Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Apr 2011 01:50

partha wrote:birathers,
bhy should yindia have a monopoly over mumbai 26/11 shooting incident? after all our boys were also killed. 9 of them. i would like lala to dedicate the series win in west indies to 9 pakistani victims of 26/11. go lala go.

Don't jump the bandook you soovar, Lala needs to erase his finger-prints off Woolmer's body before he can even think of dedicating a series victory to any one. If the rumours in LMU are to be believed, Alu used his big hands to strangle Al-woolmer while Lala held Woolmer firmly from behind. Alu had his batting gloves on and was given the benefit of doubt, while the jury is still out about Lala's role. Lala's explanation that he was trying to measure Woolmer's heart to find out if it was the same size as a Pakistani muslim's heart was apparently laughed off by the investigating agencies.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Apr 2011 02:12

when ewe say "holding from behind"... does that mean reverse GUBO with Gora?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 Apr 2011 22:02

Capshun time, pleaj.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Apr 2011 22:27

reverj gubo with gadha (sinj goras were not around)

Virender · Post by **Virender** » 11 Apr 2011 22:28

Look See near Moulanaz ,bhat din eye hab seen in my liphe ....once hatta katta raan gosht eating , tangadi slurping martial baki has come to known by haraam kuffar names these days......This kuffar article says lack of meat in rural areas...

......eben hoors in jannat bil naat touch the daal eating non martial soosai bummerz .....ya allah....raham...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dal_Khor

Mullah viruddin

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 11 Apr 2011 22:36

I hiyar that ManMohan iz aan the bay to PRICS meeting in Sayna in the land aaf tarrel than deeple fleind. I toh theenk that there bill be some non-sharm akctibity and be bill do some AK phyrrs and RPG phyrrr. Tarrel Deepel fleind haj inbhited Pakistan to represent the P in PRICS

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 12 Apr 2011 02:59

Lalmohan wrote:reverj gubo with gadha (sinj goras were not around)

I waj soching that it waj two devars taking bhabhi to maikey niyar Pindi.

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Apr 2011 09:23

http://www.dawn.com/2011/04/11/deliciou ... esome.html
birathers, pliss to click on that to find the recipe for south asian dish called "idli". we hab to be carefool here. it looks like a yindoo kansperacy to turn bakis into vegans.

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Apr 2011 09:42

http://www.dawn.com/2011/04/11/new-gaza ... srael.html

New Gaza flotilla ‘must be stopped’: Israel

more outrage opportunities on the way.

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Apr 2011 09:47

here ij my idea for imbroving higher educashun in bakistan: madrassas on mountain tops. AoA!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 12 Apr 2011 10:01

partha wrote:here ij my idea for imbroving higher educashun in bakistan: madrassas on mountain tops. AoA!

Wallah Maulana Part-ha ha! ju raak!
Ij it ok to do

when somebun bringing some idea (Naat aaf Kaffir yindoo Abhy bachan infame) apout Paki ejacu-shun.

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Apr 2011 12:03

vikasuddin,
it ij ok to

about madrassa ejucashun. it ij fun onlee with all the boys..

bradminullahs, bliss to 72 thij if haram.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 12 Apr 2011 12:32

Diyar IEDtar and sea-near maulanas,

Bliss to dekho THIS yand sutaibly pass a tight fartwa, in-dick-ating wether eet ijj 400% halal or 400% haram aj ber our bakIsSlam.

Bicchar hajj signs of poth halal yand haram fee-chars. I yam 400% kanfuzzed onlee.

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Apr 2011 12:36

naradmullah,

it ij haram onlee since both the eyes are vijible. wajib bull cattle.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 12 Apr 2011 21:23

I yam kanphuze. Chini biladel told me that it's original Mona Lijja. Put I dont soch that she ij smailing at all

Klaus · Post by **Klaus** » 12 Apr 2011 21:37

^^^ It ij Xerox khan's reverse-thofaa to deepel than ocean fliend for favourj done by said phriend for the purpoje oph jihad against kaffir baniyas, but i soch that a shanghai sistah was sitting down aj modil phor said botrait.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 12 Apr 2011 21:39

I soch Mauleners that her axepression ij bhat happens bhen ju get one bhaari surprise up your Musharraf.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 12 Apr 2011 23:50

I hab been lut gayaa

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 13 Apr 2011 00:48

Who is that Sirji?

Chota -e- Inzi born out of Tableeghi artificial insemination by Uighur birather?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 13 Apr 2011 01:17

How'd I know ? I khareedo that bainting from Cheeni biladel, soching that it's that famous Mona-Lijja. and it turns out to pee some motaa Cheeni in woemen clothing. Not even a woeman

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 13 Apr 2011 01:45

Bhwat Sirji?

Joo buy Mota Cheena thinking it is Mona Lijja?

Did your Madrassa Mental cinema teacher not tell joo that the bicchar is the bicchar of one of the 72 awaiting the Shaheeds from Uighuristan( after vital organ harvesting by Red birather) HOw could joo miss the valleys and rivers of honey in the bicchar of Para-e-lice?

partha · Post by **partha** » 13 Apr 2011 05:09

http://www.longwarjournal.org/threat-ma ... behind.php

Even more shocking: ISI behind Mumbai massacre

doej thij mean ISI is a non state actor?

