Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 Mar 2011 06:41

Husain Haqqani (No relashun to Haqqani faction oph Taalipaan), seen broducing some diplomatic Pakistan-speak on teetar

Also, when PML-N wallahs have constipation, Ch Nisar helps their bowel movements by saying "Zardari aa raha hai"

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 14 Mar 2011 07:52

DUJJ SHIJE MATTUR??

left-to-right
1. Safed-dari wale maulana: "It matturs and mine ij beeg!"
2. Brown turban maulana: "Mine ij alwayj perpendicular...shije dujj not mattur."
3. Chashme wale maulana: "Elbow to elbow i'm huuuj....shije DUJJ mattur!"
4. Much-munda maulana: "Mine ij a baakit knife.....bhat matturs ij bhat you do with it!!"

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 14 Mar 2011 08:05

^^^Mullah Hathi, Joo need a lota re-ducakshun for 400% misinterpreting the halal sign language of the above learned LMU maulanas. Here ij the korrect interpretation (as they say in kaffir lands, By the Pook).

Airavat wrote:DUJJ SHIJE MATTUR??

Left-to-Right (Maulanas describing their encounters with motorhama Sherry)

1. Safed-dari wale maulana (Anujan-ullah): "Allah kasam! They were this big and round! Allah ne mujhe do-chaar aur haath kyon nahin diye is kaam ke vaaste!"

2. Brown turban maulana (Mullah Mahdi-e-dra): "Arrey saamne ki chodo. Peeche ki dekho - itna bada tha ki haath bhi chala jayega! (forget the frontier, look at the posterior - it was so big that even this fist could go in)"

3. Chashme wale maulana (Lal-mullah): "I tried to stretch mine further magar g**nd phat gaayi!"

4. Much-munda maulana (archan-ullah): "No! No! You Napaks all lie! They peachy and juicy like this!"

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 14 Mar 2011 08:40

Raja Bose wrote: Chashme wale maulana (Lal-mullah): "I tried to stretch mine further magar g**nd phat gaayi!"

Maulana Bose, you just made me spill my first coffee aaf the day..

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 14 Mar 2011 10:09

Mullah Bose, I almost thrown aaf my chair with juar karect comentry..

astal · Post by **astal** » 14 Mar 2011 11:50

http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... 6#p1046016

Bandaar worshipers - I habe gleat newj. See above phor photos (jou must log een to see taap sekreeted weabons)
New virgin of JF17 Bandaar. In second fotu, bandaar is habing all weabans expojed including shaarp teeths.

Note Bandaar runs on TFTA Amirkhan Kelas just like our Bious Faujis who run on Amirkhani kelas (soup-e-rear gupo techniques)

(Edited phor Bandaar luvers who kannot vhisit taap secret Zherox and fotu dhaaga. Eet iz taap secreted. Only bious Mullahs with laag in can vijit)

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 14 Mar 2011 12:17

ahem..those tasveers are in Purqa phorum.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 14 Mar 2011 12:54

Airavat wrote:DUJJ SHIJE MATTUR??

Left-to-Right

1. Safed-dari wale maulana : "I soongh my oont like this"

2. Brown turban maulana : "mere mutthi mein hi dum hai"

3. Chashme wale maulana : "But I like chickens" flap flap

4. Much-munda maulana : "Filhal to mein nakam hun, magar muze Baba Bangali ne kaha ke roj saande-ka-tel laganese ek saal mein itana bada ho jayega."

5. 3 aur 4 ke beech wala maulana: "Ya Allah yeh kisine to mere pichhwade laga diya..."

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 14 Mar 2011 15:50

Islam-a-Bad to be divided into two districts before budget

Islam-a-bad to be divided into two : East and West . Just like bakistan was divided. I smell a Y3 kaansbiracee.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Mar 2011 17:05

Chinmayanand wrote:Islam-a-Bad to be divided into two districts before budget

Islam-a-bad to be divided into two : East and West . Just like bakistan was divided. I smell a Y3 kaansbiracee.

Bl-ass-Phemy!

EastIslam-a-bad/ West-Islam-a-Bad

How can one attach bad geography to Islam?

I demand that IMF be declared Wajib ul stick out lota to hand outs!

Now, thaat meenj only taller than deepel fiend Uighuristani Islam-a-good?

