Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 15 May 2011 21:49

All joo maulaners becoming rage poys soching our fauj eej being humiliated around the world should take a deep saans and calm down.
It eej all a plan by ameerkhans to dephlect critijism oph their ekhonomy. Our fauj will be rewarded for this show of layal-tea, no shaq about that. Maan madega ki they have a point when they say our fauj is used to being humiliated na?

'Pindi badnam hui, darling tere liye'

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 15 May 2011 21:50

The mahdi bill arraive phrom dessert and berform a ghazwa-e-hind in sebtemper and reclaim our muslim peeratherhood. Just like our sang "It Started with the desert; Came from the desert; It came in Sebtemper! "

A djin wisbered this asli khabarin my kan bhile i was deebly souching this mourning in peeshower, bakistan.

The Egyptian Salafi movement has accused the Indian government of holding captive millions of Hindus and Buddhists who had allegedly been Muslims in a previous life.....

“We have given the Indian government a one month ultimatum before we smoke these captives out and reclaim them as true, properly bearded Muslim men and women,” Hareeqa told EKT.....

peware the al-mahdi will cum and prewail
salam
bajauri-al-kellawalla

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 May 2011 21:52

Swal phor Maulaanus!!

How would jew korrectky dephine Musharraph/ Musharraf Begum en Kamp-e-Poak orddoo yand itz funktional usage amung dephllowered of Poakzim?

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 15 May 2011 22:23

diyar IEDtar,
bliss to bass fatwa on this short dark rice eating kufr !!

Every time I see Pakistan in news, I thank God we broke from that hell and thank again for putting the thickest part of India between us.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 15 May 2011 22:59

Airavat wrote:Bhy they are gaiting in line?

That is Baki version of kho-kho game (Aam Abduls vs. Faujis). Baki version of kho-kho, being 400% soup-e-rear than SDRE version, also incorporates elements of kabaddi and rugby into the game. Notice Fauj teammates on other side of concrete barrier, waiting for their turn to tag in.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 May 2011 02:12

negi · Post by **negi** » 16 May 2011 03:27

^ Hain ij Kiya-nahi Heera-Mandi's pybroduct ? So many phans I tell joo.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 16 May 2011 05:17

Airavat wrote:........Bhy they are gaiting in line?

Mashallah so much talunt in Bakistan. Third rate Yindoos have nonsense stage managed Munni Padnaam Hui where Bolice ij chasing buddha and all are habing phun:

Mauleners, this ij 400% batter 500% natural Bakistani Munni Padnaam Hui, where it ij ulta, bhee are all chasing bolice and habing phun. Even bolice is anjoying doing Robot dance. See pelow (director ij on diwaar bith camera):

Airavat wrote:

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 May 2011 06:46

Lub Paa Ki Stan Orr Leaabe Paa Ki Stan !!
Deer Abd-fool bin Al-fool
Kaffir Unkil izz naat onlee making violent Lub to Paa_ki_stan but alzo do naat blan to "leave" anny Paa_ki- Stan behind.
Think Oph Uncle Sam azz Troo Mujahid and Paa_ki_Stan azz Hoor bith edernal Birginity. OOPar Wala hazz given dhiz reward to Unkil to loot Paa_ki_Stani Birginity in Full worldwide View ,en full day light .

Kahe ko roye, GUBO Jo hoye, Jitna Chahe tuu chilla le Jihader , Unkil chahe woh Hoye !!
Izzat loote teri sarre AAAm, Poaki terra yeh hai IInaaaam.

Unlimited hai Vazleen ki battles, Uncountable hai Kondom ke loop
Looz orr yaa tight Musharraf, Paki hogi daily Chakna Choor .
Kahe ko roye@@

negi · Post by **negi** » 16 May 2011 07:29

Prem wrote: Kahe ko roye, GUBO Jo hoye, Jitna Chahe tuu chilla le Jihader , Unkil chahe woh Hoye !!
Izzat loote teri sarre AAAm, Poaki terra yeh hai IInaaaam.

B#nd paar dita tussi. AoA

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 16 May 2011 07:40

BajKhedawal wrote: “We have given the Indian government a one month ultimatum before we smoke these captives out and reclaim them as true, properly bearded Muslim men and women,” Hareeqa told EKT.....

Wonderphool miracles of Djinn takniki - Now we hab wimmens with peeards!

