Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 May 2011 14:50

Bakistanis desecrate Pritish War graves in Berlin

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 02 May 2011 15:02

Yindia too is sheltering beepuls who broke Arundhati's flowerpots!!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 May 2011 15:16

NSN Preaking Neuj!!!

Bakistani Supreme Court to decide whether Kiyanahi is a state actor or not. This special hearing of the supreme court comes after fears that major ally NATO nations may waive Kiyanahi's diplomatic immunity.

Interior Minister Rehman Malik and noted Ophthalmic surgeon Dr Zawahari have appealed to the international community to respect Bakistan's courts

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 02 May 2011 17:31

http://www.ndtv.com/article/world/us-ha ... raf-102920

"I would like to point out one sensitivity of Pakistan and its people and that it's a violation of the sovereignty of Pakistan. American troops coming across the border and taking action in one of our towns, that is Abbotabad, is not acceptable to the people of Pakistan," he said.

Urgent rekuriment phor restoring baki so-virginity. Where is the klinik operated by cheen friend who can restore virgnity on demand. Maype it ij time to deklare attobabad aj an
1) indipendint province of arapia
2) gipht attopabad to chini friends
Broplem solved, no more violation oph baki so virginity. Mullahs pliss to decklare attopapad waji-pull-cutl to restore so-virginity.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 02 May 2011 19:08

We hap to puild a brober shrine to the Sheikh in Thanda Doha. Every bious pirather haj to go on hajj there.

negi · Post by **negi** » 02 May 2011 19:38

Kuffr amrikis dont know like Baitullah ojama bill rije phlom the dead.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 02 May 2011 19:55

bhat happened to the khusboos owned by appu osama ? did the amrikis steal them ?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 02 May 2011 21:44

If only Pakistan had F16s with intercept RADAR, LDP, BVR Mijjiles and drone technawlaji they could have discovered Osama sooner!

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 02 May 2011 22:18

a-o-a birathereens!! Sheikh-mian hajj been pearded and pickled in Ttanda Dahi and his goats finger licked by yevil kuffrs...... Does this mean Al Qaida#3 becomes #2 and prices increase due to hoarding of #2s by Corpse Kammandus? Haj peloved Jernail Faqui dejided on the rates? Else plackmarketeers and plackwaterers will make haram brofits in #2 houbara hunts!!

bliss eggjplain meajures to be taken to protect our dus perjent...

partha · Post by **partha** » 02 May 2011 22:23

negi wrote:Kuffr amrikis dont know like Baitullah ojama bill rije phlom the dead.

joo mean just like kufr haraami ursula andress in james bond picture? rije from the sea.

Arun_J · Post by **Arun_J** » 03 May 2011 00:19

PM says Pakistan not to allow use of its soil against terrorism

http://nation.com.pk/pakistan-news-news ... victory-PM

Ophh course....bhe bhill let bakistan's soil bhe used phar terrorism only

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 03 May 2011 01:48

Osama meets his 72

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 03 May 2011 02:07

New motto of Pakistan Military Academy, Kakul

Osama Ke Pehredaar

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 03 May 2011 02:08

Among the material seized were DVDs of Hasina Atim Bum and other such 'religious' material.
The above DVD aljo established the connection petween the Keedas and WMD (Wimmen of Massive Derrière)

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 May 2011 03:50

I suno that a Joo who was not involved in the Jooish kanspeeracy of 9/11 who was killed 10 years back was not killed todin in Pakistan for bravely defying the west and is still alive due to co-operashun of Pakistan army which sheltered him?

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 03 May 2011 05:01

As a show of trust, front-line al-lie-of-terror Bakistan must be compensated by USA for capturing and incarcerating Osama Bin Laden from 2001 - 2011

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 May 2011 05:45

Bell, bell,
Nawabs for Shabab joosed tu select shpecial Rakhail,
AmirKhan h-ass notched this up bi keeping 'Poakhail"
Yeesterdin waazb Khan's Haat Dog yand Pokhail Bunn barty,
Da benetration broduced Osama oot oph Poakhana
Dhus khatam rearend virginity ka Bahaana
Naau Khan kan refuse da Harjaana
Kum tu senses yand akt no Deewana .

