Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 May 2011 00:51

^^^ Even more RAA agints, Mauleners I bolo you, too many kuffas in hallicoptars hovering around the kave komplex these dins.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 04 May 2011 01:42

Osama ij bointing to the lady wrestlers apove and telling nanhas , those are the houris joo get in jannat ... uthao jour jakits and exblode ...

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 04 May 2011 02:00

vdutta wrote:
partha wrote:Top 5 questions plaguing Pakistan in this moment of crisis:

1. Was Osama shot by US forces or his body guard?
2. Will Obama be re elected?
3. What is a mansion?
4. Was any Islamic custom violated during Osama's burial?
5. Is ISI stupid?
Correction:
Top 5 questions plaguing Pakistan in this moment of crisis:

1. Why didnt american commandos give american visa to osama's wives and daughters.
2. will they pay blood money.
3 will osama need dialysis in jannah.
4. why did americans attack themselves, why didnt they pay kiyani to do that.
5. so are osama's wives technically single now?

Both joo kuffrs are wrong

Top 5 questions plaguing Bakistani momeen at this moment:

1. Bhere ij the peachy bottomed kushpoo in lal gaadi which used to vijit Sheikh Osama?
2. Can we issue Kanadian vijja to Osama's ex-wives in non-presence of 4 bious witnesses? Will the witnesses demand share in vijja stamping?
3. Can we get the $25 million reward from Obama phor leading Amirkhan fauj to Osama? - Aphter aal the courier and his phorth cousin were Bakistani mards and hence this was a joint mission.
4. Can we ask for SeaWolf class new-klear submarines as baksheesh from Amirkhan phor patrolling ocean depths to ensure Osama does not escape again?
5. Will Mullah Omar notice if we ask him to live in a Kave Kamplex phor the rest of his life?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 May 2011 04:42

pikture oph Osama's Kushbu

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 04 May 2011 04:59

Shookriha Mullah Mohabbat. Also scroll down to read kammints by Abduls and RAA agints.

Anantha · Post by **Anantha** » 04 May 2011 05:23

In the OBL safe house one can see a satellite dish. If he was not using this for Internet, then definitely it was for watching Indian TV.
I am not sure about other conspiracy theories, but I am sure about him having fights with his wive(s) watching Saas Bahu serials on Star and Zee.
I am also sure Osmama had a bad day on 30th March this year when the Kafirs defeated the momins. The broken TV that was found during the raid was from 30th march

Anantha · Post by **Anantha** » 04 May 2011 05:38

Poem for OBL (to be sung to the tune of Ek din bik jayega Mati ke mol.. by Mukesh)

Ek din mar jayega Kutte ki maut
Marke kahlayega Osama Madarc... La La la lal lal la La La la lal lal la

Parde ke peeche baita Barack benami
Taamke Pakistan ki dono Got_
Ye Got_ na choote, ye bandhan na toote
Phir koi Indian ab kahe ko ghabraye.. Tarampam
Osama samundar mein sone gaya hai
Agli ab bari hai Kayani tu bhi gull...

Ek din mar jayega Kutte ki maut
Marke kahlayega Osama Madar.... La La la lal lal la

lakshmikanth · Post by **lakshmikanth** » 04 May 2011 05:54

Biraders...we need to immediately invest in betro-chemical companies..... becojj vaseline is made from betroleum!

After the dust (caused by the pindi channa plast from all the jernails and all the kernails) settles down, the jernails and the kernails would need vaseline to soften up their musharraf and stand in GUBO mode for recieving the incoming mijjiles from unkil (if their names are found in Osama's HDD

)

Which means that the brice of betroleum is going to go up.... all joo kufrs should consider buying Shell and BP stocks

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 May 2011 06:25

See near maulanars having typical reacshun to grief. Everyone ij invited to kave kamplex 420 to cope with this grief. Blease to bring nanha moojahids, kushpoos and herps.

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 04 May 2011 06:29

It ij time phor rejosying. Bakistan is made it all over the world. It ij the talk of the town. Such publicity needs to welkumed. Any publicity phor Houri ij phreee advertijment! It ij celeprashuns time only.

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 04 May 2011 06:44

Bakistani afsar uvacha:

“To me, it’s a big embarrassment that the ba$tard was in this compound near the academy,” said the Pakistani officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “Clearly, the U.S. had better intelligence than we did about what was inside that compound.”

Daghabaz bin-dimag fauji afsar haj revealed all secrets!

