Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Apr 2011 18:11

eye am sarpraijed that no one picked this up!
new gaana by Afridi onlee...

"dil hai CHotee SDRE-ki, machatee hai hulchul hulchul!
dekhoon tujhko gambhir ho jaun pagal pagal!

nahin mila IPL ka sahara, bin paisa nahee gujara
roj naye sapne dikhane wale hai boom boom!

jab bhee milte hain ham aur tum
aankho aankho mai hotay hain gum
(CHota) dil bole boom boom! haan boom boom!

misbah kee dhadkan ko sun
riaz ki sanso ko teree hee dhun
dil bole boom boom!

IPL - har dam teree khatir rehtee hu bay pal bepal
haaan boom boom! (CHota) dil bole boom boom!!"

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 07 Apr 2011 18:22

Charlie wrote: Indian Women taller than G@@ndu ~~Paki~~ Baki Mard.... Hai Allah....

Fixed it .

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 07 Apr 2011 18:58

Pindigenously developed "BLISK"

jamwal wrote:

Naya borbeller driven virgin oph Jf-17 Thundaa Baandar

Klaus · Post by **Klaus** » 07 Apr 2011 19:20

anishns wrote:Pindigenously developed "BLISK"

jamwal wrote:

Naya borbeller driven virgin oph Jf-17 Thundaa Baandar

But isnt thij BLISK a clajjiphied technawlojee develobed by kufr amreeka? Then how come our pindigenous scientists are able to carry out teshting on this brobeller, hain ji?

Klaus · Post by **Klaus** » 07 Apr 2011 19:28

vdutta wrote:Find the women in the picture
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_3m0fCLTpNC4/TSomU ... 5B5%5D.jpg

Thij ij a YYY kaanspiracy to keep the bious Baki guards on Wagah porder distracted while kufr yindia supports non-state actors in bious Bakistan onlee. Since the mijjiles of Baki mard guards are in launch mode aphter dekhoing theje kufr ayeshas, they are unaple to fokuj on non-state actors onlee.

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 07 Apr 2011 21:01

Bhy phor joo pring kufr amreeka in this dijcussion...

Thij haj been debeloped by Tarrel than Pahad friends and painted by pindigenous baint

Klaus wrote:
But isnt thij BLISK a clajjiphied technawlojee develobed by kufr amreeka? Then how come our pindigenous scientists are able to carry out teshting on this brobeller, hain ji?

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 08 Apr 2011 06:53

gubo bakistan

phair name of bakistan phamous yall yover dhe verld bhy dhe grace of bositvtienuz and kuffr raa agints.

yall leaks are shirtified 400% halaal.

VikramS · Post by **VikramS** » 08 Apr 2011 08:16

Some things are better left unsaid ... or What was Amritraj Wearing

See more at the GUBO ...

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 08 Apr 2011 08:16

dekho dekho bum egsplojun

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 Apr 2011 08:58

[quote="AdityaM"]dekho dekho bum egsplojun
joo are naat attending classes regularly. thij video waj posted laang laang ago on thij dhaaga when bin qasim founded bakistan.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 08 Apr 2011 10:17

^Joo Kaffir from Chenabnagar... Bakistan was not founded. Bakistan waj alwayj there aj bacon aaf light, Pakistan was funded by Bin-Kasam

VikramS · Post by **VikramS** » 08 Apr 2011 10:47

this motorham ij speaking too much sach

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 Apr 2011 11:31

[quote="VikramS"]this motorham ij speaking too much sach
why doej she reminds me of Oracle from the the kufr film the matrix? she should practice jinnah's sbeech and mention it next time for more effect.

@VikasRaina,
joo are aljo right. i will ubdate my notes.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 08 Apr 2011 15:45

This motorham is injpired py Kiran Kher and looking bhor a role in pollywood . She ij wajib-ul-cattle.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Apr 2011 19:09

21,600 Jaabs being Criated (in Jannat onlee)
AoA. Bhat a wunderfool ekanamic ishtrategy bhee habe.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 09 Apr 2011 07:02

Japan’s nuclear radioactivity reaches Pakistan, says PAEC

The amounts of radioactive iodine detected in Pakistan are tiny and billions of times lower than levels that could be of any consequence for public health or environment. Therefore, no precautionary measures of any kind are needed.
“Radioactivity from Japan’s earthquake-hit nuclear power plant has reached Pakistan, but the levels recorded do not pose any danger to people or the environment,” said a Pakistani nuclear scientist, Dr Jamshaid Zaidi.
The detection has been made possible only because of the highly sensitive surveillance systems used for this purpose by Pakistan Atomic Energy Commission. app

AOA

bossible thru pindigenous takiniki

partha · Post by **partha** » 09 Apr 2011 10:57

i went to times of yindia website for my daily doej of dirty pictures and i see that one guy called anna hajare haj "fasted" for teen dins to fight corruption? bah! yindia still ujing ujeless gandhi methods. our method ij best. direct action. ak phyr!

niran · Post by **niran** » 09 Apr 2011 12:49

partha wrote:i went to times of yindia website for my daily doej of dirty pictures and i see that one guy called anna hajare haj "fasted" for teen dins to fight corruption? bah! yindia still ujing ujeless gandhi methods. our method ij best. direct action. ak phyr!

