Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 10 May 2011 23:54

Birather Osama bas killed in cold blood allright. Thij bideo showj the egstant to bich the kuffar go to humiliate the bious like us:

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 11 May 2011 02:11

Musings oph Sheikh Osama, phrom the aphterlife:

"I yam floating floating onlee, yand I have a geela gaan*...must be in milk and honey..."

"That silvery thing bith fins nibbling at my gotas must be my phirst virgin...."

partha · Post by **partha** » 11 May 2011 12:30

when joos were watching bakistani streets for protests (Unusual quiet from radical Pakistani groups), we fooled them by offering prayers for obl in parliament. AoA!

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 11 May 2011 17:48

small quiz for istoodents.

who said this to whom

"What you are doing? I did not give you permission," Kundi said.

who is kundi?
who was doing what to kundi?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 May 2011 18:47

1947+72=2019 . Will TSP meet its 72 in 2019 ???

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 11 May 2011 21:16

^ Deyaar Cheen-mein-Anand,
Why talk like Madarassa-challenged anpad Yehudi. Bakistan waj naat I repeat Naat created in 1947. It waj created when Bin-Khassam landed aan the door aaf Sindh and demanded F-16 and AARAM and Stinger missile phraam Raja Dahir otherwije Gasoline would be put aan Sindh and Eyeraak relational-sheep.
Seriously, Bhwere were ju doing *sharam* *Sharam* when they were teaching "No juar Khasaam" to Khusboo in Abettabad mension c/o General Abhi-tak-Kiya-Nahin

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 May 2011 21:20

when it comes to khushboo, how an ju be suar that kiya nahi is abhi tak kiya nahin?
hain ji?

sum · Post by **sum** » 11 May 2011 21:27

Diyar maulanas, bliss to kamment on this earth-e-shatter news:
Snubbed by IPL, Afridi & co. head to Lankan League

Snubbed by the IPL for the past three seasons, top Pakistani cricketers including ODI skipper Shahid Afridi, are set to prove their worth at the inaugural edition of the Sri Lanka Premier League (SLPL) later this year.

Afridi has already accepted an offer to lead one of the franchises in the SLPL for a sum of $35,000 for the inaugural season.

The Pakistan captain revealed that he has agreed on a three-year contract and that his current amount will double in 2012. "I've accepted an offer to be captain of one of the team in the Sri Lankan Premier League. It's a good opportunity and I will try to make the most of it," Afridi said.

Besides the SLPL, the flamboyant Pakistani all-rounder said he has also received an offer to play as captain in the Bangladesh Premier League.

Apart from Afridi, other Pakistani players to have signed a contract with the SLPL include Test captain Misbah-ul-Haq, retired fast bowler Shoaib Akhtar, Abdul Razzaq, Umar Gul and Umar Akmal.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 11 May 2011 21:56

Lalmohan wrote:when it comes to khushboo, how an ju be suar that kiya nahi is abhi tak kiya nahin?
hain ji?

LalBrof - Pleej naat to asking out of salaabus kweshchun. Ju know Kiyan-nahin ij CTO (Cheap Terrorist aaficer) aaf TSP. Ju can naat doubt hij Mardangi. But thinking hard, he waj naat there bhen Armitage jujed to vijit bakistan for nak-turn-nel vijits to Gola, so it ij safe to gas that he ij abhi tak kiya nahin.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 11 May 2011 22:24

In other newj kriketer turned paaliteeshan Yimran Khan haj called for a boycott of US aid which is the second greatest threat to the existence of bakistan, the first being yindian saas bahu serials. Great satan Amirkhan is currently dumping the aid money deliberately on Bakistan even after repeated refusals to damage the stellar image the cuntry has among world populace. Bakistan will use all options available including nukular bomb to prevent amirkha depositing next lot of kerry langur bill into Bakistan's account. When this agency approached Mr.Mango Abdul on the streets of Krachi to ask his opinion, all he couls say was "JEEHAARD" before he ran away to beautify the nearest KFC outlet. In fact it ij learned that soon Bakistan will provide aid to US as a revenge, that ij as soon as the kufr IMF loan gets passed.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 12 May 2011 00:39

Bakistan loses its sovirginity baar bar lagataar for American AIDS, this is surely radicalising the otherwise non radical Imran Khan Niazi. Perhaps Imran Mia should offer his phoonk kaam services to Amritraj and company so that the question of losing sovirginity does not arise

RSoami · Post by **RSoami** » 12 May 2011 01:02

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9AjvG7CcHc

Bakistani sooper dooper Mard Policemen Kamandoo trayneeng onlee

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 12 May 2011 05:05

Khufia Imposhter!! The title of Prejident of Kela Republic ij rejerved for Mujjaraf or Kyanahi onlee.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 May 2011 19:31

Heard Bakistan haaz breempted da Kuffar. Filla-nahi haaz brobosed 2 ophicial naam phor see-lektion.
Blleeze tuu V phor Tuttechukstan of Khaan orr Tuttechumstan of Khaan.
Bue kan haab nu sogan

Mera Bharat Mahan
Jai Jai jai Hindustan
Tuttechum Paakistan

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 13 May 2011 01:08

Bah! such gross disrespect to Bakistan, Al Sarko refusing to bring wife Carla while he himself enjoys Bakistani female company, grrr where is the French Mission?

