Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 May 2011 00:58

bakistani gobermund to investigate whether bakistani gobermund knew about obl staying in bakistan with bakistani gobermund support.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 May 2011 01:02

hnair wrote:he was "undecided" in the end

Naat raigh, he wazz a pee-leaver yand ber roole musht point en shpecial direktion.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 May 2011 01:03

Ass-saf Kiyanahi(puff to the one who doesn't like the name) and Pasha short listed for Oscar Awards under the category of best non-state actor.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 05 May 2011 08:01

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 05 May 2011 08:38

Amreeka waj actually defeated by Pakistan army when they assaulted Osama Bin Laden compound, but they have better PR and make it sound like victory.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 05 May 2011 09:36

World shares blame for ‘failure’ on bin Laden: Gilani

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 May 2011 09:45

Narad wrote:World shares blame for ‘failure’ on bin Laden: Gilani

Mr. Magoo Gilaniano Fudduanyo.
(Mr. Magoo was a snooty, incredibly near-sighted character who was constantly getting himself into comedic trouble due to his intense myopia and chronic intellect deficit)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdEP29QI ... re=related

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 05 May 2011 09:50

H&D Loss alert !!

In comments at a weekly news conference, Gen. Zahir Azimi, a spokesman for the Afghanistan Defense Ministry, echoed points made earlier this week by others in Afghanistan, including President Hamid Karzai, but in starker terms. The general specifically pointed fingers at Pakistan’s intelligence agency, Inter-Services Intelligence, which has claimed it was unaware that Bin Laden, the Qaeda leader considered responsible for the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, had been living for years in the military garrison town of Abbottabad, where American commandos killed him in a surprise raid early Monday.

“If the Pakistani intelligence agency does not know about a home located 10 meters or 100 meters away from its national military academy, where for the last six years the biggest terrorist is living, how can this country take care of its strategic weapons?” General Azimi said.

amdavadi · Post by **amdavadi** » 05 May 2011 12:31

Afghans know for sure how to deal with pakis

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 05 May 2011 13:18

Afghans and pakis are taught the same madarsaa math . So, they know how to talk to each other.

amdavadi · Post by **amdavadi** » 05 May 2011 13:20

afghans went to real madarsaa while pakis study at Jihad Inc.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 May 2011 13:22

weekly tootowriyal phor juniyar maulers

'pakistan has no intelligence says duniya press' - discuss

lalprafesar al abbotabadi

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 May 2011 13:25

lalmullah,

that sawaal haj already been asked here. though anal-e-sis waj not done.

partha wrote:http://www.dawn.com/2011/04/28/intellig ... ure-2.html
Intelligence failure
ij thij artical about bakistani peepuls?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 May 2011 13:31

abbey parthullah - where do ju theeenk faculty get their ideeahj phram?!

Dmurphy · Post by **Dmurphy** » 05 May 2011 14:49

UAE issues 'stapled visa' to PoK residents

The United Arab Emirates has begun issuing '''stapled visas'' to Pakistan-occupied Kashmir residents, including its ''Prime Minister'' Sardar Attique Ahmed, a media report said today.

The practice of issuing "stapled visas" is new and previously visas were stamped as usual on the passports, the Pakistan Observer newspaper reported today.

PoK "Prime Minister" Sardar Attique Ahmed Khan, who holds a Pakistani diplomatic passport, was issued a stapled visit visa by the UAE Embassy in Islamabad on Tuesday, the report said.

China had sparked a diplomatic row with India last year by issuing stapled visas to residents of Jammu and Kashmir.

UAE, a land oph pee-leavers joining hinjus in their conspirajy against the bious!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 05 May 2011 15:40

See Burld treat India Bakistan == . Ju get favor phraam Cheena mulk and we get phavor fraam Arbia.
Ju albays thunk like Ahmedi Indian. JUAeEE doesnaat bant to impregenate Bakistani mard ka bassbort phraam PoK with pin aaf the ishtaple.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 May 2011 15:42

^^ no, they narmally want to impregnante pakistani mard in athar ways... my last trip to dubai waj bhery painphool!

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 05 May 2011 16:07

good friends

Chandragupta · Post by **Chandragupta** » 05 May 2011 19:32

Ij thij camel biss??

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 May 2011 19:41

^^^ colonic spray

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 05 May 2011 20:51

Phirst Rayban Daisies.. now OsMama.. ya Allah.. bhy cunt the kuffar let us lib in Piece..????

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 05 May 2011 21:32

World shares blame for ‘intelligence failure’ to detect that Pakistan harbors terrorists: Gilani

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 05 May 2011 21:35

AoA! Bojitive Neuj!!!