Maulana Paratha, eet seems jou hape been ignoring jour fridin baths yand lessons
sabse sasta khubsoorat yand tikau direct akshun eez Musharraf Phyaire
Pliss to be less on gorging Paratha yand more khilafat

Salam

partha · Post by **partha** » 09 Apr 2011 13:09

US, Pakistan seek new area in GUBO

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Apr 2011 13:18

Yindia is so going to lose to Pakistan!!

partha · Post by **partha** » 09 Apr 2011 13:29

http://thenews.com.pk/TodaysPrintDetail ... t=4/9/2011
pliss to note thij:

A security expert has called for adopting the Indonesian model for de-radicalisation.

ij he suggesting bakistan society ij radicalized? if so, it means -> our education system ij producing radicals -> since madrassas are majority, they are producing radicals -> syllabus in madrassas ij radical in nature -> text book in madrassas ij WHOA!! blasphemy. I declare thij author wajib bull cattle with immediate effect. blease to carry out my fatwa.

Maram · Post by **Maram** » 09 Apr 2011 14:00

anupmisra wrote:21,600 Jaabs being Criated (in Jannat onlee)
AoA. Bhat a wunderfool ekanamic ishtrategy bhee habe.

misra janaab adaab(PBUYou)
21,600 x 72 = eawvery soosai shahid creates 72 jobs in jannat naa...Samjho mian Lahori magic 400% !

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 09 Apr 2011 15:58

Although Ms Khar is my most admired female in the cabinet, her smile is too mischievously cute which is completely unfair to the rest.

That ijj a bolite way of saying our motorham minister-e-cabinet is 2 paise ki r@nd! onlee

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 09 Apr 2011 19:40

Anujan wrote:Yindia is so going to lose to Pakistan!!

Jahanpanah, pleaj to ban thij kufr chunnel. Oh, jee, it ij already banned? Thank joo jee.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Apr 2011 20:31

Why are Punjabis comblaining of terrorijt attacks from terrorists from FATA?! Punjabis should realije FATA itself a victim oph terrorist attack from terrorist of FATA!

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 09 Apr 2011 21:47

Ij that another tasveer of puddy-puddy refueling of JF17 Thundaar Baaandar

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 09 Apr 2011 21:50

Ho No No Biradher!

Phirst JEph-17 haj a phlame out, pecauje its eggsjauhst got plocked.
Second JEph-17 in clearing out the plockage to istart it mid air.

salam

VikramS · Post by **VikramS** » 09 Apr 2011 22:36

After seeing the photo above a sleeper cell muj says

khan in usa says:
April 7, 2011 (2 days ago) at 8:01 pm
Ms. Khar,
U take my breadth away…will you marry me

Can maulanas tell me how a muj who has lost his breadth be allowed to marry?

[youtube]0HhcdLLkt5A&[/youtube]
Mujahid 1233pm says:

This bitch cannot read Urdu and her speech is written in English alphabets. She was special chuppa (blowjob) for Richard Holbrooke.

But likes watching polo..
[youtube]D8qqKiIoVHM&[/youtube]

Plijj note what happens starting at 0:16 in the above video
Wahiji-Bull-Cattle onlee

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 09 Apr 2011 22:58

I'll bet she can't recite any verse from the holy book either.

400% wajib ul cattle.

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Apr 2011 01:49

or. wajib ul cute

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 10 Apr 2011 09:39

Cheenee biladel peing trained phor downhill skiing.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 10 Apr 2011 09:45

Are joo suar that ij chini biladel mard and not chini motorhama getting GUPO'ed by mother earth?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 10 Apr 2011 10:27

I hab no idea. They all look shame to me

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 10 Apr 2011 10:28

meanbhile , another YYY consbiracy

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 10 Apr 2011 14:50

I see that LMU see near mullahs have started a new organizashun!!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bilawal-B ... 9359655944

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 10 Apr 2011 16:55

Bilawal Bhutto Lovers Organization

There, fixed it
BIBOLO

Baki virgin of Gigolo

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 10 Apr 2011 17:17

VikramS wrote:this motorham ij speaking too much sach

fake & staged.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 Apr 2011 19:04

jamwal wrote:meanbhile , another YYY consbiracy

Bhy it phailed? Bhy? It ij troo bhat it sayj on cover. Aall my nine bachchas, my bibi and myshelf bill fit in it eajily. See, it bill fit 9 to 11.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 10 Apr 2011 20:28

Link

This is an outrage. How can we be so quiet about losing to India? We should thoroughly investigate the debacle. We shouldn’t have lost that game–simply because we are meat eaters!