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 03 May 2011 05:47

The Aftab (Sun) akhbar of Britainistan haj fotoo of Ojama supporters in Bakistan yesterday:

Are theej Ojama's khuspoos? And bhy are they chupaoing their chehras?

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 03 May 2011 06:02

Krass-Posting from OBL halal thread:

Ameet wrote:Straight from dus-percenti

Pakistan did its part

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/ ... story.html

By Asif Ali Zardari, Monday, May , 7:53 PM

Pakistan, perhaps the world’s greatest victim of terrorism , joins the other targets of al-Qaeda — the people of the United States, Britain, Spain, Indonesia, Afghanistan, Turkey, Yemen, Kenya, Tanzania, Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Algeria — in our satisfaction that the source of the greatest evil of the new millennium has been silenced, and his victims given justice. He was not anywhere we had anticipated he would be, but now he is gone.

Although the events of Sunday were not a joint operation, a decade of cooperation and partnership between the United States and Pakistan led up to the elimination of Osama bin Laden as a continuing threat to the civilized world. And we in Pakistan take some satisfaction that our early assistance in identifying an al-Qaeda courier ultimately led to this day.

Let us be frank. Pakistan has paid an enormous price for its stand against terrorism. More of our soldiers have died than all of NATO’s casualties combined. Two thousand police officers, as many as 30,000 innocent civilians and a generation of social progress for our people have been lost. And for me, justice against bin Laden was not just political; it was also personal, as the terrorists murdered our greatest leader, the mother of my children. Twice he tried to assassinate my wife (I was so traumatized that I had to be publicly line-maaroing Sarah Palin 2 months later). In 1989 he poured $50 million into a no-confidence vote to topple her first government. She said that she was bin Laden’s worst nightmare (must have seen her at night without makeup) — a democratically elected, progressive, moderate, pluralistic female leader. She was right, and she paid for it with her life.

Some in the U.S. press have suggested that Pakistan lacked vitality in its pursuit of terrorism, or worse yet that we were disingenuous and actually protected the terrorists we claimed to be pursuing. Such baseless speculation may make exciting cable news, but it doesn’t reflect fact. Pakistan had as much reason to despise al-Qaeda as any nation. The war on terrorism is as much Pakistan’s war as as it is America’s. And though it may have started with bin Laden, the forces of modernity and moderation remain under serious threat.

My government endorses the words of President Obama and appreciates the credit he gave us Sunday night for the successful operation in Khyber Pakhtunkhawa. We also applaud and endorse the words of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton that we must “press forward, bolstering our partnerships, strengthening our networks, investing in a positive vision of peace and progress, and relentlessly pursuing the murderers who target innocent people.” We have not yet won this war, but we now clearly can see the beginning of the end, and the kind of South and Central Asia that lies in our future.

Only hours after bin Laden’s death, the Taliban reacted by blaming the government of Pakistan and calling for retribution against its leaders, and specifically against me as the nation’s president. We will not be intimidated. Pakistan has never been and never will be the hotbed of fanaticism that is often described by the media (we are 400% progressive onlee - didn't we incarcerate Osama Bin Laden for 10 years from 2001 to 2011, hain??!).

Radical religious parties have never received more than 11 percent of the vote. Recent polls showed that 85 percent of our people are strongly opposed to al-Qaeda (but love Laskhar-e-Taiba wristbands and Jaish-e-Mohammad chaddis). In 2009, when the Taliban briefly took over the Swat Valley, it demonstrated to the people of Pakistan what our future would look like under its rule — repressive politics, religious fanaticism, bigotry and discrimination against girls and women, closing of schools and burning of books. Those few months did more to unite the people of Pakistan around our moderate vision of the future than anything else possibly could.

