Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 07 Feb 2011 10:25

But don't they say that Jinnah's visit you during nightmares and they actually can do *Sharam* *Sharam* activities.
Have they not published news items like that.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Feb 2011 13:29

eet eej true
djinns do make night time visits to 'nid uRao' of mujahids and motorhams
in LMU we habh several such incidents in the dorms and public park areas each night. We habh posted several juniyar maulers in the public parks to ensure that such activities happen, er do naat happen
and sin-here maulers prowl, er patrol - the dorms for similar parpase
the praablem eej, sometimes the djinn enters the baady of the mauler and then it is hard to know who is who and where in the daisy chain
afkurse, i prefer my djinns to be green robed and leading the pak-e-fauj-e-ghazis on camels into the yindoo ranks, but the prableem with djinns is - ju nebhar knowing what you are getting
yours
Lalpraf

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 07 Feb 2011 15:07

Member of parliament Baki motarmas dijplaying elegant bakistaniyat in public.

pee ass: Ijj it madam jalebi in faar right??

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 07 Feb 2011 15:11

LMU maths baber leaked aaout :

HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
Name: _____________________________
Mullah: ___________________________

1. Ayub has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each village, how many villages can he cover before he has to reload?
2. Irshad has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Salim for $320, and 2 grams to Mukhtar for $85 a gram. What is the street value of the remaining cocaine that he doesn't cut?
3. Rafiq is pimping for 3 women. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each woman have to turn to Rafiq can pay for his $800 a day crack habit?
4. Irshad wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need to reach his goal?
5. Abdul gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $800?
6. Rashid is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He received $10,000 for the hit. If one of his four wives is spending $100 a month, how much money will be left when he gets out of jail, and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent all his money?

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 07 Feb 2011 15:38

Lalmohan wrote:lyn in mandarain is pranaanced as lun with a silent d on the end
dr choos knows best

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 07 Feb 2011 15:46

Airavat wrote:

Holding something....or a new style of running??

Hope you guys realise the REAL reason for holding hands in that fashion .....

Thank God Pamela doesn't run that way.....

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 07 Feb 2011 15:48

^ Ij it halaal to show ankles during bhago-dood.

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 07 Feb 2011 15:53

somethings bounce and gives Ideas to local Abdul wondering about...

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 08 Feb 2011 00:22

AoA Onlee!!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 08 Feb 2011 00:28

Sri wrote:somethings bounce and gives Ideas to local Abdul wondering about...

Bhat nonsense joo speek

It is Mohammed Asifa and Shoaiba Kthar in their delivery stride. Mohammed Ameera on the extreme right has just delivered a no ball.

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 08 Feb 2011 06:37

Mahendra wrote:
Sri wrote:somethings bounce and gives Ideas to local Abdul wondering about...
Bhat nonsense joo speek

It is Mohammed Asifa and Shoaiba Kthar in their delivery stride. Mohammed Ameera on the extreme right has just delivered a no ball.

Mahendraullah!!! Mohammad Ameera seems to be hindu, notice jeans and a dhaagaa on right hand....

Mohmmad Asifa is disqualified , for changing lanes.

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 Feb 2011 10:58

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 450503.cms

The United States has suspended high-level contacts with Pakistan as ties between the two countries continue to deteriorate over the Raymond Davis affair.

bhat ij thij high lebel contact hain ji? i alwaj thought amirkhan had low level contact with bakistan.

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 08 Feb 2011 11:48

Bious image of mard2mard public display of afflicshun by

.

http://www.daylife.com/photo/0fv6bIVdokcPA

http://www.daylife.com/photo/03Av6RV2psc2R

Mullah Mahendra ij correct on position of feel-ding position of Mohammad Amir.

James B · Post by **James B** » 08 Feb 2011 12:20

AjayKK wrote:

http://www.daylife.com/photo/03Av6RV2psc2R

Mullah Mahendra ij correct on position of feel-ding position of Mohammad Amir.

Bhat ij thij? Groping kaantesht or Gilan-nahi phor a day Kaantesht?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 08 Feb 2011 15:09

^ Who ij groping whom.. Too many hands all sides.

archan · Post by **archan** » 08 Feb 2011 21:03

Well we know phor suar that one of them looks habby and the apdul in plack suit looks unhabby. That ij bhat habbens bhen high level contakt ij cut and subbly-e-vajjeline ij interrubted. The exberiments go sour without vajjeline aj lalmullah will tell yu.

abhischekcc · Post by **abhischekcc** » 08 Feb 2011 21:09

Group grope

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Feb 2011 02:04

vajeline ij sour?

i nebher knew that?!?!
(i'll have to ask phoonk sundari...)

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Feb 2011 02:12

Be careful Brafessar, after watching bigg boss 4, I realised that what looks and sounds like phoonk sundari can actually be Phoonk Sundaran.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Feb 2011 02:20

diyar mahendrullah
at LMU we rearly ask such difficult kveshchuns
phool ishteam a-head and damn the torpedoes!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Feb 2011 02:33

AjayKK wrote:Bious image of mard2mard public display of afflicshun by
[http://www.daylife.com/photo/0fv6bIVdokcPA

Mullah Mahendra ij correct on position of feel-ding position of Mohammad Amir.

Bhaat arr dhey ubtoo. Shinging

Aajj kal tere mere byar ki gooftgoo hur juban par
Subb ko maloom hai aurr sub ko khabar ho gayee!!
Hum ne tho byar mei aisa kaam kar liya
Vazleen lagga ke ,apna pocket bharr diya.

