Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Mar 2011 12:01

birathers,
get ready for inquilab in bakistan. and pliss to spaat the raw agint at 1:06.

asgkhan · Post by **asgkhan** » 20 Mar 2011 13:44

http://tribune.com.pk/story/132516/mrs- ... ver-young/

Mrs Pakistan World: Forever young

My teenage daughters are thrilled for me as they look towards me as a role model; my son — the eldest, was equally proud. I felt a lot of respect from them and other family members and friends. One day I would expect my daughters to be Miss Pakistan World, InshaAllah.

My dream would be to see Pakistan nominated as the country with the most beautiful woman, as truly we have the most beauty in the world

Klaus · Post by **Klaus** » 20 Mar 2011 14:39

asgkhan wrote:
Mrs Pakistan World: Forever young

Thij mohterma ij not a bious Baki, she waj born in Chittagong which is in the Short Dark nation of rice-eating Banglas, that too when they hab commited the crime of trying to secede phrom holy Bakistan. Moreover, thij mohterma haj got Kanadian Vijja and ij bad-mouthing the good name of Bakistan by advocating open-ness, beauty and all other haraam cheez.

The only beauty ij a bious Baki ayesha in phully covered burkha, ij it not?

James B · Post by **James B** » 20 Mar 2011 16:34

partha wrote:niranullah,

pliss to see thij

[im]http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/172/260327084.jpg[/img]

In the photu I dekho Kamran Akmal trying to grap the ajj while Yunis is trying to reblicate groper gilani-ism

put with a mard. Bhat haj Bakistan haj come to. There ij no shortage oph sherries or kushpoos pack home then why the need to go phor white Bakis?. Berverts.

archan · Post by **archan** » 20 Mar 2011 17:13

partha wrote:
birathers,
get ready for inquilab in bakistan. and pliss to spaat the raw agint at 1:06.

a comment

aniruddhashankar wrote:And just in case you're wondering, for every Zohair in Pakistan, there are 10 others just like him in India.

When will they learn!

Tamang · Post by **Tamang** » 20 Mar 2011 22:45

Veena Malik celebrating Holi

http://indiainfoplace.com/wp-content/up ... 00x929.jpg

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 20 Mar 2011 23:19

Tamang wrote:Veena Malik celebrating Holi

http://indiainfoplace.com/wp-content/up ... 00x929.jpg

woah! ajeeb cute-let!

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 20 Mar 2011 23:59

Deer Lurned Mullahs,
Iph See eye yae agint R.Davis waj releajed after collecting plood money, why ij mumtaj Qadri naat bay plood money to get out? Pliss to explane?
Shukran.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 21 Mar 2011 00:09

JwalaMukhi wrote:Deer Lurned Mullahs,
Iph See eye yae agint R.Davis waj releajed after collecting plood money, why ij mumtaj Qadri naat being bayed plood money to get out? Pliss to explane?
Shukran.

Blasphemy corrected.

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 21 Mar 2011 01:04

peing baid.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Mar 2011 01:54

GuruPrabhu wrote:
Tamang wrote:Veena Malik celebrating Holi

http://indiainfoplace.com/wp-content/up ... 00x929.jpg
woah! ajeeb cute-let!

that eej experimant in LMU advanced hydrodynamic labs... only very sea-near prafesars are allowed to take readings
it is too radio-actib phor ju-near mullahs and off-limits to mujahids

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 Mar 2011 03:16

She haaz urned da right tuu be Wzibul "B"enis"oph many Dennis da Menice haare.

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 21 Mar 2011 03:38

Usman and its friends are studiyng in humanties science at scholor college.students are bathing in turkish hamam first time open in defence area of lahore. all students are enjoying aqua marine color of pool cool under water.turkish hamam is much popular in all world as wel as students.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 Mar 2011 04:50

Bawkistaniat iz a shtate of "ITness". OOshmaan yand Its phliends iz da koorekt shtatement.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 21 Mar 2011 08:09

JwalaMukhi wrote:Deer Lurned Mullahs,
Iph See eye yae agint R.Davis waj releajed after collecting plood money, why ij mumtaj Qadri naat bay plood money to get out? Pliss to explane?
Shukran.

Or, aj they are kommonly known, Lullahs.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 21 Mar 2011 08:14

Airavat wrote:............................
Usman and its friends are studiyng in humanties science at scholor college.students are bathing in turkish hamam first time open in defence area of lahore. all students are enjoying aqua marine color of pool cool under water.turkish hamam is much popular in all world as wel as students.