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 13 Apr 2011 05:24

No money for training Bakistani kuttas

The defence ministry had been working on a dog training project costing Rs1.6 billion which was deferred after the Planning Commission raised objections over its cost in the wake of current cash crunch faced by the government. Justifying the huge cost, the ministry said that the Pakistan army was only institution running its own canine breeding centre in Rawalpindi. Apart from meeting the army’s requirement and despite severe resource constraints, it has partly been able to meet the demand of other organisations and law-enforcement agencies.

Published in The Express Tribune, April 12th, 2011.

This ij shemfool! Unclean kuttas are given khana-peena, training, and place to sleep by armee.....while the momin are starving! Somebuddy bettur be declare wajib-ul-cutlet....

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 13 Apr 2011 05:27

partha wrote:http://www.dawn.com/2011/04/11/deliciou ... esome.html
birathers, pliss to click on that to find the recipe for south asian dish called "idli". we hab to be carefool here. it looks like a yindoo kansperacy to turn bakis into vegans.

from comments

You can have idlis at Ponderosa restaurant situated in Mohammad Ali Society near Bangalore Town in Karachi…..just take a left turn from kaybees restaurant

Yindoos are falsely claiming Bangalore, Kerala.. its actually in our own Karachi..

partha · Post by **partha** » 13 Apr 2011 05:29

shaheed.

partha · Post by **partha** » 13 Apr 2011 05:30

elephantullah,

who cares about training kuttas, when bakistan ij training 300 mards:

http://www.japantoday.com/category/worl ... waziristan

partha · Post by **partha** » 13 Apr 2011 05:33

Rupesh wrote:
partha wrote:http://www.dawn.com/2011/04/11/deliciou ... esome.html
birathers, pliss to click on that to find the recipe for south asian dish called "idli". we hab to be carefool here. it looks like a yindoo kansperacy to turn bakis into vegans.
from comments

You can have idlis at Ponderosa restaurant situated in Mohammad Ali Society near Bangalore Town in Karachi…..just take a left turn from kaybees restaurant
Yindoos are falsely claiming Bangalore, Kerala.. its actually in our own Karachi..

ij thij the Bangalore that hamid gul waj referring to when he said "bangalore ko duwe ke baadalon mein udaadenge"?

partha · Post by **partha** » 13 Apr 2011 05:56

birathers,
our great cricket board haj announced plans for pakistani IPL. i waj thinking about the various teams and here are some possible names. pliss to add:

sialkot lynchers

rawalpindi rapists (shivmullah)
islamabad idiots (shivmullah)

lahore logicians

any other?

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 13 Apr 2011 06:04

~~lahore logicians~~

LaWhore Munnis

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 13 Apr 2011 06:26

Bahawalpur Bombers
Karachi Kut-throats
Gujranwala G**ndus

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 13 Apr 2011 06:55

Faisalabad Fattus (or Faltus)

wamanrao · Post by **wamanrao** » 13 Apr 2011 07:34

Multani Ma*******s or Multani Maulanas

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 13 Apr 2011 07:46

I naaminate Beshawar Book-keepers & Sialkot Statisticians to keep score and rebort revenue as being 400% more than IPL!!

Aljo in neuj artecal, this photu was included:

If team loses, can we purn down the TShirt (with KFC written on it) along with the blayers?

lakshmikanth · Post by **lakshmikanth** » 13 Apr 2011 08:20

Beshawar Bedophiles
FATA hua-GUBOers

It ijjjj time to staaap playing with my Kushpoos and retire into my madrassa bith my reeeal passion, littel children from the orphanage I run in a cabe kaamplex nearby.

ijjpeaking of Children.... pan kiirket I say... Truuuly dis ijjj rreeeaaallly scary, iphhh this kufr angrejjji game (that too with kufr Hindoooos who habe the Cup becaaj be bere not pure enough in the eyes of Allah (pbuh) ) is blayed by our nanhe children... who bill take care of our sooosai bumber industry run by child labor ... hain ji??? JEEEEEHARRRRRDDDDD on Kirket and PCB...... Beee need some more Bhajii-Bull-Cutlet.....

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Apr 2011 09:31

Despite US-Pakistan Tensions Aired at CIA HQ, CIA Drone Strike Will Continue, Officials Say

Py the grace of ATM , the national pird will keep flying. Mooj are advised to look at the peautiful pird from kave kaamplex onlee.

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 13 Apr 2011 09:56

Running the Asylum
A schizophrenic tries to save the mentally ill in Pakistan, a land gone mad.
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc ... ylum/8450/
Pakistan has only 350 psychiatrics in a nation of 180 million!

Mauryan · Post by **Mauryan** » 13 Apr 2011 10:14

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 13 Apr 2011 10:36

Rupesh wrote:
~~lahore logicians~~
LaWhore Munnis

Lahore Lashkar

(oph courj, Lahore Lalchicks phor wimmens team)

Aljo, blij to conjider:

Multan Maulvis

Karachi Kammandus

Gwadar Guboers

Rawalpindi RaacketMards

etjetra etjetra

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 13 Apr 2011 11:32

Gujranwala Goatbugge'rs
Islamabad Inbreds
Sialkot Spastics
Binori Behn ke Lou*e
Hyderabad Halkats
HeeraMandi Herrows
Sindh Suars
Quetta Qadris
Rawalpindi Ra*di ke Nasl
Karachi Kousin-Rapists
Faislabad F@ggots
Lahore Lotas

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 13 Apr 2011 11:44

My bersonal fav-e-rate team izz Abbottabad Inbreeders.