Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

negi · Post by **negi** » 22 Mar 2011 00:08

Mahendra wrote:PS motorhama TUNTUN is rumoured to have a vice like tomato chook

Dalle she haj been already taken, I suno she hangs out bith Mullah Raja Boseullah.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 22 Mar 2011 00:50

negi wrote:
Mahendra wrote:PS motorhama TUNTUN is rumoured to have a vice like tomato chook
Dalle she haj been already taken, I suno she hangs out bith Mullah Raja Boseullah.

She must be butting lots obh weight pehind Bose Mullahs wits .

A Arun · Post by **A Arun** » 22 Mar 2011 01:25

Inqalabi burger bacha Zohair Toru was interviewed on a TV show today. This is just as funny as his "garmi mein kharab" performance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CW7vGoE2x0

In the second part, Zohair says "Imran Khan is like Che Guevara". Interviewer cuts him short and says "Beta yeh kuch zyada ho gaya"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKalpK5gn50

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Mar 2011 01:51

negi wrote:
Mahendra wrote:PS motorhama TUNTUN is rumoured to have a vice like tomato chook
Dalle she haj been already taken, I suno she hangs out bith Mullah Raja Boseullah.

Ah Ah, In that case I'm sure she Bajas Roseullah's

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 22 Mar 2011 02:08

^^^Lalmullah, Now joo be 400% karephool otherwise she will be directed to step on your tamatars and use the puree as dipping sauce for bhaji-bull-cutlet.

VikramS · Post by **VikramS** » 22 Mar 2011 03:23

Thank God there is at least one leader with the balls to protect TSP sovirginity.

http://dunyanews.tv/index.php?key=Q2F0S ... Q9MjI0NTA=

" the drone strikes were an attack on the sovereignty of Pakistan and the Parliament had already adopted a resolution against them. ... asked the prime minister to inform the UN about the US aggression"

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 22 Mar 2011 04:31

students girls are going back at home after attending traditional day at lums university.

kiska "tradition" hain ji?? Raa agints impregnating our hollowed instushuns!!

saket · Post by **saket** » 22 Mar 2011 04:48

Airavat wrote:kiska "tradition" hain ji?? Raa agints impregnating our hollowed instushuns!!

Thats Delhi not Lahore, can clearly see DTC bus in background.

VikramS · Post by **VikramS** » 22 Mar 2011 05:20

saket wrote:
Airavat wrote:kiska "tradition" hain ji?? Raa agints impregnating our hollowed instushuns!!
Thats Delhi not Lahore, can clearly see DTC bus in background.

That was my first thought too.
There is an entire page here

http://wwww.campus.pk/photolist/Lahore- ... UMS-5.aspx
(replace wwww)

The image below shows a Sikh and the uniform/building in the background remind me of~~Modern School in Delhi (at least what it used to be like three decades ago)~~ DPS only??
http://wwww.campus.pk/memberphotos/llum ... 20(10).jpg
Replace wwww
=================================================================

Raa Agint only

All the photos are from here:
http://www.funlobby.com/myuse/2008/images/funny/dps/

What have the mujahid fallen down to?

Suggests it is a 2008 picture from DPS (which is Delhi Public School).
http://www.funlobby.com/myuse/2008/imag ... dps/14.jpg

Rony · Post by **Rony** » 22 Mar 2011 06:27

Those above pictures are from India, not pakistan.

The Pakis are number one liars and theives. When a paki says something, it has to be taken with a pinch of salt.The pakis always rip off Indian pictures and call them "pakistani".

Here is another example of that.

Look at this webiste.

http://pakistanigirls.org/page/13/

And look at the pictures. People from Andhra and other South Indians will recognize these pictures instantly.

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 22 Mar 2011 06:28

Good Pakistani Boys Decide Not To Masturbate To Veena Malik
http://www.roznamajawani.com/?p=674

The association’s conference was also attended by Zaid Hamid who later spoke to the media as well. He said that there was no doubt in his mind anymore that Veena Malik was a Zionist conspiracy and that she was planted in the Pakistani media at the whim of Hindu Zionist elders. Zaid Hamid said, “Every time a Muslim kid masturbates thinking about Veena Malik is a win for our enemies. From now on, Pakistanis should only masturbate to good and pure Pakistani actresses who have a clean record.”

archan · Post by **archan** » 22 Mar 2011 07:23

Lots of non-pinglish knowing raa agints bosting on LMU poards lately.