Sam · Post by **Sam** » 14 Mar 2011 18:35

Bed bugs at UN and top Pakistan Google search term

http://dotsub.com/media/b5ee5ada-5b37-4 ... 37ec4b/e/m

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 14 Mar 2011 22:25

Maulanas , insbired by the qufr World Cup , i have brebared a Benis'11 to blay with WC winner in tora bora.
Any suggestions will pe abbreciated ...
Here goes the list :
1. Laalpraafesaar (C)
2.Dilbullah
3.Maulana Khullam Khulla ( wk)
4.Mahdi-e-darra
5.Bose Mullah
6.Mehdi-e- Al Baqr
7.Anujan-ullah
8.Maulana Cheen-mein-Anand
9.Mullah Na-raad al mooney
10.Mullah Prem-e -ullah
11.Mullah Paratha al pindi chana

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 14 Mar 2011 22:28

I ispecialise in ball biting. doom doom dilbullah.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Mar 2011 22:36

i ophkurse habh no desire to be kaptaan, but iph my team-mullahs wish it, i may kansidar it
ihabh kansidared
i take it
(now, where eej that rayaltee vaqeel? i vant my endorsement paisa, i vant my espn... no, that aint playin', thats the way you do it. get yer lota for nuttin' 'n lal-chix for free...)

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Mar 2011 22:47

I rephuse to blay under a Shia kaptaan

I rephuse to blay unless some deserving blayers like Niranullah, Nayakudeen, Airavajahatullah, Shivullah, Enqyoobudeen, RSingh Express Pindiwaale, Shreemanullah, Rupeshullah, Abdfool Alokullah etc are included

I rephuse to blay unless someone comes up with a better saang than " Poom Poom Burld cup, teri gun mein Burlp cup"

I rephuse to blay unless Dar-ul Hair is declared Wajib ul Cuttle

i rephuse to blay unless assured of the third shepherd fielding position where I can perv at goats and collect goat droppings for my Begum

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 15 Mar 2011 01:19

Chinmayanand wrote:Maulanas , insbired by the qufr World Cup , i have brebared a Benis'11 to blay with WC winner in tora bora.
Any suggestions will pe abbreciated ...
Here goes the list :
1. Laalpraafesaar (C)
5.Bose Mullah
9.Mullah Na-raad al mooney

Dear above ,
I have one hotline to house in Clifton , Karachi.
I yam shure jou know what I mean
Aaja. I show you good life.
My name: M.Majeed.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Mar 2011 01:29

Kan da Kufr would Kup be held en Kanada?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 Mar 2011 01:44

Neela wrote:
Chinmayanand wrote:Maulanas , insbired by the qufr World Cup , i have brebared a Benis'11 to blay with WC winner in tora bora.
Any suggestions will pe abbreciated ...
Here goes the list :
1. Laalpraafesaar (C)
5.Bose Mullah
9.Mullah Na-raad al mooney
Dear above ,
I have one hotline to house in Clifton , Karachi.
I yam shure jou know what I mean
Aaja. I show you good life.
.

Joo show good life laik in neela fillum withaawt vaseleen and brotection and bith hunks laik in proke-pack taller than mauntain?

partha · Post by **partha** » 15 Mar 2011 02:09

i specialije in no balls.
i aljo open ice cream barlours.
i aljo grass actibist.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 15 Mar 2011 02:50

If no pody poochos me to blay, I will take my palls home, yand I will take your palls too if ju are not car-e-ful.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 Mar 2011 02:54

I thought Baikullah Mehsud was a match referee handing out bunishments for non sharia compliant players

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 15 Mar 2011 09:36

Looking at the pall taking to home pehaviour of Baikullah Mehsud , he's suggested bhor Third umpire bost so that 24 bair palls are safe.
Ak phyre !!!
Bosts are still oben bhor two more umbires.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 15 Mar 2011 09:55

Prem wrote:Kan da Kufr would Kup be held en Kanada?

I offer karo my servij to ishtamp kanadian vija phor the entire playing el-e-ven. shukriya.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 15 Mar 2011 09:57

I take umbire err I chose umbire..uff ! Ya'lla I apply phar umbire. would I be Leg umbire aar torso umbire ?
Bill I get to check the state aaf balls nau and then. I may ask ju to show me juar balls to make shure that ju are really blaying with juar balls and naat blaying with someone elses balls.

partha · Post by **partha** » 15 Mar 2011 10:22

i suggest we rename thij tournament to IPL aj a == to yindia. our IPL will be Ijlamic Premier League.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 15 Mar 2011 10:30

Suicide attacker sentenced to death and ordered to commit suicide

astal · Post by **astal** » 15 Mar 2011 12:09

^^^^^

Berhaps we can caul eet Inbred Premiear Leeeg.