1) Bakis are less intelligent than Amirkhans
2) Ojama waj haramjada
3) Bhen Yindu or Yahudi attack Bakistan, fauj will do nothing....and only dikhao embarrassment.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 04 May 2011 06:48

Airavat wrote: Bhen Yindu or Yahudi attack Bakistan, fauj will do nothing....and only dikhao embarrassment.

In Bakistan Military Academy Kakul, this jaanbaaz taknik ij taught to aal cadets and is known as "Show of Phart".

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 May 2011 06:50

Airavat wrote:.....................
2) Ojama waj haramjada..........

^ Sirjee he ij in land of Baki mards, we can never be kam, always jaada.

That ij why there are no haramkams here, only haramjaadas.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 04 May 2011 06:53

Bakistan Minister-mard on left side of bicchar (closest to camera) ij getting ready to sign GUBO liability waiver in exchange phor phree chaddi laundry service

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 04 May 2011 06:56

He ij a true baki. Pliss to notice the green tye. All others are nonstate agints. Only true baki wear Green.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 May 2011 07:17

Raja Bose wrote: In Bakistan Military Academy Kakul, this jaanbaaz taknik ij taught to aal cadets and is known as "Show of Phart".

Bakistan Military Academy Kakul instills praveness in fauj to be fearless when invashun is happening 500 meters away. I yam happy to report that 50% were busy sleeping, 50% were busy browning their shalwar and nobody ran away or surrendered!!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 May 2011 07:23

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2 ... near_.html

Reporters at Bin Laden's million-dollar hideout discovered small plots of marijuana growing in the deserted lots on the compound's perimeter.

Nobody can separate a maulaner and his herps.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 May 2011 07:41

Anujan wrote:
Raja Bose wrote: In Bakistan Military Academy Kakul, this jaanbaaz taknik ij taught to aal cadets and is known as "Show of Phart".
Bakistan Military Academy Kakul instills praveness in fauj to be fearless when invashun is happening 500 meters away. I yam happy to report that 50% were busy sleeping, 50% were busy browning their shalwar and nobody ran away or surrendered!!

Reports that in the confujion, the East Wing of the Miltry Academy seceded yand declared Independence under a so-called cadet Mujib Hawa -Mein-UR-Ur -Jaye -Rahman are 400% untrue.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 04 May 2011 07:49

After bakistan haj lost itj virginity bhrom front , bak fauj shud try to atleast secure the virginity at the rear

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 04 May 2011 07:54

No abology bhor looting baki virginity : White House

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 04 May 2011 08:32

Bhy "Tariq" ij not keeping beard?

Bhy he ashking: "Take my fotoo...not of haramjada's compund."

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 May 2011 08:49

Bhhat izz da korrekt naam oph town bhere Assama waaz fond weering pajama?
It izz naat Abb-ot_baad butt known phor local habit kalled A-Barri-Batta-bad . Da ussual phamous barribatta gaim waz played ebery Jumma amuung Shaik Ass-amma, Gillani Nikkamma, Kiyanahi Poak-amma yand Zardari Phukunna.Paashha helbed en abblying lube onllee. Herpz bere brepared bi Khemikal kalli ,MadHam Meri-bhi_barri Maazari.

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 04 May 2011 09:09

1. Sheikh ij in jannat.
2. Jannat haj 72 hooris and 28 bachhas.

So bhy motoo ij crying?

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 04 May 2011 09:19

Because motu runs the shop from where osama used to get his daily goats

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 04 May 2011 10:28

Or ij it becoj samundar ki machli hab eaten Ojama's mijjile?

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 04 May 2011 11:04

Mother of all Kanspiracy theories by a DnD paki

The reason why US opted to kill OSAMA now was simple

Pakistan was getting mad at loss of life in Pakistan , and so they decided to play the Bin laden card

Real Target is Pakistani Nuclear assets - and GHQ which explains why Ramond davis was spying in GHQ ...

It was no coincidence , Radmond davis was freed and flown out so swiftly , and even when he was caught with sensitive pictures of military sites

US knew about the compound for 5 freaking years, and yet they camped in Afghanistan instead of sharing the information with Pakistani forces and they sent our forces into Waziristan to fight the Talibans , and get our foot stuck in war...

Now when they saw ok Pakistan will start deploying air defences and stop drones , they played this card, to put pressure on Pakistan ..

My view is simple ... PROBLEM is Afghanistan if we capture and control Afghanistan , war will end

Come on ... 4-5 years .. they did not bothered to share information kept it to them selves ?

And to be 100% honest ... what guarantee is there that laden was not planted in that compound by US CIA ?

