Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 Mar 2011 22:47

Bhawki aalzo haab axxexx tu old Mush-Klear take-no-Logic-al manual.

partha · Post by **partha** » 28 Mar 2011 12:36

i hear bakistan haj releajed a raa agint gopal das? now yindia should recibrocate and releaje son of bakistan ajmal kasab.
oh no wait.. kasab ij actually amar singh a yindoo terrorist, kasan ij actually amar singh a yindoo terrorist, kasab ij actually amar singh a yindoo terrorist.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 28 Mar 2011 15:29

LAHORE: The Chief Minister Punjab, Shahbaz Sharif said on Monday that Punjab Government did not play any part in releasing the CIA agent Raymond Davis and that he would have preferred resigning from his post rather than handing him over to the US authorities, DawnNews reported.

Meanbile Chacha (R)haram my-lick Warning baki kir-caterers naat to do match phiksing!!

Lahore: With just a couple of days to go before the high-intensity World Cup semi-final clash between India and Pakistan, Pakistan Interior Minister Rehman Malik has stepped up pressure on the country’s players by advising them to stay away from match-fixing.

Talking to reporters on Monday, Malik said that he hopes that the Pakistan team will stay away from fixing and will give their best shot at winning the much-anticipated clash against arch-rivals India.

Malik also said that he is keeping a "close watch" on the activities of the players of Pakistani cricket team to ensure that they do not interact with any suspicious person.

"I gave a warning that there should be no match-fixing. I am keeping a close watch. If any such thing happens, we are going to take action," Malik said.

Malik said that though he was "sure the team has very clean members", intelligence is being gathered on the Pakistani cricketers, including "who are meeting them and the position of their telephones".

"This is necessary because we can`t take a chance after what happened in London," he said, in a reference to a recent match-fixing controversy in Britain involving three Pakistani players.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 29 Mar 2011 00:24

Vipin_Upadhyay · Post by **Vipin_Upadhyay** » 29 Mar 2011 02:43

Laalmullah disblaying pindigenous advanjed taknikki cryojenny enjinn for taking goats on Chand and Sooraj.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 29 Mar 2011 06:06

^^^ Ju have dekho kuffa phillum 'Gone Bith The Wind'?

Soom mard-e-momin will put the fan in his musharraf and ju will dekho "Gaan* Bith The Wind".

ManjaM · Post by **ManjaM** » 29 Mar 2011 06:11

Bakistani Eph-sathra (Plij to see pottom right kaarnar)
aaph khoorse, thanks to mullah abhijim. salaam.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 29 Mar 2011 06:12

Baikul wrote:^^^ Ju have dekho kuffa phillum 'Gone Bith The Wind'?

Soom mard-e-momin will put the fan in his musharraf and ju will dekho "Gaan* Bith The Wind".

bery bery pawerfool mijjile to target kuffers.

all hail pindi chana gobar pindigenous taknologi

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 29 Mar 2011 06:21

altaf bhai and his kushpoo

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 29 Mar 2011 06:53

^^ Bhat saxy scene, mauleners.

I am pjhyrr-e-mijjile bar bar.

partha · Post by **partha** » 29 Mar 2011 08:13

no kaaments.

asgkhan · Post by **asgkhan** » 29 Mar 2011 10:17

100 Women Who Shake Pakistan

http://www.newsweekpakistan.com/compone ... e-pakistan

Shazia Marri
Energy czarina

Married at 14 and divorced by 16, Sindh's first ever minister for energy, oil, and gas doesn't show it, but she's had to overcome plenty of challenges. The poised and articulate Marri, 38, was roped into politics by Benazir Bhutto, and has electrified us.

asgkhan · Post by **asgkhan** » 29 Mar 2011 10:21

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 29 Mar 2011 10:24

DOWN WITH THE CONSTITUSHUN!!!

http://punjablaws.gov.pk/laws/113.html

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 29 Mar 2011 11:20

AoA! Bakistan mijjile ij more TFTA than Yindoos: (link). Now aal is well and we can lose Mohali match in piss!

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 29 Mar 2011 11:50

abhijitm wrote:paki nook scientist bhaiting phor audition to go to Japan

What Ij that pig phat scentist in 3rd line doing ?

Butteber it ij, two scentists peehind him hab covered their faces with sharam
3rd ij showing an exbression oph digust ..or is he just letting go oph pindi-chana py-broducts ?
4th scentist looks laik he ij cobering hij noje, just laik the scentist just in phront oph him.

I soch that the 3rd scentist in kafir drass is a RAA agint. There ij another one wearing chashma too

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 29 Mar 2011 12:37

Raja Bose wrote:AoA! Bakistan mijjile ij more TFTA than Yindoos

Suddenly I pheel like from Zaire, from Zaire!

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 29 Mar 2011 12:57

Once a Baki was traveling on an Arap shib transborting goats. Suddenly the ship develobed some snag and started sinking. Araps asked Paki to apandon shib. Baki exclaimed with a worried exbression, "What apout the goats ?"

Arap master , "Fukc the goats."

Baki salivating eagerly, "Do we still have time ?"