More nominations
Mullah Alokullah - Head Coach
Mahdi Mahul R - Chief Strategist
Vina al Ekonomikus - Financial Advisor
Purushulla Al Pentaxi - Team Botographer
astal - I volunteer for Bookie In Chief - Blace ure pets here. Dus Ka Dus Hajaar.

Who will be have as Team Mullah, Hain? Who haaj long peard?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 15 Mar 2011 12:17

Arapian Lota bhor drinks during preak

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 15 Mar 2011 12:26

The danda-e-lota looks familiar. It reminds me of tha great minar-e-bakistan onlee!!

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 15 Mar 2011 12:57

astal wrote:^^^^^

Berhaps we can caul eet Inbred Premiear Leeeg.

Who will be have as Team Mullah, Hain? Who haaj long peard?

I hab. I hab. Who bill be byscho-logist and bhyjio-the-rabist ?
I nominates myselph phor all 3 bosts.

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 15 Mar 2011 13:12

partha wrote:i specialije in no balls.
i aljo open ice cream barlours.
i aljo grass actibist.

Bliss to kaall 0420-3-6-10

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 15 Mar 2011 13:13

By is our kapitaan not looking at batsman.?

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 15 Mar 2011 14:52

How to sell our country?
http://tribune.com.pk/story/132249/beco ... r-country/
Very Pojitive articul on Paastan!

Pakistan has not been able to sell itself properly to the world. Since the US got involved in Afghanistan in 2001, its army has suffered nearly 1,371 casualties in hostile action whereas the total figure for Isaf forces has been 2,208. On the other hand, since 2003 Pakistan has lost as many as 19,742 people to terrorism with casualties peaking in 2009 when we lost as many as 8,389 people. There have been suicide bombings on mosques, army cantonments, foreign sportsmen, hotels, shopping centres, universities, colleges, businesses, government offices and many other places. But despite all this, the world points fingers at Pakistan rather than showing empathy.

This basically means our message has to reach across to the world that Pakistan “has suffered a lot, you need to do your part now”.

And this birather gives solutions also!

We may consider having our billboards in key locations in Washington DC, New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, London, Paris, Berlin, Geneva etc to tell them that when the Isaf loses one solider, the people of Pakistan lose as many as 10 people! We should reach out to the TV networks by advertising facts. We should also meet up with universities and various think tanks in US and other countries to show that all is not so bad in Pakistan. The West’s lack of interest to facilitate Pakistan in easing out our difficulties is more to do with our inability to present the opportunities offered by the country in an effective manner.

Poor guy i cant even cry! Pakistan`s image makeover, can be had by advertising on Times Square!

We have to focus our energies in showing a united and positive image of Pakistan to the world. Once the right image is on display, money will flow in and our debts will be written off. All it requires is patience and effective campaigning.
The writer is an investment banker based in Sharjah

Investment bunker in Sharjah! He actually is a laundryman, making black notes white? But amazed to see the audacity of certain statements. The boy seems to be a green horn.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Mar 2011 15:21

astonishing how low a nation's and people's self esteem can drop to turn into such utter beggars...

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 15 Mar 2011 15:34

He makes it look like the terrorists are coming from some other country.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 15 Mar 2011 15:39

Bhat kind of lankuanje and disc-e-cussion is going on in BENIS? Pliss to get out all of jou..

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 15 Mar 2011 15:44

Dilbu wrote:Bhat kind of lankuanje and disc-e-cussion is going on in BENIS? Pliss to get out all of jou..

Dilbullah,
Oph late, there haj been rumors of blurring lines between TSP thread and Bojitiv newj thread. mujahids getting konphujed onlee. Bliss to xcuse.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 15 Mar 2011 16:26

Learned members of the clergy, bliss to clear bhat do ju mean by "clerical su-nami"?

Eez it the su-nami caused by the clergy?

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 15 Mar 2011 18:55

See the picture birathers
Annual piss on Amerikan flag Festival
http://www.roznamajawani.com/?p=105

unfortunately the pho is not loading on my laptop.

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 15 Mar 2011 19:17

Narad wrote:Learned members of the clergy, bliss to clear bhat do ju mean by "clerical su-nami"?
Eez it the su-nami caused by the clergy?

Twenty stibes onlee. Why phor this 'Harami' act of disblaying kuffar idols in the packground? wajibull cattle matirial onlee. clerical su-nami ij 'benami' and harami acts py cleriks.