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 13 May 2011 05:11

Doej ISI istand phor "I Salute India"?

Pleese to exhplain.

niran · Post by **niran** » 13 May 2011 07:54

Mahendra wrote:
Bah! such gross disrespect to Bakistan, Al Sarko refusing to bring wife Carla while he himself enjoys Bakistani female company, grrr where is the French Mission?

Maulanas pliss to be looking Al Sarko naak, eet has da shape oph joowish naak, eye say this eej yyy kanspeeracy
to sully the name yand sovirginty oph Baki wimmen, eye istand tall yand erect yand yell JEEEHAARRRD!

Salam.

Mauryan · Post by **Mauryan** » 13 May 2011 22:41

China planning to create cheap copy of Pakistan near Arunachal Pradesh

Beijing, China. After Indian intelligence agencies confirmed the presence of suspected Chinese military engineers in Pakistan occupied Kashmir (PoK), The News has found out the details of the secret mission these engineers are on. Using their famous “reverse engineering” method to create knock-off goods, the Chinese are trying to create a region like PoK near Arunachal Pradesh, some parts of which China has been claiming as “disputed territory”.

The new territory will be called Pakistanii occupied Kashmeer, to evade trade mark laws.

“The Chinese want to work out exactly what it is about Pakistan that pisses India off so much,” The News in-house international relations expert Prem, 19, said, “The Chinese just can’t get on India’s nerves like Pakistan can, despite having 2.85m strong military personnel, functional nukes, and a crazy streak.”

“Instead, dusty, dysfunctional Pakistan with its own particular blend of anarchy, militarism and traditionally terror friendly environment has the ability to rile India. It is this ability which the Chinese aim to capture and recreate,” Prem explained.
As per the detailed analysis of our expert, the Chinese in PoK are said to be interested in recreating a mini Pakistan – the perfect environment for armed insurgency, instability, and random violence – just across the border from Arunachal Pradesh.

They plan to do this through reverse engineering the PoK model, which means the “Chinese Pakistan” near Arunachal would be developed at a much cheaper rate than the price Pakistan has paid for creating PoK. However, commentators wonder if it will be as hard wearing and enduring as the original branded version.

“China doesn’t need to invest in any research and development activities like Pakistan did all these decades,” Prem pointed out, “it just needs to add a local twist, maybe a red star here and there.”
Although it’s not yet clear if the Chinese engineers have been able to rip the code, but sources say that the engineers have suggest some “policy level” changes to the ruling communist party in China. These changes include withdrawing state services from its border region, shutting down successful businesses in the area, and giving away an AK-47 with every 1kg of rice.

“Since China can’t ask for US aid, I think it might trade some AK-47s for cheap missiles it hands over to Pakistan,” our expert concluded.

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 14 May 2011 11:30

Bakistani writer boloing that horses are high-caste animals.

negi · Post by **negi** » 14 May 2011 11:44

^

The book is aimed at the hprse lover

It ij a typo it should be herpes lober.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 May 2011 18:30

VikasRaina wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:when it comes to khushboo, how an ju be suar that kiya nahi is abhi tak kiya nahin?
hain ji?
LalBrof - Pleej naat to asking out of salaabus kweshchun. Ju know Kiyan-nahin ij CTO (Cheap Terrorist aaficer) aaf TSP. Ju can naat doubt hij Mardangi. But thinking hard, he waj naat there bhen Armitage jujed to vijit bakistan for nak-turn-nel vijits to Gola, so it ij safe to gas that he ij abhi tak kiya nahin.

maybe ju mean abhi tak liya-nahin?

carvaka · Post by **carvaka** » 14 May 2011 20:42

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestof ... cnn?hpt=T2

Large stash of ***** in Sheikh Osama's cumpound

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 May 2011 21:01

Lalmohan wrote:te="Lalmohan"]when it comes to khushboo, how an ju be suar that kiya nahi is abhi tak kiya nahin?
hain ji?[/
Maybe ju mean abhi tak liya-nahin?

It iz naat the kwestion of to do orr naat to do
En Khushbu Al Bakar and Kiya Nahi sangam,
It iz Hu duz what tu Hu and bhere iz da sekret.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 May 2011 21:05

Ubl's "Haran" phrom Poaki "Sharan" bithout "daran" by Unkil Garam
Kallz phor pardoy oph
Karwan gujar hya , Gubbar dekhte rahe.
OBl Challa gya, Helicopter dekhte rahe!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 May 2011 23:39

Things have changed aphter LMU introduced angreji in its curriculum. Photu from protest rally taken out to subbort army/ISI

negi · Post by **negi** » 15 May 2011 00:52

I hab a pooch bhy phor do our Army jernail hab naam like Ash-phuck Kiya nahi and Sooja-hua-Pasha ? It abbears something bad habbened to them in their bachpan.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 15 May 2011 00:57

