Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 12 Feb 2011 03:22

What the phucking maulana is this? Inbred unwashed talibs planning a sequel to Scream starring Mullah Devis

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 12 Feb 2011 03:28

Finally one banner that makes sense

Hang us terrarists

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » 12 Feb 2011 05:38

Mahendra wrote:

What the phucking maulana is this? Inbred unwashed talibs planning a sequel to Scream starring Mullah Devis

Wajib-Ul-Cattle for wearing Masks and getting all the spellings (Except one

) correct....

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 12 Feb 2011 05:54

Mahendra wrote:Relations between Pakistan and US getting worse, in an unprecedented movePakistan decides to withdraw from the Davis cup

Bhai Wah! Atleasht the mujahids habe the shpelling right.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 12 Feb 2011 05:55

Charlie wrote:
Mahendra wrote:

What the phucking maulana is this? Inbred unwashed talibs planning a sequel to Scream starring Mullah Devis
Wajib-Ul-Cattle for wearing Masks and getting all the spellings (Except one ) correct....

Pleaje to notish the nerf bandook.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 12 Feb 2011 10:37

Deer Maulaners, Ghazis yand moojahids:I yam deeply disturbed by the unphairly sacking of our peeloved chikna. So Let us all come together and participate in "Justice for Vazzeline campaign". Bliss to join candle-e-light march on jumma din in phront of cave caamplex 420! Our super duper cheesy gay q-reshi did not deserve such a G#nd pe laath.

I thinks our good old days are went

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Feb 2011 10:47

Gooreshi izz singing
Janne kahan gaye klinton, kehte thei Poaki g..meiii,
Vazleen roaze lagayenge
India mei chahe terrorism karo, Mushararf ko AmirKhaaaan bajjayenge .

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Feb 2011 11:11

Brand Nu Poaker

http://img135.imageshack.us/i/20485220x220.jpg/

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 12 Feb 2011 16:45

Qureshi paid the price for opposing Davis' immunity

Hiyar ez a lesson bhor nanha mujahids... aal ways opey jour master or joo get pooted in da musharraf ...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 12 Feb 2011 17:14

Afridi warns World Cup teams not to underestimate "hungry" Pak in tournament

In every bak match, ICC bhill need six hundred palls given the hunger obh bakis.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 12 Feb 2011 20:55

Mouth Wide Oben and a dark lean mijjile leabing towards it ...

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Feb 2011 21:01

ij he trying to smell the mike with hij mouth a la afridi?

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 13 Feb 2011 09:58

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 13 Feb 2011 10:09

Trooly times hab changed a lot since 1500 years ago

Brejenting emo-khushpoo!!

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 13 Feb 2011 11:16

Mahendra wrote:

Finally one banner that makes sense

Hang us terrarists

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 13 Feb 2011 11:20

^^
But notis ispelling miss-take in phirst line.

We Condom us terrarijm.
It should pe We condom our terrarijm onree.

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 13 Feb 2011 11:22

Kaffirs at the 387th annual urs of Hazrat Mian Mir

“We were expecting a much higher turnout,” Mian Azeem, a member of the darbar committee, told The Express Tribune. “A very low number visited this year. The recent blast at Hazrat Ali Hajveri’s urs scared people and that is why I think they didn’t come.”

The urs was to conclude late night on Saturday with special prayers for Pakistan and the Muslim Ummah. Langar (free food) was distributed amongst the devotees at a cost of Rs400,000 to the administration. Special naat sessions were held the whole day but no renowned naat khwan participated.

Bhutt ijj Naat???

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 13 Feb 2011 11:25

Airavat wrote:Bhutt ijj Naat???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p95jH90vpjw

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 13 Feb 2011 11:26

^^^^ I ispecially like his mitthu hair-e-style on the pig bumpkin face with tea-pickle gazi peard.
Thats how I pee-live Mahdi would ebentually look like..

AoA onlee!!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 13 Feb 2011 14:49

Airavat wrote:
Bhutt ijj Naat???

Naat ij like a Yindoo Bhajan but without any moojik..

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 13 Feb 2011 18:47

Chinmayanand wrote:Afridi warns World Cup teams not to underestimate "hungry" Pak in tournament

In every bak match, ICC bhill need six hundred palls given the hunger obh bakis.

Onlee iph juu kaphirs had not cutted the ghaas from blaygrounds, bious momins like Aphridi wouldn't hab to eat balls.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 Feb 2011 18:53

Airavat wrote:Bhutt ijj Naat???

Kufr! Habe you naat sunoh of Shakej-peer of Inglishtan? Hij faimous quote "Too Bhee or Naat to Bhee; That ij the Kweshchun." It ij the other shide of "Yes".

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 13 Feb 2011 19:05

Me used to soch it was Shake-ass-peer :-s

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 14 Feb 2011 10:48

31 year old Mohtarrama now forin minishter.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 14 Feb 2011 10:52

^ I am willing to trade my Khusboo with Khar.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 14 Feb 2011 11:13

Borat gets his joints thrashed into nihari at nihari joint for daring to play kirket phor Bakistan

Kelick Hiyar

jrjrao · Post by **jrjrao** » 14 Feb 2011 21:18

The Lover Boys of Mumtaz Qadri:

archan · Post by **archan** » 14 Feb 2011 21:53

^^ Do I see libstik on Mumtaz's libs? (or ij it plood of the munafiq

)

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Feb 2011 22:04

jrjrao wrote:The Lover Boys of Mumtaz Qadri:

Kaffir Jamshed Rao Jatoi

It is vasleen day not valentines day

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Feb 2011 22:23

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Feb 2011 22:31

now ju know how qadri got lipshtick on his lips hain ji?
all that umma chumma dey-dey... jur lips wud be sore too!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 Feb 2011 22:42

Wazzuleen day yand Gubomastyr let Poaks decide da flaavor en dhiz naight.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Feb 2011 22:48

AOA! Bhat is this?......... collective vasleen lip guard application ceremony

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Feb 2011 22:57

it ij another varsion of kuRi-da-ghuran, called buDDhe-da-chumman
it ij bhery paapular in pindi
hiyar various buDDhas are preparing themselves for the game with a ritual warm up and application of buffallo testicle fat for maximum jawani effects
some young bakras are infiltrating group due to devoshun to elders

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Feb 2011 23:02

Don't tell me these mullahs are now claiming copyright over gravity.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Feb 2011 23:07

^^^ they are reading mein kampf (anti-predator versan) and singing 'stayin' alive, stayin' alive...'

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 Feb 2011 23:10

Joo kuffar!! Phor strat-e-gic reasons, copyright over gravity has been ceded to tallel than mountain fliends

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Feb 2011 23:15

Bycott Bycott bycott, has the same effect as Talaq^3

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Feb 2011 23:19

Does any one else notice jhanda ooncha rahein hamara?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Feb 2011 23:24

Bhwy is Mullah Beardi holding a placard with Sharam Sharam drawing