Bakistan kills Osama Bin Laden in Amrika!!!

Karrected later:

~~Bakistan~~Amrika kills Osama Bin Laden in ~~Amrika~~Bakistan~~!!!~~

Sorry! I got cross-eyed phor a moment (My ammi shouldn't have married her phorth cousin third removed).

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 05 May 2011 21:56

If Abettabad ij like backside aaf Baki Army, and Sheikh waj krown jewel aaf baki Army and Amreeka'j hands are around Baki krown jewel squeezing them during various gubo sessions, doej that mean Amreeka waj protecting Sheikh with hij own hands. How can Amreka naat know what it was squeezing and what it was protecting. Hain. It ij not like they don't know the difference between squeezing Lemons and Sugarcane...

This angle too needs to be probed during probing aaf Paki G-Spot.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 May 2011 22:12

Pholks,
Izz the town hidiing da klown Ass-Amma alzo known Azz A- Butt-"O"-bad or Ab-tatta-baad?
By phor every berson , evbery enetity en Poakland izz konnketed bith symbolic oph Musharraf?

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 May 2011 22:45

if cashmere issue had been rejolved (i.e given to bakistan) then there would have been no need for jihadis in bakistan
if bakistan had not been formed there would have been no cashmere issue.

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 May 2011 22:46

oh.. i swear on kayani, i did not mean the last sentence of the previous post.

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 06 May 2011 03:38

yindoo NTRO is going down the drains due to poor quality exams

pesh hai, one sawal from the leaked papers:

Q: What do you do when you are hunting for the biggest prick of your time?
Ans: Search for a compound that looks like a VIP Frenchie from air.

too easy answers...

partha · Post by **partha** » 06 May 2011 04:34

bakistan's failure to win against west indies is world's failure to win.
next time they win against us, we will retaliate with biggest no balls

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 06 May 2011 05:44

Baki mantra:

"Failure ij global, suck-cess ij local"

partha · Post by **partha** » 06 May 2011 06:06

we have taken failure from "south asia" to the whole world. progress!

partha · Post by **partha** » 06 May 2011 08:41

from here onwards, in bakistan, after thursday it is fryday and not friday. notice issued. bliss to note.

partha · Post by **partha** » 06 May 2011 08:43

actually world peoples don't get it. all this bomb blasts and killings in bakistan ij a pashtun tradition which nobody knows. all is well.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 06 May 2011 10:11

Bakistanis have been proven 400% right. Aj Bakistanij alwayj saying, O-sama ij naat hiding in bakistan. See now ij the proof. He waj living like any aardinary rich Arab in A'bad. He waj definately naat hiding otherwije US Navy would have phound few shuttle cock Burkha in the compound.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 06 May 2011 10:27

What a nice mother-child moment!!

From new ISI manual, new top secret technawlaji to collect intelligence which will be used to prevent future intelligence failures

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 06 May 2011 12:39

Gilani assures foreign investors of secure business in Pakistan

PARIS, France: Prime Minister Syed Yousuf Raza Gilani on Wednesday urged foreign businessmen not to fall for propaganda about the security situation in Pakistan and rather invest in diverse sectors for securing tremendous dividends. ........

http://www.dawn.com/2011/05/04/gilani-a ... istan.html

kmkraoind · Post by **kmkraoind** » 06 May 2011 13:14

Sewage dumping in Canal stopped, for now

Here is the picture of sewage dumping and sewage floating on water. Hone one day all of the paki sewage ends in Arabian sea.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 06 May 2011 19:18

Mauleners there ij a large conspiracy.

In another dhaaga a kuffa by the naam of Lord of The L*nds (Rudradev) ij farmaooing:

OBL (and most Arabs) do not see the Pakistanis as birathers.

http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... start=2360

Our Arap birathers do no dekho us Bakistani beebuls as birathers?

Mauleners I poocho, bhat to do with thij kuffa Lord Of the L*nds?

Send him three goats, 1 jacket munna, 2 soosai abduls, none or all the above?

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 06 May 2011 20:31

Negative Neuj: Ghazi-supreme Sheikh Osama waj dhoti shivering cowering-in-dark-corner SDRE onlee.

Cowering Osama 'shoved his wife towards SEALS' during attack as raiders' first shot missed!

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 06 May 2011 20:37

Quote-e-Din (and important lesson in Lahori Logic 101)

Jernail Musharraf wrote: 911 happened without Amirkhan's knowledge. 26/11 happened without India's knowledge. Similarly Osama Bin Laden waj killed by CIA in Bakistan without ISI's knowledge. See anything can happen without anyone's knowledge. Bakistani terrorists can attack joo without jour knowledge - international community must share blame for lack of such knowledge.