A freely elected democratic government, with the support and mandate of the people, working with democracies all over the world, is determined to build a viable, economic prosperous Pakistan that is a model to the entire Islamic world on what can be accomplished in giving hope to our people and opportunity to our children. We can become everything that al-Qaeda and the Taliban most fear — a vision of a modern Islamic future. Our people, our government, our military, our intelligence agencies are very much united. Some abroad insist that this is not the case, but they are wrong. Pakistanis are united.

Together, our nations have suffered and sacrificed. We have fought bravely and with passion and commitment. Ultimately we will prevail. For, in the words of my martyred wife Benazir Bhutto, “truth, justice and the forces of history are on our side (and baksheesh, US vijja and georgetown apartment is in my husband's paakit).”

The writer is the president of Pakistan (and chief agent plus thekedar for all operations).

partha · Post by **partha** » 03 May 2011 07:11

who ij bakistan's greatest leader? quaid -e-alms or motorma benajir? i am now conphujed.

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » 03 May 2011 08:32

FP: The bin Laden aftermath: The Internet jihadis react (Mostly Pakis)

Some online jihadi activists are still waiting to hear official word from jihadi sources, refusing to believe the news from "kuffar" or infidel sources, especially after the Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) denied this morning that Bin Laden was dead. Still others have reacted angrily, with one member in the Islamic Awakening Forum declaring "God damn you, Obama."

Others placed blame on Pakistan for betraying its people and Islam. "And if it's true it would be the most shameful moment for the Pakistani people who could not protect one Muslim hero," one forum commenter wrote. "I personally feel the lowest I have ever felt, we couldn't protect our beloved Sheikh." Another expressed hope that the killing would encourage Pakistanis to rise up and fight the Americans: "Seems like a plot of America to wage war on Pakistan. Anyways, it will be good to see Pakistan fighting America ... actually Excellent!"

The celebrations in American cities of the news also drew jihadi scorn. "Just look at those beer-drinking, hog-eating, incestuous, red-necks, uncle sams, house negros...all celebrating outside the White House," one commenter wrote. "It's like a holiday for them. Really a sad bunch of people. I'm just waiting for the Chocolaty Muslims, Talafies [fake Salafi Muslims], and those borderline murtad[apostates]/moderates to join the ugly bandwagon of cheering this so-called victory." Another opined, looking down on Americans: "The celebrations are amusing. Cheer all you want kuffar, you only have a limited amount of time in this dunya [present world] in which to do it. And then you will see the reality of this life."

Forum participants also warned Americans that they should be careful what they wish for: "please let them celebrate, they are celebrating their own end. Osama is in the heart of every Muslim, even those who don't admit publicly ... Oh Allah send them endless tornados to destroy their homes and earthquakes to crash them."

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 03 May 2011 08:43

"The celebrations are amusing. Cheer all you want kuffar, you only have a limited amount of time in this dunya [present world] in which to do it. And then you will see the reality of this life."

RAA agint?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 03 May 2011 10:05

Give us mole submalines to watch that Osmaa doejnaat rise phraam the sea.

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » 03 May 2011 10:15

pgbhat wrote:
"The celebrations are amusing. Cheer all you want kuffar, you only have a limited amount of time in this dunya [present world] in which to do it. And then you will see the reality of this life."
RAA agint?

Some one from BRF posted it... Pakis cant be that stupid...

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 May 2011 10:22

Charlie wrote:[Some one from BRF posted it... Pakis cant be that stupid...

Joo Doubt Poaks?Arr joo pee-leaver orr Kaphir?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 May 2011 11:02

Photu:

Very inspired by "Ladies wrestling" Photu in the background.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 03 May 2011 12:23

In related news ISI killed (20 hijras) + (10 Goats) + (10 camels) + (20 abduls) + (12 boys and girls age 6-9) = 72 Total for after life service of Osama bin shaheed bin dead bin agint.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 May 2011 12:48

