Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan (TSP): Mar. 29, 2011

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Apr 2011 18:58

abhijitm wrote:tumhe chun chun ke marenge[/i]

You just quoted Zaid "Mahdi" Hamid (pbuh).

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Apr 2011 19:11

SSridhar wrote:I need some help. Can anybody convert a PDF map (1 page) to a JPEG file for me ?

SSridhar saar please check mail.

chaanakya · Post by **chaanakya** » 21 Apr 2011 19:12

SSridhar wrote:I need some help. Can anybody convert a PDF map (1 page) to a JPEG file for me ? Contact me at r a p t o r s s AT Google Mail etc.

TIA.

This will do your work. remove spaces.

http://downl oad.cnet. com /PDF-to-JPEG-Converter/3000-18497_4-10966659.html

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 21 Apr 2011 19:16

Rahul M wrote:not really. pakis see their nuclear detergent eroding so they buy some more fillers. qualitatively any strike whether on Indian soil or on Indian forces have no difference, they both count as first strike.

Some defence experts can shed light on what the new mijjile is? How come pakis can come up with new weapons out of their musharraf without any R&D or failures. Do they get technology from tallel friends or tallel just ships them a couple of dozen ones via karakoram to fire now and then to keep yevil yindoos to cower in their dhotis.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Apr 2011 19:18

Singha saar,
I think that the Saudi Arabians would by now be more engaged with the 'Shia' threat that is now knocking on their doors.
So naturally the Wahabi money would go towards trying to pull the Iranians down a few notches.

This could mean that if there are KSA strings attached to Pakistani Jehadis, they will be ordered to go after Shia's within Pakistan, or to directly take on Iran.

Hopefully this distraction will consume the wahabi money supply for some time to come.

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 21 Apr 2011 19:20

anupmisra wrote:Zaheer Abbas suggests building a shared stadium on the Wagah border
Only from the mind of a paki.

from the above link

"Sports of both the countries have suffered because of the politics, but people from both the sides want to see their teams playing - be it hockey, cricket or any other sport," Abbas said, who played 72 test matches for Pakistan.

Where has Indian sport suffered last I know we won the world cup. We have turned world cricket upside down just today Chris Gayle refused to play Pakis in West Indies and opted to stay back and suffer in IPL. Entire SriLankan team was up in revolt over their boards decision to pull them back.

On lighter side Abbas has played 72 tests for pakis

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Apr 2011 19:26

Brad Goodman wrote:Where has Indian sport suffered....

Kufr!! Haven't the Indian junta been deprived of paki theatrics (off and on field) in India? When a circus goes through your town, do you not come to curb to see the clowns, disfigured acrobats and caged animals? Hain?

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 21 Apr 2011 19:30

anupmisra wrote: Kufr!! Haven't the Indian junta been deprived of paki theatrics (off and on field) in India? When a circus goes through your town, do you not come to curb to see the clowns, disfigured acrobats and caged animals? Hain?

To be honest we are enjoying the suffering of not seeing the ball chewer, Mr Warts aka chukter, Zehniyat Tanveer and Khatmals who are depriving us of their company.

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 21 Apr 2011 19:32

Musharraf was 400% correct this was all for Kanadian vijja

Pakistan: Acquittals in Mukhtaran Mai gang rape case

Five of six men charged over a village council-sanctioned gang rape in Pakistan have been acquitted by the Supreme Court.

vanand · Post by **vanand** » 21 Apr 2011 19:37

Gagan wrote:To contain Pakistan at least three steps are needed:
1. Divide Pakistan
2. De nuke the constituents
3. Cut off any direct land border with China.

One can add several other things to this list as I've enumerated some of these below, but the three main ones are the most important.
i) Ensure that the constituent states have very small armies, politicians run the countries.
ii) Ensure that there is economic development, and emphasis on western education.
iii) One can try to keep them busy amongst themselves by 'allowing' them to have border disputes, specially Pakistani punjab.
iv) The unreformable religious zealots need to be tried and punished by each of these countries, under a close watch by us & others. Religious parties banned like in bangladesh.
v) Terrorists who have indulged in crimes need to be extradited to the nations where they committed their crimes and punished as per the law of the land.

As we can see not easy to do at all.
It will need an unusual agreement between its 3.5 boyfriends to let it sink. Two of them China and KSA will want to hold onto Pakistan in its present form for their own reasons.