Aaaj kal tere mere naap ke Kacche hur dukkan par
Subb ko maloom hai aurr sub ko khabar ho gayee!!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Feb 2011 02:49

Lalmohan wrote:diyar mahendrullah
at LMU we rearly ask such difficult kveshchuns
phool ishteam a-head and damn the torpedoes!!

Diyar Lalbrafessar,

I am onlee konjarned about your haalth. Joo are the most revered ulema of LMU. Iph joo ishteam ahead with scant e rearguard and then happen to contract jannat-al warts then even chines dakktar(ni) lyn Choos wont be abal to qualify the taste of vajleen.

Damn the torpedoes but kover jour mijjiles.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Feb 2011 02:55

All joo Kafirs are wrong.

The above bicchar is an illustration of an advanced qualitative research technique taught at LMU by Dr Dilbulla Octopussi

The course is called " How to determine the mean Pra size in a crowded place"

niran · Post by **niran** » 09 Feb 2011 03:07

Mahendra wrote: The course is called " How to determine the mean Pra size in a crowded place"

Diyar Aditor Janab,
this eej plashphemey, eye demand Gazi Mahi korrect his chasma numper
da asli name eej

How to determine the mean AATA area in a crowded place

where AATA== Ayesha Administered Troubled Area

Salam

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Feb 2011 13:18

diyar mahendrullah
hazaar shukrans phor jur kansarns
howebher, kavaring oph mijjiles ij haram
that ij bhy we habh mijjile trimming ceremony
habh ju naat had jurs trimmed hain ji?
arre ju a kaffir rawww agint?
plij to probhide peroof by showing your lungi to nearest pak-fauji
maind ju, he may detain ju phor a little while for closar mijjile injectshun, i mean inspekshun
then ju shall know phoonk sundar/i reality
iph all perooves well, then kam to my labs
we habh new herbs to share
urs
lalpraf-al-healthi

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 09 Feb 2011 22:25

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Feb 2011 22:34

^^^but bhere ij the soosai attachments?

archan · Post by **archan** » 09 Feb 2011 22:41

I soch that they should brovide a strab just pelow the neck so that the bious blayer can tuck hij flowing peard safely out of harm's way.The piradher hu haj the longest (peard, you kaffirs) shuold pe the kaptaan and the one with the shortest pe the 12th (wo)man. Also, the babsi logo shuold pe reblaced py logo-e-cola-e-zam zam.

yuvars sochingly
Al Baqr bin contemblati

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Feb 2011 23:37

Bhat is star of David doing on Pak official Training kit? Khanspiracee by Bebsi onlee............

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 10 Feb 2011 02:44

Green is phor envy kaffirs habe phor us. Ju know? Jalassy.

Boom boom is for soosai.

Yallow is phor bhat comes out before and aphter boom boom.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Feb 2011 02:53

Baikul wrote:.

Yallow is phor bhat comes out before and aphter boom boom.

Jellow iz also gibing klue en da shaip oph S phollowed by Black S .
Bhatt duz Pe-Psi shtand phor? shum kind oph preassure measuring pee phor-mullah.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 10 Feb 2011 03:15

Chupke chupke raat din Vaseline laganaa yaad hai - 2
Humko ab tak Armitage ka voh zamaana yaad hai
Chupke chupke raat din Vaseline laganaa yaad hai
Khench le na voh mera patloon ka kona daffatan - 2
Aur durex se tera voh munh chhupaana yaad hai

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Feb 2011 03:45

Mullah Maha-indriya,

Yand eye thot Mushy said
Jindagi bhar nahi bhoollege Guboraat ki Baat
Vazleen, Armitaaj yand naughty Khyalat ki Baat.

Hai woh Peachy Musharraf ka trapana , dekh Khaan ka Tool
Khudaya karroonga naa khwab mei bhi phir aisee koi Bhool
Aiiiiwan e Sadar se aati hooi cheekho pukar ki Baaaat.
Jindagi....

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 10 Feb 2011 07:29

"@marvi_memon: Met the punjabi linguist experts" Were they cunning?

Is Pakistan the Next Egybt?! Arent we aljo the country oph De-Nile?

http://twitter.com/majorlyprofound

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 10 Feb 2011 07:46

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Feb 2011 08:11

armenon · Post by **armenon** » 10 Feb 2011 08:28

^^ Going by the facial expressions, who owns whom ?

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 10 Feb 2011 10:37

'Metrosexuals' on the rise in Pakistan http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/ar ... 443759.2e1

Kafir culture destroying pure culture

Lipstick laga ke rakhana, Facial kara ke rakhana
Lene tujhe o gora, ayega tere sajana

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 10 Feb 2011 12:10

Raghavendra wrote:'Metrosexuals' on the rise in Pakistan

Lipstick laga ke rakhana, Facial kara ke rakhana
Lene tujhe o gora, ayega tere sajana

Blij to make minor co-rection

Lipstick laga ke rakhana, Facial kara ke rakhana
Lene tujhe o sajna, ayega tera gora.

Lahaaul Lahaaul, young maulaers beware, kyyun ki this is what is happening in Lal Labs, Lahore after Lalpraf has veered into unexplained streams of studies moving away from core-e-subjects! Though lalpraf insists that these ishtudents will infill-e-trate jernail shura and cause bum-e-explosion, there are doubts over such plans.

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Feb 2011 12:17

phound thij on tweeter

whatever field of life you've chosen for yourelf, be really good at it. stop working yourself up over the news #BeTheBestPakistaniYouCanBe

bhy ij tha fact that bakistanis hab chosen terrorijm aj a field and hab become good at it not recognijed?