Does that put them on the same level as Baki mard and bakra?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 May 2011 12:31

Raja Bose wrote:
BajKhedawal wrote: “We have given the Indian government a one month ultimatum before we smoke these captives out and reclaim them as true, properly bearded Muslim men and women,” Hareeqa told EKT.....

Wonderphool miracles of Djinn takniki - Now we hab wimmens with peeards! Does that put them on the same level as Baki mard and bakra?

Phool, wimmen grow biyards to make themselves attractive to the Beards with ballj

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 16 May 2011 20:50

Mulla M, Pleej to specify lokation aaf this peard ?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 16 May 2011 21:10

VikasRaina wrote:Mulla M, Pleej to specify lokation aaf this peard ?

eej thij the legendary bearded clam?
but see phood ij haram no?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 May 2011 21:26

LMji

Joo suar there is no sandhi-vichedh in your second statement?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 16 May 2011 21:48

Can I just see "this" food ?

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 16 May 2011 21:59

X posting from arunji post in TSP thread
http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... 8#p1091308

So, as that very senior U.S. officer summed up the U.S./Pakistan relationship: “We’re trapped in a classic bad marriage. Can’t live with them. Can’t live without them

(guboing)

Embarrassment may explain Pakistani silence on this and other details. But the silence is being taken as another conciliatory gesture.

(invitation for vazeleen)

What one U.S. official called “a problem we had not adequately foreseen” is that Kayani apparently has taken the U.S. decision not to inform him about the SEALs raid as an unforgivable slight on his personal honor. It calls into question, he apparently thinks, his whole relationship—and by extension, Pakistan’s—with the administration. Kayani has to be mollified somehow. Sen. John Kerry’s mission to Pakistan this weekend—at President Obama’s request—has that as one of its objectives.

(kweshun to ask- with or withour gloves)

A mid-level administration official observed last week: “Pakistan has the initiative. What happens now is up to them.”

(ebil amrikans shedushing paki mard)

see-nature after guboing paki mard asks him- yeenuff guboing
paki mard angrily - &*^%$ ^&% kiya-nahi

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 16 May 2011 22:03

all this waqt eye waj misunderstimating meaning of asphuk kiya-nahin
i used to soch that it waj "mainey ashphuk kiya nahin", but asli mein eet eej "mera ashphuk kiya nahin?"
krisnuddin haj enlightened me (moderately)

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 May 2011 22:28

VikasRaina wrote:Can I just see "this" food ?

Onlee if joo promise not to bring 4 bious witnesses along

Mukesh.Kumar · Post by **Mukesh.Kumar** » 16 May 2011 22:53

Ebhel Yindoo conspiracy to deny Bakistan's rights.

Maulana's ebel yindoos are resorting to dartea 'tricks' to disrupt Eye Em Eph's work and slow down disbursement of mani to Bakistan. Pharst they spread roomers and now they are attacking in rooms.

We need to condom diz kauns-pee-racy

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 May 2011 22:58

Pakistan's Generanal Ass-phuck Kiya Nahi ?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 17 May 2011 00:42

bhat is going on in land of bious. people are dieing of hunger and actresses are dieing of excess of alcohol and over dose of cocaine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF-byfK_ndk

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 May 2011 00:58

^
Kamaran Please add to the figures of Bakistani lives lost in the Jung e Terrar, Senator Kerry is around in town and me musht provide him with a nice round figure.
Tanveer, ring up Hakeemullah and ask him to claim 'credit' for the terrarist act

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 17 May 2011 14:54

Airavat wrote:

Bhy they are gaiting in line?

Bhleejh to notish 'Rolex Showroom' next to 'Rafeeq Dental Clinic' in Gulzaar Markit....

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 May 2011 22:18

Hurd, een Powkerstan ,Sovereignty Belongs to Allah Yand Virginty belong to Massa!!
Gibee what bee long tu Allah and give what beelong tu Massa!!

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 18 May 2011 00:24

momin imitating kuffr bolice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vw6UwVlCkQ

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 18 May 2011 00:47

Flashing Neuj*: Bakistan needs quick donation of Amirkhan helicopters to defend its honour and dignity against Amirkhan incursions

NATO helicopter attacks Pakistani army post (MSNBC)

*PS: No, I am not referring to Sherbano Ammi's flashing of her assets.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 May 2011 02:08

Mao Hu Akbal! Mao Hu-Jintao Akbal!

Assaram Areikum Benis wale biladhels!