Mullah Ronuddin, India and its Lal Quila, its wimmen are every bakistani's pirth right. Bhat ij wrong in claiming one's birth right hainji?
after all one din it ij all going to pe bakistan, no? ghaas-wa-e-behind.

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 22 Mar 2011 07:29

saket wrote:Thats Delhi not Lahore

VikramS wrote:

Rony wrote:Those above pictures are from India

All joo Raa agints cannot phool us. I hab dekho on inturnut....Saari is Pakistani drayss.

It is come from anshunt Grease.
Pakistan was rool by Greaks...look it up.
Drayss copy by Indians. Girls are tall slim fair....Indians are fat and dark. Don't try to spread konphooshun...

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Mar 2011 07:48

Yand anshant Greeks were Muzlim naat Kapphir. Butt, Boaks arr naat GLP, Boaks boast oph beeing bure bree phrom ALP,ILP and CALP.

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 22 Mar 2011 08:17

Dead Khushboo!

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 22 Mar 2011 08:42

Rony wrote:The pakis always rip off Indian pictures and call them "pakistani".

I chaylunj you Raa agint! This bhikchur from "Kinnar Kaulaij" is ploof that it ij alwayj Indian who kopy Pakistani:

This drayss is soilwar-kumeej which also kopykated by Indians!!!

See the pure Pakistani girls are fair even when naach (without moojik) under the sun. Do not try to dikhao fotoo of phillum aktriss to claim that Indians are also fair............they just lagao layer aphter layer of makeup to become fake fair.

Dawood bai tolds me this. When phillum aktriss bhicture flopped she start to cry and cry! All the color of makeup become uglee mix with her kaali skin and she look like bhootni!! Dawood bai ki to gaa*d phat gayee and moot nikal gayee......lucky he waj bearing brown kapda and he bachaoed his honor & dignity and since then he ij staying in Pakistan.

vina · Post by **vina** » 22 Mar 2011 09:10

negi wrote:Dalle she haj been already taken, I suno she hangs out bith Mullah Raja Boseullah.

Aha! Mystery of why Mullah Boseullah wants to get a Toyota Minivan instead of a sharp svelte 2 seater ishports gaadi is solved. Obviously TUNTUN will have lot of takleef getting in and out and sitting in a low slung sports car!

Boseullah obviously likes em large!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 22 Mar 2011 10:16

Airavat wrote:
Rony wrote:The pakis always rip off Indian pictures and call them "pakistani".
I chaylunj you Raa agint! This bhikchur from "Kinnar Kaulaij" is ploof that it ij alwayj Indian who kopy Pakistani:

This drayss is soilwar-kumeej which also kopykated by Indians!!!

See the pure Pakistani girls are fair even when naach (without moojik) under the sun. Do not try to dikhao fotoo of phillum aktriss to claim that Indians are also fair............they just lagao layer aphter layer of makeup to become fake fair.

Dawood bai tolds me this. When phillum aktriss bhicture flopped she start to cry and cry! All the color of makeup become uglee mix with her kaali skin and she look like bhootni!! Dawood bai ki to gaa*d phat gayee and moot nikal gayee......lucky he waj bearing brown kapda and he bachaoed his honor & dignity and since then he ij staying in Pakistan.

Mullah Air-what, Joo are a pucca RAA agint. Ju are spreading RAA massage thru Kaphir peeaareff site. Look at the color aaf the dress.
Doesj it look like green to ju. Does it. Blease to declare Jeehard against jourself phar this blasphenemous bichar.

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 22 Mar 2011 10:42

Mahendra wrote:
It ij all halal as long as long as the tomatoes aren't attached to the Brofessor.

Mullah Mahdi, joo aar shure-lee getting petter aj joo grow older and older.
just like wine (oobs, Zam-Zam-cola, I mean..)

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 22 Mar 2011 11:37

While all joo muj are pusy beeking at hilltobs , krusaders are taking on the ummah once again...and bak fauj ij sitting still with all itj nukes in its musharraf ... bhat a kala din bhor bakistanis who kannot fight bhor the arapian fatherj ...

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 22 Mar 2011 12:06

VikasRaina wrote:Mullah Air-what, Joo are a pucca RAA agint. Ju are spreading RAA massage thru Kaphir peeaareff site. Look at the color aaf the dress.
Doesj it look like green to ju. Does it. Blease to declare Jeehard against jourself phar this blasphenemous bichar.