Thus, my first objection is based on certain disturbing but confirmed reports: The Pakistan team was served only vegetables during its stay in Mohali. That’s why Umar Gul looked disoriented, Mishbah was so slow and Afridi delayed taking the power play. And anyway, what good is power play to a vegetarian, no?

Reports coming from Mohali also state that the night before the game, Afridi and the boys were lured by certain Hindus posing as Muslims into going to a restaurant that only served vegetable thali. Can you imagine, our meat eating boys having veg thalis?

That’s why God did not listen to the prayers of 18 trillion meaty Pakistanis. Our current team should learn from great Pakistani players of yore, like Inzimamul Haq, Saeed Anwar and Mohammad Yusuf, who are these days running a successful chain of meat stores. They know where their roots lie: In the land of fat, male camels.

Even more disturbing were reports about the players’ discipline. Famous cricket-jihadist and journalist, Sangsar, told me that he found a dozen or so carrots in the mini-fridge in Afridi’s hotel room, while Umar Gul and Misbah were seen carrying a kaddu (pumpkin) in the hotel’s lobby. When Sangsar spotted them, they claimed that the pumpkin was actually a lamb which they, along with Wahab Riaz, were planning to eat, absolutely raw. But Sangsar is no fool. He knew the players were still high on the thali.

Devastated by the sight, Sangsar began to weep and told them that they were worse than Raymond Davis who at least ate meat. He also contacted the team’s manager, Waqar Yunus, who at the time was having a swim in the hotel’s not surprisingly eggplant shaped swimming pool.

‘Sir, your team has converted,’ Sangsar told him. ‘They are having vegetables! How can you expect them to play like manly Muslims tomorrow? How can you expect God to listen to the 18 zillion meaty Pakistanis when their cricket team is chewing bhindi and kaddu and mooli?’

Waqar tried to cool Sangsar down by telling him that these were just rumours and that the boys were sticking to their diet of total meat and in fact, the team had been travelling with its own stock of goats, cows and chicken. When Sangsar said that he’d seen some players chewing carrots and watching Indian films in their hotel rooms, Waqar calmed him down again by saying that the boys were only trying to understand the mindset of the Indian players, that’s all.

Convinced, Sangsar pleaded that the future of Kashmir, Afghanistan, Palestine, Bosnia, Sudan, Somalia, Libya, Bahrain and the Vatican were riding on the shoulders of a Pakistani victory. To this, Waqar said he would try his best and then ordered a chicken tikka for Sangsar. But Sangsar refused, saying he can’t have a tikka prepared by a non-Muslim. ‘Don’t worry,’ Waqar replied, ‘the tikka is from the team’s own stock of poultry. It is a doosra kind of tikka, prepared by our very own Saeed Ajmal.’

Swayed by Waqar’s assurances, Sangsar said that he hoped the Pakistan team after it won against India and then the world cup, would not celebrate victory by throwing carrots, potatoes and eggplants at each another, to which Waqar said: ‘Of course, not! We plan to do a victory lap of the stadium riding camels and fire AK-47s in the air. Then, God willing, we will conquer Delhi!’

Happy and content with what Waqar told him, Sangsar went back to his room. But, of course, Pakistan lost. They played like vegetarians! Even Gambhir, who usually looks as being lacking calcium, showed more teeth in his batting than the Pakistanis; whereas Ashish Nehra, who seems to be always suffering from iron deficiency, bowled faster than Umar Gul.

Devastated and heart-broken, Sangsar appeared on his TV channel and angrily asked the 18 gazillion meaty Pakistanis to go out and save their country’s honour by boycotting Indian films, TV soaps and, of course, by burning down Karachi’s famous vegetable market, the Sabzi Mandi. Alas, we still have some honour left in us.

partha · Post by **partha** » 11 Apr 2011 00:43

birathers,
bhy should yindia have a monopoly over mumbai 26/11 shooting incident? after all our boys were also killed. 9 of them. i would like lala to dedicate the series win in west indies to 9 pakistani victims of 26/11. go lala go.