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eye soch it waj good that bakistan laast in the semi-final or else it would hab to peg IMF for money to celeprate ...
and then the national sbort of bakistan is GUBO and that is what bakistan blayed in semifinal...
IA, bakistan kirkit team is true chambions obh our national sbort .
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baki bersbective aan this world cup and why ATM naat kabulo baki dua ... see joorself ..

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Nothing makes me haarnier than seeing a khushpoo with pandooks

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partha wrote:http://www.hindustantimes.com/I-was-110 ... 80098.aspx
I was 110% confident that Sachin was out, says Ajmal
doej he naat know the power of being 400% confident?
add dus pershent befaar dus pershenti take away. Madrassa math onlee.
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Convert or go to hell: tablighis tell non-Muslim patients at govt hospitals
http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/pakista ... -hospitals
Twenty-three-year-old Zain*, a Catholic Christian, was admitted to the emergency ward of the Civil Hospital Karachi after he was shot and wounded as a passer-by in a crossfire. While his worried parents and sister stood around waiting for the doctor’s verdict, men in green turbans and high shalwars swooped down on Zain. “Brother, you must denounce your infidel ways. Kalma parhein (recite the Kalma),” they told the young man who was barely conscious and obviously in immense pain. “Become a Muslim, and god will forgive you all your transgressions against him. Die a Muslim!” Zain’s 17-year-old sister pleaded with them once to leave the family alone. “My brother is in pain. Please, let us take care of him,” she said. In response, one of the men turned around and gruffly told her to shut up. “Do not interfere in god’s work,” she was told.
This is how large hearted Pakistanis are!
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i fear for the teenage sister of that young man with all those pious mards around all doing 'God's work'
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menon s wrote:Hitler Finds Out Pakistans ouster from WC, and reacts!
Here's Hitler's son. "Hitlar Jr."
"Spelling error all included". Wonders never cease. It's a paki.
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menon s wrote:Convert or go to hell: tablighis tell non-Muslim patients at govt hospitals
http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/pakista ... -hospitals

This is how large hearted Pakistanis are!
joo kufr. they are not bakis. they are non state actors.
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Non state actors do not drop from heaven mister?
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menon s wrote:Non state actors do not drop from heaven mister?
bakis are large hearted. so anybody with a small heart is a non state actor or Indian.
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Yall da deenorists arr Shit-ate aktors
Yand
YAll da Bawkiz arr No Brain aktors!!
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jamwal wrote:Nothing makes me haarnier than seeing a khushpoo with pandooks

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Ever since the jarnails and karnails hab becum g@@ndu , khusboo has decided to brotect the porders ...
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Aal joo mujahids who are disheartened after lala & company lost echandee at mohali , i pring to joo some lighter moments from none other than Biss Pe Upon Hamid ...
O mujahids strap joor soosai vests and cum oben in the pattlefield... AK bhyre !!!
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Now Afridi Offends the Pakistanis

lala put the ball in hij mouth again hain ji? i am now sure there are 10 lala hamshakals out there in the wild. we hab seen only 3 till now.
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khusboo with bandooks is a new takniki developed by PAC Kamra
it eej to allow a mujahid to get dug in and phyrr lepfht, raight and centre all at once!
who says ewe cannot mix bijnej and pleajar?
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Lalmohan wrote:khusboo with bandooks is a new takniki developed by PAC Kamra
it eej to allow a mujahid to get dug in and phyrr lepfht, raight and centre all at once!
who says ewe cannot mix bijnej and pleajar?
lalmullah-al-tachniki, pleaj to inshruct us how to take aim yand phyr yand reload thij baby in one moshun.