Qazi Vikas, bhat such you say!

Saffron ij Indian color but this Inglis name ij coming from pure Persian word zafaran! Indians chori thij plant and give it naya naam oph Kesar (what head?). But I do haan main haan with your verdickt......above girls who wear saffron color are wajib-ul-cuddle.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 22 Mar 2011 19:52

Airavat wrote: But I do haan main haan with your verdickt......above girls who wear saffron color are wajib-ul-cuddle.

Diyar Mullah Amir-e-Watullah,

What ij thij ver-e-dick? Ij it a kafir fatwah? Blij to eggjblain. LMU ishtudents should hab some eggjpojure to firangi shariah. Ij it what lalmullah haj samjho aj Internashunal Laa?

put, I agree that the mundiyan are wahji bulbul - ujephool when khushpoo goej to ammi ke ghar.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 22 Mar 2011 21:08

^ Deyar Mulana GuHu, Pleej to find juar own hole in each loop and fill with Fata-hua. Like perave Baki Nashun, you should naat depends upons the Fata-hua aaf others but learn to hold juar own. If ju kan naat hold juar own, someone else wil grab it and ju will have to play tamatr akordingly.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 22 Mar 2011 21:28

Diyar Ghazi Waqs-ul-Raiseena,

I am ishtudent and joo are eggsbert in all mamlaa of holding it from pehind. I hab a pooch apout holding juar own. Iph joo are holding juar own, what ij khushpoo holding, hain ji? Blij to samjho my pareshani.

niran · Post by **niran** » 22 Mar 2011 22:22

Diyar Aditor Janab

Assslamalaykum

these din eye see ishtoodents Gazis Maulanas istraying phrom da proskribed pathway
bosting bikchor oph nangi-phungi mohtermas and death by GUPO scarliege
bikchor oph Khuspo without musharrraf and death by istragulating GUPO khuspo eej issmoking haraam sigrate.

therephor aal jou wayward beoble pliss to be paying attenshun:

peelow here is halal bikchor oph Ayesha

see all kovered in a halal maner yand a nava phashun kondum-e-kok Purkha to poot.

peelow eej bikchor oph wayward wimmin

all these amply sooported by Angrezi ispeaking Ayeshas

AOA yand Salam

NSN

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 22 Mar 2011 23:32

AoA !!!Maulana N-I-ran bullah, joo hap discovered kondom-e-purka. Lalmulla shud send it to cum-and-err chief of bak fauj Kiyanahi.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 23 Mar 2011 00:11

Thij ij an earth-e-shatter moment. Blij to make an inaam in the phorm of a Hila-le-khushpoo phor Maulana Niranullah. Maype just make it a Nishan-e-Niran.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Mar 2011 01:23

Totally disagree with one line maharaj here. The moment one confers the nishaan e abart, either the mullah goes on voluntary haj or is picked up by Eye Yess Eye Adminullah

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 23 Mar 2011 05:33

Mahendra wrote:Totally disagree with one line maharaj here. The moment one confers the nishaan e abart, either the mullah goes on voluntary haj or is picked up by Eye Yess Eye Adminullah

juar warning ij abbreciated. Thij mullah will naat niklo phrom cave kaamplex. Bird in the sky haj peen brogrammed with my naam on it.

astal · Post by **astal** » 23 Mar 2011 05:57

Dear Mullah's,

I am graduate estudent in LMU. Soon to pecome Mullah. I hab sum requests. Please to declare Jihaard on Japan Tsunami Newj thread.

They are saying kela is radioactive only. In all my years of graduate skool I ate so many Kelas from Brafessors including LalMullah. (Me waj then nanha mujahid). Will I glow like bulb explojun in vacume?

Aljo, as us isstudents hab eaten soo meny kelas in LMU, we have becum ekjperts in Radio activities. We must send team to Jaban for helbing them with Radio activities and Kela eating. We haj exbertije in Xerox technologies. We kan make cobies of New clear reactorj in no timej. This will be good source of bakshish from adha dost.

AoA

negi · Post by **negi** » 23 Mar 2011 06:11

Istudent Astal-a-Pistala were joo hillaying in joor Djinn phyjikx lecture ?

Radio active i.e. actibated by radio babes jus like IeD. So don't borry hap Kela.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 23 Mar 2011 08:33

astal wrote:In all my years of graduate skool I ate so many Kelas from Brafessors including LalMullah. (Me waj then nanha mujahid).
AoA

You ate Lalmullah's kela with relish but left his tamatars alone?