I wish to add 4 point

4. Create 100 km no mans land between India and pak border
this will create a new route for central Asian resources

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 21 Apr 2011 19:45

some halal entertainment

Militants publicly slit man's throat in Pakistan

Militants killed a man by slashing his throat in front of hundreds of horrified onlookers, some of whom fainted on seeing it, a media report said Thursday.

Militants picked up Malang Meerak, a vendor, and took him to a public place. There they murdered him in front of hundreds of local residents, Dawn quoted sources as saying.

The militants claimed Mareek was helping security forces.

Sources said a number of locals fainted after watching the incident, which was the second of its kind in less than three weeks. A taxi driver had been killed in a similar manner in the same area

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Apr 2011 19:53

Less Pakistaniyat Overseas
Decline in exporting manpower witnessed. Evil Yindoo/Yehudi Kanspiracy Exposed.

Pakistan could manage to export only 910 skilled workers to the United States during last four years due to poor management and lack of skilful manpower.

the manpower export to countries including Kuwait, the UAE, Qatar, the GCC region, South Korea, western countries and Malaysia is not only down but labourers are also coming back to country due to less expertise in their work

The record revealed that 14,544 Pakistani workers went to Kuwait in 2007 while their number reduced to 6,250 in 2008, 1,542 in 2009 and 119 in 2010.

Number of Pakistani workers in Qatar was 2700 in 2010 as compared to 4,081 in 2009.

According to programme, devised by this group, female candidates would be given training in the household work like personal hygiene

Even the Ummah doesn't care anymore for the purelanders.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 21 Apr 2011 20:14

anupmisra wrote:
abhijitm wrote:tumhe chun chun ke marenge[/i]
You just quoted Zaid "Mahdi" Hamid (pbuh).

sirji, this is a copyright dialogue of Dharam paaji. chor Zaid Hamid even lives on borrowed puberty.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 21 Apr 2011 20:18

anupmisra wrote:Less Pakistaniyat Overseas
Decline in exporting manpower witnessed.
Pakistan could manage to export only 910 skilled workers to the United States during last four years due to poor management and lack of skilful manpower.

pakistanis have lost their skill of restaurant waiter and taxi driver???

CRamS · Post by **CRamS** » 21 Apr 2011 20:51

SSridhar wrote:The awareness is because the LeT/JuD began to spread worldwide and began to attack the US. They got embedded within AQAM and began attacking the US/NATO forces in Af-Pak.

I don't know how TSP and US can make such a clean separation between those LeT cadres that attack US and its lackeys and those that attack us SDREs. The later cadres take TSPA/ISI orders as given, while the former are renegade pigLeTs in that they can't control their anger at US and go for ther 72 attacking US in Afganisthan. So Mullen's BS is basically pressure on TSP to manage pigLeTs better, i.e., make sure they are no "rebels" among pigLeTs and they are all under the firm control of TSPA, and the pigLeT anger is channelled properly. I wouldn't put it beyond TSPA/ISI to easily achieve this objective (even though some pigLeTs might be pissed off) for the right price from US.

Once TSP channels the pigLets exclusively on SDRE, the FAIRs, the Krap-ons, the Unevens, the state dept "South Asia" desk etc will be gainfull employed, treated to royal Mugalai cusine to the Taj Mahal in Delhi as they attempt to bring "piss" between the "South Asian rivals", write books, you name it.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Apr 2011 20:52

abhijitm wrote:sirji, this is a copyright dialogue of Dharam paaji. chor Zaid Hamid even lives on borrowed puberty.

Yes, but when Zaid "Haji" Hamid (may Allah shower thousands of choiciest blessings on him 24X7) delivers this dialog on national TV, it really meanssomething for the masses. It brings a faint glimmer of hope to millions of mayoos pa'astanis eager to clutch on to a floating straw. Millions of Ammis in the hinterlands of the Land of the Pure coax their hungry children to sleep by promising them of a better day ahead when they will "chun chun kay marogay" those evil kuffars who are responsbile for the dire condition they are in. When Dharamji says it, its all bollywood and he really does not mean it.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Apr 2011 20:53

CRamS wrote:I don't know how TSP and US can make such a clean separation between those LeT cadres that attack US and those that attack us SDREs.

