Cut the man some slack please. This article originates from a Paki website and for all we know it could be pacquis doing what they are best at. Their biggest give away, Majid Khanbart wrote:This 'interview' ori-Jinn-ates from pork passion.Mahendra wrote:I faced better batsmen than Sehwag: Holding
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was watching an interview of shoaib-electrolysis-chuckthar the other day on bbc by desi chick, he was busy flexing his muscles, etc., whenever asked to name favourite batsmen/bowlers - he always picked a western one and then immediately (within 2 nanoseconds) came up with a paqui name
i get the feeling paqui players get fatwahed if they step out of line on these matters
i get the feeling paqui players get fatwahed if they step out of line on these matters
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krishnan, would that theory work elsewhere?
stone-pelting
stone-pelting
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Didn't we pelt our cricketers back in 2003 after they stank up in the first few matches? That caused them to reach the final!!
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Awesome cricket video posted in Benis by Anujan
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KJoishy, are you saying "we" all-so do pelting shelting on our own gawds? any equation you are trying to draw out here?
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dhoni wants a century from both sewag and gawd for the next match.
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dhoni wants a century from both sewag and gawd for the next match.
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2 sides to avoid in the QF. Pacquis and White Pacquis. The White PAcqui side isn't as good as some of their sides in the past but chasing a decent total against them is going to be hard. The PAcquis are an unpredictable side, there will be much more pressure on them if we meet them in the semis/finals. The Pacqui batting order is quite bizzare, too many grafters at the top of the order and the bottom of the order is full of power hitters. More often than not, the top order leaves too much work for the bottom order to do.
Tomorrow will be the first big test, we should bat first and see how our bowling side performs.
I predict a blistering knock by Yuvraj tomorrow where he takes the South African seamers to the cleaners.
Tomorrow will be the first big test, we should bat first and see how our bowling side performs.
I predict a blistering knock by Yuvraj tomorrow where he takes the South African seamers to the cleaners.
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vague feeling pranthan might play tomorrow.
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Hmm I thought white pakis were the Ozzies...
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they are white bidis
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Rahul M :
pakis = pakis
beedees = wannabe pakis/ ex pakis/ quarter pakis (why quarter?
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lanka = sdre pakis
brits = brit pakis or original pakis
aussies = white pakis
NZ = wannabe white pakis
Here is my naming convention for some of the pestilential teams:ha ha loving it, britpakis lost to mini-me pakis
pakis = pakis
beedees = wannabe pakis/ ex pakis/ quarter pakis (why quarter?
lanka = sdre pakis
brits = brit pakis or original pakis
aussies = white pakis
NZ = wannabe white pakis
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At times, reading BRF I think BRFites are as obsessed with Pakistan as Pakistani Military is about India. On an average Allah gets more praise from us BRFites than anyone else on this planet
Reminds me of Valmiki chanting "mara mara" repeatedly only to discover he was chanting "Rama Rama".
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There is clearly an overabundance of pakis in the world.Abhijit wrote:Rahul M :Here is my naming convention for some of the pestilential teams:ha ha loving it, britpakis lost to mini-me pakis
pakis = pakis
beedees = wannabe pakis/ ex pakis/ quarter pakis (why quarter?)
lanka = sdre pakis
brits = brit pakis or original pakis
aussies = white pakis
NZ = wannabe white pakis
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The white paqis have had close calls-
1) India- tie
2) Ireland- lost
3) SA- won
4) Holland- won
5) Bangladesh- lost.
Too close for comfort.
Tough days for barmy supporters.
Very unpredictable- from the depths of ocean(losing to BD and Ireland) to scaling the Everest(India and SA)
worse than paqis definitely.
Many heart attacks predicted.
1) India- tie
2) Ireland- lost
3) SA- won
4) Holland- won
5) Bangladesh- lost.
Too close for comfort.
Tough days for barmy supporters.
Very unpredictable- from the depths of ocean(losing to BD and Ireland) to scaling the Everest(India and SA)
worse than paqis definitely.
Many heart attacks predicted.
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Here is Official Paki World Cup Song
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vat no TI loose onleee call today. chalo one from me to begin...amla will do a big hamla with century, sten gun will be bowling in anti aircraft gun mode shooting down our sukhoi's,29's and lca's ...........
TI will loose onleee.
TI will loose onleee.
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Oh yeah it's time.
India will lose onlee.

India will lose onlee.
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Dilbullah, you need to
a lot from here in the tournament...
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in no way related to whatever happened in Japan. Feel sorry for the people facing this nature's fury ,anyways will remove it if it is offending anyone.Marten wrote:Not in good taste, my friend.rvishwak wrote:shivering in dhoti measured more than 9.1 on reichter scale, tsunami of tears predicted .....
@Marten removed
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MSD wins the toss and decides to bat first. no chawla and no uswin, munna in
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No sign of SS
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We need a 100 run opening partnership. Sehwag will get out for 0 onlee. 
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TI will get out for 0 onlee....

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You people are overdoing it 
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viru hits first ball for four again
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8 balls and they have already saved 7 runs !
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add 8 runs given due to missed catch and one overthrow resulting in boundary
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Somehow, despite 8 run rate and all in first few overs, moi dhoti shivers only....
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Hainji, how do you think Viru escaped that catching practice? He will get out onlee.krishnan wrote:You people are overdoing it
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All I can say is AoA.
India will lose onlee.

India will lose onlee.
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apparently a beeb female journalist was harassed by the crowd at the BD-Eng match and their credit card etc stolen. http://www.banglacricket.com/alochona/s ... hp?t=36465
>> Somehow, despite 8 run rate and all in first few overs, moi dhoti shivers only....
I shiver even more then. to my SDRE mind it feels way too good to last.
>> Somehow, despite 8 run rate and all in first few overs, moi dhoti shivers only....
I shiver even more then. to my SDRE mind it feels way too good to last.
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We should score close to 400 today.
India will loose onleee

India will loose onleee
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IND 99/0 (11.2 Ovs)Dilbu wrote:We need a 100 run opening partnership. Sehwag will get out for 0 onlee.
Virender Sehwag*50 (44)
Sachin Tendulkar 41 (25)
India will lose onlee.
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Dilbu full2 form mein!
3 pacers will come in handy under the lights. But just a bit concerned as these guys are used to playing pacers day in and day out back home. Should have brought ashwin in, would have wound them up within 150.
3 pacers will come in handy under the lights. But just a bit concerned as these guys are used to playing pacers day in and day out back home. Should have brought ashwin in, would have wound them up within 150.
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Runrate has gone down to 8.61
Dilbullah where are you?!?! - Boss, you have no excuses for failure here.
Straight to Guantanamo by way of picnic at Tora Bora ...
Dilbullah where are you?!?! - Boss, you have no excuses for failure here.
Straight to Guantanamo by way of picnic at Tora Bora ...
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Ah there you are... Good to see dronacharya has been deployed,
posts moving here as fast as the score...
posts moving here as fast as the score...
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phew....you guys should stop posting. see what you are doing to TI; close to losing a wicket.
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No Guantanamo yet sirji. 350 won't be enough on this pitch with our kind of bowling. Lot more to be done still. Zor se bolo: India will lose onleeJE Menon wrote:Ah there you are... Good to see dronacharya has been deployed,
posts moving here as fast as the score...
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Is anyone left there in SA bowling dept? Even Kallis has gone for runs. Don't start lungi dance yet. I am worried about Hashim Amla. Amla will score 150 onlee. 
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Buck. I missed the opening overs. Hope I don't jinx by watching now.