Diyar Mauleners, ju can dekho the mujahids enjoying 'Turkish hamam' if ju dekho their hidden haath under paani.

I soch that 'Turkish hamam' is code phor full anjoyment.

Mauleners, have ju tried 'Turkish hamam'?

negi · Post by **negi** » 21 Mar 2011 08:19

It ij called 'Haath ki Safayee'

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 21 Mar 2011 08:36

pakistani colleges girls making fun with tomatos with thier professor

Lalmullah has all the phun.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 21 Mar 2011 08:52

Bhat phun Elephantulla?

Ju remember, ayeshas phor bleasure, poys phor romance, yand ladees onlee for broducing nanha mujahids.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 21 Mar 2011 09:20

Maulaners bliss to eggsplain this pojishun.

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 21 Mar 2011 09:33

^ Many many possibilities

Pious birather hiding from dronacharya

Pious birather searching for oil

Pious birather searching from pious motorma, most motorma's in pureland are impure after watching saas bahu serials

Pious birather hiding from dajjal

Pious birather trying to reach amerika to find and wajib-ul-katal raymond davis

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 21 Mar 2011 09:35

The fact is not a single leader in Pakistan wants to launch Egypt type massive revolution to oust a corrupt government. Few protest here and their will be done just to gain awam side. I would love to be on the street in Isl but with only a organized movement not just few hundred people today then after a week gap few people decide to gather here and their. It wont do any good but will just create some background noise which will eventually die out.

The way Muslims are acting like bunch of idiots i highly dough Muslims will pave a way for Imam Mahdi so I believe he will come on his own. All what we can do is aware the muslims of Imam Mahdi that this is the time when Imam Mahdi will arrive as described by Prophet Mohammed PBUH.

Only Imam Mahdi can bring true Khilafat and no body else. till that time we have to wait and pray from him.

So Imam Mahdi-al-Dra Janab, when are you planning to rebeal jourselph outside LMU? Bakis are waiting anxiously for jour promised arribal into poakland yand pring true khila-e-fatt.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 21 Mar 2011 09:51

Narad wrote:Maulaners bliss to eggsplain this pojishun.

oh.....very zimble onlee. Mullah is GUBOing Maader Earth while himself providing GUBO pojition to continue the chain reaction (like those e-mails jou get which ask jou to pass it onto 10 other mullahs or else dajjal will get jou).

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 21 Mar 2011 09:52

Baikul wrote:Or, aj they are kommonly known, Lullahs.

Diyar Maulana Baikullah,

Blij to samjho the heir-e-archy oph the LMU shyshtem. It goej like thij:

lulli - l*nd - lora - lullah - hathora - lalmullah

lullah ij like ass-is-tant brof-e-saar

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 21 Mar 2011 09:57

Impure wimmen doing haaram activities and causing allah's azaab to fall on pakistan

Multan college students girls doing luddi dance (Bahauddin Zakariya University) http://www.campus.pk/photos/Multan-coll ... -2386.aspx

Multan college students girls doing luddi dance
A local multan college was arrange its annual spring festival and sports day 2011 on starting season of blooming gold marry flowers in the city.Multan college students girls have done lots of fun with ,halla gullah,singing,dancing,eating varieties of foods items and participated in many delacious sports games.in this photo Multan local college students girls are presenting a folk dance of punjab province that is famous with name of " luddi dance ".

Save pakistani students girls from bad habbits (Govt College University Faisalabad) http://www.campus.pk/collegephotodetail ... -2289.aspx

Save pakistani students girls from bad habbits
a faisalabad university hostel girls is making circles of smoke at university canteen with cigrette . ( pakistan main daikha gya hay jab se hamari society advance aor azad khayal hua hay tab se ,hamari society main buraiyon main izafa hua hay,khas kar students girls main,jaisa kay aap is tasveer main daikh rahay hay ,is picture main faisalabad university ki hostel student girl ,university canteen main cigrette pee rahi hay,kai loago kay liye yeh ajeeb baat nahi ho gi ,par is say hamari anay wali nasl ka pata chlta hay ,hakoomat ko chahiye kay cigrette noshi par pabandi lagay khas kar girls college aor universities main.)

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 21 Mar 2011 10:06

Porkis hab eshtarted to peelive that Ass-**** kiya-nahi is a fauji re-in-car-e-nation of probhet Djinnah (Bees pee upon him). Broplem is hau to make it sharia comblaint? I maangow help aaf see-near maulanas.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 21 Mar 2011 10:08

All these bootyful ayeshas need kanadian vija ...

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 21 Mar 2011 10:09

Or phor a change aaf thought, is eet naatija of all the in-preeding that took blace since ch*d-e-azam was alibe?