Ramond Davis , was in touch with Afghani warlords, they might have captured binladen (which is why he was unarmed)
and palced him in this facility constructed by Afghans ...

CIA collected the information and Kaboom ... mean while US spies were focusing on collecting intelligence on Pakistani nuclear assets , while pretending to be searching for Bin Laden

Just becasue Donald Trump challenged Obama politically that it was great for this move .. to commence ...

I ask any COMMEN SENSE BEARING HUMAN if you knew existance of this compound ... would you wait 3-4 years to act or would you ACT at once ?

Now , US forces left with the COMPUTER HARD DRIVES ... hahahahaahah ...

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS LICENSE TO KILL AND ACCUSE... any pakistani leader that will say anything a memo will get passed in new he was connected to terrorism .. etc ...

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 04 May 2011 15:02

BURUR,

Very imbortant sign given py Shiekh Oss-Aama him self.
Py seeing satellite photu of hij mansion one can see the sign left py Sheikh Oss-Aama himself.

See the House of the shiekh ij in the form oph an arrow. Iph we draaw a line phrom the house along the direction of the arrow look where it leads to.

I yam telling joo all, NASA, CIA, ISRO, and SUAR-CO are all phail in comparision to bhaat saantists oph BENIS have discovered.

salam

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 04 May 2011 15:17

AoA!!

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 04 May 2011 16:14

Hain jee Gagan-dullah, isn't lakeer joining two points alwej straight ?? Similar lakeer can be drawn from Ojama's to Ombaba's compund, hain jee?

Airavat wrote:

1. Sheikh ij in jannat.
2. Jannat haj 72 hooris and 28 bachhas.

So bhy motoo ij crying?

Good sawaal by Mullah Air-e-awat. I soch deep, then answers dawns that Ojama and his 4-fathers were called up by Raa Agint DigVJ Singh Brandi on that din. Now they are soching that their time is up as well...

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 04 May 2011 16:23

That is mulla cry-e-poy, elder pirather aaph Hazrat Rage-e-poy and 4th coujinn to hasina-e-atimbum.
He habbens to pee da mojt talented yand highest paid Islamic crier aka Rudali in FATA. He hajj successphuly cried on phunerals aaf all celebrated high profile gazhi shaheeds.

The animated emoshuns on hijj pearded face is unparalleled and 400% trooly ijjlamic and halal.

AoA onlee

Klaus · Post by **Klaus** » 04 May 2011 16:52

AjayKK wrote:Hain jee Gagan-dullah, isn't lakeer joining two points alwej straight ?? Similar lakeer can be drawn from Ojama's to Ombaba's compund, hain jee?

Joo do not grasp the imbortance of the sign, it is a djinn takniki develobed by momeen ajtronomerj ujing arapic sbace science, so the lakeer can onlee pe kheeched phrom the tib of triangle of Os-mama's compound.

Blijj to report to LMU cambus for re-education in arapic bious concepts!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 May 2011 19:15

Meeraji's pingreji

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 May 2011 21:20

Airavat wrote:

So bhy motoo ij crying?

Kahe ko roye, Kahe ko roye, Uncle chahe jo hoye
GUBO hogi Teri bhi Musharraf, Kaahe ko roye.
Musharraf hai teri tight, Vazleen lagge to slippery banne
2.5 GUBO karre to ayye majja, Indoo LOC se dekha karre.

Ghuus jayye isme mei Amir Khaaan, Mushharaf teri Port Qasim samaan...

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 May 2011 21:22

Airavat wrote:............1. Sheikh ij in jannat.
2. Jannat haj 72 hooris and 28 bachhas.

So bhy motoo ij crying?

Becaj jannat, 72 hooris and bachhas are all in hij pichwada.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 May 2011 21:25

Gagan wrote:

And I am poochoing why ij house of sheikh like VIP chaddi (tight on one side)?

And bhat is bious green line coming put of chaddi?

Mauleners, bhat ij thij?

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 04 May 2011 21:37

Baikul wrote: And bhat is bious green line coming put of chaddi?

Mauleners, bhat ij thij?

That is bhat Sheikh Osama's involuntary discharge-e-Pakistan looked like through Navy SEAL night vision.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 04 May 2011 21:42

the kveschun arises... which side oph the green line are ju?

sum · Post by **sum** » 04 May 2011 21:42

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 May 2011 23:46

The red chaddi seems to be heavily tilted towards the Left, perhaps the grait shaik was an ek-gendya?

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 04 May 2011 23:50

he was "undecided" in the end