That bicchar is of Osama giving Tendulkar LBW in the WC semiphinal. Those damn SDRE enginiyars fixed the hawke-eye systam to their benefit. Sheik Osama( Piranha be upon His) would have melted amongst the crowd celebrating Bakistan's victory at Abbotabad and escaped. If one puts 2 and 2 together and arrives at the figure of 5 one can also understand the deep angst and frustration about letting the Sheik down was the reason behind Indian's don't have big hearts and didn't lose to us in the Semi finals remark by Afridi ball Baitullah

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 03 May 2011 13:06

I bropose a new term for AoAurr papa-e-ummah

GHAZI OSAMA AL SHAHEED

Bharning in adbance: Anybun pointing out oxymoron in the above term ijj 400% waji-bull-cutlet onlee

partha · Post by **partha** » 03 May 2011 13:10

CIA = Catch In Abbottabad?

Chandragupta · Post by **Chandragupta** » 03 May 2011 13:19

AoA...Look bhat I phound at deffndumb phorum! Pakistan ij not Pakistan, it ij Palitistan hain jee?! We hab bheen phooled into peeleeving that their name bhas Pakistan!!

One dirty Palitistani wrote:No truer word spoken. Pakistan is palitistan (land of napak dirty people) this is why Allah humiliates us daily

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 May 2011 13:24

Should USA combensate phor the 50 million $ Sheikh Osama Shaheed had on his head that Pakistan cannot now get becauj he is dead already?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 03 May 2011 13:44

O-Sam-A~~fghania~~ was a CIA agint whose sekurity was handed over to bak fauj . CIA haj now created a bercebtion obh killing its own agint and maligning bakistan. Kiya-nahi haj confirmed to Gila-nahi that the person killed waj not O-Sam-A~~fghania~~ but his look alike distant coujin . At the time of oberation , O-Sam was blaying with Kiya-nahi's second ayesha. But Kiyanahi haj peen threatened to GUBO without jelly , so he ij keebing quiet.

All joo rakitmards and jakitmards, do not get disheartened. The Pig "O" ij alive and kicking some a$$ , joo know whose and where.

Klaus · Post by **Klaus** » 03 May 2011 13:53

Chinmayanand wrote: All joo rakitmards and jakitmards, do not get disheartened. The Pig "O" ij alive and kicking some a$$ , joo know whose and where.

Ij there not a kaffir yindoo pelief that a mard can hab 7 other look-alikes. Also, Sheikh might hab got insbired py kaffir german dictator adolf hitler, where there ij a CT oph Hitler habing a pody-douple!

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 03 May 2011 21:22

Bhy ij pandal erected in bicchar? Ij Sheikh Bin Laden's baraat coming, hain ji?

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 03 May 2011 21:28

Mushy:

One must not cast aspersions on intentions of Bakistan. It is always clear that we support the good terrorists.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 May 2011 22:00

Anujan wrote:Photu:

Very inspired by "Ladies wrestling" Photu in the background.

Kufr, oshama ij pointing hij phinger at the ladiej in the bhidio saying "I want that". Dekho far jourself.

partha · Post by **partha** » 03 May 2011 22:04

Top 5 questions plaguing Pakistan in this moment of crisis:

1. Was Osama shot by US forces or his body guard?
2. Will Obama be re elected?
3. What is a mansion?
4. Was any Islamic custom violated during Osama's burial?
5. Is ISI stupid?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 03 May 2011 22:29

^^^ RAA agint alert.

Kuffa ParthaAntonyAhmedGangooli, plij to cower in jure dhoti and bhago, before the faithfools bolo jihaaaaaaaaaaaad on your pichwara.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 04 May 2011 00:27

partha wrote:Top 5 questions plaguing Pakistan in this moment of crisis:

1. Was Osama shot by US forces or his body guard?
2. Will Obama be re elected?
3. What is a mansion?
4. Was any Islamic custom violated during Osama's burial?
5. Is ISI stupid?

Correction:
Top 5 questions plaguing Pakistan in this moment of crisis:

1. Why didnt american commandos give american visa to osama's wives and daughters.
2. will they pay blood money.
3 will osama need dialysis in jannah.
4. why did americans attack themselves, why didnt they pay kiyani to do that.
5. so are osama's wives technically single now?