Simple. The unwashed bearded ones that attack SDREs are darker, shorter and could pass for Amar Singhs. They thus become an internal issue.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Apr 2011 20:57

AoA! Another U-Turn by Zulqarnain
I believe this is the third one this week.

The former wicketkeeper Pakistan cricket team, Zulqarnain Haider, has deferred his plans to get back to Pakistan after, according to him; he received fresh life threats, Geo News reported Thursday

Alright, fee up BRFites. Which one of SMS'd him?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Apr 2011 21:01

And the killings start a day ahead of schedule.
Three nationalist leaders burnt alive near Sanghar

Three central leaders of Jeay Sindh Qaumi Mahaz (JSQM), a nationalist party, were burnt alive when some armed men, allegedly belonging to an ethnic group settled in Sindh, opened fires and later set their car on fire near Sanghar on Thursday afternoon, Geo News reported. Pushtoons or Mohajirs?

The incident took place at about 1.00p.m. Soon after the incident, the police cordoned the area and started searching the assailants.

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 21 Apr 2011 22:07

LeT also killing Pakistanis: Asfandyar Wali Khan

New Delhi, Apr 21: Awami National Party (ANP) chief Asfandyar Wali Khan on Thursday said India should not hold Pakistan responsible for the terror attacks carried out by the Lashkar-e-Toiba (LeT) terror outfit, as they even kill Pakistani army men and innocent citizens.

"India should not hold state responsible for the acts of non-state actors. The same outfit is also killing Pakistani army men and innocent citizens," Khan told reporters here making a reference to the Lashkar-e-Toiba, which masterminded the 26/11 Mumbai terror attacks.

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » 21 Apr 2011 22:08

PCB launches corruption{or is it anti corruption

} education drive

The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has launched a programme aimed at educating its cricketers and officials to stay clear of corruption in the game and maintaining appropriate standards of conduct on and off the field.

"We have held lectures for all the regional teams including coaches who are part of the domestic structure and also for the national under-19 and A team players and support staff," former wicketkeeper Wasim Bari, who heads the programme, told Reuters.

The participants were given lectures on the ICC's anti-corruption code and the PCB code of conduct. "We are also telling them how to behave in a dressing room, how to interact with strangers and outsiders and how to avoid getting lured into corrupt practices," Bari said. "We are preparing them for international cricket."

Salman Butt, Mohammad Asif and Mohammad Amir, who are currently serving minimum five-year bans from the ICC's anti-corruption tribunal for their role in a spot-fixing scandal during last year's tour to England, were not allowed to take part in the programme. One of the steps for their rehabilitation in the verdicts was their involvement in such programmes.

"Since they have appealed against their bans the matter is technically sub-judice," said Bari. "So we can't involve them at the moment."

Lectures were delivered in Urdu and a manual based on the ICC anti-corruption code and the PCB's own code of conduct in Urdu was also distributed. The PCB also plans to hire foreign experts to give future lectures.

On Wednesday the PCB also introduced stricter regulations for agents wishing to represent their players commercially, a consequence of the alleged misdeeds of player-agent Mazhar Majeed in the scandal that saw Asif, Amir and Butt punished.

The developments are part of initiatives recommended to the board by the ICC's task force on Pakistan. Last October, in the immediate aftermath of the spot-fixing scandal, a concerned ICC had recommended a series of remedial measures for the PCB to implement in an effort to clean up the game in Pakistan.

The task force, headed by ECB chairman Giles Clarke, was deputed to work with the PCB in the implementation.

sum · Post by **sum** » 21 Apr 2011 22:09

"India should not hold state responsible for the acts of non-state actors. The same outfit is also killing Pakistani army men and innocent citizens," Khan told reporters here making a reference to the Lashkar-e-Toiba, which masterminded the 26/11 Mumbai terror attacks.

So much for keeping great hopes on the liberals and "secular" parties like ANP behaving in sane manner with India..

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 21 Apr 2011 22:17

15 dead, 36 injured in Karachi blast.

Sources said that the explosion came following a clash between two groups at a gambling club in Ghas Mandi. During the clash one group threw a hand grenade due to which five people were killed and many others got injured.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 21 Apr 2011 22:26

anupmisra wrote: Yes, but when Zaid "Haji" Hamid (may Allah shower thousands of choiciest blessings on him 24X7) delivers this dialog on national TV, it really meanssomething for the masses.