Kiya-nahis amma could hab been phirst coujin to Djinnah, or maypee younger daatar of Djinnahs third ammi and was fit faar wajibul-inpreeding.

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 21 Mar 2011 10:31

Navel academy

http://www.campus.pk/photo_details.aspx?photo_id=1647

James B · Post by **James B** » 21 Mar 2011 10:38

Airavat wrote:
pakistani colleges girls making fun with tomatos with thier professor
Lalmullah has all the phun.

But where ij lalmullah in the bichar.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 21 Mar 2011 11:25

^^^Are joo sure those are tamatars and naat Lalmullah's precious jewels?

I hab pooch: In Bakistan Navel Akademy bicchar above, ij it PeNiS Ranhard or PeNiS Ranhdee in the back? Bliss to klariphy.

partha · Post by **partha** » 21 Mar 2011 11:29

James B wrote:
partha wrote:niranullah,

pliss to see thij

[im]http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/172/260327084.jpg[/img]
In the photu I dekho Kamran Akmal trying to grap the ajj while Yunis is trying to reblicate groper gilani-ism put with a mard. Bhat haj Bakistan haj come to. There ij no shortage oph sherries or kushpoos pack home then why the need to go phor white Bakis?. Berverts.

he ij actually catch practicing behind the wikkets.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Mar 2011 13:21

Airavat wrote:
pakistani colleges girls making fun with tomatos with thier professor
Lalmullah has all the phun.

It ij all halal as long as long as the tomatoes aren't attached to the Brofessor.

PS motorhama TUNTUN is rumoured to have a vice like tomato chook

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 21 Mar 2011 14:20

^Doo naat Badnam Bakistan with such bicchars. This ij Besharam Espainish girls blaying with Lalmullah's Tamatar. This ij their Kaffir festival aaf throwing tamatr..Baki girls are used to aaf TFTA tamatar and they share their tamatr with khusboo. By bill they grab small tamatar aaf Brofesor lal and do ju see khushboo in the bichar.
If ju look carefreely, ju will see laats aaf nange ankles and arms. This ij broof. What else do ju bant..

PS: Who ij brofessor in the bichchar after-kar?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Mar 2011 16:53

ju are all jay-lass oph my tamatars

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 21 Mar 2011 17:53

GuruPrabhu wrote:
Baikul wrote:Or, aj they are kommonly known, Lullahs.
Diyar Maulana Baikullah,

Blij to samjho the heir-e-archy oph the LMU shyshtem. It goej like thij:

lulli - l*nd - lora - lullah - hathora - lalmullah

lullah ij like ass-is-tant brof-e-saar

Raja Bose wrote:^^^Are joo sure those are tamatars and naat Lalmullah's precious jewels?

I hab pooch: In Bakistan Navel Akademy bicchar above, ij it PeNiS Ranhard or PeNiS Ranhdee in the back? Bliss to klariphy.

Diyar Mauleners, ij it halal to laugh so much, I pooch?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Mar 2011 21:21

That Saagar Jahaz used to be USS-Whorizona, when it became useless it was aptly transferred to rentier state Bakistan and even more aptly rechristened PNS Randhee. This step was in line with the glorious history of Bakistan Navy. For Naval history aficionados here are some more examples of the US Navy and Bakistani Navy co-oberation

USS Gaylord >>> PNS Ashfaq
USS Kissinger>>> PNS KissinAr$e
USS Cole >>> PNS Ar$ehole

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Mar 2011 22:31

NSN Defence News (Karachi):
in a surprise move today, President Obama announced that all eleven US Navy Nimitz Class Aircraft Carriers are to be transfered to the tall, fair and very tight Pakistan Navy. Henceforth, the USN ships will receive new names. Whilst NSN cannot confirm or deny these reports, our chaiwallah outside Officers Club, Clifton reports that the following names are being considered:

USN --> PNS
Enterprise --> Kaala Dhanda
Nimitz --> Niazi
Eisenhower --> Siachen Flower
Carl Vinson --> kuri da Ghuran
Roosevelt --> Guboknelt
Lincoln --> Lunn-kaun
Washington --> Wajib-ul-qatl-istan
Truman --> Tikka Khan
Reagan --> Mai-Baap
Bush --> Mush
and most especially...
Stennis -> BENIS

This is NSN, on the waves

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Mar 2011 22:45

USN>> PNS

Kitty Hawk >> Shitty Khaak
USS Guam >> PNS Gubo

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Mar 2011 22:46

AK phyrr Mullah Derko is back !