Joo are naat fit to be mullah till jannat.

negi · Post by **negi** » 23 Mar 2011 08:54

^ Chota Munh Badi Baat

astal · Post by **astal** » 23 Mar 2011 10:31

Raja Bose wrote: You ate Lalmullah's kela with relish but left his tamatars alone? Joo are naat fit to be mullah till jannat.

Bosemullah Janaab,

I went for the tamataars, but they turned out to be prunes onlee

!!! But seriously, we boor grad ishtudents get only kelas. Tamataars, prunes and kishmish are for Lalchix.

Bhy no mullahgiri for me hai ji? Pleejj to tell me where to depojit goats and dallahs so I can pecome mullah. I iz wanting mine Kendo sistahs, mine herps and mine Red lips massage. I iz workz so hard.

Diyar Negi-uddin,

Bhaat Jin Phyjics, me ij estudying sojial sciance! All good Lalchix are theyer. My is especiality Phakonomics bith minor in shag-hi statistics.

Pleeze maafi for juurat!

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 23 Mar 2011 11:29

al-astal-ul-esstodenti, Ju seem to pee laat more interested in lalchix raather than khuspoos which are ul-timate source of halal bleasure.

I yam reborting ju to Supreme grand Ayatolllah Mullah Aalloak-uz-amman bin Ghazi far grass mis-con-duckt and recammend a 2 din 3 raat aaf mullah dilbullah's de-priefing session in cave camplex no. 69.

astal · Post by **astal** » 23 Mar 2011 11:43

Naradullah,

I pow to the Grand Ayatollah. Piss be on to him and hij. I hab alraydee done too much de-prefing. I iz tyred. Bulb ij already ejploded in my vacume.

I am ejpert at pribing. I will khareed dillbullah. Eff you bhant your share of herps money, give me my Lalchix and my khuspoos.

Oderwise IED mubarak to juo and jours. I ij thinking jou are ahmediya and wajib ul cattle!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 23 Mar 2011 12:10

^ Deeyar Astal-ul-fitna, Are ju ishara karo that Grand Mulana Lalmullah haj Prunes and naat tamatars... Are ju doubting their sizes and frshness!
Ja alla, istafagullah!

VikramS · Post by **VikramS** » 23 Mar 2011 12:17

From goonga behra:

A UK based Paki discovers his true identity. Please fill in the blanks...

Who we are, where we from, what is our purpose.

GUBO GUBO GUBO

I have no doubt in my mind, that our country, which we now call Pakistan, its building block was laid by those elite 80, those Muslims, who believed in Noh (AS). It is also highly likely, that Noh (AS) was infact could have been an ancient Pakistani building his ark in the desert of Sindh.

Do your Arap paabs know this?
Noah must be turning in his grave, now that his secret of being a Paki is out.

Bottom line is, Pakistan is the starting point of the humanity as we know today. Not middle east, not the sacred lands of Jerusalem . So if “THEY” say that Pakistan is the failed state, then “THEY” should know the rest of humanity is FAILED as well.

So if our country is the first state in modern human history, where arabs, jews, European came from? specially when nothing was left on earth apart from those 80. It is only logical to believe, that all these people, have actually came from the Indus

And Poaks are the fathers of Araps, Joos and Yuropeans.

The mention of Gazwa-e-hind, is very very important factor who truly defines who we are. And within that prophecy, the mentioning of the fact that same people who will conquer india will head east towards isreal to find Eesa (AS). For me, personally, that is very important

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 23 Mar 2011 12:36

GuruPrabhu wrote:
Mahendra wrote:Totally disagree with one line maharaj here. The moment one confers the nishaan e abart, either the mullah goes on voluntary haj or is picked up by Eye Yess Eye Adminullah
juar warning ij abbreciated. Thij mullah will naat niklo phrom cave kaamplex. Bird in the sky haj peen brogrammed with my naam on it.

No warning sharning jee,just pulling e leg, what ij use of burqah iph joo stay inside the cave?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 Mar 2011 13:45

i see that my grad ishtoodants are revolting! (hint - ju shud wash more!)
just remembar
tamatars are laal
chix are laal
all is halaal
once ju habh eaten my kela, ju cannot ask for jasmine tea
so, stop revolting!