Zahid Hamid type euphoria does not last long, even in a country like pakistan. Also he is suffering from manic depressive disorder. Having said that, for us he is strictly an entertainment material and should not be used as a comparison for Indians.

jimmyray · Post by **jimmyray** » 21 Apr 2011 22:29

shravan wrote:15 dead, 36 injured in Karachi blast.

Jumma Chumma (Friday kiss)

My mistake it is still Thursday there ! So a pre-Jumma Chumma

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 21 Apr 2011 22:34

3 cups of tea... greg mortenson and his 3 cups of tea.
http://fora.tv/2008/09/24/Greg_Mortenso ... ups_of_Tea

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 21 Apr 2011 22:45

talks with IMF

Instead of courting the IMF so strenuously, and in the process showing its desperation for its approval, the government should tell it where to get off, and make its programme conditional only on those measures which suit the national interest

wait a minute, I still don't remember IMF begged pakistan to take it's loan.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Apr 2011 22:50

shravan wrote:15 dead, 36 injured in Karachi blast. Sources said that the explosion came following a clash between two groups at a gambling club in Ghas Mandi. During the clash one group threw a hand grenade due to which five people were killed and many others got injured.

I wonder what they were gambling over? Ghas?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 Apr 2011 23:18

Kaffir Anupmisra ,
Ghaas is the melting point between Pakistaniat and Khushbooroohaniat. This one common factor bind them in eternal relation of love , understanding and fillialty of beeratherhood -sisterkhood-begumwood-bakarhood. Membership in Ghass club is the sure sign of upward social mobility in Pakistan. Selecting the best young and tender Kushbuaysha to replace the oldest Awrat begum equals to public announcement of most piousness among the most pious Poaks.

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 22 Apr 2011 00:22

CNN - Op Valkyrie

Gambling club bomb kills 15, wounds 40 in Pakistan

From Nasir Habib, CNN

April 21, 2011 -- Updated 1907 GMT (0307 HKT)

NEW: Police say the explosion was caused by a bomb
The blast happened Thursday in the port city of Karachi

Islamabad, Pakistan (CNN) -- At least 15 people were killed and 40 others wounded when a bomb exploded in a gambling club in Karachi, Pakistan, officials said Thursday.

Raja Umar Khitab, a senior police official in Karachi, said the bomb was placed under a table at the club and consisted of at least 2 kg (about 4.5 pounds) of explosive material. The blast made a crater at the site, he added.

The explosion happened in the port city's Ghass Mandi section, police spokesman Muhammad Saleem said.

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 22 Apr 2011 00:26

So CNN has a different version of the Ghas Mandi blast! That itself is oxy-moron.

Sridhar · Post by **Sridhar** » 22 Apr 2011 00:48

Ghas mandi or ghas-l-e-t mandi, going by the free availability of incendiaries?

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 22 Apr 2011 00:49

It could be pindi channa powered too!

ManuT · Post by **ManuT** » 22 Apr 2011 00:56

anupmisra wrote:
shravan wrote:15 dead, 36 injured in Karachi blast. Sources said that the explosion came following a clash between two groups at a gambling club in Ghas Mandi. During the clash one group threw a hand grenade due to which five people were killed and many others got injured.
I wonder what they were gambling over? Ghas?

This gambling club in Ghas Mandi. Is it some kind of code for Karachi Stock Exchange?

amdavadi · Post by **amdavadi** » 22 Apr 2011 01:21

Paki's new sport...Ghas-e-dhamaka.....

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 22 Apr 2011 01:29

Asfandyar Wali Khan asks for asylum

Well, it comes to the same thing:

New Delhi, Apr 21: Awami National Party (ANP) chief Asfandyar Wali Khan on Thursday said that there is a need to revisit the blasphemy law.

"No law is absolutely good or flawed, scarping the blasphemy law is one thing, we actually want to revisit the law and see what changes can be brought," said Khan.

"I say it openly that I am a liberal, democrat and secular and when I say I am secular my views on the law is clear," he added, while emphasizing on his secular credential.

http://www.dailyindia.com/show/435920.php

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 22 Apr 2011 01:32

Oh boy:

Khan, whose party is a member of Pakistan's ruling coalition, favoured a regional solution to Af-Pak problems and apprehended that these might otherwise spill over to India.

