligation
5. Burn those who call these reforms as madness .

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Feb 2011 02:23

plij no more baccha baazi on this dhaaga!

James B · Post by **James B** » 03 Feb 2011 02:25

vdutta wrote:mard-e-momin showing his jawani
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=652ETYrHKIQ

No wondel, Eunuch like theje gets rabed in Bakistan.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Feb 2011 06:18

Khushboo Chaaalliee, Burkini oorrr ke challiee
Mullah ne kaha , aajja mere paass
Aaaj ki raat , tughhe dikhaoo Jannaat.

Khusboo kahe , maaai tho Mojee ki hoon pyaaas,
Chor de mughe , meri Musharraf barri Kha-asss.

Kushboo Challee, Dekh ke ooose , sarre Begums wo jalee!!

Kaaaave sixxxxty Nine mei hai mera Intjjaar,
Mujahid Kharra hai lekke mizzle bekkraar .
Fouuurth Aaaayehas ko woh de ke Talaak
Likkkhge ga Muutaa Aaaj Khusboo ke Saaath,
Main hoo reward ooska , karre jo Jeeehad .

Khusbooooo Challe , Mujahid ki galli
Much gaayye Lahor me kaise khalballiee.

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 03 Feb 2011 19:48

vdutta wrote:NSFW NSFHhttp://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1069 ... saflag.jpg

Bakistan bee on American Flag Day.
The kid was taken home by the mullah later for some more training

I blayed Spaat-the-RAA-Agint in this picture...carefully in the middle dekho...... bliss to call Paki helpline number 1800-PAE-DO-PHILE.
Shukran!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Feb 2011 00:43

Nihat · Post by **Nihat** » 04 Feb 2011 01:21

Dr Choos eh. Well, after all Pakis are known suckers. It can be amriki dollar or chinese doctor.

archan · Post by **archan** » 04 Feb 2011 01:55

Nihat wrote:Dr Choos eh. Well, after all Pakis are known suckers. It can be amriki dollar or ~~chinese~~ chines doctor.

There. Laarn yuvar sbellings.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 Feb 2011 02:55

Mahendra wrote:http://www.dawn.com/wp-content/gallery/ ... rs_002.jpg

Bhat did Dr. phoonk sundari say to Maulaner Aptul bin phyrr-e-mijjile ?

Mera naam lyn chin choos,
Lyn chin choos, baba lyn chin choos....