^^^GUBO happened

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 May 2011 00:58

Joo meen Sooja -hua Pashtoon homing in on Kiyanahi? no wonder no body wants to accept his resignation. Evan Yusaf Aaj Geela-nahi(for obvious reasons) and Arseif Zardari want nothing to do with Sooja hua Pashtoons resignation

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 May 2011 03:04

Sbeshal Offar for Benis Mullahs only

I hab managed to get my hands on a few born bideos from the Sheik's collection . Iph you can send me your mopile numbars I bill send you a few choicest MMS

the phollowing bideos are in phull demand

Osama da Jalwa
Sheik, Biwi aur ISI
Hamidgula
Kiyani MMS
Lub Secks aur Osam-ah
Saving Hamza's privates
There is something about Murgi

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 May 2011 03:06

Chinmayanand wrote:1947+72=2019 . Will TSP meet its 72 in 2019 ???

40 Kilo Desi Ghee phor da man!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 May 2011 03:11

negi wrote:I hab a pooch bhy phor do our Army jernail hab naam like Ash-phuck Kiya nahi and Sooja-hua-Pasha ? It abbears something bad habbened to them in their bachpan.

Itz noot Pasha but Paa- Shaa with ? mark.
Paa= Insert / Shaa= akt oph Inserting with ? Mark
Locals jewsed tuu ask thiz Kwestion tu him ebery GUBO hour .

Kiya Nahi took thiz takaluuph phrom hiz known Abbu.

Kiyani's mother habbily deklared she izz bregnent bith mumber dumber
Yand Kiyani 's Abbu kebt saying " Maine tho kuch Kiya hi Nahi".
Yeh kya hua, kaise hua, kanha hua, kab hua , kisne ne KIYA
Koi yeh tho batayo, Yeh Bacchra kaise hua!!!

( Bacchra= Goat Puttar)

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 15 May 2011 06:24

Prem wrote:
Chinmayanand wrote:1947+72=2019 . Will TSP meet its 72 in 2019 ???
40 Kilo Desi Ghee phor da man!!

Bhy? Don't joo want Cheen-mein-anand to live to see the glorious din, hain ji?!

RAA Agint alert!

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 15 May 2011 08:50

Mahendra wrote:Sbeshal Offar for Benis Mullahs only

I hab managed to get my hands on a few born bideos from the Sheik's collection . Iph you can send me your mopile numbars I bill send you a few choicest MMS

the phollowing bideos are in phull demand

Osama da Jalwa
Sheik, Biwi aur ISI
Hamidgula
Kiyani MMS
Lub Secks aur Osam-ah
Saving Hamza's privates
There is something about Murgi

Mullah Mehdi-e-Dra,

Joo are phorgetting some other man-pasand bideos:

Sherry Does Peshawar
Gubo in Gulmohar
Mullahs Gone Wild
Kreaming in Karachi
Swat Twats
Maalish in Multan

etjetra etjetra

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 15 May 2011 09:10

Swat Twats

that ij actually the naam of my favorite PPL kirket team.

negi · Post by **negi** » 15 May 2011 10:07

Prem wrote: Kiya Nahi took thiz takaluuph phrom hiz known Abbu.

Kiyani's mother habbily deklared she izz bregnent bith mumber dumber
Yand Kiyani 's Abbu kebt saying " Maine tho kuch Kiya hi Nahi".
Yeh kya hua, kaise hua, kanha hua, kab hua , kisne ne KIYA
Koi yeh tho batayo, Yeh Bacchra kaise hua!!!

( Bacchra= Goat Puttar)

Mullah Mohabbat tussi great ho.

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 15 May 2011 11:15

Bhy they are gaiting in line?

niran · Post by **niran** » 15 May 2011 14:07

Airavat wrote:
Bhy they are gaiting in line?

dat eez a shaat oph a reality show "Kaun karega Asfak"

2 teams one with Kala and the other with safaid head band
the teams to asfak in quickest time without assaaph kia will win
3 dins yand 4 raat in Abtobaad Seikh mahal.

Salam

saadhak · Post by **saadhak** » 15 May 2011 14:55

Stealth helicopters refuelled in Pakistan:
Sources further inform that it is not out of the question according to the report that Electro-Magnetics Plus (EMP) technology may also have been employed during the raid to temporarily disable communication systems around the area of the operation. This would mean that mobiles, telephones, internet services including other electrical circuits would have been jammed and unable to function while the raid continued.

How hamari taap secretion djinn technaalagy Electro Magnetics Plus went to Amreekis?

LMU maulanas bliss to make sure Electro Magnetics Plus plus ij naat faaling in wraang hands.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 15 May 2011 18:22

EM Pulj, naat EM Pluj

Blij to check store-khana at LMU. Lookj like some nanha mujahid haj checked out EM Pluj Pluj

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 15 May 2011 20:33

Airavat wrote:
Bhy they are gaiting in line?

bliss to notij ROLEX take-away shap