We have just signed a dephence pact with taller than mountain fliend China ! any attack on the sovirginity of Phoonk Sundaris operating in Islamabad will be treated as an act of War against China

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 18 May 2011 04:16

Diyar peeloveds,

Bhat is happening on gunga-behra phorum. Thoje pesky kuffar yindoos phrom BRF are apheckting ober prave mujahids in a bery diabolical way:

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America a few bombs here and there arent going to wake Pakistanis up American should drop nukes maybe that way our deaf dumb and backward people might wake up

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 May 2011 18:44

Ij Gilanahiji putting on weight? Musht be all that salty chineje khana.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 May 2011 19:17

seeing all those tall manly birathers with sharp sharp and raised talwars has caused gila-nahin's dil to expand in pride and other things to swell in equal pride, he is hoping for happy ending following pappi-jhappi with emperor hu

diyar mahdiullah - h&d of phoonk sundaris led to mards of tspa storming our beloved lmu and slaughtering all the kendostyx sistas

meanwhile, why is tall kamarade birather smirking behind gilanahis musharraf?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 19 May 2011 00:13

"Sarkar, Mai Baap, naat today, I have diarrhoea" R Malik

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Your Excellency, Sarkar naat today, I've got to dash off to Beijing for piles surgery: Groper

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" Sarkaar, naat today! I hurt my bum when I fell off the bed on hearing the news of the raid on Abbotabad" Ass Saf kiyanahi

Kerry " WTF"

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 19 May 2011 01:08

Jaan Karry did naat meat x Eye Yes Eye zief Hemrroid Gull ?

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 19 May 2011 01:10

Mullah Mahdi, Take a 1000 stribes for wraang interpret-e-shun. Here ij halal interpret-e-shun:

Kerry visits Rehman Malik....

Kerry (sounding surprised): "Rehman, bhat happened? Bhy you looking so sad?"
Rehman Malik: "Sarkar, Mai Baap, I have constipation since last 4 dins - everything is going in, nothing is coming out. Even vigorous zordaar pumping by Lt. Jarnail Isab Gul haj had no effect."

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Now Kerry visits shaandaar Baki mard Groper Gilly in his lair....

Kerry: "So Gilly, how ij your constipation? Did Amirkhan's last GUPO in Abottabad help?"
Groper Gilly: "Sarkar, it ij your dua onlee that my conspitation is cured. Allah may grant us more of your GUPOs in phuture - Just ask Ass-Phuck!"

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Phinally Kerry visit Jarnail Ass-phuck Kiyanahi

Kerry: "We really need to widen our GUPO otherwise our relation will become constipated. Just look at Rehman's condition!"
Ass-Phuck Kiyanahi: "Hab joo tried using a rattan cane to phree the passage? It worked wonders phor me and Pervez when Amritraj used it on us in 2001."

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 19 May 2011 01:35

wah wah

Isab Gul and Hemarrhoid Gul

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 19 May 2011 06:18

Wen: "Lie down here. Face down a$$ up!"
Groper: "Luckily your tool is bhery tiny...."

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 19 May 2011 06:28

Dipper yand Tailer iz saying , dont worry abot mi tiny tool joo phool i kan joose da hand yand arm . Lukk HU laang izz et joo pieece oph missphit miceschitz !

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 19 May 2011 10:10

From Evil Yindian Faking newjh website

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 19 May 2011 10:21

Hu ij thij RAA agint pehind the purdah lurking in shaadoos? Ij that ju Rah-ul-Yemm ?
Hu eej thees...My ISI ins-phyrred gaass is..

1. Raja-ul-Bose ( The CIA cum RAA againt)
2. Mahdi ( Who doej he pelay phaar)
3. Lal-mullah ( The cheap aafsaar aaf LMU)
4. Maulana Prem-al-Gazali (Ij he reading bun aaf hij shayari to Carry)
5. Negi-al-Pahadi (The injun cheeni againt who doej naat know that istill)

Pleej to burrn jourself and uthao Purdah phraam the raaz.....Second gaas after constipitation j that thij ij Mullah-Sri due to istrict observance of Purdah. Jazaakalla to ju !!! I disappoint ju the Al-keeda 3.5 phaar life.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 19 May 2011 10:54

Diyar Aiditor Janaab
Iz it halal to hab a horrowscope?
A kaffir noozpaper sayz this
Rogue planets in the Milky Way
If horrowskopez are ok then I think some of theej planets are present in many pipulz horoskopez in Pakistan.
Pliz to help in putting light on thiz matter.
Shukriya