He said invaders who have crossed Peshawar have always reached Kolkata. "If you have to stop Taliban, extremists or al-Qaeda, help us to finish them across Indus river. Otherwise, Delhi not a target too far."

http://www.zeenews.com/news701533.html

Problem is, this is not invaders from Afghanistan crossing Peshawar into Punjab. More likely it is that it is Pakjabis.

saip · Post by **saip** » 22 Apr 2011 01:32

abhijitm wrote:talks with IMF
Instead of courting the IMF so strenuously, and in the process showing its desperation for its approval, the government should tell it where to get off, and make its programme conditional only on those measures which suit the national interest
wait a minute, I still don't remember IMF begged pakistan to take it's loan.

Below that link I see that 354,966 liked it. How the hell did they get that number? Looks like all their editorials are liked by same number

saip · Post by **saip** » 22 Apr 2011 01:45

Pakis are getting 85 of UAVs?

http://www.dawn.com/2011/04/22/us-to-su ... rones.html

(not the one pictured) but these:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AeroVironment_RQ-11_Raven

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » 22 Apr 2011 03:13

Somali Piracy: Indian Businessman pays ransom for a Pakistani's release

As the deadline to pay ransom for the release of four Pakistani hostages from the captivity of Somali pirates draws near, international organisations have agreed to help raise money, giving families a renewed hope.
Only four days remain in the seven-day deadline given by the pirates, yet the government has failed to take any steps to ensure their recovery so far, reported Express 24/7 on Monday.
Naval Captain Wasi was taken hostage along with three other Pakistanis on August 8, 2010 from an Egyptian cargo ship. The pirates are demanding $2.1 million for their release.
On Saturday, Laila, Captain Wasi’s daughter, announced that she would sell her kidneys to pay the ransom. Responding to this, an Indian living in Dubai, K B Singh, promised to pay $500,000 to help raise the ransom money, the channel reported.
Captain Wasi’s brother, Askari Hassan, said that human rights activist Ansar Burney will go to Dubai to collect the money from Singh.
Hassan said that the pirates would release Captain Wasi if they are paid $600,000 in ransom.
On Monday, Laila again appealed to the government for help for her father’s safe recovery. Captain Wasi’s wife also expressed disappointment with the lack of support from the government, saying that even foreigners have offered help, but the government remains silent.
Speaking to Express 24/7, Burney said the pirates have demanded $2.1 million in ransom.
He said the shipping company which owns the vessel, has agreed to pay $1 million, and a few Indian welfare organisations have collectively pledged $0.5 million.
Earlier this month, 16 Pakistanis and two Iranians were freed from the pirates after the Danish Navy carried out an air-raid operation to rescue the hostages.
Published in The Express Tribune, April 19th, 2011.

WTF is happening. Can any one here put this Dubai Tamasha into context.

Some Comments from Pakis:

or.. I think thats the deal behind World cup semi final! Pakistan will lose and KP Sing will take care of ransom money. Way to go Govt. of Pakistan.!!!

What exactly is keeping Pakistan Navy from responding to this situation? Why exactly are we, the taxpayers, paying for a navy if it can’t ensure the safety of our maritime assets and citizens?

Being Somali national living in Pakistan, i am really disappointed these pirates backed by US and other Western powers in an attempt to exploit our resources and that is why that many ships were deployed in Indian Ocean and Gulf of Aden, not to stop pirate activities but to loot our resources, give pirates a lifeline to pursue this wrongful act and drop tons of nuclear wastages in Somalia’ s sea space. It is a mater of fact that pirates destroy Somalia’s reputation in the world and continue to act this shameful way. We are very sorry for this mess.

May ALMIGHTY ALLAH SAFE captain WASI from these gangs funded by US and Eu countries

Is it acceptable to receive money from a non-Muslim K B Singh and pay to Muslims pirates to get released a Muslim amir-e-behar?

First of all, I want to make it clear to you people that Capt. Wasi doesn’t belong to Pakistan Navy. As most of the guy thinking that he is serving Commissioned Officer of Pakistan Navy. Well, He is Captain in Merchant Navy and was sailing for Red Sea Navigation, which is an Egyptian Company.
Second thing is that Govt. is doing nothing for the welfare of Seamen, For the people who are making big part for the economy of Pakistan. As per this case Somali Pirates are backed by US Govt and some local authorities of Somalia. I want to salute Mr.Ansar Burney who is trying his best to resolve this trauma.