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 29 Mar 2011 13:54

The last photu of the phirst bost on this page with new clear saantist oph bakistan boarding a F solah bus sayj it all.

Bakistan now haj newclear soosai bummer saantist on poard F solahs.

Phinally the naam, Bakistan Emiraat oph New-clear Inquilabi State ij come true.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 29 Mar 2011 13:57

jamwal wrote: What Ij that pig phat scentist in 3rd line doing ?

That new clear saantist ij exploding Hydrogen Sulphide bumb.

Notis how high ij the radiation emitted by it.

Bakistan haj pest qwalty pig pig bums.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 29 Mar 2011 16:17

Caption if you like

negi · Post by **negi** » 29 Mar 2011 23:30

Rehman Malik bhia Teetar

"Meeting between home secretaries of Pak, India has gone very well...Congratulation to brother Chidambaram,"

Birathers I ujed to hab shak bephore but now I can say with 400% suarty that Rehman ij a RAW agint , in fact I soch he ij MK Stalin's brother.

(their shakal are so same, did MukA ever bhijit Bakistan ?)

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 30 Mar 2011 00:02

vdutta wrote:

Bolisman to Paki Kirketer:

Allah tujhe mehfooz rakhe.....humse

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 30 Mar 2011 05:58

Sushupti wrote:

Sacrilege.....muslim motorham arrested at airport for praying!

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 30 Mar 2011 06:30

She thoroughly deserves it! Arent there prayer halls in almost every airport for this ? ROPers have this great need to display their faith and piety in front of others, especially while among non-muslims.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 30 Mar 2011 07:34

Ambar wrote:She thoroughly deserves it! Arent there prayer halls in almost every airport for this ? ROPers have this great need to display their faith and piety in front of others, especially while among non-muslims.

NaPak kuffr! How dare joo insult ROP!

Bliss to take 1000 stribes!

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 30 Mar 2011 08:06

Raja Bose wrote:AoA! Bakistan mijjile ij more TFTA than Yindoos: (link). Now aal is well and we can lose Mohali match in piss!

Bhy aunty ij more than unkil???

UK 5.5 inches
US 5.1 inches

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 30 Mar 2011 08:27

aunty ij shemale in disguise like boorqha-clad SSG kamandus storming Lal masjid.

partha · Post by **partha** » 30 Mar 2011 08:29

vdutta wrote:

Caption if you like

thij ij spaat fixing investigashun onlee.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 30 Mar 2011 12:13

vdutta wrote:

Caption if you like

Mard: do You fags know Homosexuality is illegal in India.

paki in the center: oh shyte, my finger smells like afridi's poop.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 30 Mar 2011 18:14

partha · Post by **partha** » 30 Mar 2011 19:42

bakistan ij winning. that ij extremists on both sides are being defeated.

partha · Post by **partha** » 30 Mar 2011 20:33

yindia is playing south asian movie songs to lure bakistan fans in stadium to go missing after the match.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 30 Mar 2011 21:40

Once again Bakistan is doing their level best for spreading aman ka tamasha and no Kaffir Kadiyani is here to appreciate that. All are hiding under the Kirket thread. Whyy are ju so jealous of Pak cricket team.

pran · Post by **pran** » 30 Mar 2011 22:21

Blease to know if any KFC's Pizza Huts and TV sets available phor celebrashuns.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 30 Mar 2011 22:35

Bojitive Breaking Neuj: Hooray! AoA!! Bakistan defeats bhindians and goes on to win world cup!! Oh never mind....

partha · Post by **partha** » 30 Mar 2011 22:42

all mujahids,

pliss to assemble in frant of LMU main campus. we are habing a amreeki, yehudi, yindoo flag burning ceremony. pliss to report on time.

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 31 Mar 2011 06:22

Oof Allah! Meri shalwar haj become brown.... kufar bacchas roar like hungry tigers

ajit_tr · Post by **ajit_tr** » 31 Mar 2011 08:17

from pdf....

Greetings,

I am curious how to get India passport in order to transfer citizenship of India, it is a wonderful country with alot of diversity, patients, and disciplines. It has 170 Million Population of Muslims living in India. India is no different from Pakistan regarding languages, cultures, races, foods, music, faiths, history, society, vice versa.

I am full of praise of India's win today. Irony, last week Pakistanis make fun to attempt revenges on India with high expectations. It show today four drop catching, low run rates, slow players, poor fielding, and lack pressures. Gilani visiting to India fool himself for nothing.

I think, I will likely to give up stupid Pakistan passport. Not only cricket, it has too many problems and more sucide attacks coming this week. More sucide attacks, believe me.

Just give brief details of Citizenship's information.

Difference is

India is confidences, disciplines, faiths, patients, honors, full of dreams, united, role models, overseas educations, best for their motherlands........

Pakistan is impatients, hot tempers, extremists, dishonor, not believing future, disunited, lack of disciplines, consciences, leadership, mocking on Jinnah, false hope, homegrowns, etc. From fantastics to worst today.

back to topic!!

I apologize you, I can't describe how much frustrations at Pakistan.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 31 Mar 2011 08:19

RAA agints.