Jours enquiringly, Al-Nooyarki
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how many ears ewe habh been a mujahid and ewe dont know how to cock a bandook? or a khushboo?!?!
i think ewe may be having a small dil
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Lalmohan wrote:how many ears ewe habh been a mujahid and ewe dont know how to cock a bandook? or a khushboo?!?!
i think ewe may be having a small dil
Saar! Joo mishundershtood my honorable intenshuns. I only bhanted to know how to load a bundook and khushboo at the shame time. I habe been mujahiding faar a long long waqt since our kave kamplex 9-2-11 dins (remember?).
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oh! waj ewe that ewe ?!?!?!
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jamwal wrote:Nothing makes me haarnier than seeing a khushpoo with pandooks
Jam-Jam Mullah

Joo r forgettinh Kushpoo with pig haarns .
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imadjinn khushboo-e-bandooki and khushboo-e-bighaarni giving head (butts) in maidaan-e-jung!
i urge all juniyar mujahids to avail of a cold lota to calm down
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Dr. Afridi was misqouted earlier this week. He meant to say that TSPians suffer from Myocarditis and thus have hearts larger than Indians. Indian media should be blamed for this.

Ps: I am a new student at LMU so am not conversant in the higher lingustic techniques on display here by Talibs and Maul-annas.
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Cardio-Thoracic surgeon Dr Afridi displaying Shoaib Akhtar's big wart that he excised
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La Whore wila quwat!!!!

Thij ij a digraje

BHAT! is thij.....from a pakistani newjpaper
Not halaal I say....

In the interest of sekoolarijm the borld must reblace "piggy bank"

SBP = State Pank of Bakistan

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14 Bakistani soldiers find a new way to meet 72

http://afghanistan.blogs.cnn.com/2011/0 ... -pakistan/
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Chinmayanand wrote:Aal joo mujahids who are disheartened after lala & company lost echandee at mohali , i pring to joo some lighter moments from none other than Biss Pe Upon Hamid ...
O mujahids strap joor soosai vests and cum oben in the pattlefield... AK bhyre !!!
Jaahil Haamid mian is talking about Amirkhan gibing birth to Anarkali in Bakistan. Can Khan bahadur make pregnant Bakistan with GUBO, hain ji? Bhat happens to Bakistan so-virginity in that case, I pooch? :-?
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Arun_J wrote:14 Bakistani soldiers find a new way to meet 72
^^^ That ijj natt a new way, it ijj inphakt an old short-e-cut to djannat onlee!! Bhere the killer attains gazihood and the killed ones gain bass-e-port to djannat and 72. Phor bious momeens this ijj a mutually win-win situation onlee.

AoA and Ak phyrrrr

Qazi Narad-bin-muni.
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Hell has no fury like a baki whore scorned :twisted: :evil:

US lawmakers tell Obama, dump Pakistan and go with India

The jarnails abblied too much lupe during GUBO and when amirkhan entered , he might have felt like entering the deep sea.
No more lupes now. GUBO should change to DUBO naaw.
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Arun_J wrote:14 Bakistani soldiers find a new way to meet 72

http://afghanistan.blogs.cnn.com/2011/0 ... -pakistan/
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Arun_J wrote:14 Bakistani soldiers find a new way to meet 72
http://afghanistan.blogs.cnn.com/2011/0 ... -pakistan/
Diyar mujahidon in teeraining, thij ij bhaat ij kalled "The D'oh" moment, ishpoken first by herrow of all ishlow thinking pa'astanij - Homer J Shimpshun.
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Chandragupta wrote:
Arun_J wrote:14 Bakistani soldiers find a new way to meet 72

http://afghanistan.blogs.cnn.com/2011/0 ... -pakistan/
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Bhwy are joo LOLing like unsupervised scoundr-ullah in unattended sweet shop?

Ij it too difficult to understand that made in Poakistan mortar had a big heart?
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Inshtead of 14 en Engiss, et should be read "chaudha" in Desi Bhasha . Dhen da meening of 72ooz bekome klear.
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anupmisra wrote:
Arun_J wrote:14 Bakistani soldiers find a new way to meet 72
http://afghanistan.blogs.cnn.com/2011/0 ... -pakistan/
Diyar mujahidon in teeraining, thij ij bhaat ij kalled "The D'oh" moment, ishpoken first by herrow of all ishlow thinking pa'astanij - Homer J Shimpshun.


Kaifr alert. Shimpshun laubs bork. :x
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Naya borbeller driven virgin oph Jf-17 Thundaa Baandar
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Those are paki engineers testing latest engine
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Indian Women taller than Paki Mard.... Hai Allah.... :((
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